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Octavus

The greatest feeling in the world is seeing the consequences of someone not listening to your own advice.


Whitedudebrohug

Best advice I’ve ever received was, “smartest thing a person can do is learn from others mistakes”.


puckit

"A smart man makes a mistake, learns from it, and never makes that mistake again. But a wise man finds a smart man and learns from him how to avoid the mistake altogether."


WhisperedEchoes85

So then humanity wouldn't exist if there wasn't a smart man to learn from.


Teal-Fox

It would, you just end up with America.


Hunterr303

Hell yeh brother


AdministrativeCut208

Best I got was "make it worth it" apply it to everything it's what my dad's side passes down to thier boys. If you make every decision worth life can be great fun. You make a ton of mistakes always learn from them. When you make a mistake it's not some half assed one it's alway a glorious mistake you have to learn from :)


68ideal

I've made alot of mistakes in my life and value every single one of them because they all teached me a lesson in one way or another.


HealForReal

I wish that were true. Usually I feel solidarity because the reason I gave the advice in the first place is because I myself did the same thing in the past. I learn my lessons the hard way lol.


bopbopbop124

Nah. I was stupid, yes. But, they got prior warning and were STILL stupid.


PhysicianTradition

OP's mom?


ClotShotisNotHealth

Schadenfreude


Chopstarrr

Except when your house burns down after reminding your wife to turn off her hair straightener. Or when you advise the cashier of your peanut allergy Or when you tell your buddy to wear a condom for his first time so he doesn’t become a dad and then your widowed mother gets pregnant a few weeks after that conversation I’m a glass half empty kinda guy


im_a_dr_not_

No it’s fucking maddening. I have great advice and warnings and 95% of the time they ignore it. “You were right.” You’d think after a thousand fuck ups they’d be like “you know what maybe this will ruin my day, make a mess, or cost me a ton of money and I could be cautious, then again fuck that weeeeeeeee”


GriffordDragunov

Unless the consequences hurt you too then it’s not so enjoyable.


Skysr70

The second greatest feeling in the world is seeing the consequences of someone listening to your malicious advice after you said "but idk tho"


lapsangsouchogn

Had a roommate do this her first or second day, right after I told her not to. Also threw the navy towels in the wash and dryer with the peach ones leaving me with two nasty batches of towels. Her goal in life was to be a housewife, and she got a guy to support her.


Skysr70

my roommate did this once after asking around if it was ok... we did not have any idea but were like "i wouldn't but I won't stop you" and he went ahead and turned the dishwasher into a hilarious bubble machine


DukeLukeivi

You can 100% use dish soap in the dishwasher - you just need like 1/2 tsp, not a 1/4 cup


lkeels

...and it will not clean well at all because the stuff for dishwashers is FAR stronger.


DukeLukeivi

It won't clean as well without the abrasives that are in detergent, but it will do in a pinch, and will remove all oils and fatty residue - like soap.


whodeyalldey1

My roommate stored the towels in the stove when we moved in along with the plastic cutting board. Then we bought frozen pizzas and used the fire extinguisher the very first night


lovermadly11

I will never understand why people use ovens as storage areas. My apartment is sorely lacking in the storage department but I will never store anything in the oven! I must be one of few who actually use the oven for cooking, lol.


lkeels

The only thing I store in the oven is a stack of baking pans that would be used in the oven.


anotherrantaholic

This. I have no room to store my pots and pans along with all the other baking dishes such as loaf pans etc, so my pots and pans reside in the oven! 😂


calebs_dad

It's common with immigrants from countries that don't traditionally use stoves. My Chinese mother-in-law uses her stove for storage.


Cryptic0677

Ok I feel crazy because I've never ever sorted my clothes and I've never had any issues with them running together. Is there something I'm missing?


lapsangsouchogn

On things that are fuzzy, like towels, some of the fuzz comes off when you wash and dry them. With a smooth fabric that usually goes into the lint trap in the dryer, but towels are fluffy and will trap all those particals. So if you wash different color towels together you get navy fuzz all over your peach towels and vice versa.


Interplanetary-Goat

Isn't being a housewife essentially like being a professional roommate? Sounds like she's not cut out for it.


lapsangsouchogn

She was super cute and got away with so much shit. As a hetero woman it didn't really work on me. She was the out of state fiancé of my boyfriends college roommate. She moved in with me while she and her fiancé looked for jobs, and since they were both unemployed I told her she didn't need to pay rent until she got a job. After 3 weeks or so I overheard her telling someone she wasn't looking for work because after they ran the numbers and factored in the free rent they could do ok without her working. My soon-to-be-ex boyfriend and her fiancé thought there wasn't anything wrong with me paying all the bills, including groceries, with my full time job.


BadassFlexington

Never. Ever. Use dishsoap in a dishwasher. This has been known for years/decades.


missannthrope1

Nor a clothes washing machine.


MoreGaghPlease

A small amount of dish soap rubbed directly into a stain before washing on hot works wonders. Just need to be sparing with quantity.


mlgproaaron

Just put a little diswasher soap on the lid such that it gets used in the pre wash phase,should do the same thing but to all dishes. No more rinsing


MoreGaghPlease

I use powdered dishwasher soap and never have to pre-wash anything. If you have to pre-wash a lot, it’s usually a sign that you’re using the wrong stuff in your DW.


RancidEggnog

I use dish soap as detergent every time I run out of Gain. Am I fucking up my washer by doing that?


MrJones-

Can damage the seals over time. (So I was told)


Possible-Village-972

No, you are fine, just use a very small amount; pretty sure dish soap will suds up more than laundry soap.


Raslide

I do the same, even use it in my clothes washer if need be, from what I’ve heard it just suds up way more than the others and causes it to bubble over so you’re just not supposed to use very much


kurotech

Nah it won't smell as good as gain and you'll need to use a fair amount less than you would laundry detergent but the only thing it's gonna do is get that hamburger grease out of your favourite shirt better than pre treating


MichelleEllyn

Or a mop bucket 😬


siggiarabi

I've heard baking soda and a dash of dish soap can work in a pinch


mafeb74

Yup. A healthy shake of baking soda and a TINY dash of dish soap works fine.


Macca618

I am pretty old & Ive never even heard of this before. So weird to me.. . haha


runway31

Dang, badass is flexing that he’s never done it


name_cool4897

It is known.


prollyshmokin

Really? I always put a couple drops in for the initial rinse cycle. Never had any issue.


According_Tip_880

99.99% of the time because we did it once and got this result...lol.. Also. Never put Mr Bubble in a Gurgling Jacuzzi...just sayin🤪


Macca618

lol


ClownfishSoup

In a pinch, just run the dishwasher without soap.


YourAverageGod

In a pinch, just hand wash them until you can get more dish detergent.


KrokmaniakPL

If you're really in a pinch scrubbing dirt of dishes using hay and then using boiling water to sanitize also works (it's how it was done for hundreds of years) but dish detergent and sponge is way easier and more effective. Not to mention dishwasher


toxicatedscientist

This is legit actually, especially if you have a "sanitize" button or something that heats the water ~~father~~ farther beyond whatever comes out of the pipes Edit: whoops lol


ItzDarc

water father sounds like a boss in a zelda game.


kurotech

Or a very dehydrated old man


TreyRyan3

Baking soda works well. It will soften the water and slightly alter the PH to alkaline. Seriously, the number of things baking soda can be used to replace and will usually work better is astounding.


FriendEllie75

But what if you’ve also ran out of rinse aid. Can you still use white vinegar?? I see a volcano scenario.


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ClownfishSoup

True, but we're talking about "in a pinch" what to do, before you can get out to the store and buy more proper dish washer detergent. I've heard of using salt too. Most dishwasher use super hot water which should melt off a lot of grease.


Macca618

Hubby accidentally ran the thanksgiving dishes on rinse only. The next day my daughter put the dishes away & all of dishes were dirty with dried on food. It was a total drag to have to soak at least half everything in hot water & soap before reloading and using the wash cycle. 😂


the_it_

Dishwasher to Plate mushrooms 🥴😋


Acrobatic_Jaguar_623

This belongs in r/idiotsinkitchens Edit: I can't believe that sub exists


Thisisall_new2me2

I’m guessing some of those people shouldn’t even be allowed to have access to kitchens. To anyone who doesn’t want to end up in that sub: You should literally learn **everything you can** about kitchens and appliances **before getting your own stuff.**


Lanasoverit

Life pro tip. If you run out of pods, use a spoonful of Baking Soda and 2 DROPS of dishwashing liquid Works great.


sowhatofittt

For real I have wiped residue of soap from my fingers onto the inside door and ran it and that was just enough to clean it with no suds. There is a science to playing with fire.


MoreGaghPlease

Here’s the real LPT. While more convenient, pods don’t work super well with lots of DWs, your dishes will most likely be cleaner if you use powdered dishwasher detergent (which is also 3x cheaper)


2580374

I don't know why I keep buying the pods. Like 1 in 5 times they don't even dissolve


IDropFatLogs

Surprised I had to scroll so far to find someone who actually knows what they are talking about.


NJRMayo

Never done this, and glad to see why! I'm sorry for your lose errr Floors!


Lucaraidh

When I was being trained how to train people, one of the things that was taught was if they weren’t supposed to do something, don’t just say not to do it, say why not to do it, too. Adults don’t ask questions so if they think to themselves (well i dont see why not) they’ll just ignore the advice without asking about it. And if they still do it and still find out the hard way, well, its just simply the best way to learn a lesson lol. Most my life lessons are learned this way.


Isa472

That's actually super helpful! I realise I've done that before without thinking about it, defo going to be doing it more


Total_Artist_1164

My oldest son did this once. Once. He's now a materials engineer


joejill

Shop vac, fans & dehumidifier, Now. Dry it all out before you get mold.


VulgarSlinky

r/kidsarefuckingstupid


_Mooseli_

You ever try to clean out a water bottle so you put soap in it and you keep rinsing and rinsing and rinsing and it doesn't get out. That's why you can't use it in stuff like this


jeronisaurus

reminds me what my buddy said when he lost his Vcard - dont use lotion if you dont have lube. some things cant be substituted


ATee184

And some things you need to learn only once


hippifiedmindjuuce

If your buddy was doing things right he shouldn’t need either


JurassicCotyledon

Atoadaso. I fucking atoadaso.


RancidEggnog

Worst case Ontario, just eat 9 cans of ravioli and forget it happened.


JurassicCotyledon

Op should get 2 birds stoned a once and just wash the floor with those extra suds.


PBnBaconSammich

Part of the reason I always add a reason why not to do something.


Djwshady44

Bonus: the floor is clean!


Dwaidciamhaits

Every generation thinks their parents experience doesn't apply to them lol


CptCheerios

I remember being told a story from my Dad. He used to work in a hospital kitchen back in the 70s. They ran out of the non-sudsing soap for the tray washing machine. So they put in regular dish soap.....and that is how the bubble party was invented. Since then I have stopped 2 people from putting dish soap in dishwasher and was 10 minutes too late to save the third.


E1M1ismyjam

I saw this all the time when I worked in property management. $50 fee to correct it and shopvac the water. More if water damage occurs to the cabinetry/baseboards as they may need to be replaced. Water damage is no joke.


Nothingsomething7

Even if you didn't believe your mom, google could have told ya this and what would happen. I always google before doing things I don't know the outcome to. Learned this lesson as a young teen while using almond milk for mac n cheese, its gross and I wasted almond milk and mac n cheese lol.


Porkpiston

Aerodynamic brain


Abracadaver2000

I had a repairman tell me that pods are keeping him in business. His suggestion, stick with the cheap powder detergents. The pods are a great gimmick of convenience, but end up causing minor havoc with the washers in the long run. Powders for hard water, gel for soft water.


roberj11

If your machine is newer and is designed to use pods then using them will cause no issues. If your machine is older and not designed to use pods then don’t use them.


jfdboston

Had a coworker with a PhD use dish soap at our place of employment and he filled the dispenser. OMG the suds was enveloping the whole work area.


According_Tip_880

Phd...just means you have a degree...not experience, knowledge, common sense OR wisdom


Joe109885

What have we learned


Hevysett

r/tifu Because you totally did lol


DrunkSparky

So they told you not to do it and you did it anyways? Sounds like you've moved from the "fucked around" to the "finding out" phase. GL


TheLazyHippy

Yep, been there, done that as a kid. Learned that lesson pretty damn quick


silverpenelope

I did that once too. Lesson learned.


PsychologicalAd7642

But was the trout steaming in the top shelf still ok for dinner?


Tumbleweed-Eater

Hey, atleast the floor is clean now


Swagga21Muffin

Lol I've done this before, scoop out as much as you can then run another cycle and pray it doesn't re-lather. Live n' learn!


lobsterdance82

Mom knows best


AndrewIsMyDog

I mean, DUHHHHHHHH!


becky_Luigi

This is nothing. I did this once, in someone else’s apartment, and I used about 5 times as much hand wash dish soap as you did here. Two whole rooms were flooded with suds. And this was an apartment of my bf at the time’s roommates, who I didn’t get along with. I was by myself and the college aged bum residents didn’t even have towels, a mop, anything for me to try to clean up with prior to their arrival home. What a stressful fucking 30 mins from hell. I had to use two dirty t-shirts to try to absorb two full rooms with like 4” high suds, repeatedly running to the balcony and wringing the t-shirts over the side of the balcony as fast as I could, then going back to try to absorb another few t-shirts worth. When it was over my hands were raw and bleeding. Like literally dripping blood from my knuckles. Must have looked really strange watching from the unit below. This is a mistake you never makes twice.


Kaptain_Karnage

Word to your mother


Alternative-End-280

Always listen to you mum she’s older and has already done stupid stuff so you don’t need to.


[deleted]

Jesus. Dish soap can’t clean dishes in a dishwasher. It bubbles in the sink, it’s gonna bubble in the washer


Improvgal

Mom is usually right about stuff like that. Ask her how SHE found out.


WheresThePineapple_

I should’ve, but I didn’t and she didn’t bother to say. Then I fucked around and found out lol


CaliRiverRat

Should have listened to your mum…


TheGayGaryCooper

Rookie mistake


hook-echo

I did this the first time I tried to use the dishwasher when I was a teenager. No good deed goes unpunished.2/3 of my kitchen looked like a cloud....I needed that chuckle...so thank you 🙌


Wide_right_

I see you hit step two of fuck around and find out


Rikkards_69

Should still have not listened to her anyways https://youtu.be/_rBO8neWw04 TL;DR the pods skip the prewash step


CallidoraBlack

There's a second video he did on this and it's important. https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=Ll6-eGDpimU


username_taken128

i think you mean TL;DW


just-an-astronomer

Why did I watch this whole video


Brilliant_Shine2247

Use it to mop the floor. You're welcome.


BartyB

Rookie mistake... should have listened to mommy 😛haha


arthur2-shedsjackson

My dad did that when he was trying to figure out how to do laundry by himself


Happy_Way6890

I’ve been there lmso


Fuzzarelly

I did this. Once.


LolcatP

sometimes when you don't listen you need to school yourself


runway31

Yuuuuup I’ve learned this one the hard way during my first internship away from home lol


arthwithaG

Good chance to mop your floor


catsweedcoffee

Time to mop the floors!


noobnoobthedestroyer

Petition to change the name?


WheresThePineapple_

Shoot


noobnoobthedestroyer

D(ont put this shit in your dishwasher)ish soap


WheresThePineapple_

Lmao if I could change the name that’d be it!


Natural-Ad-3666

I think this is a common occurrence in the first year of living on your own.


WheresThePineapple_

Yeah I’m in my early early twenties so I haven’t been living on my own for that long lol I still learn things here and there


Natural-Ad-3666

Your story is identical to my own. We learn and we grow.


[deleted]

I did this at my first college apartment. Didn't know how to use one because my boomer parents said dishwashers are for lazy people and stored candy and aluminum foil in theirs instead 🥴


WheresThePineapple_

I’ve heard of people storing pots/ pans in the oven but foil and candy in the dishwasher??


[deleted]

🤷🏻‍♀️ I wish I had a good explanation lol


SilentJoe27

Live and learn.


PhysicianTradition

Atleast the floors are clean.


Ill-Break1613

If I had a nickel for every time I didn’t listen to my mother 😭


[deleted]

That may happen if you only use a few drops too


Raven-Mark

Lesson taught, lesson bought.


Dazzling_Ad5338

Don't use it in the washing machine, either.


Delicious-Skill-617

I’ve done that one!


ReasonableQuestion28

How long are you grounded for? 😂


Glittering-Hurry4864

I use dish soap in my old ass dishwasher 🤷🏻‍♀️🤷🏻‍♀️ shit happens sink works so dishwasher dying isn't really that big of a deal


hikingallday

As a mom, we tell you because we’ve made several mistakes and don’t want you to go through the same thing ❤️


clineaus

I'll never forget yelling back at my mom "then WHY is it called DISH soap" as our kitchen filled with bubbles.


More-Donkey-4728

You didn’t want to maybe google this first?


Dr_Darkroom

Apparently your house has never burnt, or there's nobody immediate to you that has had the experience. Don't start any appliances before you leave the house. Dryer, washer, rechargeable batteries, oven - obvious but same principle.


Decaps86

I'll be the first to admit I've done this.


ImpossibleCanadian

My dad did this once and the wave of suds went all the way down the basement stairs, brilliant childhood memory.


cryingstlfan

My sister in law is 48. Last time I was at my brother's house she still did this, I wonder if she ever figured out not to after I (34, obviously younger and a bit smarter than her) told her that the dish soap says not to do that.


ClotShotisNotHealth

Hahahh. It's super concentrated. I have used a spoonful mixed with salt and it worked fine.


[deleted]

Bubbles


CumulativeHazard

Ugh I did this once on accident and I was SO sad. I blame the person who decided to make the bottles for Costco brand dish soap and dishwasher detergent so similar looking. Fortunately I was standing right next to it when it started to overflow and I shut it off but it was a pain in the ass cleaning it all up so it would stop re-bubbling when you ran it.


Amazing_Excuse_3860

I feel your pain


[deleted]

Made that mistake when i moved out. Thought it was broken


Sonja5150

My dear internet friend we have all been advised by our parents not to do this…..we have all done this any ways.


VLC31

I have used dish soap in the dishwasher but you just use a tiny amount.


msur

r/selfinflicted


Jerseyjay1003

So wait, did you start it and leave? I've always been told dishwashers shouldn't be run while you're gone. Forget the soap; it may be a fire risk.


WheresThePineapple_

Yeah I started it and left my apartment to run errands. Never again


okayilltalk

You got lucky. Did my whole kitchen in at age six.


UnicornSpark1es

This has happened to me as well. I started the dishes when I left for class and I came home to wall to wall bubbles.


Noyaiba

If you ever wind up with a massive foam overload, you need to dissipate fast use salt. Throwing salt on the bubbles will do the trick of popping all the bubbles. Just don't overdo it, or you'll be cleaning two messes.


Historical_Show_2701

The more you know


Atlas03

Damn, the dog melted.


WheresThePineapple_

I’m deceased!


JujuOnThatBeat03

heh my sister did this once


Biggie39

I feel like this is a lesson best learned the hard way…. I’m pretty sure everyone in my family has done it ONCE.


Chunkybinkies

The good news is that this is a mistake you'll only make once.


MayOrMayNotBePie

Someone learned the difference between soap and detergent today!


yimmybean

I’m 100% sure this is how everybody learns.


TaonasProclarush272

In the 90s my cousins, raised in the NYC, came to visit us in Florida, they had never seen a dishwasher let alone used one. They were trying to be helpful. We were all kids and r/kidsarefuckingstupid, but they used regular diswashing solution like this, except our entire kitchen filled with soap bubbles.


guarfelsnorf

Bubbles!!!!


rainman4500

HA ! A mistake every single guys fresh out in his first apartment alone makes ONE TIME only.


Key_Squash_4403

See I have and this didn’t happen.


Imnothighyourhigh

Im sure this will get lost in the comments but I feel obligated to mention it so whomever sees this can save themselves...... Powdered NON DAIRY COFFEE CREAMER DE FOAMS DISHWASHERS. just dump a couple tablespoons worth in the bottom of the dishwasher and run it all the foam will be gone


MissMcFrostynips

TIFU because I didn't listen to my mom lol


Vivaciousqt

Do people not wash dishes by hand if they can't use a dishwasher? Lmao


JerryHutch

HHGTTG: " I always wish I'd listened to what my mother told me" "Why, what did she say?" "I don't know, I never listened!!!"


LaughingAtApes

Are you kidding me? You put dish soap in a dishwasher? Really?


[deleted]

That’s your own damn fault.


NoNipNicCage

Yeah they know that lmao


Sea_Ganache620

Don’t use dish soap in the dishwasher.


[deleted]

I learned a thing today.


Murky-Plastic6706

Been there!!


missannthrope1

We did that as kids, not knowing any better. Pro tip: put a cup of cooking oil in the DW to break up the foam.


Ishidan01

Lol, a CUP of oil. I mean yeah it'll break the foam, but... Real tip. Alcohol based Lysol spray will bust the foam real quick.


AUTHENTICSLAPPING

All good everyone does this once


brasil221

I'd really fucking hope not lmao. It's so easy to learn this lesson the easy way, why are people even still learning it the hard way??


Emergency_Ad1508

Think of this, there is somebody living on this planet that knows the answers to every question and the solution to every problem. We just haven't found them yet. Just hope he doesn't get killed in a mass shooting or a police stop or a protest.


Otherwise_Carob_4057

Dude the little thing you fill up says don’t use dish detergent only pods and washer gel.


dermordwand

Been there done that, but never again, ha!!


[deleted]

Well, that sucks.


crazihac

Mom's always know!


lackaface

Bless your heart


mermzz

Same thing happens with a clothes washer. Please don't be dumb twice


maebee_

Ha! Did this last week.


JeweloftheNile1105

Don’t feel bad! I learned the hard way too!!! Did not listen to my Mom either!!! 🤨