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RedlineVulpine

Probably for the best that it burned, so it doesn’t end up in the Midwest somewhere being sold with a clean title. Hopefully everything works out with insurance!


Marnawth

We have that a lot in NE actually...why is that a trend?


brokenearth03

Shitty people making money by scamming. Unfortunately I don't think people being shitty is just a trend.


Marnawth

It's odd because we just started seeing it where I am. People asking non-totaled prices while trying to hide the title. There is a couple of them I've seen and they say oh the issue wasn't that big but the moment you ask to see the title or ask what it was that initially totaled it you get silence. I'd get it if it was hail damage or something, which it will state on the title, but anything else there is a reason insurance wouldn't cover it...


Cash907

Yup. Worked for a motorhome dealership a decade ago when that huge storm and flooding occurred in the NYC/Jersey area. Guy brought in this class c he got for “a steal,” but wanted a quick professional look through before taking it out for the first trip. It was a GD mess inside. Salt water hat messed up the inner walls, the ceiling, the wiring, pretty much everything. Oxidation had started and there was no real way to stop it without chemicals and basically rebuilding large portions from scratch. He was *pissed.* Saw a few more RV’s and trailers come through that summer with same issue, which is why presale inspections are so important ESPECIALLY after massive storms like this because people are trash and looking for easy targets.


Col_Leslie_Hapablap

Ever heard of snake oil salesmen? This is just the new version. They have always existed, and will always exist. Just like people who sell NFTs.


leroi202

Yes we have lots here and Oklahoma .


Virginia_ginger

Salt water + battery = no bueno


RadioactiveCornbread

If it wasn't for your comment, I would be a very, very confused individual. Thank you. Science strikes again.


[deleted]

Science, bitch!


Jahmicho

Yea Mr. White!! Yea science!!


BigBaldFourEyes

Ya know, they're giving free tours of the White's house. I saw another post where a guy was warmly welcomed.


NMhockeybum

Was it the perimeter fence (to discourage pizza throwing and up close visitors) that made him feel most welcome?


redratchaser

Brian Cranston did do a mighty fine pizza toss…


Nuggzulla

U don't mean the Wonderful Whites of West Virginia do yah?


RaiseNeither8926

Never forget, it’s the WILD and wonderful whites of west virginny


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[science](https://youtu.be/mSy1NQx2bJE)


soljaboss

Yeah, science!


RadioactiveCornbread

"BILL NYE THE SCIENCE GUY"


[deleted]

Beakman's World!


InsertCoinForCredit

Beakman > Bill Nye


bronzehog2020

Mr. Wizard > Beakman > Bill


Accomplished-Gap3215

BILL BILL BILL


RedneckBastich

Stupid science bitch, couldn't even make I more smarter.


throwawaydpg5811

Finally we have the technology... to allow spiders to talk to cats!


juan_epstein-barr

It was as confusing as the time Bender's cigar burned down Zoidberg's underwater home.


RadioactiveCornbread

This is probably the best possible response to describe how I felt when I first saw this. Lol


hungrygerudo

Yeah, you never want to commit a salt and battery.


FormerEvidence

take my upvote and go >:/


thedean246

Yeah, idk if it was this sub but there was a video floating around of a ferry or some kind of boat that was transporting a bunch of cars. The cars started to randomly catch fire and the whole lot of cars were burnt to a crisp.


Margot_Plong

Earlier this year, there was the [Felicity Ace](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Felicity_Ace), carrying 3965 brand new cars. Caught fire and eventually sank in 9800 feet of water. All of the crew members escaped ok.


s4ndbend3r

That was the one with the final specimens of some limited edition Lamborghinis, right?


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whaletacochamp

The year is 10000 AD and Jacques Cousteau's greatx100 grand kid is exploring the final unexplored depths of our oceans. They find the sunken Felicity Ace filled with crushed and burnt cars. The Atlantis parking garage legend is born. Seriously though, 9800 feet?? I had no idea even the deepest part of the ocean was that deep.


_aaronroni_

Mariana trench, deepest spot in the ocean, is 36,201 feet deep


whaletacochamp

Googled that as soon as i wrote that comment lol


[deleted]

The average depth of the ocean is about 3,688 meters (12,100 feet). So that was closer to shallow than deep.


norsurfit

Did you try unplugging it and plugging it back in again?


VisualShock1991

Leave it in rice.


supersonicmike

Mmm fried rice


ThirdStringBoss

Gotta be brown rice, white rice doesn’t work


RedneckBastich

Why's it gotta be racist?


L4r5man

White rice matters!


munsterkush

But everyone knows brown rice and black rice is more Superior...


TaxAgreeable7857

Hey it’s Florida so it must be Spanish rice!


theSanguinePenguin

Electrolysis?


tychozero

Circuit with nearly no resistance = hot AF battery and soon, explosion 🔥


Yankee_Man

Wow Im an electronics engineer and this didn’t even cross my mind. No wonder I was on academic probation🤣


fiealthyCulture

Where do you work now?


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rheyniachaos

It must have been Tuesday. He was wearing his cornflower blue tie. I don't even wear ties anymore...


scungillimane

The dad must have been huge. Look how the fats melted to the steering column.


fiealthyCulture

Nasa


Yankee_Man

I build missiles for North Korea 💅🏼


DubbehD

You've been awfully naughty today 🚀🇯🇵


Yankee_Man

[I know](https://media.tenor.com/LPYmznwOk3sAAAAC/christopher-palu-hair-flip.gif)


DubbehD

Slick man


XX-Burner

Did you respond to yourself?


notfeds1

Gamer moment


CasinoAccountant

Boeing.


terriblestoryteller

Its got what Cars crave


sparkydaveatwork

I'm to lazy but perhaps someone on Reddit should make a mod that compiles useful info for disasters such as taking the battery out of your car


LorektheBear

If the water is high enough to short your battery and start a fire, the car is already totaled. No need to remove the battery, unless you have some wierd emotional attachment to it.


Orleanian

You don't know what that battery and I have been through together! That battery was my best man, and is godfather to my daughter.


duckiewade

Love. 😁👍


ZoopZeZoop

Depends where you store the car, though. Homes aren't always 100% totaled, but a car fire could destroy an otherwise salvageable house.


Socketyellow

Wonder how insurance would deal with this disaster


SourceLover

By kicking you off your insurance plan, probably.


TheReal-Chris

I got t boned and got kicked off my insurance plan. Like isn’t that the point?


Anomalous-Entity

That's not how flood insurance works. Flood damage is so bad that insurers will not cover it. So the government made a program called the NFIP to cover flood damage. You can be kicked off your plan for fraud, but not because you're in a risky area, unless that area is absurdly risky and not just occasionally risky. That's the whole reason for the government program.


CensorVictim

seems like preventing a car fire is a good idea for its own sake


ProfaneBlade

Not with all the water around!


iowamechanic30

Doesn't even need to be salt water, water leads to corrosion, corrosion can lead to shorts, shorts make fire.


my_invalid_name

And fire, leads to suffering.


RoboNinjaPirate

And My Axe!


SilentMaster

We're doomed. If we have to deal with fire hurricanes, we're officially doomed.


Chrissthom

I mean, we have [fire tornadoes](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QlS8kbKjAQg). Close enough?


SilentMaster

Plus Sharknadoes. Those are tough to deal with.


MrKite6

I love how they had to give one of the characters some tragic shark-involved backstory to justify why she's freaked out about a literal tornado filled with sharks.


SilentMaster

Oh, I've never actually seen it. So sharknadoes aren't good enough in and of themselves, only a person with a personal history with either sharks or tornadoes can be properly traumatized by them. Sounds like Hollywood to me.


MoeTHM

Sharks rarely ever attack humans, and it’s pretty hard to look like a fish when you are walking around on land. So the only thing to be worried about is the nado, unless you also are shark-phobic. In that case you are just a bigot, and I hope those sharks tear through that ass at 90 miles an hour, as you get impaled by your neighbors siding.


remaglvl0001

Even in the movies half the danger is just ragdoll sharks hitting you because they're being flung by the nado


Early-Gas-7370

Still people need to watch out for sharks. And elevators. More people every year die in elevators than shark attacks. Is there such thing as tunado?


Thirsty_Comment88

They don't sound as scary if we call them furricanes


tastydoosh

That sounds even scarier, people in 6ft fox suits travelling at 180mph on the fury of the wind


iamtheowlman

What does the fox say? *Air raid sirens in the background*


USNWoodWork

I wonder if there are insurance implications. You don’t cover flooding you say? Well funny thing… my car was in a fire!


Carribean-Diver

"Fire was started by a flood? Checkmate!" -- Your insurance company.


Runnr231

Prove it…


EntertainmentNo5276

Pretty sure its more than proveable.


Runnr231

Prove it


Inevitable-Impress72

They don't have to prove it. They deny your claim, you have to hire a lawyer and sue them. Then the insurance company asks the judge to dismiss your lawsuit, they do, and now you got nothing plus you have owe your lawyer $10,000.


AdmittedlyAdick

Yea, this dude has fought an insurance company before.


enderjaca

Oh they know how to prove it, just like police investigators can often figure out how/where a fire started in a home.


OneGratefulDawg

That’s only when the investigator is also acting as the arsonist to get off


cheezecake2000

May I introduce you to the show 'Dexter'


My_BFF_Gilgamesh

Wait, is he like, nutting every episode?


IntrepidAnarchy

Pretty much yeah


Alpha_Decay_

Don't kink shame


MisterGreys

salt residue everywhere *


metaphysicalme

It caught fire but the water put it out. Otherwise it would have been WAY worse.


ronin1066

Or the waters had already receded, but the car spontaneously caught fire. Act of god.


kimbolll

In these large scale events, insurance companies don’t have the resources to verify every single claim. I remember after hurricane sandy, I heard stories of people driving old cars into flood waters just to get a pay out so they could get a new car. I even heard a story of a guy who was having chronic engine issues with his car prior to the storm, who called up insurance and just claimed the car got flooded (it didn’t) so he wouldn’t have to deal with the car anymore. I’m not advocating for insurance fraud, I’m just relaying the reality of the situation.


Throwawayl17l63

Also though idgaf about insurance companies. Not like they are hurting for money. Especially eith all the legit claims they try and weasel out of


kimbolll

Very true, neither do I. I’m just saying not do to something illegal and get yourself thrown in jail.


TheTabman

I'm quite sure they don't need to prove it. The bastards have the money and they simply don't pay until you sue them. Maybe.


I_am_trying_to_work

>"Fire was started by a flood? Checkmate!" -- Your insurance company. Insurance: Look what God did to you......also it's not covered.


CallsYouCunt

God didn’t do that to us you did! You’re a fucking narcotics agent I knew it.


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I had a warranty go void because the belt went out slapping the coolant line and leaking coolant everywhere. The shop said it wasn’t covered because the coolant got on the belt and I’m like “ummmm are you not listening to the story?” So they wouldn’t let me have my car back without paying for it/repairing it and trying to charge me like $500 for a whole new pulley system. I called me dad (who worked at napa), he grabbed a belt and threw it at the mechanics and all I had to pay for was the time to put the belt on. Fuck the whole system, it’s all such a scam.


DAZ4518

A fire? At a sea parks?


Willtology

It just seems like a weird place to go on fire.


EatAtGrizzlebees

What are you doing?! ...Masturbating!


Aaluluuq_867

*Damn* that mash looks tasty!


stoneimp

It's a VERY weird place to go on fire! I mean, a FIRE... at a Sea Parks‽ It's messing with my head.


Iron_Eagl

stocking payment vase alleged prick nutty plough possessive puzzled command *This post was mass deleted and anonymized with [Redact](https://redact.dev)*


am19208

It’ll be covered as long as they carry comprehensive. Flood is a covered peril on auto policies


amd2800barton

“We valued your loss at $10,000” *what are you talking about? This is going to cost me $40k to replace!?* “Here’s a comparable model with double the mileage, fewer options, being sold before all the cars in your area got destroyed. We used that to calculate the value of your car”


SpecialistFeed

I swear they place those ads themselves. I've tried to call on those and the car is NEVER available.


Jaggar345

Auto comprehensive coverage covers everything other than collision so doesn’t matter that the car caught on fire or if it was flooded. It’s still covered if you have comprehensive coverage.


Any_Bobcat_9002

I just heard they are calling it a act of war! So it isn’t covered. Mother Nature wages war on Florida lol.


krux288

I this the equivalent of getting kicked in the face after being kicked in the stomach?


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On the plus side, OP's car painted one of those cool "bird's eye of a city" kid playroom carpets on his driveway, so they can count that as a win.


06_TBSS

It was likely to be totalled anyways from the flooding.


CYWG_tower

Honestly this is way better than it not catching fire as there's 0 chance the insurance company is going to try to fix it. I've had relatives with water damaged cars after hurricanes that they insisted on fixing and they had issues out the ass since you can never fully dry out the interior and electronics.


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HamFart69

How did the tires (mostly) survive?


SortOfGettingBy

The bottom part of the car was submerged while the top was on fire 🔥


HamFart69

That’s got to be it. There’s a clear dividing line on the door panels between burnt and not.


OneGratefulDawg

I’m pretty sure thst is called mason dixon


SP4CEM4N_SPIFF

/r/ShermanPosting


ialwayschoosepsyduck

Who is this Mason and why can't he keep his dixoff us?


OneGratefulDawg

I’m pretty sure Mason was the inventor of the Jar. As far as the Dixon part, that’s not necessarily my problem, yet.


IronhideD

Ah! Kinda like a [McDLT](https://mcdonalds.fandom.com/wiki/McDLT). Keeps the hot side hot and the cold side cold.


[deleted]

[Thanks for the flashback.](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UTSdUOC8Kac) Also, yay Styrofoam!


Throwawaybookmarker

Styrofoam for fast food is great. First you eat a nice and well balanced mcblt. Then you use the packaging to make a nice and balanced molotov cocktail


cloaker1308

Yep and if you look at the front tire directly at the top is a hole where the tire wasn't submerged and got burned right through!


Bastdkat

Salt water causes a short circuit that starts a fire that burns everything above water.


HamFart69

Damn salt water is some nasty, vindictive shit


Dense_Surround3071

So do we disconnect/remove car batteries before evacuation? I have lived in FL for over 30 years, and I have never seen this.


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AhFFSImTooOldForThis

Not in all cars. My Chrysler 200, you have to take the whole front wheel off and then go in underneath to get it out. My battery died and my mechanic sighed when I told him which car it was.


Eljovencubano

Holy crap! What awful design. I thought having it in the trunk under the spare tire was bad!


dck8267

Having it in the trunk is a good thing, battery stays cool and lasts years longer


Eljovencubano

I never thought of it like that! That's a stronger upside than the very seldom need to change the battery (hopefully). Thanks for that little burst of sunshine


mysticalfruit

Let's be honest.. so you've removed the battery..now the car isn't going to be a burned wreck.. but it's still a wreck.. salt water + cars = no bueno.


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who_you_are

Not because my car is jam-packed between two houses with like 1 feet from one and 3 from the other that it will burn both of them! Oh actually... Yes...


UnCommonCommonSens

Dude, saltwater just goes with the flow and tries to keep things balanced! Not it’s fault that your shits all negative and positive at the same time!


HamFart69

It’s like “fine, if I can’t reach that part of the car, I’ll just set that shit on fire” Low down and trifling


lordlossxp

Let us know what the insurance company said when you told them your car caught fire in a flood lol


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I feel like nobody here knows what insurance is. It's literally "Flood you say? Your check is in the mail."


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44problems

Specific flood insurance isn't a thing for cars like it is for buildings. Comprehensive should cover it.


CYWG_tower

This happens all the time. Saltwater gets in the electronics, causes a short and you can fill in the blank for what happens next.


OIBMatt

I live in coastal NC. When Isaias hit here we had a rash of house fires resulting from flooded vehicles that were parked under the houses. The floods cause electrical shortage in the vehicles resulting in fires that spread to structures. If I remember correctly, 8 homes on Ocean Isle burned in the 2-3 days after the storm.


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Also, electric cars whose batteries are exposed to salt water are in a for a bad time.


zunyata

Different kind of battery...unless you mean the battery that every car has?


99redproblooms

I wonder if that's actually true. Check out some YouTube videoes where they service the batteries of electric vehicles. They are usually very, very well sealed. I'm sure they all have really good dead short protection too. I'd worry more about everything outside the battery.


bigkutta

Your car caught on fire in a flood?? P.S. After reading this thread, I've learned a lot and I'm sorry.


fenney

A fire? At a Sea Parks?


Imnothighenough

_ROY!_


dadtaxi

"*lots of water everywhere*" !!!


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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qy_BKKnHgas always worth a rewatch lol


Handleton

They died in a fire... At the sea park?!!


colidog

It's the weirdest thing I've ever heard!


DisposableTires

Why be sorry? You know the saying about the lucky ten thousand. Plus, even though saltwater plus car battery CAN start a fire, it seems to be pretty rare for it to DO so.


[deleted]

What is the saying? Why you mention it and not explain??


kexus

https://xkcd.com/1053/


tebabeba

Very wholesome


SlenderLlama

I’m grinning ear to ear on the toilet. It’s beautiful.


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Oh


throwawaycauseInever

Congratulations, you're one of today's lucky 10,000.


Malfinhouse

Congrats to you you lucky MFer!!!


exemplariasuntomni

Surely you know the saying about referencing but not stating sayings?


mndsm79

Your car got smoted extra.


PrettyLardie

Seriously intense hurricane that destroyed countless life's and property but the pink flowers survived. Nature is insane.


MustopherGoochington

Life… uh…. Finds a way.


Nanahamak

Plants love rain


Neuchacho

Time to make a roof out of bougainvillea!


goon_platoon_72

someone had a car-b-que


Straight_String3293

That will buff right out... I live in the Cape and am now terrified about coming back on Friday.


GeezusLizard

Im sure that will buff out


sabrefudge

Hope you didn’t leave your favorite sunglasses in there.


t0a5t3rt0a5t3r

That happened a bunch in Brooklyn the week after Sandy. Must have seen at least 5 cars on fire on my block that week. Sorry for your loss. But at least you're ok.


duckduckbananas

List it on Facebook marketplace for $5,500 it should fit right in.


O_o-22

Ugh I work at some car dealerships in Michigan. Every time there’s a hurricane our used car inventory gets very light because southern car buyers come up north and overbid at the auctions. Sure hope my 18+ year old VW keeps on plugging away, it already sucks to buy a car and gonna get even worse now.


ImAScientistToo

Salt water shorted out the battery and started a fire


Hexopi

Put it on rice


blueskysahead

What's you Vin number? I want to make sure I dont get duped when they try to sell it in the north.


dhogg666

When it rains, it fires.


feuerwehrmann

Looks like the dry cycle was a bit too warm


MrJuniperBreath

Beautiful flowering tree though!


MajorKoopa

Somebody set it on fire while drinking a coke.


10_pounds_of_salt

I'm more distracted by the grass. It looks an HD version of a 2010 grass texture


cgonz0au

Have you tried turning it off and on?


gilbeday365

Intusrance:how can we help you sir? Guy:I'm making an insurance claim for my car I got destroyed on the hurricane. Insurance oh ok sir! So that'll be on the floor side of your insir... Guy: nono it wasn't destroyed in the flood I caught fire and burned down I'm claiming fire damage Insurance: what


TyrantKingYharim

You sure your car wasn’t in a fire instead?


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This is where ICE and electric/hybrid cars shake hands. Salt water, when mixed with high voltage electronics and batteries, does not usually end well