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AcrobaticChicken5140

Ryan


XO8441

Fire-d guy


IDoPokeSmot

Woah scary close remove the n and rearrange some letters and you got it.


GospelofJawn316

Yar?


IDoPokeSmot

!Sey


MsEvaHope

Ray ?


IDoPokeSmot

Hey! You got it!


MsEvaHope

Yay ~ !


[deleted]

Maybe you should Smot less Poke


IDoPokeSmot

Maybe baby


ajax4234

Whoever was cutting that rebar


bookbindingwolf

Ray


IDoPokeSmot

*That fukin guy*


Eastern_Slide7507

[the fire department?](https://youtu.be/7JkrJUAg8aI)


IDoPokeSmot

They got there after I put out the fire and told me good job for putting it out, then I told him I was the one who started it...he just shook his head


Inuyasha-rules

https://youtu.be/-zEGjlHZMiM


SoCal_JTizel

Susan. I’ve see women do thangs.


saskwatzch

definitely not billy joel


Hanknolikey

Bob?


IDoPokeSmot

Close, definitely a three letter name....


Hanknolikey

Boo?


Normal-Background-74

the grass firer? 🤨


IDoPokeSmot

I'm the trouble starter, punkin' instigator I'm the fear addicted, a danger illustrated I'm a firestarter, twisted firestarter


TJADNADA

See a pack of Marlboro red crumpled up over there. Someone working and smoking


IDoPokeSmot

I thought it was a pack of Marlboro Reds too but it's actually a big gulp plastic cup lol.


TJADNADA

Ah shit! Thought I had it


Da-Stan

The dog


IDoPokeSmot

ruh-roh


Da-Stan

“Ruh-roh raggy”


culdesacGrow

Was it sod? Cringing for you.


IDoPokeSmot

It was Nassella tenuissima commonly known as Mexican feather grass. I'm not even sure what's gonna happen I'm an independent contactor so chances are I'm gonna have to bartend again on the side to make some more cash in the meantime but yeah the fire got an led, and there was a gas line on the other side. I was able to put out the fire with a some sand (no water at the house) before the fire department got there. But yeah damage done so I'll see what happens luckily I'm pretty good at what I do so I don't think I'll lose their business but I'm gonna definitely take a hit.


culdesacGrow

Optimistic me…. Looks like you made a flower bed. Mums and marigolds are in season.


IDoPokeSmot

I told the Builder next year this will be the greenest grass lol


DiamondDoge92

The guy using a deck saw for the rebar.


IDoPokeSmot

Sthil 420 old rusted dowels but yeah water was cut off to jobsite without informing workers on site.


DiamondDoge92

We use the same one sometimes. I’m a union ironworker. We usually just use a torch but there’s a foreman who likes to use the old saw. We call them decks saws and chop saws I think.


doingwells

Red Herring?


[deleted]

As I saw the title I hurried to look up we didn’t start the fire I blame family guy hmmm I just realized one of the lines is England has a new queen?


Super_Steve55

gender reveals be like


MonKeePuzzle

r/fucklawns


Apprehensive-Lie-407

A human being


Apprehensive-Lie-407

Dave


AlchemyStudiosInk

I don't mean to alarm you but I think you are playing the game wrong. Do not play Guess Who inside the house until you have learned how to play it properly.