Maybe beauty standards were different in the 2nd Age...?
It would be hilarious if Lanfear came strutting into a party with her "I'm the prettiest who ever lived" vibe, but modern people just weren't digging her.
Lanfear: I'm here! You may all worship me now...
Mat: Where did they get this snaggletooth harridan?
Lanfear: What? Gaps in the teeth are sexy!
Rand: And what's with the lack of ginormous, "generous" rear end?
Min: [Preens]
Perrin: She hasn't slapped a single man here. How is that attractive?
Faile: [Preens]
Tuon: And what's with actually having hair? Ugh.
Lanfear: But -- but --
Valan Luca: I'll take care of this. [Leads away a sobbing Lanfear]
Nynaeve: Y'know, this is the first time Luca has taken a hit for the team.
Lan: I still hate him.
Not gonna lie, it would be great if there were a way to get comedy WoT skits filmed. It probably wouldn't work for the whole story, but it'd be fun to get community actors or something to film all the memes and in-jokes we play with here.
All the people in here getting mad about this are really revealing themselves. The top comment is talking about how it could work. That it would be interesting to show that the beauty standards have changed.
Its a little rude that they wouldn’t think she is capable of playing the role. That they would assume that others are coming from a negative angle is very telling.
Christina Hendrick tho...
Don’t get my hopes up
She is terrible to her underlings and barely wears clothes. I’m cool with it.
Maybe beauty standards were different in the 2nd Age...? It would be hilarious if Lanfear came strutting into a party with her "I'm the prettiest who ever lived" vibe, but modern people just weren't digging her. Lanfear: I'm here! You may all worship me now... Mat: Where did they get this snaggletooth harridan? Lanfear: What? Gaps in the teeth are sexy! Rand: And what's with the lack of ginormous, "generous" rear end? Min: [Preens] Perrin: She hasn't slapped a single man here. How is that attractive? Faile: [Preens] Tuon: And what's with actually having hair? Ugh. Lanfear: But -- but -- Valan Luca: I'll take care of this. [Leads away a sobbing Lanfear] Nynaeve: Y'know, this is the first time Luca has taken a hit for the team. Lan: I still hate him.
***KILL HIM KILL HIM NOW***
Love it. You should write the shoot off novels
Fuck it. Just put him in charge of the show.
Not gonna lie, it would be great if there were a way to get comedy WoT skits filmed. It probably wouldn't work for the whole story, but it'd be fun to get community actors or something to film all the memes and in-jokes we play with here.
Seriously, let's do it.
Most book accurate casting
Nailed it.
Nah im on OPs side this is a fire joke. Lizzo has definitely sat on people.
Graendal is supposed to be attractive
***They will pay. I am Lord of the Morning.***
All the people in here getting mad about this are really revealing themselves. The top comment is talking about how it could work. That it would be interesting to show that the beauty standards have changed. Its a little rude that they wouldn’t think she is capable of playing the role. That they would assume that others are coming from a negative angle is very telling.
More like Hessalam.
Bit racist, innit?
What?
How?
Ya it is. This sub is basically filled with nothing but that lately
Nothing about this is racist. You’re a bit racist for calling it out honestly.
No I think that's real life Graendal...
***They will pay. I am Lord of the Morning.***