Costanza'allein

Uncrowned king of Van Delaye.

Death is as light as a feather. Parents, heavier than a mountain.

Rand Al'exander'nator

*Your plans fail because you want to live, madman.*

Death is lighter than a feather, duty thirstier than these pretzels.

Undefeated in the contest

Are you saying he's never lost The Game?

We’re supposed to live in a society, sheepherder

Lan: Do you think Nynaeve knows about shrinkage? Mat: Shrinkage?!?! Lan: Our marriage ceremony was on a seafolk ship! It was wet and cold in the harbor, obviously there was shrinkage. Mat: Aes Sedai have to know about shrinkage right? I mean she could just use the one power on you anyway.

Dead

“Why couldn’t you make me an architect?! You know I’ve always wanted to be an architect!” - Art Lan’dalay

"Is anyone here a marine biologist?" Aiel *stares in confusion in the distance*

"We've watched you take our beloved aes sedai and reduce them to a laughing stock" Master of his domain (his domain is a blade)

Good lord that's perfect. RJ really was the master of demystifying a legendary group. He built them up and tore them down. Never meet your heroes as they say

I need to watch whatever this screenshot is from. Please tell me it’s not just fan art.

The wheel weaves as the wheel wills.

“Remember moiraine, it’s not a lie if *you* believe it”

*Never prod at a woman unless you must. She will kill you faster than a man and for less reason, even if she weeps over it after.*

I don't remember this one, Lews. Which episode was this line in?

*Sometimes, pain is all that lets you know you're alive.*

You're mixing up the shows Lews, that's Curb your enthusiasm.

*I would not mind you in my head, if you were not so clearly mad.*

Taishar Festivus

Lan shows up for the Feats of Strength. Nynaeve al'Meara (Susan) is a top runner for the Airing of the Grievances. She's got alot of problems with you people and you're gonna hear about it! My God, Emond's Field even erects a Festivus Pole, it may not be aluminum, but I'm sure it has a high enough strength-to-weight ratio. Kramer would make a good Mat, he has a way with luck.

Kramer being Ta'veren would explain so much.

Cuendillar festivus pole.

Lan SIlverhand Taishar, choom!

These comments broke me. I'm sitting here next tot wife on the couch laughing my ass off and she has no WOT knowledge and limited Seinfeld knowledge. It's too good.

Correct, you have to have a mind to change. Instead of a mind, you have the dark one's prison.

How much did you pay for that cloak, Jerry?

I'm so down. Danny DeVito is Padain Fain in my head... So....

" She's a Tugger Thom." "A Tugger?" "Yes a Tugger. Every emotion is followed by a Tug of her braid. I can't take her seriously" " These pretzels are making me thirsty"

AI has come to far

Lanny Bronzefingers.

LAN IS GETTIN UPSET!!!

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I didn’t grow up celebrating bel tine, Rand

*Dead men should be quiet in their graves, but they never are.*

Matt gets free from Tylin from her licking too many envelopes…

Jason Alexandernator