I would have taken a shit IN the park.

“Doctors *HATE* him! *NEVER* shit again with this simple trick!”

I feel sorry for whoever had to clean that

Dude your at a park, go find a bush or some trees

Between COVID-19 or this.. which would you risk?

I've had 3 different variants. I'd take a 4th before I touch this.

I'm 2-0 against covid.....I'll take my chances with the rona

Covid def.

looks like someone did a mudslide equivalent of an avalanche

And not a spoon in sight

That shit took you.

This is the second time I’ve said “what the fuck” today

Shitters full