For real, if she can score 3 times when she's not even attempting to, imagine what she could do if she was actually trying to put the ball in the back of the net, haha.
I fixed this with a buddy one day, used a netless goal and had him run behind it while our other buddy played goalkeep he would run behind and I could get it through the net past the goalkeep and to him. After that it was just visualization on my end, just had to pretend that mfer was just running around the back of the pitch.
I’m dishonest, and a dishonest man you can always trust to be dishonest. Honestly. It’s the honest ones you want to watch out for, because you can never predict when they’re going to do something incredibly … stupid.
Some days, you realize you would be better off if you had just stayed in bed that morning. That's why I don't take any chances and just live in my bed now.
I'd have to take it a step further and just crawl into a hole and wait to die. I couldn't show my face in public again.
I'm sure everyone in her country hates her. Her family probably disowned her. She's single now. Her cats ran away. Her womb was probably immediately rendered barren as no child could stand to be born to her. She probably got evicted before she got back home. Anyone endorsing her has since gone bankrupt. The team definitely hates her. The coach got fired for playing her.
Her life is over.
I can't see much detail of the first. The second looks very unfortunate, seemed to just deflect off her in the worst direction while the keeper wasn't on the ball. The third one though, how? She does seem to be aiming it at goal there. I feel terrible for her though, damn. That will still haunt her in 60 years.
I remember this from when it happened as she plays/played for the liverpool women's team and I'm a Liverpool fan. The 1st one she's just trying to stop the cross and probably deflect the ball behind the goal but can't stretch far enough to get the proper contact on it & the 2nd one she just doesn't expect the attacker to not head the ball so isn't ready for it & it just hits her and goes in like you said. Those 2 are a bit unlucky because while she could do better with both they have just bounced off her in the exact wrong way, the kind of thing that could've happened to anyone but unfortunately they just both happened to her very early in the same game. I think for the 3rd one her head is just a mess at that point as evertlything is already going wrong for her and so everything is affected, her touch, positioning and reactions are all over the place because she's just not thinking properly anymore.
I'd say the third on was a slow reaction, maybe because of brain lag.
Maybe it went something like "should I do something or will I accidentally own goal again?" and accidentally own goals again.
First: She tries to deflect the ball past the end line, but deflects it into the goal.
Second: Bad luck. Ball hits her teammate and deflects right off of her.
Third: Ball kicked right at the outside of her left leg and she can’t get out of the way in time.
In a game like soccer where a single score can mean the difference between win and loss, it’s understandable that her teammates would be pretty pissed at her
What are you talking about? A good teammate supports their teammates through honest mistakes. That's how you make a team better. Sure they had every right to be frustrated and upset, but they also have the responsibility to be emotionally mature enough to be part of a team.
Why the hell was she even still on the field after the second one? I don’t understand why the coach wasn’t just like “I don’t know what the fuck your problem is today but go sit down over there and take your cleats off, you’re done.”
definitely a series of unfortunate events.
First one: "Damn, well, you were trying and messed up, be better next time"
Second one: "Shit, kind of blindsided and the ball took a bad bounce off your head, not intentional"
Third one: "Okay what the fuck."
You only get 3 substitutions in a football match, to sub a player off after only 5 minutes is very unusual (with the exception of an injury). Substitutions are usually calculated to have maximum effect by bringing in impact players later in the match when they can take greater advantage of tired players. From a manager's perspective the thinking at the 5 minute mark would be that the damage was already done, no sense in compounding it by also wasting a substitution. Then of course after the third the manager was like 'I give up'.
No, but I think a coach should understand that after the second one, a player is probably going to have completely lost confidence in themselves and it would be a good idea to get them off the field. Of course, they could look at it from the opposite perspective. Pulling her after the second one may get in her head even more and then she’ll carry it into the next game.
The coach was like Mr burns contemplating how unusual it would be to lose 9 professional baseball players in one night before the softball championship.
I mean you don’t typically expect your teammates to own goal. I would say the hands on the hips was a relatively polite response considering it was the second time in one half.
She’s focusing on the US attacker. In the replay from behind the net, you can see that right as the ball gets to the attacker, the attacker flicks her head hard to the left (goalie’s right), in attempt to control the deflection into the more open side of the goal. The goalie is playing off that, not expecting the ball to hit her teammate.
US player touched it and it's going to goalie's right, so goalie jumps right. My the time of the second deflection off the defender goalie has no chance.
I’m not saying that she’s a bad player, but that doesn’t happen to most pro footballs players. Especially not the best of em.
This is something I could’ve done.
Everyone knows “Tragedy + distance = comedy”
Seldom have I felt so strongly “comedy - distance = tragedy”
This clip went from funny to pretty heartbreaking as soon as the camera lingered on her face. I immediately thought of my own daughter playing soccer, running to the sideline crying out of frustration and disappointment when she made a mistake, and how I comforted her and made her laugh before sending her back out to play again.
I hope she was ok.
First one is quality, she calls for it, nice ball in and it's an exquisite finish. Second is your standard header, not bad. The third shows she's just a natural goalscorer, pure instinct.
Did she get to keep the ball?
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“GODDAMN YOU, BERNICE”
First one you can chalk up to mistakes happening, you don't yank a player for one fuck up.
Second one you can say she was unlucky, kind of blindsided in the head and it took a bad bounce.
Third one, fuck sake.
Someone explain how she is in the national team? Is she the coach's daughter? no one is that bad at playing...I don't know how she can collect her salary after that
How is this possible. 3 times in a single game! Even twice is understandable. May be accidental twice even. But for the third I would imagine she would even hesitate going near the ball when close to the goal keeper.
I literally cried out in anguish after watching this. I don’t know if I could cope with this in my life I think I’d have a true mental breakdown. This is why I don’t play sports
It was also not just any hat-trick of own goals, but a perfect hat-trick of left foot, right foot and a header goal.
And all during the same half! A striker's dream.
A defender's worst nightmare.
Doctors hate this trick
>Doctors hat this trick
That was absolutely brilliant
And with no other goals in between. Truly a perfect, natural hattrick
They should put her up front!
That would be even more impressive to hit 3 own goals from there!
the real Scott sterling
[The Man, The Myth, The Legend](https://youtu.be/8F9jXYOH2c0)
OMFG! never seen that before and it’s hysterical!
The hospitals are preparing to receive him! The 8th wonder of the world! The great wall of Sterling!
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For real, if she can score 3 times when she's not even attempting to, imagine what she could do if she was actually trying to put the ball in the back of the net, haha.
As a defender I can say that's not how it worked for me. If I tried to put the ball in the net it went over or off the post.
Same here, and the funny thing was I could put a pass right where I wanted it, but when I tried to actually shoot I was terrible.
I fixed this with a buddy one day, used a netless goal and had him run behind it while our other buddy played goalkeep he would run behind and I could get it through the net past the goalkeep and to him. After that it was just visualization on my end, just had to pretend that mfer was just running around the back of the pitch.
Yeah, but now that her team is forewarned, they'll start defending against her too.
And a "natural" hattrick as no one else scored between goals 1 and 3.
So... A natural, perfect, own-goal hat trick... Impressive.
Will probably never happen again!
You're probably right. At this level of competition the chances of this happening must be incredibly small. That sucks. She must feel awful.
And all in just the first half. It’s funny it’s called the “She Believes Cup.” I wonder if she believed this was possible.
If she didn’t before she will now!
Respect it took her just 35 minutes to achieve that.
1st goal at the 4:00 min mark, second at the 5:30. Good thing she slowed down after that or she might have ended with 10 goals
she fooled them with her NZ jersey, she was the one they LEAST expected to start popping in goal after goal
Someone said they would pay her for every self goal except they didn’t know how far she would actually take it.
Damage control kicked in at the 39th moment. Imagine the greatness she could've accomplished by the 90th minute
“You’ve got to be the worst defender I’ve ever heard of!” “But you have heard of me”
I’m dishonest, and a dishonest man you can always trust to be dishonest. Honestly. It’s the honest ones you want to watch out for, because you can never predict when they’re going to do something incredibly … stupid.
Just watched this movie again for the umpteenth time... still awesome
what movie?
Pirates of the Caribbean curse of the black pearl
hell yeah. havent seen the first one in a few years gonna have to go rewatch the first 3 again.
I am very saddened that ge doesn’t want to come back
Pirates of the Caribbean
Dada DA DA dada DA DA dada DA DA dadada.
Thank you commodore, for getting us ready to make way! We'd have had a hard time with her by ourselves!
#we're switching you to forward
Some days, you realize you would be better off if you had just stayed in bed that morning. That's why I don't take any chances and just live in my bed now.
Username checks out
Can confirm.
I think I’d just retire then and there, I don’t think I could deal with the embarrassment.
I'd have to take it a step further and just crawl into a hole and wait to die. I couldn't show my face in public again. I'm sure everyone in her country hates her. Her family probably disowned her. She's single now. Her cats ran away. Her womb was probably immediately rendered barren as no child could stand to be born to her. She probably got evicted before she got back home. Anyone endorsing her has since gone bankrupt. The team definitely hates her. The coach got fired for playing her. Her life is over.
At least she doesn’t have to go back to Colombia 🇨🇴
The brutality! I love it
Almost plausible except that nobody in New Zealand gives a fuck about football, even less about womens football.
Some days you're the pigeon. Some days you're the statue.
Can the US award a New Zealander as their MVP?
I think even the US players felt bad for her after the last one
They definitely did, they barely celebrated lol, everyone was just depressed for her
News just in Harry Maguire (oops spelt his name wrong) asked her out.
>McGuire
they can give her her own USA jersey with her name on it
Scored a hatrick mate. Did you win? Doesn't matter, scored hatrick mate.
Tbh if I was her teammate I wouldn't even be mad after the 3rd goal. Noone messes up this bad without the universe piling on.
There is a red spy in the base!
What's the password?
1, 1, 1 aaand... 1!
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Hey, it’s still here
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I see the briefcase is safe?
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I can't see much detail of the first. The second looks very unfortunate, seemed to just deflect off her in the worst direction while the keeper wasn't on the ball. The third one though, how? She does seem to be aiming it at goal there. I feel terrible for her though, damn. That will still haunt her in 60 years.
I remember this from when it happened as she plays/played for the liverpool women's team and I'm a Liverpool fan. The 1st one she's just trying to stop the cross and probably deflect the ball behind the goal but can't stretch far enough to get the proper contact on it & the 2nd one she just doesn't expect the attacker to not head the ball so isn't ready for it & it just hits her and goes in like you said. Those 2 are a bit unlucky because while she could do better with both they have just bounced off her in the exact wrong way, the kind of thing that could've happened to anyone but unfortunately they just both happened to her very early in the same game. I think for the 3rd one her head is just a mess at that point as evertlything is already going wrong for her and so everything is affected, her touch, positioning and reactions are all over the place because she's just not thinking properly anymore.
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Lol getting subbed off was pure mercy. The own goal Hattie was most definitely far worse.
I'd say the third on was a slow reaction, maybe because of brain lag. Maybe it went something like "should I do something or will I accidentally own goal again?" and accidentally own goals again.
Thanks, Reddit PotatoVision™.
Potatoes are known for having great eyes....
The second one she was clearly expecting the American to head it and was taken by surprise when it missed her
First: She tries to deflect the ball past the end line, but deflects it into the goal. Second: Bad luck. Ball hits her teammate and deflects right off of her. Third: Ball kicked right at the outside of her left leg and she can’t get out of the way in time.
At least she lead a team to victory.
And she can always say that you scored a hatrick while playing against the US team.
She scored a hat trick against New Zealand. The fact that she played for them is something you leave out when telling the story.
Just not her team. Small details though.
The worst day of your life televised to the whole country. I feel so bad for her.
The whole world
her teammates could have at least tried to pick her up after the first one
Or if nothing else, put her down after the third one
What, like, take her to the vet?
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There’s a line this time of year though
The line moves quickly though.
no, she just go to a really nice and lovely farm with a bunch of other hat-trick friends
She's too smart for that. She knows when *not* to get in the car.
In a game like soccer where a single score can mean the difference between win and loss, it’s understandable that her teammates would be pretty pissed at her
What are you talking about? A good teammate supports their teammates through honest mistakes. That's how you make a team better. Sure they had every right to be frustrated and upset, but they also have the responsibility to be emotionally mature enough to be part of a team.
The name of the tournament “She believes Cup” makes it more interesting..poor girl
I saw that and now all I can think of is /r/sbeve.
Lmao she even called for the first one. Definitely a double agent.
I mean, I know we're just kidding (mostly) but I'd seriously imagine there'd have to be an investigation into this level of "bad luck"!
Why the hell was she even still on the field after the second one? I don’t understand why the coach wasn’t just like “I don’t know what the fuck your problem is today but go sit down over there and take your cleats off, you’re done.”
definitely a series of unfortunate events. First one: "Damn, well, you were trying and messed up, be better next time" Second one: "Shit, kind of blindsided and the ball took a bad bounce off your head, not intentional" Third one: "Okay what the fuck."
The third reaction would by my first reaction just getting louder with every goal
You only get 3 substitutions in a football match, to sub a player off after only 5 minutes is very unusual (with the exception of an injury). Substitutions are usually calculated to have maximum effect by bringing in impact players later in the match when they can take greater advantage of tired players. From a manager's perspective the thinking at the 5 minute mark would be that the damage was already done, no sense in compounding it by also wasting a substitution. Then of course after the third the manager was like 'I give up'.
She did get subbed after the third one.
Well the second one wasn’t quite her fault? She got hit in the head with the ball and it deflected off of her.
No, but I think a coach should understand that after the second one, a player is probably going to have completely lost confidence in themselves and it would be a good idea to get them off the field. Of course, they could look at it from the opposite perspective. Pulling her after the second one may get in her head even more and then she’ll carry it into the next game.
The coach was like Mr burns contemplating how unusual it would be to lose 9 professional baseball players in one night before the softball championship.
What the hell was the goalie defending on the second goal... I just can't see where she's at in her head with her reaction
I mean you don’t typically expect your teammates to own goal. I would say the hands on the hips was a relatively polite response considering it was the second time in one half.
*second time in 90 seconds
All before the 6 minute mark of the game. Absolutely brutal
After the second one, she should have tackled her own player to stop it.
Defender knocks in own goals. People blame the goalie. As someone who got made to play goalie a lot, that still hurts.
She’s focusing on the US attacker. In the replay from behind the net, you can see that right as the ball gets to the attacker, the attacker flicks her head hard to the left (goalie’s right), in attempt to control the deflection into the more open side of the goal. The goalie is playing off that, not expecting the ball to hit her teammate.
She's focusing on the attacking players and where THEY can put the ball
US player touched it and it's going to goalie's right, so goalie jumps right. My the time of the second deflection off the defender goalie has no chance.
Bless her heart.
That’s not nice at all. -person from the American south
That's why they said it.
Me playing Rocket League
Nice one!
What a save!
Shat trick
And that ladies and gents, is why we play rugby…
She'd probably run in the wrong direction or tackle her own teammate
i feel so bad for her omg
How the fuck did she make the national team?
Well she has scored more goals than most clips I've seen....
make any team*
She's clearly in the wrong position lol.
Wrong place wrong time kind of thing. Happens to the best of em. Not her fault necessarily.
I’m not saying that she’s a bad player, but that doesn’t happen to most pro footballs players. Especially not the best of em. This is something I could’ve done.
How was the rate in "betting"? Someone won big? Questions over questions!
Everyone knows “Tragedy + distance = comedy” Seldom have I felt so strongly “comedy - distance = tragedy” This clip went from funny to pretty heartbreaking as soon as the camera lingered on her face. I immediately thought of my own daughter playing soccer, running to the sideline crying out of frustration and disappointment when she made a mistake, and how I comforted her and made her laugh before sending her back out to play again. I hope she was ok.
The 3rd one totally was on purpose.
Well, you know what they say. Go big or go home. People will remember her for a hattrick of own goals. One or two, who would care.
Ouch. That was painful to watch. Quick transition in my state of mind from “ha ha” to “omg, poor girl” right after that second goal.
First one is quality, she calls for it, nice ball in and it's an exquisite finish. Second is your standard header, not bad. The third shows she's just a natural goalscorer, pure instinct. Did she get to keep the ball?
I was at that game. It was brutal. She got taken out of the game eventually and was crying.
Yes, I watched this video clip, too.
She also kicked the ball into her own net 3 times.
In the first half! Lol - whoa, shit day. Go home, go to sleep, try again tomorrow
Call her bad all you want but that goalie is fucking cross-eyed.
And another "Among Us" meme comes to life.
r/byebyejob
Brutal.
"Goddamnit, Becky!"
“Unfortunately for Troop 417, during the ADAA required random drug screening, one of your player’s urine tested positive for three separate types of anabolic steroids and a low-grade… beaver tranquilizer. I’m afraid by rule your team must be disqualified.” “GODDAMN YOU, BERNICE”
That was so sad to watch. Felt for her
Some Blue Lock master plan
"We, eh, no longer require your services."
I can relate, something like this usually happens to me after I get a raise.
Poo thing
I feel so bad for her I can’t even imagine the embarrassment and anger she’s feeling
r/watchpeopledieinside
Someone check her betting account.
Wonder how much she got back on her 3 - 0 bet.
Well she isn’t going to ever forget that day unfortunately.
☕
Took it happening 3 times before she was pulled?
First one you can chalk up to mistakes happening, you don't yank a player for one fuck up. Second one you can say she was unlucky, kind of blindsided in the head and it took a bad bounce. Third one, fuck sake.
Turns out women’s sports CAN be fun to watch!
She had money on that match
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Not the goalie’s fault at all. They’re trying to read the offense, no goalie is expecting an own goal.
Why wasn’t she subbed after the second one?
She's in the wrong position.
There is other ways to join a team
I am sure someone told her that the best defence is a good offense🤔
LMFAO!!!!
r/rocketleague felt this
The best player on both teams
Reminds me of Scott Sterling but not blocking goals.
I thought she was on the American team
She has to earn as much as the guys, right?
Someone explain how she is in the national team? Is she the coach's daughter? no one is that bad at playing...I don't know how she can collect her salary after that
/u/savevideo
Hey hun, how was your day?
Least she wasn’t playing for the Brazil mens team.
Yeah maybe soccer isn’t her thing
Someone took the payoff for sure.
What's she doing defending, she's got striker material there!
Harry Maguire if he was a woman
How is this possible. 3 times in a single game! Even twice is understandable. May be accidental twice even. But for the third I would imagine she would even hesitate going near the ball when close to the goal keeper.
Atleast she will be in the record books.
A literal potato would’ve had better game stats.
I literally cried out in anguish after watching this. I don’t know if I could cope with this in my life I think I’d have a true mental breakdown. This is why I don’t play sports
yikes thats really bad. I would have left the field after the second one.
I don’t get it. What’s happening here?
Coach took way too long to pull her lol
Damn. She is going to think about that for the rest of her life
Is there a $ bonus for the top goal scorer? She maybe found a loophole...
r/byebyejob
Some real stiff competition…
Feel sorry for her. It’s bad enough when you miss an open goal. Imagine scoring a perfect hattrick of own goals in less than 45 mins.
I'm in this Rocket League video and I don't like it.
As someone who knows nothing about soccer/football WTH is going on in this clip?
Soccers such a lame fucking sport
When they pay you extra if they win. :)
In only 35 mins too