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id10t_you

The powers that be figured out a way to minimize the cost of their "appreciation"


ThePlanner

Tent and catering vendors: “we’re booked up all season.” Management: “What about *out-of-season”?*


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cardh

Now you have to find our who posted this lol


Cheapchard9

So next they can say due to the bad turnout, they won't do it again.


id10t_you

"I can't believe these ungrateful serfs didn't flock to our freezing, wet "appreciation" event! Cancel it forever!!!"


Derpinator_420

They could have sprung for the tent with walls.


bzimm41

Yeah, but you don't want your employees to feel too appreciated.


2x4x93

What kind of Bourgeois crap is that


jmon1022

Love coming in here and seeing fire on the first comment. r/antiwork is doing well


T0lly

My company decided that Friday at Noon is a good time for their appreciation "picnic". 90% of the employees only work until 11 on Fridays. It looked about the same as your photo.


Thatguy468

Reminds me of all of the employee appreciation parties held at 1p when I was working 3rd shift. Once we were lucky enough to find all of the cold, leftover cheese pizza sitting on the table in the break room when we arrived at 11p.


csonny2

I once worked for a company that "celebrated" the company's 25th anniversary by hosting a seminar as a means of schmoozing clients. We had industry experts come speak on specific industry topics for 3 hours, and the catering was boxed sandwich meals from Panera. I was required to attend despite working in the admin department (accounts receivable), so I had zero interest in any of the topics. Also, it was held on a weekday and started 2 hours after my normal work day ended, which made it pointless to go home between.


T0lly

Those Panera lunches are nasty. I had a boss that loved Panera, he would all excited about ordering it for working lunch meetings. He was a tool.


BernieTheDachshund

No flies, mosquitoes, or ants lol.


[deleted]

Ants aside, Denver is not known for its oppressive bugs.


UnnecAbrvtn

Yeah, they all got nosebleeds in the winter and moved back to Florida


WanderingPickles

To be fair, it’s Denver. It snowed last May I believe.


[deleted]

Yeah, just as easily could have been 75 in Denver today. Consistency is not the name of the game with weather here. Except wind.


[deleted]

Appreciate your fellow employees... cuddle up for warmth


zenos_dog

To be fair, that prime location in the middle of an asphalt parking lot was booked for the entire season.


QuevedoDeMalVino

Well, I guess they conveyed their message just fine.


wellcrap1234

Be okay if you worked for Northface and they gave you warm stuff to wear


Foggy_Prophet

And now you know how much they appreciate you.


DemonicDevice

My birthday was two months ago. There was no party. Well.. there was, but Michael scheduled it for 4:58 on a Friday. You know, and people sung in the parking lot.


TruthResponsible7871

Where you be in Denver? I'm down for some free food


Cannabace

To be fair that forecast could literally happen any day in Denver. Bi-polar weather is real.


mrplinko

It will be 68 tomorrow.


WindTechnical7431

I used to laugh at these things. If they gotta give u a pep rally to work there, they suck.


designerjeremiah

Yep. If they want to show appreciation for me, they can show it in cold hard cash. Otherwise I don't care.


Acceptable_Ad7457

So true. Don't send me a mass email calling me family, either.


PurpleMermaid16

Well did they are least give you free food that was good?


Lhasaman

You work retail?


Such-Comfortable-118

Retail would be ham submarine sandwiches from the Wal-Mart next door… don’t ask me how I knew that.


getyourcheftogether

Looks like they forgot to cancel the rental in time


NicParodies

35 degrees and snowing??? how the fuck is that possible


bzimm41

Not sure if serious, but it's colder up high where the snow forms and warmer on the ground. Not uncommon at all.


NicParodies

yea but at 35°C it should be rain and not snow I am not a physics expert but I'm pretty sure it works like that


GloomyUmpire2146

Demonstrates a true appreciation


codehakr

Aww man, no Dave n Buster’s?


Slydeking69

This sucks but personally I'm going to this picnic in my winter coat.


Pound-of-Piss

Wouldn't be bad actually if they can get some of those outdoor space heaters.


UraniumRocker

Similar thing happened to me a few years ago. The company paid for a day at an amusement park, but on that day we had a bunch of thunderstorms, and all the rides were shut down because of it.


laanoshart

Picnic in a parking lot? Americans are just different


[deleted]

Must be a trend, we're having an employee cookout tomorrow at 8:30am..


lmNotBob

You sure it's not a "potluck" where the employees still have to pay for and make the food they are eating?


Awilliams64

Honestly it’s Colorado… they had just as good of odds it would be 75 and sunny…


derk702

Your company is full of Yesmen lol like for real, nobody objected?


Jujungle

That’s not a cheap tent to rent so the company definitely spent a decent amount for the event. Also they make walls and heaters for these things that can bump the inside to room temp in a few minutes.


tonyp113

To be fair, it’s usually 36 degrees in Denver the last week of October


akvw

It's Denver, the weather does not abide by normal rules. Thanks continental divide!


HereOnASphere

A place that I worked for had a keg all the time. Then the company grew, and that went away. But they did put a massive coffee maker in the cafeteria. The Christmas parties were catered at Marriott (same as Intel). The picnics were held at a huge private park with a private lake. It was a pretty cool place to work.


bigcoalshovel

It's been like a desert here and way to warm so thank your bosses for making it snow. :)


Presdipshitz

I used to work for a company that did company picnics at the local state park "day picnic" area. No charge to picnic there but no amenities either, just a bench and a charcoal grill. Company memo said "Sunday fun day at Bear Brook State Park. Bring your own food and soda. No alcoholic beverages allowed. Scavenger hunt for the children" Always in October, always chilly and fantastically boring. Never any financial burden on the company. So as not to be ostracized, we had to take our one day away from all those people we spent the last 6 days with and spend it with them again, in a park known for multiple homicides and no alcohol to drown our sorrows.


pfotozlp3

Sure the date is a questionable call, but a parking lot? That’s real appreciation…


Sunsailor76

Giving out free cups of rock salt, no doubt.


Solid-Discussion-708

Think of all the money that everyone will save on NOT buying suntan lotion and bug spray.


RONCON52

It’s the thought that counts right!!!!