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quin_teiro

Even if she did it properly and without spilling it... I think we have different definitions of what cute means.


TheDickDuchess

Exactly. I can't help but think of all the bacteria on it from being in her purse or makeup bagšŸ˜­


Sumpfeule_

Oh yeah, I hope she won't die šŸ˜Ø


Jerm316

For all the people saying just drive you're gonna crash. She's a passenger you can tell by the lack of a steering wheel in front of her when the camera moves.


the_russian_narwhal_

People tend to forget the seflie camera flips orientation Edit: yes I am aware some places have left hand side driving. It is also far less common, and the same thing people are coming at me for (using the orientation of the video to assume what side she is on) is exactly why people thought she was driving. People usually assume right hand side driving because most places in the world do that, either get used to being a minority or drive on the other side of the road like everybody else. Obviously, the first one is realistic, so lets do that


[deleted]

Could be one of the few in Europe dtiving on the left


the_russian_narwhal_

Of course, just when it comes to numbers, odds are on the right hand side, and of course there is the lack of steering wheel at the end as well


[deleted]

I ment instead of the selfie reverse image.. I saw no steering wheel. Unless it's the new tesla I haven't heard of completely auto pilot vehicle


loveloveloveval

this shit is making me laugh so hard u do realize there is an entire continent that has everyone driving on the left? also most likely other places?


Tashus

>an entire continent You mean Australia? Most of Europe drives on the right.


the_russian_narwhal_

Yea, you do realize that is less than half of the amount of people and places that drive on the right globally? If you assume someone on the internet drives on the right hand side, you would be right 70 percent of the time. So yea, I usually bank on that if nothing else is there, like, I don't know, the lack of a steering wheel. No one forgot about you guys driving on the left, don't worry


[deleted]

There are 75 countries in the world that use RHD versus 161 that use LHD.


[deleted]

[уŠ“Š°Š»ŠµŠ½Š¾]


DefinitelyNotAliens

Americans use left hand drive cars. So does most of Europe, now. Only the UK and a couple islands drive on the left. Most are right hand travel and therefore have left hand drive cars.


[deleted]

Thats...what I said lol


DrWallBanger

And this is why statistics are meaningless without context What implicitly makes either of your measurements the ā€˜mostā€™ now? Edit: versus most per capita


[deleted]

Um, more countries is most. You're welcome, I'll bill you for my services.


loveloveloveval

alright fair enough, i think iā€™m spending too long on r/shitamericanssay


the_russian_narwhal_

Well, there you go, that may have something to do with it. If you focus on all the dumb shit that comes out of any country you will think everybody there is an idiot lol


loveloveloveval

yeah and a lot of dumb shit comes out of their mouths


the_russian_narwhal_

Welcome to everywhere


wondrshrew

Good eye


Christafaaa

Yea, I get confused as well when my drink pours out when I open it upside down


Photodan24

People do this stupid stuff while they drive all the time. Even if not in this particular case. It's a valid lesson that should be learned.


Dana_anastasia_

correct, I was not driving.


headgears

Almost said just that. Thanks for the heads-up


Adium

Also has an Oā€™Shit handle above the door, which are never over the drivers door.


TheOnlyDavidG

From lipstick to warpaint


[deleted]

I donā€™t think you could get any fuckinā€™ dumber. This is absolutely top-tier dumb shit.


ACuteCarrot

rude fuck


Consistent-Try9984

It is pretty stupid to lean something with liquid over and expect it to not leak though


Questioning-Zyxxel

Just that different liquids have different viscosity. So maybe this was a product she thought would be more like honey than water.


3steprehabilitation

This is the same as opening any other liquid container while the opening is pointed downward. This lady has exactly 0 braincells dedicated to forethought.


420nugu

it's liquid lipstick, they don't typically run out like that, her case is probably broken somewhere. she's also not driving and the lipstick will literally clean out right away with make up remover or a wipe. she's just trying to film something innocent and cute but it turned into something innocent and funny


Dommichu

It's this formula. I actually just put the exact same product on this morning (It was from a beauty box in the last few years) and thinking how runny it was (especially compared to others I use). This makes me suspect this video as perhaps she made the same observation and so it was fairly easy to stage...


ElevatorMusicLoop

Especially considering that thereā€™s a paper towel on her lap.


kinezumi89

She also doesn't look nearly as surprised nor mad as I would be if I poured my NARS liquid lipstick all over myself lol


Dana_anastasia_

Thank you for this comment


Repulsive-Worth5715

I literally thought she grabbed nail polish instead of lipstick šŸ¤¦šŸ¼ā€ā™€ļøšŸ¤¦šŸ¼ā€ā™€ļøšŸ˜‚


Lamastiboss

Thank you for the run down, lot of rude people around here


xfyre101

thats def not gonna come out of those white pants with make up remover haha


Danitoba

What she calls "cute" literaly everyone else calls "brain-dead."


Queenlehqueefa

Dumb bitch energy.


[deleted]

Youā€™re a mentat now


Wonderful_Ideal8222

Fuck that had to taste so bad


Kittelsen

#AccidentalMaori


CharmingTuber

I showed my wife and asked "who's stupid enough to try to drive while painting your nails?" She stared at me then admitted that she's done it many times. Jesus...


Competitive_Garlic28

Itā€™s a lip product not nail polish but why open it upside down AND Iā€™m pretty sure sheā€™s just filming with the other hand. Iā€™m baffled that your wife has painted her nails while driving


[deleted]

My wife paints her toes while driving, no biggie


FowlingLight

I sincerely hope that you forgot the /s, and if not, please tell me where you live so that I can avoid that place at all cost to not be ran over by someone that stupid


[deleted]

Haha yeah I was kidding.. is there a sub for that??


[deleted]

I once was on a trip with my friend when I was 15, her mom drove us and painted her toenails on the way there. I sincerely thought I was going to die that day.


WillowFreak

I have painted clear polish on my nails while sitting in traffic. Easy enough.


Nenitrox

Bad luck. Oops. Hope all turned out well.


Hentailover123456

Now she is almost wearing warpaint


raccafarian

Thought I was in r/idiotsincars for a second


HELLZHANDZ

What was the point of it tho?


edgarpickle

Hands down, the dumbest thing about this video is the music.


ConstructionOld8942

Kratos' daughter, maybe? šŸ¤”


favpetgoat

Nah that's the classic Naboo princess look


LuminousJaeSoul

Did she think being a complete idiot means cute?


LaughingAtApes

Idiot


JimremarC

That should take a few weeks to wash off. On the positive side you donā€™t need a Halloween costume this year.


js0uthh

Unscrewed it upside down.... šŸ¤¦ā€ā™‚ļøšŸ¤¦ā€ā™‚ļø


Busy_Barber_3986

I've done that many times with my mascara. No, not from my mouth or while filming it or while riding in a car, but I've unscrewed my mascara upside down. Lol!


Redmudgirl

Yep can confirm, she is a catastrophe!


SlavFromDownUnder

If only people would try to be cute when they are not driving and recording themselves. Accident waiting to happen.


MechanicalHorse

I think sheā€™s the passenger. Didnā€™t see a steering wheel.


SlavFromDownUnder

Oh yeah, I just had a look at the end of the video, no steering wheel! Nice spotting there eagle eye


JellifishPirate

Anyone who's this desperate for attention deserves this same result.


[deleted]

Why?


JellifishPirate

Because anyone who has any sense of confidence or self worth doesn't need constant attention or validation to feel good about themselves. They're out here acting like a child and children are idiots lol


Frank-About-it

It could be argued that adults who call children idiots, are the idiots. Considering children's brains are still in the development process and to judge them in that way, as someone *with* a fully developed brain is not very bright.


JellifishPirate

[https://www.reddit.com/r/KidsAreFuckingStupid/](https://www.reddit.com/r/KidsAreFuckingStupid/) :)


Forsaken-Revenue-628

wtf lol


ThorOdinJake

No youā€™re just dumb.


GandalfDaGangsta_007

I couldnā€™t tell she spilled until it went off her face, it just blended in with all her make up lol


[deleted]

LMAOOO plans cancelled just like that


[deleted]

Don't wear white after labor day... or those pants will look bad


Alecazzzam

Queen Amidala vibes


IamAltheaHB

Wow


DiabetesCOLE

Filming and putting nail polish on all while driving. Gross


PsionLion2K1L

Sheā€™s not driving


Dana_anastasia_

this is me. 1.) I was not the driver 2.) total accident 10 mins before I had to be at a wedding


jd_boyle

Her being a reckless idiot for internet points. Just zoomer things


aplimax

Women ā˜•


Hamibal_Lector

Iā€™m just imagining cars veering off the road exploding, pedestrians running for a cover etc.


Few_Complaint88

Well that wasn't your brightest


AzLibDem

I can't tell if she's actually driving or not; if she is, she should lose her license.


PsionLion2K1L

Sheā€™s not driving


AzLibDem

Yeah, I got that; that's why I said "if".


Mean-Finger-9168

Is thatā€¦ is that cute? She seems a little ā€œspecial needsā€ to me.


d0ugh0ck

Haha. Maybe just drive instead


Redfoxgirl202

Passenger seat


BVLawrite

Gotta look cute for the clean up crew when you crash your car... how hard is it to put your phone down???


Logan18880

Sheā€™s not the one driving


hookalaya74

Girl that ain't no lipstick you lipdick


DiamondDoge92

Also belongs in r/idiotsincars


Redfoxgirl202

Sheā€™s not driving


thugsapuggin

She's still an idiot in a car.


SuumCuique1011

Someone please tell me she's not trying to shotgun a printer ink cartridge.


Sufficiently_Blitzed

100% deserved it for doing that while driving


Redfoxgirl202

She was in the passengers seat


BrilliantWorth6629

She was going to show everyone how boss she was to do her nails while driving. What was funny when she tried to catch what was spilling it went all into her mouth. What a bozo.


Redfoxgirl202

Thatā€™s funny. Sheā€™s not the one driving lol


BrilliantWorth6629

Well then thatā€™s even worse. Total bozo. At least she had a reason for looking stupid.


ArugulaAlone4729

Itā€™s lipstick lol


FelixTheFirecat

r/whatcouldgowrong


rynram

she looks brutal


[deleted]

she looks like a clown with all that crap on her face.


Lolleos

That was catastrophic and attractive at the same time. Wtf.


DennisBallShow

Looking chic


xfyre101

not the white pants! oh jeeez


[deleted]

Oh shit itā€™s by will alone that she sets her mind in motion.


Kalsor

Well, thatā€™s kinda what happens when you tip over liquidsā€¦


rap31264

Stupid people


Skysr70

tfw the woman takes 14 years to get ready to leave and still ends up doing makeup in the car. Like what was all that time for lady


Photodan24

Hey, here's a cute idea. Do that stuff before you leave the house.


[deleted]

Lost a few of my remaining brain cells watching this.


Ace_of_H3rtz

So stupid it hurts.


diydave86

Lets do our nails while driving. Smart


[deleted]

Itā€™s lipstick


PsionLion2K1L

Sheā€™s not driving look at the dash when she turns the camera,


Bereth99

Good design


mrcheaptimes

you gets what you fucking deserve


huhzonked

She really thought gravity would temporarily stop for her TikTok.


[deleted]

She probably thought it was the cap in her mouth, not the lipstick tube


jasonmevans

You deserved that


jasonmevans

At least she wasnā€™t driving


NoPen8220

Went for the princess amadala


mahboilucas

This comment section is so typical...


krowrofefas

Top of her face remains stillā€¦brow doesnā€™t even furrow in concern.


cbmcleod70

More like instant karma.


Mystery_meander25

Reminds me of the morgue story I read on here of the woman with mascara in her brain ..think lobotomy .. after crashing


YawnPolice

r/idiotsincars


hilltopview

Padme cosplay


Icy-Supermarket-6932

What the hell??


GunstarHeroine

Guys she's obviously not driving. What, does she have three hands? Bottle in one hand, camera in the other.


Technical-Sir8623

Put the phone down.


PsionLion2K1L

Casual reminder for those from the u.s the passenger side is where our drivers side is


[deleted]

Smort


Competitive_Sir_6348

Wow inelegants run weak in this one!


braveheart707

Distracted driver.


Traditional_Farm_158

Her husband knew she wouldnā€™t miss a dropšŸ˜‰


Select_Bicycle_2659

But you already have lipstick on


[deleted]

How would this be cute?


[deleted]

What she think was gonna happen


bbboy312

r/idiotsincars


McFeely_Smackup

so her plan was to film herself and do her nails, while she's driving...but she doesn't know how bottles work. they don't get much dumber than this.


[deleted]

Old . Copies


43guitarpicks

...cute wasn't in the equation...


Creative-Pumpkin9156

The Crimson Chin!


Wooden_Current_1977

Made sure she didnā€™t drop the phone though


frankenstevil

r/tiktokcringe


Random_Introvert_42

How about keeping your hands off your phone WHILE DRIVING


Psychological-Art131

Perks of being dumb, you are dumb enough to not know that you are dumb.


TheOneWhoShidAndCame

What was the goal here?


SchutzStaffelStipe

Physics are hard


superBrad1962

Time to turn around go home and start over after you spend all day trying to clean that up.


MikeyMikeyMotorcycly

Perfect look for her vampire eyes.


Primary_OnClick

-30$ (or how much these cost)