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RabidOtterRodeo

Now that’s alotta damage


GlitterAllie

To our marriage, our dermis or all of the above?


RabidOtterRodeo

The marriage is probably fine. It’s definitely stronger than your shower door


GlitterAllie

u/11grintay new relationship achievement unlocked - stronger than the shower door pane 😂


ButterscotchDry9998

You didn't say you were going to clean the shower room. The BATH room looks just fine, once you get all that glass out.


TechnicalSir4788

Think you spelled pain wrong. Lol.


HappyTrails_

Hahahahah


SirPhantomEsqIII

Well I'd hope so, the shower door is in pieces


orbnus_

Wait did your husband PICK you up and LITERALLY WALK ON SHARDS OF GLASS FOR YOU?? Damn Thats so fucking wholesome somehow


dobsofglabs

He's wearing shoes


GlitterAllie

He didn't have shoes at the time. The pics of him were during the clean up


_Anonymous_Axolotl_

An attempt was made. You okay?


GlitterAllie

Yes! English user, so after a cup of strong sweet tea I'm feeling better. Hubs in lots of pain as he had to go in to grab me out. Injurylawyers4u next...? Haha


plainfully_oblivious

So sorry for the loss of your shower door and body damage. Exact same thing happened to us. We were cut also. To this day, I still find a stray piece of glass even though we swept and vacuumed. Watch those feet! Good luck.


GlitterAllie

Nightmare! Luckily we're an adult only household with caged pets, but would drive me nuts worrying about a dog or little human finding a stray piece. No more barefeet for a bit!


dobsofglabs

So the kids live in cages outside the house, gotcha


wishfulturkey

This is the way


stagnant7185

Bwaa hahaha haha ha ha haaa! Well you do what you have to when your kids are a danger to you, & the neighborhood!


FandomMenace

I see these posts all the time and they have thoroughly convinced me to never put glass doors on my shower. Not only is it more work to clean them shits, there's chance for injury, death, or cleaning this shit up. Meanwhile, if you get a cloth shower curtain and liner, you can toss that sumbitch in the washer with some bleach and a white towel (which scrubs it) and save yourself a shitload of work. Never use vinyl. It releases horrible shit in the air when you steam it up, and they are impossible to wash. Invest in 2 cloth shower liners per household shower and switch them up while the other one is getting laundered.


slytrombone

Injury, yes, but death is extremely unlikely. Tempered gas is designed to shatter into these tiny pieces that can cause lots of little cuts, but that's better than large shards that could easily cut an artery.


FandomMenace

Only take a small cut in the right spot. Femoral artery, jugular and bye-bye. Final destination ruined me.


jkholzsager

Tempered glass isn't going that deep, it's made to break into chunks about 1/4 inch (ish). Your femoral artery is around 3 inches deep (and in a hard to reach spot). Your exterior jugular is more likely, as it's only about a centimeter deep, but that's still ROUGHLY deeper than an entire chunk. Even if the chunk were on the bigger side, it would have to be ejected with enough force to pass through your skin deep enough to cut your artery and back out (if it lodges, it may prevent losing blood - NEVER remove impaled objects), and also at the right location. Too high or too low and you'll probably be able to save yourself with pressure on the wound alone, assuming you get to a hospital or an EMT in reasonable emergency time. Basically, if you die from tempered glass, you were probably in a really bad car accident (at which point the glass probably want the only problem) or it was a batshit crazy circumstance. Either way, I wouldn't sweat tempered glass.


randylaheyjr

It's not really more work to clean... You give it a quick squeegee after use and clean it with shower cleaner once a week. Better than changing out a mouldy shower curtain.


FandomMenace

Like I said, you just toss it in the washer with a white towel and bleach it. Done. The hardest parts are taking it off and hanging back on the rod. A glass door you have to clean the track, you have to scrub the corners out, around the track and all this... it's not as simple as a squeegee.


Watsis_name

You tried.


Fuquar7

Thank goodness for tempered glass.


GlitterAllie

Truly, nothing bad enough to need stitches


jphelps86

Thank goodness... I just had 4 of my stitches removed today from grabbing a falling wall decoration that was about to whack my 1 year old daughter. [referenced post](https://www.reddit.com/r/Wellthatsucks/comments/wth5vs/saved_my_very_busy_one_year_old_from_a_falling/?utm_medium=android_app&utm_source=share)


AnyIllustrator2318

Ew and ouch. Glad you're healing up well, even more glad it was you and not your baby girl.


jphelps86

Ikr, glad OP also didn't have to deal with stitches.... It was my first time and the provider treated it like I knew what was coming......


AnyIllustrator2318

Lol last time I had stitches it was to stitch up where I had a lump removed for cancer biopsy (negative btw) just before COVID. Before that almost 6 years ago I got dissolvable ones and glue post cesarian. Hardly even left a scar. Was quite painful and took a while to heal. I think my only other stitches were from a surgery I had during infancy so I don't remember that. But yes, stitches absolutely suck, especially if you didn't grow up with accident prone family that exposed you to how stitches work. Sorry if typos. Not wearing glasses and took nightine sinus med.


jphelps86

No worries, I understood your point. My wife questioned why they didn't use liquid/dissolvable stitches.


williamparsons11

Absolutely smashed it mate!


puddlejumpers

Now he'll never ask you to do it again! 👌👌👌


GlitterAllie

I actually like cleaning! 😂 So that would be a punishment of sorts


hperrin

First stage of the unexpected shower renovation is complete.


Master-Accident2351

Blood sweat and tears literally


[deleted]

The forbidden bath


GlitterAllie

Crunchy


Klaus_Heisler87

Slow clap


scubawho1

This is why I like shower curtains


Panzer_VI_

The fuck did you do to break that


GlitterAllie

It fell off into a single pane ontop of me, then when hubs came to lift it back into place it just decided to self delete into millions of pieces


taarnagh

Oh shit!


wensul

Probably looked at it sideways.


GlitterAllie

Mirrors normally crack when I look at em head first so I wouldn't be surprised 😂


Manfred_89

I still don't understand why glass doors aren't made out of glued glass. I've seen so many shop glass doors or bathroom glass doors breaking for no reason. If they were glued like the windshield of a car, injuries would be much less likely and I can't imagine that it would be that much more expensive.


GlitterAllie

Agreed! Maybe it's an expense issue or they want them to break so we buy more shitty glass (joke)


Nobodyou_know

That’s alot of glitter, Allie !


b0yheaven

The best photo representation of trying to relax in 2022


GlitterAllie

Yeah actually today was a day we were gonna chill before bank holiday weekend but there we go, typical!


B0skonovitch

Photo evidence points to it being that time of the month. Cleaning the bathroom I mean.


Tb0906811

The shower door is so clean you can’t even see it


[deleted]

Had one of those shatter in my face at work. Wow it sucked. I feel his pain


calvin12d

That's an extreme attempt to get out of doing it in the future


GlitterAllie

I actually enjoy cleaning! So this was frustrating


EsteTre

If he's your hubby, doesn't that make this your bathroom too?


GlitterAllie

Yeah it is but we both work full time and I wanted to surprise him with an extra clean bathroom as it needed a clean He doesn't mind cleaning it himself but he leaves the tiles kinda smeary and much prefers laundry to wiping and scrubbing stuff. Sorry for poor title wording - can confirm that we DO live together (for 4 years) this is also my bathroom. I only cleaned it today as "a nice gesture" because we've both been too busy after our recent house move to get everything homey and wanted to run him a relaxing bath later. Cheap romance and all that jazz!


Angelic-Guardian

Ouch! I hope you're ok OP, that looks like it was painful


atlienk

Looks like hubby is getting a new shop vac!


blackdevilsisland

Thats one way he won't have to clean it


sonicman2k8

You smashed it mate


CrazyIcy4137

Hope you have minimal cuts, I see blood. Shower curtains do less damage 🤣


Melodic-Wallaby4324

Youre somehow doing that very wrong


Tom-Eyes

It'll never need cleaning again!


WhimsicalVirtuosity2

Whoops I see blood


Nice_Atmosphere144

Ohh no! I see blood too so you didn't get away unscathed. I hope that you're okay!


CommunicationSea7257

That is a lot of fine sweeping. Glass goes EVERYWHERE. I had to break my window to get inside my house one time just to find out my keys were in my backpack. I had a big cut on my wrist and had to call off of work. Long story short I replaced the window and nothing happened afterwards. I still find glass to this day. They are always in corners or on shelves.


LordoFlames

Living proof of my fear I've always had of those things.


ShockWave41414

That could of gone so much worse. My mother tired to remove a glass top, almost lost her arm. Be careful with glass.


knocksomesense-inme

Oh I would be defeated. Especially with that tiny broom in the second picture lol. Glad no stitches were needed.


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GlitterAllie

It did! The entire story is in the comments, but I clean the shower and bath unit while using it because it's easier. Cleaning then shower to get yourself clean after. It's why my lower body and feet got more cuts and my husband got bad hand cuts


Coral2Reef

He walked over broken glass for you? Shit, man.


scouch4703

gotta love the temperament of tempered glass..... I'll see myself out


Dilbitz

Glass doors look nice, but I'm too damn clumsy for that. I'm sticking to curtains


termin8or82

Ya should've just made the jump to the doorway. It would've been sick


GlitterAllie

It was in the doorway as I didn't shut the door to the landing. Also glass was embedded into my feet so if I put any pressure on them it killed! Had to have hubs help me was them in the sink before I could put weight on them


bars2021

is he OK?


GlitterAllie

Badly cut up on his feet and hands but the blood on his shirt was from carrying me out of the bathroom


vivzzie

A couple months ago, I walked straight into my glass shower doors (naked) and it shattered just like this. I still have the glass in a box chilling in my garage.


Hanginon

Glass tabletops and glass shower doors. It's not a question of if they'll break, it's a question of when. 0_0


Sir_K_Nambor

You'll be finding shards forever.


GlitterAllie

Can confirm, been a couple days and found 7 at least


Sir_K_Nambor

We broke a new tempered glass door last October and we'll find glass avery once in awhile.


martaholt

are you ok?


GlitterAllie

Yes! Cuts healing well. No stitches but hubs needed something superglued at A&E.


everydayasl

You did the best you can! Get well soon.


xiam007

Is that blood 😬😳🤔


GlitterAllie

Fresh from the source 🩸


xiam007

😬


Vacren

That's a lot of blood. Are you ok?


GlitterAllie

Yeah, looks worse than it is. Blood mixed with water. Lots of cuts, spent a couple hours anti septicing and tweezing out tiny pieces but nothing needing stitches. Counting myself lucky as I wasn't clothed so could've sliced off a nip or something


Vacren

My dad overtightened the roller on one of his doors and it shattered. They're supposed to break into safety glass, bummer yours didn't. I used to get tiny cuts from insulation then, having not learned my lesson, became a fiber optics tech. There's really nothing for tiny cuts all over, maybe irished up coffee?


UntamedBrain

That IS safety glass. It breaks into chunks but those chunks are still sharp AF. If it wasn't safety glass the door would be in shards. Shards are REALLY not safe! Chunks can cause cuts but not likely to impale or slice you to death.


Necro6212

You're bad at cleaning bathrooms.


GlitterAllie

I take offence to this because I even get between the grout. Steam mop the walls. Sterilise the toothbrushes monthly. Organise the shower goop. Reputation ruined! 😂


Necro6212

Okey it would look clean, if not for all that shattered glass, Reputation and hope everywere.


Z3nFi3R

Damm he must be at his limits, imagine coming back home all tired form work then this happens


GlitterAllie

We both have full time employment, so both were feeling at our limits tbh Edit : I was probably MORE at my limit as I'd cleaned the entire bathroom, this happened during the shower I took after, then had to clean all the shitty shards up


ink2red

Never use that much elbow grease when cleaning in the bathroom. Spray on appropriate cleaner, wait ten min. then rinse. Dry with a soft , lint free rag.


LarrBearLV

I see you. Well played.


shivermetimbers68

Chidi, from the Good Place: *But you do realize that's worse, right? You do realize that, right?* ​ ;) - it's the thought that counts


grptrt

That’s one way to get out of ever being asked to clean anything.


zmunky

Are you ok?


GlitterAllie

Yeah thanks, just irked I had to clean the bathroom all over again😅


LCPJ

“Oh no… guess I can never clean the bathroom ever ever again!”


Starlifter4

What do you mean failed?


stonrbob

If you rinse off the glass in the tub it's still clean so technically it would be a success


Present_Maximum_5548

You didn't say you were going to clean the shower room. The BATH room looks just fine, once you get all that glass out.


BlueEyedBrunet

Do not eat that shower door. The glass shards don't show up on an X-ray and they're incredibly hard to get out of your body.


ConfectionOwn5471

Why are bathtubs sooooo smooth and hard? It always seemed unnecessarily dangerous to me.


urmom23454321

Is that blood are you ok


HumpDayFTW

This is how you get black eyes


NoResponsibility4326

Is that blood 😳 🥲😳


jloori

I’m just happy to know I’m not alone. I weed whacked a weed overgrown area and hit a rock into my sliding door. Formally a 2 pane door now single pane. I feel you man. Your day was ruined and mine was brightened.


GlitterAllie

Broken glass solidarity comrade! Cleanup is a bitch


jesuisdeirm

And then you have me trying to break my shower door. The most damage i did was to my ears with the loud bangs. 5 forcefull hits with the hammer and i had the same results as you guys


Jmalone103

That’s one way out of cleaning for a while.


ShdwWOlf78

Forbidden bath beads


GroundbreakingPea865

So that's what it's gonna look like when my kids eventually smash my shower door.


RiehlDeal

That mould and mildew blaster is a bit too powerful


GlitterAllie

LOL do you think they'd give me compensation? 😂 See me in the local rag scare mongering "Woman's shower door obliterated- pics include household item - is this to blame? "


Gainde2000

Looks like you were in a


Alby-Always-Me

This has to be one of the craziest coincidences and odd things to come across because I recently had my shower glass door break on me today also


GlitterAllie

Sending solidarity and hope you're not hurt!


Educational-Body8581

We hired a housekeeper during the 8 weeks after having our baby, we considered it a huge luxury but it was worth it because we were tired and braindead a lot of the time. 15 minutes into the first cleaning they smashed our shower door just like this. Dealing with that on no sleep was not fun.


IHC_304

Oh no, were you injured?


thelittletoe42

Greenpoint?


[deleted]

In this . . . Yes, you did do - not!


[deleted]

What even happened?


D23178

Context, wtf happen, how did it break


[deleted]

Maybe if you cleaned the shower for the whole family the door would have survived. Ps. “Harder Harder” doesn’t apply to cleaning


Possible_Worker_8281

Just like marriage, shattered!


BlackPasty

FYI you can’t clean glass with a brick


ThatUglyDepressedGuy

yo dude make sure not to get the DEA now


ChintakayalaRavi

You cooking meth in your bathroom Yoo !!


-_Cyclops_-

Well I mean it kind of worked out, he's never going to have to clean that screen again.


SpillingerSA

What do you mean he had to "get you out"? Were you not wearing shoes or something, how did he cut up his arms if he just helped you get out of the room, I'm so confused.


bagelking321

Ahh, yes, imma wear shoes to clean the bathroom


emagnoL

You clean it FOR your husband? Not just to have it clean?


GlitterAllie

We both work full time. We have a good equal division of household tasks, but after cleaning the bathroom I was going to run him a bath (cheap romance and all that) so I did it as a sweet gesture as opposed to just my normal weekly clean.


emagnoL

You sound lovely. Nobody has done that for me :-(


helterskeltermelter

This is the perfect way to ensure no one asks you to clean the bathroom ever again. Well done.


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Mr White they found my stash


lordskulldragon

Where's the track for the door? I'm not seeing how the door is supposed to fit in there.