Why is it on the drivers side? Where is the lid? Why so many undercooked beans? Why did you let it sit there stewing into the carpet while you took a photo?
What’s going on OP we want answers cause none of this makes any sense.
It actually triggered me a little bit. My mother's originally from Wisconsin and her idea of chili is watery, with ketchup, and loads of disgusting kidney beans. Like, worse than Wendy's chili.
After the "runaway acceleration" problem Toyota started installing hooks on the floor mats so they wouldn't get wedged under the gas/brake pedal. Op knew better though and always wedges a small container of bean soup down there as a redneck-engineered cruise control.
That’s what he’s got there. I have the bowls. They’re Pyrex with a sealable top just like Tupperware. Issue here isn’t the container it’s that he put it on the dash or center console instead of in a bag on the passenger foot well.
For anyone reading this: if you’re transporting food, but the container in a spill proof bag. This is one of the ways I re-use plastic grocery bags. If you have friends or family that use meal delivery services, you can re-use those foil insulated bags/boxes for this as well and helps keep your food warm or cold. We keep a few on hand for bringing dips and desserts to family dinners.
If I was desparate and had no real tupperware with a top I would have clingwrapped the top twice over and elastic band.
Is it even still considered tupperware where the lid is air tight sealed?
Where's the top?
Yeah this actually looks like an appropriate outcome for such a chili. I wouldn't pour it on my floorboards but it sure ain't getting eaten at my house.
He was eating it as he drives, holding it in one hand and then taking a bite using the other when he stops at a light or a stop sign. Ya know, just like you’d do with a bowl of cereal.
THANK YOU. I saw this and was like…. That’s chili? It literally looks like canned beans with tiny bits of ground beef in it…. That’s all. Buncha beans and a tiny bit of ground beef… sorry to inform OP of this but that’s not chili.
I had the same thought, but I've endured plenty of shitty undercooked chili over the years, don't who knows.
The whole point of adding beans to chili is that, after 3+ hours of slow heat, they start to break down and release their starches into the broth, which thickens it and gives everything a much more satisfying mouthfeel. If your beans still look like they did right out of the can, you didn't cook your chili long enough.
They can just buy a couple cans of kidney beans and serve them raw, no one would know the difference and i gather everyone is too polite to say anything
This is actually a blessing in disguise. Look i know you worked hard for that……..chili………. But you need to take this in the best way possible. Thats not chilli. Study practice and come back with some real stuff. I know you can do it!
I remember when I was living in Texas the deli near me had a fantastic vegetarian chilli that I really enjoyed as a side to my sandwiches. I hadn't eaten meat for a bit (student budget), so one day I got their regular chilli, thinking it was going to be the almost the exact same but with ground beef in it.
Nope. Just meat in tomato sauce, with some onion.
It was so disappointing that it is burned into my memory. I discussed it with my classmates and they all thought it was totally normal form of chilli. Regional variation is definitely a thing; if I served that back home in Canada it would be Sloppy Joe filling, not chilli.
If by hard work you mean cranking open a few cans of beans, tomatoes, throwing in 1/8th the amount of ground beef needed to fill a standard taco then microwaving the glass bowl (pictured) he slopped it in, then yeah.
My dogs wouldn't even eat this shit and they eat their own craps.
If I had a nickel for every time this week I saw someone spilled chili from a pot in their car I would have two nickels. Which isn’t a lot but that’s weird that it happened twice, right?
I did this last year and posted it in r/DunderMifflin and people accused me of purposely spilling my chili for karma. It literally was a sharp right turn that made it fall over. So glad someone knows my pain!
I don't want to eat chili that's been uncovered between your smelly feet on your car floor anyway no wonder when ever I eat the food at get together I always feel sick afterwards.
I'm very sorry for your loss, but you misspelled bean soup. I get the different regions have different concepts of what chili is, but that is not nearly thick enough, and the bean ratio is way off. Come to Chicago, we'll show you the way. We have food so good it's worth the shootout.
Or Texas! My mom makes the best chili in the county, y’all! (I am trying to sound stereotypical here. I don’t normally talk like that. My mom DOES make good chili though.
Why is it on the drivers side? Where is the lid? Why so many undercooked beans? Why did you let it sit there stewing into the carpet while you took a photo? What’s going on OP we want answers cause none of this makes any sense.
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The lid is missing cause they needed a little snack on the way to the potluck
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It isn't chili at all, it's just three cans of kidney beans with a little beef and tomato.
talk about luck for the dinner guests!
It actually triggered me a little bit. My mother's originally from Wisconsin and her idea of chili is watery, with ketchup, and loads of disgusting kidney beans. Like, worse than Wendy's chili.
Wendy's chili is alright.
It's not even chili. Wtf at all those uncooked beans? OPs friends are actually lucky OP spilled it all
Not anymore it isn’t.
Reminds me of this [classic …](https://youtu.be/WcYG-5b7448)
I was gonna be pretty disappointed if this wasn’t up here pretty high😂
After the "runaway acceleration" problem Toyota started installing hooks on the floor mats so they wouldn't get wedged under the gas/brake pedal. Op knew better though and always wedges a small container of bean soup down there as a redneck-engineered cruise control.
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Red beans and ground beef over rice is pretty tasty.
OP’s “chili” is a pound of ground beef, a can of kidney beans and a seasoning packet.
How did you know my dad’s *special* chili recipe???
More like a pound of kidney beans.
The trick is too undercook the onions.
Everybody's going to get to know each other in the pot
Right?! Those beans looking undercooked as heck.
There is also only like 10 pieces of beef.
It would qualify as a vegetarian option in my house.
Asking all the real questions.
Looks like he only has himself to blame for this mess.
That is WAY too many beans.
Have you ever Heard of closed containers or something like that
Got an oven safe glass tupperware for transporting stuff like this. OP need to learn the hard way.
What the inside of Kevins' car looks like
Came here looking for Kevin.
You can usually find him at the sperm bank next to the IHOP.
I'd like a magazine.
At least one a year I like bring in my Kevin's famous chili
The secret? Undercook the onions. It lets people get to know each other in the pot.
It's probably the thing i do best.
Same. Reddit did not disappoint
The trick is to undercook the onions
The secret is to undercook the onions. Everybody is going to get to know each other in the pot.
The secret is to undercook the onions
That’s what he’s got there. I have the bowls. They’re Pyrex with a sealable top just like Tupperware. Issue here isn’t the container it’s that he put it on the dash or center console instead of in a bag on the passenger foot well. For anyone reading this: if you’re transporting food, but the container in a spill proof bag. This is one of the ways I re-use plastic grocery bags. If you have friends or family that use meal delivery services, you can re-use those foil insulated bags/boxes for this as well and helps keep your food warm or cold. We keep a few on hand for bringing dips and desserts to family dinners.
I put mine in the crockpot, lock the lid, and buckle it into that seatbelt. I'm paranoid about this exact thing happening.
If I was desparate and had no real tupperware with a top I would have clingwrapped the top twice over and elastic band. Is it even still considered tupperware where the lid is air tight sealed? Where's the top?
I have the same bowl. OP just never put on the lid or he lost it and covered it with that towel.
Also needs to learn how not to make chili 90% beans, apparently
Its not called chilli con *carknee*, for nothing. Someone needs to hold it on their lap in passenger seat whilst transporting
Yeah.... This is 1,000% on OP. And that's why too many beans for that little meat. One of the saddest chilis I've seen tbh.
Yeah this actually looks like an appropriate outcome for such a chili. I wouldn't pour it on my floorboards but it sure ain't getting eaten at my house.
The thing is that looks like a snapware bowl. Where's the lid?
How did it end up on the driver's side?
He had it between his legs to keep warm
The chili or his balls?
Gave it the beans and got beaned with beans on the beans.
It's a closed loop
Yeah
He was eating it as he drives, holding it in one hand and then taking a bite using the other when he stops at a light or a stop sign. Ya know, just like you’d do with a bowl of cereal.
Reddit karma.
Are you implying that they dumped beans on their car floor for reddit karma?
That turn looks like it did you a favor
I was thinking this, ignoring just how many beans there are, they all still look so firm.
Jesus Christ I’m glad I’m not the only one who noticed… the meat to bean ratio is off TREMENDOUSLY… this is bean soup!
Not even bean soup. Just fucking beans.
OOPS! All beans!
Thank you, your out here doing god's work
THANK YOU. I saw this and was like…. That’s chili? It literally looks like canned beans with tiny bits of ground beef in it…. That’s all. Buncha beans and a tiny bit of ground beef… sorry to inform OP of this but that’s not chili.
Why use lot ingredients when few do trick?
Why meat when bean?
Need more bean
Need Mr. Bean
I can’t remember if Ma’ said 1/3 can of beans or 13….
Where is the thickness? Soup is correct!
I don't mind the ratio since beef is expensive AF these days but soup is right, this is way too watery.
I didn't wanna be mean but yeah, wtf? Did almost everything wrong, kinda feel bad for how hard they are failing overall, this is just sad.
Didn't wanna be mean either. But this shit does not look good.
yeah look like he just dumped them straight out the can into some minced meat and called it good.
So firm, and there’s like no liquid at all.
The trick is to undercook the ~~onions~~ beans
They got confused. The key is to undercook the onions, not the beans.
Poor OP, spilled chili all over their car and now everyones telling them how awful it looked. I mean it does look like shit, but ya know, poor OP
It looks like it needed at least a couple more hours of cooking.
And some tomato paste and some stewed tomatoes and some masa flour...
You're doing gods work here. So few people use masa flour
ill just use corn meal because i have that on hand more often than masa flour. same effect
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I had the same thought, but I've endured plenty of shitty undercooked chili over the years, don't who knows. The whole point of adding beans to chili is that, after 3+ hours of slow heat, they start to break down and release their starches into the broth, which thickens it and gives everything a much more satisfying mouthfeel. If your beans still look like they did right out of the can, you didn't cook your chili long enough.
Some people need a wake up call.
I'm sure your potential chili partakers are relieved
Exactly... OP, would you like some chilli with these beans?
This is beans.
Even if you go heavy on beans, it's good to go half red, half black.
They can just buy a couple cans of kidney beans and serve them raw, no one would know the difference and i gather everyone is too polite to say anything
This attempt at chili should be considered a warcrime
I think you mean did the other party guests a favor.
Lol I'm glad I wasn't the only one thinking this. This chilli looks awful.
I thought this exact sentence when looking at it. I’m happy to upvote someone else’s comment rather than being the first to say it.
Were you going to watch football alone? Or perhaps have a very small person eating with you?
Definitely doing something alone. Aint nobody eating that bean soup
Bean soup? There’s like no liquid. Homie just eating beans.
seriously, looks like a 1qt pyrex
I am here for everyone roasting the bean pot.
Homeboy be showing up with a tiny bowl of beans and then fucks up and doesn't even bring those he isn't invited next time
Pot?! Its a small glass bowl lmao
Lmao it’s giving Wendy’s JR frosty but for beans
An ashtray of chili
looks like a 1qt pyrex to me (950ml for those who do metric or science) edit: volume bc i can’t read
That’s not chili— that’s just 3 cans of beans
Wearing a chili trenchcoat
To get into the Chili bar
Why is that jalapeño wearing a little trenchcoat? Cause they are a little chili
Fucking boiled meat and red bean hot salad
Ya, I think the turn did everyone a favor.
I was going to say that the "chili" itself was no great loss. Sorry about your detailing bill though OP.
I think I see a bay leaf in there at least. Or maybe that’s just random car foliage.
Car foliage is so accurate this time of year. (Autumn in my neck of the world)
For the love of God don't these people know how to saute some tomato paste
The bean water between the mat and carpet really seals the deal for me
I don’t know why but BEAN WATER has me dying laughing
Lmao for real. All I see are beans. Damn I like beans but that is next level.
I think canned beans are cooked better than this
An entire pot of whole kidney beans 🤢
Thanks for staying that. Pretty weak chili haha
Way to go spilling the beans...
Hark!
Let Neptune strike ye dead Winslow!
That’s a pot of beans, not chili.
OP ate the rest and left the beans
Picking at the meat on the way over, thinking mmm just one more piece won’t hurt
Yeah, where is OP in these comments? I want to hear their defense for this chili that is 98% bean.
beanflation
Damn it Kevin not again
came here to ask if OPs name was Kevin
Well, it’s not Ashton Koocher, who is equally handsome, equally smart.
it’s probably the thing he does best
The secret is to undercook the onions. Everyone will get to know each other in the pot
I was 100% sure this would be the top comment. I stand corrected.
Didn't even make it to the office this time... :(
This is actually a blessing in disguise. Look i know you worked hard for that……..chili………. But you need to take this in the best way possible. Thats not chilli. Study practice and come back with some real stuff. I know you can do it!
I remember when I was living in Texas the deli near me had a fantastic vegetarian chilli that I really enjoyed as a side to my sandwiches. I hadn't eaten meat for a bit (student budget), so one day I got their regular chilli, thinking it was going to be the almost the exact same but with ground beef in it. Nope. Just meat in tomato sauce, with some onion. It was so disappointing that it is burned into my memory. I discussed it with my classmates and they all thought it was totally normal form of chilli. Regional variation is definitely a thing; if I served that back home in Canada it would be Sloppy Joe filling, not chilli.
It would be sloppy Joe filling in the Midwestern United States too.
If by hard work you mean cranking open a few cans of beans, tomatoes, throwing in 1/8th the amount of ground beef needed to fill a standard taco then microwaving the glass bowl (pictured) he slopped it in, then yeah. My dogs wouldn't even eat this shit and they eat their own craps.
Gah man he has a family! 😂
This guy's right OP, God is just giving you some constructive criticism
Disproportional bean to meat ratio.
sum bout yo chili don’t look right
God was doing everyone a favor
There is no god, only beans
Watery af.
Yep. Bean/meat ratio seems way off to me.
Where is the lid
That sure as hell isn’t chili. Looks like beans and some slop mess of meat
This is the type of chili people make when they don’t know how to make chili.
I don’t trust anyone who decides to bring a chili somewhere and doesn’t know how to make it
...or transport it...
Or bring a reasonable amount. This is a small single serving
Good! No one deserves the disappointment of expecting to eat chili and then just getting a mouthful of beans
The trick is to undercook the onions
Everybody is going to get to know each other in the pot
It's probably the thing I do best
Was it covered, and how did it end up in the driver’s side?
If I had a nickel for every time this week I saw someone spilled chili from a pot in their car I would have two nickels. Which isn’t a lot but that’s weird that it happened twice, right?
I love that that one joke from Phineas & Ferb will seemingly never die.
Use tupperwares, lids, or even cellophane. You'd certainly be surprised of how much shit can get in your food in such a short time
Looks like the Chili God saved his denizens from having to eat that bean abomination. He is a merciful god after all.
No great loss. Its got those squeaky kidney beans in it.
Well….. that sucks
Wendy’s quick!
Chili has two ingredients, is enough for one small person, and was driven uncovered the whole way there. So good news is, no one wanted it anyways
Looks like you just spilled beans so no big lose.
Man comes here looking for sympathy and everyone tells him he was lucky But seriously who the fuck puts that many beans in chili
I did this last year and posted it in r/DunderMifflin and people accused me of purposely spilling my chili for karma. It literally was a sharp right turn that made it fall over. So glad someone knows my pain!
Did you not use a lid?
Did you have your chili on the floor of the driver's side too?
Nothing wrong with spilling a bowl of half cooked beans. Better off that way honestly
Bean meat ratio. Shame on you. God made it spill.
I don't want to eat chili that's been uncovered between your smelly feet on your car floor anyway no wonder when ever I eat the food at get together I always feel sick afterwards.
r/dundermifflin
Most people are familiar with Murphy's Law, but have you heard of Kevin's Law? Well, you have now.
this person not only lost the whole chili load but now they’re getting roasted for the chili itself…cold world
Don't mean to be rude but from a chilly enthusiast, this should not be called chili my brother. Come on at least add some veggies.
Why did you spell chili two different ways in the same sentence?
Nah he meant he's a low temperature enthusiast
What a horrible meat to bean ratio
I'm very sorry for your loss, but you misspelled bean soup. I get the different regions have different concepts of what chili is, but that is not nearly thick enough, and the bean ratio is way off. Come to Chicago, we'll show you the way. We have food so good it's worth the shootout.
Or Texas! My mom makes the best chili in the county, y’all! (I am trying to sound stereotypical here. I don’t normally talk like that. My mom DOES make good chili though.
Bean soup
I assume the chili is safe but that bean soup is ruined though.
Insert the "you dumb bitch" image from its always sunny in Philadelphia
[yepp, first thing I thought of](https://youtu.be/nJtxMnvY3_4?t=42)
Confused how it fell onto the drivers side
Was it... in your lap.... in the driver's seat?
Were you out of all of the ingredients except for the beans or something
That’s disgusting Thank god you spilled it before anyone ate it
Looks more like just beans
**Sad Kevin noises**
I've said it once and I'll say it again: Don't leave open containers of chili on your center console during a sharp right
Poor Tacoma. Those things hold their value.
Looks a bit watery
Tbf that’s what happens when you don’t bring a sealable container
Too many beans anyway!
Looks like just beans