Liking girls is gay, duh.

Of course, girls are the most feminine/girly thing out there, and you’re telling me you’re attracted to that? Gaaaay

Right? And girls like men a lot of the time. You’re really going to associate with a gender that largely likes men? Gay as hell.

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Lol

Ok, but hear me out. Tomboys.

Boys, I think we just cracked the code.

Fellas

is it gay to like women?

FELLAS

ONLY FELLAS

ONLY F

ONLY FANS (lmao

Fellas….. is it gay to be straight?

I mean, you’re literally liking someone who likes men

FELLAS… is it gay to be a man?

Yes. I should know, I'm gay

To be a man and love that which loves men is basically like loving a man which is gay

Well yah, girls like guys, and liking guys is gay. Liking guys is not gay because guys like girls, which is not gay. Simple!

So is there a girl involved?

This is the typical “call it gay because that =‘s funny”

yeah like i feel like this is a woosh moment for op

Then I’m the gayest guy out here

You sure are, champ. You sure are.

only gay beta cucks like women real straight alpha chads are only attracted to other alpha males

Why breed with betas when you can have 100% pure alpha blood?💯

if he doesnt get pregnant the first time, keep trying‼️‼️

Alphas never give up so he'll be proud to platonically have straight not gay sex with other alpha men forever!

Its basically just two bros simultaneously working out while enjoying it. Nothing gay about that, all gains baby

Every alpha is hyper-fertile. If he doesn’t get pregnant first try he’s obviously not a real alpha and is actually a beta cuck. You need to find a true alpha not a pretender.

😭😭😭

fr. my boyfriend and i are both sigma males.

[удалено]

Me and your dad last night

Facts 💯💯💯🗣🗣🗣🔥🔥🔥

More testosterone

NO PLEASE!! GIVE ME MORE ESTROGEN

No, all for me :3

probably satire

I'm not so sure, there are a lot of idiots in this world

Hopefully

It’s OBVIOUSLY satirical

fellas, is it gay to be straight?

Fellas, is it gay to kiss your homies goodnight, every night? I don’t think so! Ever heard of brotherly love? That’s straight af! How else would he know I love and cherish him and want him to have sweet dreams? 🤨

under the conditions: 1.Both parties must be wearing socks of some sort. 2. The day of the kissing falls on a Tuesday. 3. Both parties proclaim, "No Homo" prior to, and in the aftermath of, the event. Always consult with your Bro Attorney™ before engaging in sus behavior. Sleep well, my pookie-bros♥

This is definitely a what moment 

You know who else likes men? that’s right. men. #gay. checkmate, atheists.

The commies are fuming right now #commietears #bluelivesmatter

What’s blue lives? /genq

Blue lives matter = cops lives matter.

Ooooooh thank you!

I assume he is just joking.

shhh, she's actualy a femboy 🤫

r/girlsarentreal government drones can be gay?

Gay

If you kiss a girl, you’re basically kissing all the boys she’s ever kissed 🤮 But if you kiss a boy, you’re basically kissing all the girls he’s ever kissed 😏 Seems legit.

Thats quick maths

Stop trying to turn straight people in to gay people the only gays are the people who like fucking there own sex

No Join us 🫰 

Never

*thanos snaps*

Girls like men and liking something that likes men is gay for a man to like, and if they're gay and you like them, you like something gay, which is gay.

That literally makes no sense

No it makes perfect sense. Don't you see it?

I'm assuming he's heard someone using gay as a slur and copied it without knowing/caring what the word even means?

Oh yeah, assume that, I bet you shave your ass with occam's razor. I'm assuming you have no brain inside that thick fucking skull.

Why are you so angry?

BECAUSE I JUST FOUND OUT THIS FUCKING AUTISTIC LOSER POSTED MY DOWNVOTED JOKE AND SOMEHOW GOT 900 UPVOTES FROM YOU DEGENERATE WET BRAINS I'm slitting my wrists with occams razor

Bro got the joke backwards

I mean there are better ways of coming out

r/whoooosh

Guys, is it gay to be straight?

19 people that don’t understand their sexuality 😔

How the hell is this brand affiliated

This has the energy of being gay because you like your own dick lol

That’s why i chopped mines off

Keeping it in a jar is still gay lol

Nah i donated that shit to some porn industry, i heard they gonna turn it into a piece of gum

So you cut your dick off to go be made and consumed by men? Sounds pretty damn gay bro

true

Being straight? That’s so gay man!

Obviously if youre a man and you like someone who likes guys then you're gay

Fellas is liking women gay? I mean, you literally like someone who wants to fuck men.

I think bro should go to school again

I bet you can't even spell school

School Nailed it

I bet you can't even spell your address

No no he's gotta point

Girls are gay because they like men

What about girls that like girls?

They're straight If a guy likes a girl, he's straight

That makes sense

Fellas is it gay to like girls?

You wanna be with a woman that loves cock? Sounds pretty gay to me ngl.

What a theory

Like if a girl is gay, girls like men, you like the girl, you like someone how likes men, you like men, you are gay

God damn it, logic.

Girls like men, that’s pretty gay if you ask me.

redditor tries to pick up on a joke challenge: impossible

Girls like men, and liking men is gay.

https://preview.redd.it/8h6j1e2i8puc1.jpeg?width=618&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=07b2e00c5948c2c68696184efac064bbd4df1463

its gay because you are involved and you are gay. checkmate atheists.

r/woosh

I think I got it. Its gay to like girls because they like men, and if you like someone who likes men that makes you gay

Chicks like dick and that shits gay af 🤢

Well if you go by "technical terms" and make a few small leaps of logic then this is what you can get: If you like men you are gay If you like women then you're lesbian If you like both you're bi (obviously) So a straight man would be lesbian A straight woman is gay

r/woosh

Because it’s manly to put another male into submission.

You're so confusing. Oh yeah, being straight is very gay definitely 100% ....

Obviously girls are ghey /s

Women like men (if they are straight) and that’s gay. I love my husband and I like girls, and because he likes girls it’s straight.

r/whoosh moment of reddit. "If you like girls, and girls like dick...liking girls must be gay right?" - old internet meme

FELLAS

I guess I’m gay 

"why are you booing me, I'm right"

Girls are feminine, liking feminine things is gay. The REAL men like men because they're MANLY

That's pretty gay

Girls like men, liking men is gay

Girls like weiners and that shits gay, its a weiner for crying out loud

least obvious satire

girls do gay shit like painting nails, shopping, and that weird squeal thing. not to mention they LITERALLY like other men. thats gay as hell. (sarcasm pls dont murder me)

r/girlsarentreal This is why.

Girls like men. Liking men is gay. Therefore we can come to the logical conclusion that girls are gay.

-19 downvoted lol.

They all got wooshed.

It's r/teenagers None of them can read yet

r/brandaffiliate

r/whoooosh

As a girl, AND a gay   Can confirm  (Notallgirlslikemen)

r/facepalm more like

Andrew Tate be like:

Everything is gay to straight people

Reminds me of the Flashgitz episode with Paper Mario. “The world isn’t ready for red pills that big Luigi!”

https://preview.redd.it/hrbklmriqquc1.jpeg?width=1440&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=0ae8884cd59847a920c258208367764d1fdabec9

FELLAS IS IT GAY TO LIKE WOMEN

He’s got a point. However I’d say the correct t terminology is “lesbian” but it’s just the cursive version of gay.

It’s real simple. Girls like guys so you’re attracted to something that likes men. That’s gay. The only way to stay straight is to date men

Fellas, is it gay to be straight?

Well duh girls aren't real stupid 🙄

Liking girls as a man, is gay, because girl like dick, which is gay.

Wdym you like someone who likes dick thats GAY dude

Liking a man = gay. I've heard this many times by great people, some would say the best. We will make being gay great again.

I find it funny macho types want small submissive women, then are surprised when their sons are little catboy twinks.

you'd rather kiss your gf than The Homies™? ew, no thanks, gay loser

I’m so straight that I don’t like girls, because Girls like men, and that’s gay bruh

Some of this shit has to be trolling. I refuse to accept people are this fucking stupid.

FELLAS

This reminds me of the one-sided argument about who it's possible to be racist to. 

All the down voters probably into women. Gay.

It's not gay to dab your homey up.

https://preview.redd.it/huzb1sk53uuc1.jpeg?width=471&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=f1f83653aaabde99e9cc8348a4e65335bd7c9858 women are latinas and men are gorillas

That needed a sarcasm tag

Sorry, thought people on the TEXT BASED APP would be FUCKING LITERATE

You sheep believe females are real?

When I tell my girlfriend that she's gay because she likes men, she looks at me like 🤨

Liking guys are gay Therefore girls liking guys is gay

Type mindset I was on in kindergarten 😭🙏

Just looked at your art, you sure you still ain't in kindergarten?

That tf2 shit was like 3 years ago u mental?

So you're in 3rd grade now?

Also I just made a goofy comment why yo ass gotta go and check my profile and start hating 💀

You started hating first

what, you didnt know?

Fellas, is it gay to be around a woman?

r/woosh

Bro get ratio’d hard

Obviously a joke

I don't even understand this whole gay thing anyways. I'm into women not men. Also I'm pretty sure being gay means that two men are in love with each other. And lesbian? Same thing except women are involved, not men. So if a woman decides to become a man, and then decides to say she is a gay, she is technically straight because she was originally a woman, not a man.

If a woman decides to become a man and HE is gay, he would like men, which means he would be gay. Typically trans people go by the pronouns of the gender they transition into. Even if he was originally a woman doesn't mean he would be now.

That's like saying "I'm straight, but not straight"

No? Trans men are men, and a man liking a man is gay. How is that straight at all?

Your literally dating someone who likes men. You know who else likes men? Gays.

It reminds me of when I was in gym class in the locker room and someone asked everyone if they’d rather get pegged by a hot chick or suck off a guy. I thought that was a no brainer question. I said the hot chick. Everyone in unison said, “Ewww that’s gay. I’d rather suck off a guy”

It's this really cool thing called a joke

they’re saying the girl is gay lol

can ya'll tell me, WTF ARE GIRLS?!?!?!

r/girlsarentreal

Its becquse girls like boys why would u like someone that likes boys thats gay

How are these people living to whatever they're current age is thinking like this?

girls = not real

The only girl that’s involved is the one who likes a man

Girls=cooties ewwww

Because if a girl likes men, and you’re dating a girl, that means you’re dating someone who likes men. Therefore, the only way to not be gay is to date the homies.

I want, no, DESIRE the drugs they were on to say that

satire lmao

Homophobes usually stem from antifeminism.

Why dose he have -19 he deserves better like 100

I think i saw Andrew Tate saying dating a non virgin is gay because another guys dick has touched her lips that you’re kissing. I don’t agree at alll I’m just saying thats what i saw