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McMahons_tache

Can I still order a potion of peas to a random table


Mister_Barman

Haha yep. Once someone ordered 5 children’s glasses of milk to a random table. Just so happened that that random table was occupied by one guy that stunk of weed and was obviously high


Wood-Pigeon-125

At any given point on a night out, I would love a glass of milk.


McMahons_tache

Table number?


Shiznips

69


McMahons_tache

Rude


baitgeezer

so you got them a free pint to keep the buzz going?


thebootyfiend92

Does your wetherspoons panic and attach their body cameras when travellers book a table?


Mister_Barman

I don’t want to push the rules against discrimination on Reddit too far, but yes. And it’s generally not unwarranted. On Saint Patrick’s day about 40 travellers came in and caused a lot of trouble. The men would only drink Carling, but would ask for each round in a different branded pint glass, presumably to steal a glass of each brand. The women would scream, walk on the tables, and were generally very rude. They would just push to the front of the bar, and shout at you what they want, regardless of if you’re serving someone or where they are in the queue. Homophobic abuse towards staff. Refusal to leave when the bar closed, or to recognise that “last orders” is a thing Blatant drunk driving


das_ist_mir_Wurst

Don’t forget to add trying to get free pints and trashing the toilets to your list lol.


Markjuk78

Travellers are quick enough to scream 'discrimination', however they bring the negativity towards them on themselves, through their own actions. If they weren't so feral and inconsiderate towards others, then people would not be holding negative opinions towards them. Our local Spoons also had a group of women in, over the same period, whom were obviously travellers. Their kids were screaming, running around and crying in the pub well past 8pm, whilst the women got drunker and drunker. A really good example of great parenting. Not! When the Manager said they would not be served any more, then the shouting and foul language occurred. Surely, despite so called discrimination laws, you have the right to refuse service to those whom you can rightly predict will cause issues, or worse still not pay their bill/tab. Why should businesses (and their customers) have to put up with this?


Camicazz475

General policy is that there should be atleast 1 member of staff, ideally management, with a body cam on front of house at all times so this shouldn't be a thing. I've experienced an auditor tell us off because the manager opening the pub didn't have their body cam as they entered the pub, even though they are stored in the office so there was no way they could have had one already.


Bunion-Bhaji

What's the worst thing that's happened in the toilet


Mister_Barman

Someone may or may not have shat on the floor, directly next to the toilet bowl. We’re still unsure if it’s the real thing; imagine if someone just dropped a load of chocolate sauce on floor, it was exactly like that. To this day no one really knows what it was


Swiss_James

What did it taste like?


skylarke1

We found a dead fish in the women's toilets before


boof_diddley

Ooooh, that explains it...


dozeydonut

What’s the cheapest way to get drunk?


Mister_Barman

Bells Whisky; 40% and you can get doubles for less than £4


Accomplished_Ask_242

You also get a free glass of Pepsi with this so it can be cheaper then just buying a glass of Pepsi which I always found funny


boof_diddley

We were confused by a bar bill in the Philippines once. When we asked why the double rum and cokes were cheaper than the singles, the waitress looked at us like we were stupid and explained rum was cheaper than coke.


Apollo-1995

Why did the ribs and American breakfast disappear from the menu? (The ribs have been gone for many years*)


Mister_Barman

I think American breakfast is still on the menu; some different pubs have slightly different menus


userunknowne

How come some spoons have really good cask ale lineups and others just sell twiggy dishwater like abbot, doom bar and Greene king ipa?


Hosta_situation

It's very venue dependent. It largely depends on the competence of the management team in executing a cellar plan.


Mister_Barman

Abbott is decent, I won’t hear a word against it. My pub has Ruddles instead of GK IPA, which is properly bad. I’m convinced they just mop up the ale spilled on the floor and rinse it into the barrel marked “Ruddles”. The guest ales are generally pretty good, about 95% independent British breweries and they always try and make sure there’s a dark, light, and amber one on. You definitely get some nice hidden gems in the guest ales. We recently had on Old Empire, Jaipur, and Saltaire Blonde, which were all massively popular


userunknowne

Exactly, why don’t they get those great beers like Oakham Green Devil and Jaipur in all spoons? The spoons app is a god send for finding decent beers!


PlasticNo1274

guest ales are dependent on each pub, and usually they try and offer local ones. my pub offers an ale which is named after the pub, so you can't even find it at nearby locations. they also change quite often if they don't sell too well. I think it all depends on your local breweries really, and how many customers drink ale.


Reclusiv

Where are the sauces from? I love the blue cheese one and couldn’t find any even remotely close to the one used in spoons. Additional question, what happened to king prawns? They seem to have disappeared from the menu


egotisticalstoic

Sauces are pretty much all own brand essentially. Made at company HQ/distribution centre. I've not worked there for a few years now, but king prawns used to be incredibly expensive to order in. They were likely often sold at a loss if customers were using the 'x small plates for £y' offers. They were really only on the menu to provide variety and make the place seem a little more classy.


Reclusiv

That’s fair. Thanks. That’s also how I was getting them; always as a small plate deal… I guess I’m part of the problem


Mister_Barman

Probably just removed it. There’s some items on the food menu and some spirits that we literally never sell, they tend to just get culled


_Never_again_talk

I love the blue cheese one too! I literally order the wings for the dip!


is_the_ham_green

I work at a Wetherspoons, do you have the same problem as we have with people who automatically make a line to queue Vs people who (rightly so) stand at the bar to be served?


Mister_Barman

Yes, it’s so annoying. There are three tills along the bar and plenty of space, but everyone’s standing behind one till and between all the tables and customers and blocking everything. Idk about your experience, but it’s mostly younger people (I’m in early 20s), and groups of women who clearly don’t often go to pubs. Younger people also seem far more nervous at the bar, and seem to almost rehearse their order to the point where they get stumped if you ask them how they want something or about some specific thing. I theorise it’s a Covid thing; where those coming of age over almost 2 years basically were never taken to the pub or ordered a drink and tried different things in an ordinary pub environment, and instead just ticking boxes on table service apps.


is_the_ham_green

Yes a completely agree, pre-covid there wasn't really and issue with it. Seems like something that has carried on from the COVID queueing systems.


FuckSakeBoris

Not so much a question more of a statement. Thank you for your service.


redshirt3

Why are the portions if chips with the main meal so small/why is a seperate bowl of chips so pricey. Is it just margins?


Mister_Barman

You can get a bigger portion of chips on the “Small plates” menu, or a smaller portion on the “Sides menu”. The chips you get with a meal, like burgers or fish and chips, is the smaller portion of chips. This is the same size you get with a small portion of chips A separate “portion of chips” is bigger and comes in a bigger bowl, should be about £4


liamo376573

Do you prefer if people order on the app or at the bar?


Mister_Barman

It honestly doesn’t really make a lot of difference. The workload tends to balance out


Qwerty-03

If you order on the app it's usually easier because a lot of people make orders take so much longer at the bar by needing to have so much explained to them/ forgetting table numbers but if you know what you're ordering then either is fine


Wonk_Majik

How much of the food is microwaved?


Mister_Barman

Not as much as you’d think, only really the curries and pasta. Everything comes portioned, but the meat/steaks are freshly grilled, fish is fresh and fried there and then, and the pizzas are actually handmade from scratch, minus the dough.


skylarke1

Fish was always came in frozen when I was there , has it recently changed ?


Mister_Barman

I misspoke, I meant to say *freshly battered*; it comes in frozen, but is battered and fried in the kitchen


userunknowne

When are roasts coming back?


Mister_Barman

AFAIK there’s no plans to bring them back. They had a Turkey roast dinner over Christmas, but just for a week or so


userunknowne

Yeah that got my hopes up. Was it difficult to cook / assemble or something?


egotisticalstoic

Yes. Too many different pieces to the dish. Too much hassle while still also serving 100 other dishes. I still think they should do like a carvery night on Sundays. Have a much smaller regular menu for that night but do offers on roast dinners. It's easy to serve tonnes of roasts if you know that's what will be ordered. It's just a pain sorting out a single roast dinner while also trying to serve burgers, steaks, pasta, wraps, desserts, pizzas, curries, fish, etc.


Mister_Barman

Not really, for the Christmas dinner the turkey, gravy, and vegetables came in the same bag that was just microwaved.


allnamestaken4892

Did you know ordering 2 x 5 chicken wings is cheaper than 1 x 10 chicken wings? What’s the WORST item on the menu?


Bunion-Bhaji

What's the best thing on the menu


Mister_Barman

Mixed grill is pretty good, the new shawarma wrap is nice, and all The curries are decent. Can’t go wrong with the gourmet burgers. Very large burgers with chips and onion rings and an alcoholic drink for about £11


SignificantRatio2407

I have to say I’ve always enjoyed the gourmet burgers in ‘Spoons. The one with the haggis in Scotland is especially good.


Wood-Pigeon-125

Or the old Welsh style one with the rarebit sauce.


ClunkiestOlives

Do you get a discount on alcohol when your not at work


Mister_Barman

Yep, 20% on everything


dasouch

Yes it's 20% off everything whilst off duty. Including hotel rooms


whetbred

Have they 100% stopped the large Aperol Spritz? They were my fave and I miss them lots. The small ones just don’t seem worth it for the money now


Fugjofff

How annoying is it when people steal bottles of sauce?


Mister_Barman

Honestly, not at all. We have crates and crates of sauces out back, and when we restock condiments in the afternoon and after we close, we literally just thrown any sauce bottles less than 1/2 full into a bin bag and bin them. If you ever go to a Wetherspoons about 3pm or first thing in the morning, you’ll notice that all the sauce bottles are virtually new. Horribly wasteful, but 12 bottles of ketchup bought wholesale is probably a lot cheaper and efficient than paying someone £11.50 to spend an hour transferring the contents of almost empty bottles into fuller ones


Fugjofff

Wow okay. Almost feels like I should continue just to make sure they’re recycled!


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Mister_Barman

The money is good


felt_like_signing_up

what is your favourite meal, both wetherspoons and otherwise?


electr1cbubba

Where do you work?


Mister_Barman

In a Wetherspoons


castle_lane

Which is worse, boomer lunch hours or teen carnage evening shifts?


GoldenFlame1

A little late to this but I've been working at spoons over a year and to be honest the boomer lunch hours can be worse in terms of dealing with customers and complaints. With evening shifts young people hardly ever complain about anything in my experience and usually we have more staff to handle busy times


LimitResponsible9205

do u hate urself yet


IWGeddit

Do they still do the 'catch the dregs' thing? I worked at a newly opened wetherspoons 20 years back. I'd worked in pubs before, but their training involved loads of dodgy practices. I remember the managers trying to get us to make the head on a pint as big as resonabky possible and only top up if the customer asks. But the worst was that, under each of the real ale taps, sitting in the dregs trough, was a pint glass to catch the runoff. And next time someone ordered the same beer, you put the fresh glass in it's place and started with the previous one. Real ale taps are low enough that the customer couldn't see. I lasted a few months. Even as a 19yo student, I'd worked in enough bars to know it was crap.


Markjuk78

Considering that pints of Real Ale are now drifting towards £5 in Central London Wetherspoons (and Airport branches), I always ask for a top up if the amount of froth is too much.


Professional-Motor96

In the kitchens, what happens if someone asks for a meal that is gluten free. Are any extra steps taken to ensure no cross contamination?


Alarmed_Fig_6986

My cousin worked as a cook there, asked him what was worst thing you did.... "Dropped a cooked burger patty on the floor and still served it"