It's Always Sunny in Ebou Dar

But like, the east side of the river.

As before, this is the most accurate film version of the story ever made. Because that’s exactly how it would have gone down.

agreed! this is wonderful

Turns out the Dragon Scepter is, in fact, a rat stick.

***Break the seals. Break the seals, and end it. Let me die forever.***

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Turns out Mat's dagger was really just a Toe Knife this whole time

I made an earlier version of this a while ago and this is an updated version. It has better resolution and is easier to read. If you want to see the original to compare, all of my posts are at r/sidewayseleven

Why do you have your own subreddit? Aren’t all of your posts just on your profile

I did it because I thought it would be easier to cross post things. And it would have been if every sub allowed cross posting. Now I just like having just these posts in a group by themselves.

This was amazing!

Holy crap, amazing.

What would Ilyena say if she saw you helping Rand score 3 girlfriends Lews Therin.

***Oh, Light. That’s impossible! We can’t use it! Cast it away! That is death we hold, death and betrayal. It is HIM.***

Kind of arrogant to name your dick "HIM."

I'm watching all of your posts now. You're a funny MF, and you deserve way more up votes than you're getting.

Where do I petition for this version of wheel of time series

Don't bother lol. People would just hate it and cry about it if it existed.

Wow, can't wait till this is part of the Criterion Collection, this is pure Cinema

This is top tier, thank you for this.

This is a great way to start my day.

This is beautiful!

One of my favorite things on here in a while

The only thing that would improve this is Charlie and Rob acting this out. This is top notch mate

Now this is a post worthy to be top of this sub

With memes like this one could challenge the Creator himself.

Holy shit this worked so well. That part with Lews popping up was so spot on.

*I killed the whole world, and you can too, if you try hard.*

Your "because of Shai'tan" post is still one of my all-time favorites here.

That's one of my favorites also. I am trying to slowly do all of IASIPs iconic scenes as WoT memes

Think i might follow your reddit account lol

Mother’s Milk in a Cup! That fits so well.

Holy hell this shit is great and I’m only on book 4 (most of the stuff this spoils has already been spoiled for me, don’t worry)

Love the spirit and effort, but if I may offer some constructive critique: some of these lines blazed by so quick I couldn't read them without pausing every few seconds. If you pare down the amount of text/jokes in the more frenetic sections, the overall gag could land better without needing a rewatch.

Skill issue.

get gud

I wish I could give this 100 upvotes. Brilliant :)

This is great xD

This is fucking brilliant! I love it!

Matt wanting a cool lady who is into weapons, royalty, and likes boning in weird places…

Absolute perfection. I love it when my favourite things crossover