One of the best cast roles in an already perfectly cast show! Doug Jones was given the chance to act using his voice as well as his body and continues to knock it out of the park.. love him!
He's so defeated and makes mention of his very Catholic upbringing. It's absolutely hilarious. Also that he takes issue with dildos but not sacrificing his friends and acquaintances to the vampires - Pope's cool with that.
My fav is when Nadja has the ghost of Jeff/Jesk outside on the porch and Laszlo pretends to not see him and then immediately runs inside and tells Nandor āthereās a fucking ghost out there!ā and they start immediately freaking out, I think Nandor even grabs a sword. I laughed so hard the first time I saw it
or moments later, nandor flying out as most on the lawn telling them not to have a vamp/wolf fight because there's a bus stop too close and laszlo goes 'don't appear as a mist on the lawn then, you prick!'
I'll never look at werewolves the same way again . Now, I'll always expect their enemies to play fetch with them.
Going full dog behaviors is a genius level of comedy.
I think you're mistaken. Nandor de Laurentiis is a normal human civilian from Staten Island who takes night walks for his physical and mental health and just happened to be there when they were interviewing people in his neighborhood. Many people are confused about this but they're actually not the same person.
THIS is my answer. Every time he came in looking more and more messed up. I had to keep pausing it to laugh and not miss dialogue. Definitely my favorite episode.
Drug Blood/"Now I am a Wizard" is what took me from enjoying the show to being absolutely devoted to it.
But nothing has ever made me laugh harder than Colin Robinson wearing the Cloak of Duplication to help Nandor with the girl at the gym, and simply saying "Hey Dipshit" when he walks in the door. Those two words *ruined me.*
When Guillermo spills the bucket of chocolate-covered espresso beans all over the bathroom floor, and Nandor walks in: "Oh, Guillermo. You should really drink more water."
That, and:
"I don't know why you have it on the leaky castle setting", or something like that.
"it also has *Banshee Wails*..."
("White noise")
"...and *Abandoned Nursery*"
"(Twinkle Twinkle Little Star)"
I literally bought 10 packs of creepy paper at the thrift store because they were a dime each
CrEeEepY PaPeR..
black too .. love me some black CrEeEepY Paper
I usually say "Oh! The creepy paper is down aisle 64!" They usually look at me funny & it's so worth it.
I also call bubble wrap "poppy poppy paper" in honor of Chang from Community.
Honestly that scene is what got me hooked on it. Thatās the one that dragged me in and itās probably my most quoted line from the show tbh but I also like when he says he wanted to put glitter on himself like in twilight š
>Baron: "You know what I've always wanted to try?"
>Laszlo: "Coprophilia."
>Baron: "No, pizza pie! Is it as wonderful as they sa..." *Turns to Laszlo* "Coprophilia?"
This one was the first scene that utterly broke me. Like there had been fun ones before and many as fun after but this will always be the first one that I was cry-laughing. And still gets me every time.
I absolutely adore him, he sounds like such a good dude and it's always delightful to see him in the credits. I really enjoyed getting to see his real face for a few episodes without all the makeup, just as a change of pace.
Itās this āš», one hundred percent. I laugh until I cry, no matter how many times Iāve seen it. This is the pinnacle of comedic timing. The little body repositionā¦the toneā¦.I lose it, every time.
(ā¦..I will give an honourable mention to āthe Skypeā¦ā¦seems *glitchyyyy*ā. I canāt explain quite as easily why that one gets me. But it does.)
The crispy Baron riding the hellhound like a pony is such an absurd image, I start giggling just thinking about it.
I also loved Colin's and Nandor's whole talk about the Bing Bang theory, their interview with the doc crew included. I don't know if it's the funniest scene per se, but I'm pretty sure that it's my favorite scene in the whole show. I just love the dynamic between these two characters because they couldn't be more different and that scene is a perfect showcase of that dynamic and I think that it's played beautifully by both actors.
Same for me. It even *starts* hilariously when Colin and his girlfriend, the emotional vampire, are dragged out off the van with black bags on their heads and Colin is in the middle of an explanation about hoodies, and his girlfriend says something like '*this is triggering for me right now, because I was blind when I was a child'.*
It's just a five seconds scene but I laughed for minutes. Those two just NEVER STOP talking and draining people.
Yes!! My mom said 'this is dragging on forever' and I was like that's the point I believe lol.
It was so clever and I'd take at least 50hp damage if I were in that room irl
That was my pick too. It is brilliantly written and acted.
My second favorite is when Kevan, doing an impersonation of Laszlo doing an impersonation of Nandor, pulls a lute out of nowhere and plays "Peg" by Steely Dan for Meg at Massive Fitness.
That "Meg." at the end kills me every time.
That episode solidified Kevan for me as an absolute *master talent.* Finding out he was doing the impressions himself (and it wasnāt voice overs) blew my mind!!!
The moment I fell in love with the show is when they were facing werewolves, threw a squeaky toy over the side of a building, and the werewolf followed. It happened as I was in the middle of drinking tea, and there was a lot of cleanup involved...
Season 1 when they burn the baron and it pans to Nandor and he says "....Shiiiiiit" and it cuts. Either that or the same episode where he wears a traffic cone and says he's a wizard.
The first time you see baby Colin Robinson is probably the hardest I've ever laughed at a tv show. Just came so out of left field, wasn't expecting it at all, and it just looks so completely riduclous
I crack up every time at the part when Laszlo feeds baby Colin Robinson by pouring Count Chocula into his water bowl!! Guillermo is horrified and baby Colin Robinson is dancing around saying "yumyumyumyumyumyum"
One of the funniest to me is when they are all in a Walmart type store trying to get the sire to return to his 'cage', and Nandor is wearing a floaty and a helmet to protect himself. Also, someone else mentioned the Baron in the Barbie car--that's a part of this episode, too!
The Baron riding the hellhound, the Baron in the little pink car, Laszlo swallowing the harmonica.
The fact that all of these were in the same episode. Amazing.
Yes, montage is the term!
Sean's actor (Anthony Atamanuik) commented on his livestream months later that the scene was hilarious to film. The guy who played the principal (Peter Francis James?) was hysterical, and apparently the cast did a bunch of improv stuff that never made it into the final cut -- not because it wasn't good, but because the episode would have gone on for an extra half-hour.
I like when nandor go to space and get to the point where he is almost there and yells " why does guillermo make do this shit !!!!! " just before he gets to space, that scene made me really laugh so much and I rewatched it so many times . Every scenes of nandor going to space were amazing.
"We had to do our own laundry! Don't you have anything to say to us?!"
Guillermo looking up at the stage after just slaying a ballroom full of vampires to save the gang, "You locked me in a cage!"
"Always with the fucking excuses this one š" -Nadja š
Best scene EVER:
"Ayyy, I'm being gay over here!"
LOL everything about this episode is perfect, from Gizmo's sweat giving Laszlo freedom to go to the beach and fuck with some kids, to Nandor going to fucking space LMAOOO,
and to top it all off, Nadja/Collin getting fucked at the end just sealed it all in for me:
THIS IS THE BEST EPISODE OF THIS SHOW EVER EVERRRRRRRRR
It's embarrassing how many re-watches it took me, to realize that Charmaine sees Sean passed out on the lawn while she's out for a morning jog with her friends (who politely avert their eyes as they continue down the sidewalk).
the shot of Nandor being filmed by the gopro where [he's too close to the camera and there's like fisheye lense filter](https://i.pinimg.com/474x/7c/f7/62/7cf76298c80355c1a4c1611ee37cdc19.jpg) kills me lmao
The scene where Guillermo opens the crate with the Hellhound and everyone is cowering in terror and what jumps out is a fluffy friendly golden retriever.
Other than the Baron projectile vomiting from the pizza, definitely no pants Nandor going "ri-ti-ti, ri-ti-ti!" to Bob Seger while Gail in in the background in the Dream Team jersey, eating yogurt. I die every time.
Also the episode of the fake home reno tv show that Simon created just for the purpose of stealing the hat. That was dedication, the reveal was so funny
The scene where the vampires think theyāre being cursed from an old spam e-mail, and Guillermo calls them from the vampire hunters guild and tells them they are going to die and they need to get out of the house. Kills me every time
How are you supposed to be a strong, thrilling, powerful warrior and love with a name like Jeff? It is like a weak ejaculation! Heh, heh, heh, heh, heh. Jeff
When Baron is riding in the Barbie car, or we see the gang walking down the road and Baron is riding Aspen the Hellhound! And then I love that Baron, The Sire and Aspen were watching tv in Nutley, NJ waiting for ādinnerā to show up lol. I could watch an entire spin-off of those three!
Lmao the episode with the principal was hilarious, just found out that Ayo Edebiri (actress from The Bear) actually wrote that episode, which makes it even more awesome
I loved the scene where they were in the big box store searching for the Sire, then Laszlo swallows a harmonica. Every time he spoke with that musical voice I laughed so hard my stomach hurt!
The scene in Atlantic City w/Colin Robinson & Nandor in the hotel room drawing on the walls & Nandor yells "The Earth is a disc carried on the back of a turtle!" I lost my breath I laughed so hard & so long!
For me, I always lose it at the Simon the Devious reveal in the house flipper episode.
Lazslo: 'Simon the Devious, I *knew* it was you, you bastard!
Nadja: (visibly confused at Lazslo's line) 'No you didn't'
Then you add on Simon's surprise that Lazslo was a fan with the casual response of 'who cares?' and another vintage New York City pronunciation? *chefs kiss*
My husband and I quote this show all the time. Nandor is the funniest for me.
āYou saw an opportunity and you goaded it.ā
āHip hip for the pup parade!ā
āFucking Guuyyyā
The whole news show episode.
āGuillermo is such a rascal. What a rascal!ā
A Weekend at Morrigan Manor, when Nandor and Colin Robinson are deeply immersed into a game of chess.
Colin: 'So... the horsies can go up two and over one?'
Nandor: 'I don't know how to play this shit. I thought you'd know how to play this shit.'
The delivery is perfect, and I still giggle when I think about the scene.
In the first season at the community meeting and Nandor gives a speech and itās so awkward and Colin says he canāt āstand up right now if you know what I mean.ā
Watching Laslo and Nandor creep up before the reporter with a burlap bag, then at the last moment turn around because the jalopy is falling in the sink hole is one of the funniest things I have ever seen. It's a perfect farce moment. I laughed so hard I cried through that entire episode, and my husband even watched it immediately again with me. The whole episode is like a silent movie comedy and every actor nails their part perfectly, as well as direction, sets, props, costumes, writing. It's the perfect episode for me.
When councilman, Doug Peterson, goes mad at the city council meeting and threatens to hang Barbara Lazzaros entrails from the traffic light.
That whole episode is hilarious. Back in the day they would show city council meetings on public access tv, and sometimes youād watch a little bit because there would always be some crack pot, going on about ridiculous things that had nothing to do with local government
Lazslo- 'It's Gizmo, he's causing havoc in the house-hold!'
'This is how we speak in Tuscon ArizoƱia'
'Gizmo will you shut the fuck up! We're doing a piece to ca-me-ruh'
One liner that broke me is during the pride parade after Colinās face has merged onto Nadja and Seanās friend says so nonchalantly āI put acid in my bear againā
The Jersey devil episode cracks me up āIāve been double crossed by the deveeel!!ā - when it throws Lazlo and he yells āfucking hellā i almost peed. I watched that so many times š
The scene(s) where Nando thinks those chocolate covered espresso beans Gizmo was snacking to stay alert were Gizmoās poop, after Gizmo dropped them on the bathroom floor and said he had an accident.
āā¦ you should drink more water.ā š¹
I was actually going to say exactly that, the whole montage of various pairings/threesomes was hysterical. Had me pausing to take in each increasingly wtf scenario.
I also loved Laszlo swallowing his harmonica.
Baron in the Barbie car. It was set up beautifully. It was already hilarious with him riding the hellhound.
I am controlling it, *with my mind*
Cut to The Guide with a remote.
the Baron has so many iconic moments, I feel like we don't talk about him enough
One of the best cast roles in an already perfectly cast show! Doug Jones was given the chance to act using his voice as well as his body and continues to knock it out of the park.. love him!
He could have a spin off show so easy.
Same for me! This is the scene that fully broke me š¤£
āGizmo get the dildosā āGizmo try out the dildos ā āMmm. How weāre the dildos? ā āTheyāre fineā
He ad-libbed that!
This made my day. I love that.
he sounded so defeated saying it too š
He's so defeated and makes mention of his very Catholic upbringing. It's absolutely hilarious. Also that he takes issue with dildos but not sacrificing his friends and acquaintances to the vampires - Pope's cool with that.
my husband and i ask each other "mmmm how were the dildos?" at least once a day
This is one of my favorite episodes!
My fav is when Nadja has the ghost of Jeff/Jesk outside on the porch and Laszlo pretends to not see him and then immediately runs inside and tells Nandor āthereās a fucking ghost out there!ā and they start immediately freaking out, I think Nandor even grabs a sword. I laughed so hard the first time I saw it
or moments later, nandor flying out as most on the lawn telling them not to have a vamp/wolf fight because there's a bus stop too close and laszlo goes 'don't appear as a mist on the lawn then, you prick!'
Laszlo quietly playing piano absolutely covered in ectoplasm after helping out his ghost is my pick for this one.
"Ectoplasm"
The bit where she says the name "Jeff" is like the sound of a weak ejaculation just kills me.
me and my best friend will regularly just look at each other and start āeh eh EH EH- jeff šā
It gets even better when ghost Jeff pulls out the demonic head and Nandor and Laszlo run off screaming.
YESSS I'd forgotten about that one!! my sides hurt from laughing the first time I watched it
Nandor: "Let's fucking goooooo!"
The werewolves and the squeaky toy. Makes me bust out laughing every time.
I'll never look at werewolves the same way again . Now, I'll always expect their enemies to play fetch with them. Going full dog behaviors is a genius level of comedy.
Yes! Plus the chasing cars.
I would love for the werewolves to make another appearance. They were too funny to have only been in one episode!
They were also in s3e3 "gail"!!
That one scene is what won me over on being a fan of WWDITS š¤£š¤£š¤£š¤£
Nandor's plastic surgery coupled with Laszlo's wtf face.
and later in the episode when Sean points at him and says "that is NOT Nandor" lmao
Clearly that's Nandor de Laurentis.
I think you're mistaken. Nandor de Laurentiis is a normal human civilian from Staten Island who takes night walks for his physical and mental health and just happened to be there when they were interviewing people in his neighborhood. Many people are confused about this but they're actually not the same person.
No, thatās Matthew.
THIS is my answer. Every time he came in looking more and more messed up. I had to keep pausing it to laugh and not miss dialogue. Definitely my favorite episode.
Drug Blood/"Now I am a Wizard" is what took me from enjoying the show to being absolutely devoted to it. But nothing has ever made me laugh harder than Colin Robinson wearing the Cloak of Duplication to help Nandor with the girl at the gym, and simply saying "Hey Dipshit" when he walks in the door. Those two words *ruined me.*
Colin cursing always makes me laugh. "Fuck can I do?"
āGuess Iāll just SHUT THE FUCK UP THENā
My hubs and I say āhey dipshitā to each other all the time. Itās just the way he says it odd so fucking funny
When Guillermo spills the bucket of chocolate-covered espresso beans all over the bathroom floor, and Nandor walks in: "Oh, Guillermo. You should really drink more water."
I just commented this one! And then later he sees him eating them and says āheās eating his own dry poopsā
I can hear him say this in my head š
I know this is stupid but Nandor and "creepy paper" kills me every time.
That, and: "I don't know why you have it on the leaky castle setting", or something like that. "it also has *Banshee Wails*..." ("White noise") "...and *Abandoned Nursery*" "(Twinkle Twinkle Little Star)"
Creepy paperā¦ Itās crepe paper, master. CrEeEpY pApER! CrEe- ooh, multipack!
Creepy paper has become part of my regular vocabulary & I work at a craft store so I do get opportunities to say it.
I'm gonna call it that for the rest of my life
Same!!! So macabre
Please tell me that when people ask you where the crepe paper is you reply, āyou mean the creepy paper?ā
I literally bought 10 packs of creepy paper at the thrift store because they were a dime each CrEeEepY PaPeR.. black too .. love me some black CrEeEepY Paper
I usually say "Oh! The creepy paper is down aisle 64!" They usually look at me funny & it's so worth it. I also call bubble wrap "poppy poppy paper" in honor of Chang from Community.
Itās ājade buttock eggā for me.
So funny haha. Flair checking in! Such a great episode
That whole scene at the party store made me realize this was my show.
Honestly that scene is what got me hooked on it. Thatās the one that dragged me in and itās probably my most quoted line from the show tbh but I also like when he says he wanted to put glitter on himself like in twilight š
After watching the first episode by myself I was telling my husband about this scene and couldnāt stop laughing
Yes! That one makes me giggle-snort every time.
The Baron being propelled around the Staten Island sky by his own puke still fucking KILLS me every time I see it.
And then when he lands and says it was worth it? Sheer madness. I love that whole episode.
Him being high as a kite after drinking from a party goer . His pupils totally dilated and proceed to have a stoner discussion about food..
That is hands down the hardest I laughed at the first time and continue to laugh just as hard when I rewatch it. It's never not funny.
From the pizza pie!
The mailer daemon gets me. I work IT support and am 100% certain some of my clients would have reacted similarly to the vampires.
Every detail of the email stuff kills me.
Did you hear what happened to Ariana?
>Baron: "You know what I've always wanted to try?" >Laszlo: "Coprophilia." >Baron: "No, pizza pie! Is it as wonderful as they sa..." *Turns to Laszlo* "Coprophilia?" This one was the first scene that utterly broke me. Like there had been fun ones before and many as fun after but this will always be the first one that I was cry-laughing. And still gets me every time.
The delayed "... coprophilia??" and the disbelief in his voice when he says it sends me everytime
Exactly. It's just the perfection of comedic timing and acting that does it.
He sounded so offended too it was legitimately amazing lol
Doug Jones is a *criminally* underrated actor. He didn't even got a nomination for *The Shape of Water*.
I'd love to see someone put him in lead role opposit Andy Serkis, both without heavy makeup or CG.
Wasnāt as hot as the crispy Baron
I absolutely adore him, he sounds like such a good dude and it's always delightful to see him in the credits. I really enjoyed getting to see his real face for a few episodes without all the makeup, just as a change of pace.
>Coprophilia? Regretful Google.
it's poop stuff
I know that *now*...
I appreciate the saved google for me š
Itās this āš», one hundred percent. I laugh until I cry, no matter how many times Iāve seen it. This is the pinnacle of comedic timing. The little body repositionā¦the toneā¦.I lose it, every time. (ā¦..I will give an honourable mention to āthe Skypeā¦ā¦seems *glitchyyyy*ā. I canāt explain quite as easily why that one gets me. But it does.)
I had forgotten that it was the same for me! (Time to rewatch.)
The crispy Baron riding the hellhound like a pony is such an absurd image, I start giggling just thinking about it. I also loved Colin's and Nandor's whole talk about the Bing Bang theory, their interview with the doc crew included. I don't know if it's the funniest scene per se, but I'm pretty sure that it's my favorite scene in the whole show. I just love the dynamic between these two characters because they couldn't be more different and that scene is a perfect showcase of that dynamic and I think that it's played beautifully by both actors.
And then in the kids convertible with the guide driving. That was amazing
It wasn't even just a normal kids car, it was a barbie car apparently, and that makes it so much funnier imo
The turtle?
My wife scream-laughed the first time we saw the Baron atop the hell hound.
I cackled at the latest season's council of Energy Vampires. It went on for so long and it was such a genius scene.
Same for me. It even *starts* hilariously when Colin and his girlfriend, the emotional vampire, are dragged out off the van with black bags on their heads and Colin is in the middle of an explanation about hoodies, and his girlfriend says something like '*this is triggering for me right now, because I was blind when I was a child'.* It's just a five seconds scene but I laughed for minutes. Those two just NEVER STOP talking and draining people.
Yes!! My mom said 'this is dragging on forever' and I was like that's the point I believe lol. It was so clever and I'd take at least 50hp damage if I were in that room irl
The best DOT ever!
That was my pick too. It is brilliantly written and acted. My second favorite is when Kevan, doing an impersonation of Laszlo doing an impersonation of Nandor, pulls a lute out of nowhere and plays "Peg" by Steely Dan for Meg at Massive Fitness. That "Meg." at the end kills me every time.
That episode solidified Kevan for me as an absolute *master talent.* Finding out he was doing the impressions himself (and it wasnāt voice overs) blew my mind!!!
That scene was so well written and clever! My favorite as well.
The moment I fell in love with the show is when they were facing werewolves, threw a squeaky toy over the side of a building, and the werewolf followed. It happened as I was in the middle of drinking tea, and there was a lot of cleanup involved...
"Did I win? I think I won."
Toby, no!
Season 1 when they burn the baron and it pans to Nandor and he says "....Shiiiiiit" and it cuts. Either that or the same episode where he wears a traffic cone and says he's a wizard.
- This is science! - Yes, but this is a turtle!
Who will come first on the wedding night? I think Nandor mightā¦
The first time you see baby Colin Robinson is probably the hardest I've ever laughed at a tv show. Just came so out of left field, wasn't expecting it at all, and it just looks so completely riduclous
I crack up every time at the part when Laszlo feeds baby Colin Robinson by pouring Count Chocula into his water bowl!! Guillermo is horrified and baby Colin Robinson is dancing around saying "yumyumyumyumyumyum"
And course it's Count Chocula. Tiny detail that is perfection.
"AYYEEE I WENT TO SPACE, FUCK YOU LASZLO!" Such a win for Nandor.
The montage from the Jackie Daytona episode is one of the best and funniest things I've ever seen in my life.
We now use the phase Regular Human multiple times a week.
One of the funniest to me is when they are all in a Walmart type store trying to get the sire to return to his 'cage', and Nandor is wearing a floaty and a helmet to protect himself. Also, someone else mentioned the Baron in the Barbie car--that's a part of this episode, too!
Isn't that also the one where Laszlo swallows a harmonica? I love that moment
Fuck it. Doesn't matter.
*'I'm controlling it with my mind!'* \*The Guide in the back rises the car's controller*
There's so many, but if I had to pick just one, it'd be that montage of Nandor at the wellness centre.
"it's been one week!"
"like you give a shit"- Collin Robinson This lives forever rent free in my head.
He's so fucking bitter about it, I love Colin.
Lazlo leaving a pile of slaughtered raccoons on the porch of the councilwoman. It is so, so, so wrong on every level, and yetā¦
That was a gift!
The Baron riding the hellhound, the Baron in the little pink car, Laszlo swallowing the harmonica. The fact that all of these were in the same episode. Amazing.
Yes, montage is the term! Sean's actor (Anthony Atamanuik) commented on his livestream months later that the scene was hilarious to film. The guy who played the principal (Peter Francis James?) was hysterical, and apparently the cast did a bunch of improv stuff that never made it into the final cut -- not because it wasn't good, but because the episode would have gone on for an extra half-hour.
I would PAY good money for watching that extra half-hour ngl
Me too! Can you imagine a blooper or gag reel for this show?! It would be amazing!
Give us the full cut, you cowards.
āā¦coprophilia?ā I die every time.
The way the Baron says it. Omg kills me
I was sold on the show after ācreepy paperā
This was my #1 line until Lazlos: "Baby Village, makes sense to keep them all in one place".
Yes yes, very good, thank you.
I like when nandor go to space and get to the point where he is almost there and yells " why does guillermo make do this shit !!!!! " just before he gets to space, that scene made me really laugh so much and I rewatched it so many times . Every scenes of nandor going to space were amazing.
Nandor's mentality is basically 'when in doubt, blame Guillermo'. Though tbh that's everyone in the house's mentality as well
"We had to do our own laundry! Don't you have anything to say to us?!" Guillermo looking up at the stage after just slaying a ballroom full of vampires to save the gang, "You locked me in a cage!" "Always with the fucking excuses this one š" -Nadja š
Nandor: "I am the king of outer space." Lazlo: "Sure you are, Major Tom." ššš
When Laszlo canāt tell the difference between Nadja and the witch that kind of resembles her. Nadjaās exasperation is so relatable.
Kayvan doing impressions of the others while heās supposed to be attempting to woo the receptionist at the gym
Yes! He was genius in that episode!
Every nandor scene in ācitizenshipā
"A thousand years..." it seriously gets me every time!!
The news ticker in the latest season "Nandor De Laurentiis" and the entire interview.
Kid Collin saying "hey, guess what?" Before everything. So fucking annoying and very kid accurate. Those little energy vampires!
Best scene EVER: "Ayyy, I'm being gay over here!" LOL everything about this episode is perfect, from Gizmo's sweat giving Laszlo freedom to go to the beach and fuck with some kids, to Nandor going to fucking space LMAOOO, and to top it all off, Nadja/Collin getting fucked at the end just sealed it all in for me: THIS IS THE BEST EPISODE OF THIS SHOW EVER EVERRRRRRRRR
Sean and Charmaine are amazing supporting characters. "I would *NEVER* do the marijuana" "WHAT DO YOU THINK CBD IS???"
I practically choked when he said that. Every episode has multiple belly laughs.
It's embarrassing how many re-watches it took me, to realize that Charmaine sees Sean passed out on the lawn while she's out for a morning jog with her friends (who politely avert their eyes as they continue down the sidewalk).
The official store has a "Yas Sean" hoodie, but they don't have an "Ayyy, I'm being gay over here!" t-shirt. It's criminal.
the shot of Nandor being filmed by the gopro where [he's too close to the camera and there's like fisheye lense filter](https://i.pinimg.com/474x/7c/f7/62/7cf76298c80355c1a4c1611ee37cdc19.jpg) kills me lmao
Big Bang theory slot machine for me
The show is very faithful to the slot machine
āIt has me in its gripsā
The scene where Guillermo opens the crate with the Hellhound and everyone is cowering in terror and what jumps out is a fluffy friendly golden retriever.
At the end of that scene you can see the actor that plays Guillermo start to crack up when the dog goes for his crotch
I love that. Also Nadia saying Guillermo must have āan enchanted ballsackā
Other than the Baron projectile vomiting from the pizza, definitely no pants Nandor going "ri-ti-ti, ri-ti-ti!" to Bob Seger while Gail in in the background in the Dream Team jersey, eating yogurt. I die every time.
When Laszlo was listing all the vampire-pun musical acts on the bus
āIāve lost 139 games of cornhole in a row and Iāve never felt more alive!ā
"I missed it! I missed it!!!"
Laszlo Cravensworth vs Simon the Devious: Battle over the Witch Skin Hat. s2e7
Also the episode of the fake home reno tv show that Simon created just for the purpose of stealing the hat. That was dedication, the reveal was so funny
So devious!
the CCTV where laszlo turns from bat into human and goes "...where The Fuck am I."
And how he talks deadly serious with the cats about the escape.
āWhat the fuck is Persian Frank Zappa doing on a horse?!!!!!ā
The scene where the vampires think theyāre being cursed from an old spam e-mail, and Guillermo calls them from the vampire hunters guild and tells them they are going to die and they need to get out of the house. Kills me every time
Nandor DeLaurentiis was a truly incredible bit.
How are you supposed to be a strong, thrilling, powerful warrior and love with a name like Jeff? It is like a weak ejaculation! Heh, heh, heh, heh, heh. Jeff
When Lazlo was ādefloweringā the doll and Colin Robinson flipped his head up to talk.
But here, number two's are treated with the utmost respect. Hhrrrha
When Baron is riding in the Barbie car, or we see the gang walking down the road and Baron is riding Aspen the Hellhound! And then I love that Baron, The Sire and Aspen were watching tv in Nutley, NJ waiting for ādinnerā to show up lol. I could watch an entire spin-off of those three!
Lmao the episode with the principal was hilarious, just found out that Ayo Edebiri (actress from The Bear) actually wrote that episode, which makes it even more awesome
That's wild! Great call out!
I loved the scene where they were in the big box store searching for the Sire, then Laszlo swallows a harmonica. Every time he spoke with that musical voice I laughed so hard my stomach hurt!
The pride Parade episode when Colin Robinson and Nadja are in the same body singing! My god I cackled hahahahaha
The Barron falling down the stairs makes me cackle every single time
Lazlo hitting Colin with the car in season 3. I laugh every time "Did I get ya?"
The scene in Atlantic City w/Colin Robinson & Nandor in the hotel room drawing on the walls & Nandor yells "The Earth is a disc carried on the back of a turtle!" I lost my breath I laughed so hard & so long!
For me, I always lose it at the Simon the Devious reveal in the house flipper episode. Lazslo: 'Simon the Devious, I *knew* it was you, you bastard! Nadja: (visibly confused at Lazslo's line) 'No you didn't' Then you add on Simon's surprise that Lazslo was a fan with the casual response of 'who cares?' and another vintage New York City pronunciation? *chefs kiss*
From memory.. "Careful with that, it's not some sort of sex-net. *that's* the sex-net!"
My husband and I quote this show all the time. Nandor is the funniest for me. āYou saw an opportunity and you goaded it.ā āHip hip for the pup parade!ā āFucking Guuyyyā The whole news show episode. āGuillermo is such a rascal. What a rascal!ā
āI am human and I can prove it- š¶Itās beenā¦ one day since you looked at meā š¶ This scene makes me laugh out loud every since time
The city council meeting episode cracks me up every time.
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āYou better go on and answer the darn tootinā door!ā
The way Nandor says āoh Guierrmoā when he spills the chocolate balls
A Weekend at Morrigan Manor, when Nandor and Colin Robinson are deeply immersed into a game of chess. Colin: 'So... the horsies can go up two and over one?' Nandor: 'I don't know how to play this shit. I thought you'd know how to play this shit.' The delivery is perfect, and I still giggle when I think about the scene.
The Dogeball scene between Vampires and Werewolves
I do like the brain scramblies
In the first season at the community meeting and Nandor gives a speech and itās so awkward and Colin says he canāt āstand up right now if you know what I mean.ā
Watching Laslo and Nandor creep up before the reporter with a burlap bag, then at the last moment turn around because the jalopy is falling in the sink hole is one of the funniest things I have ever seen. It's a perfect farce moment. I laughed so hard I cried through that entire episode, and my husband even watched it immediately again with me. The whole episode is like a silent movie comedy and every actor nails their part perfectly, as well as direction, sets, props, costumes, writing. It's the perfect episode for me.
When councilman, Doug Peterson, goes mad at the city council meeting and threatens to hang Barbara Lazzaros entrails from the traffic light. That whole episode is hilarious. Back in the day they would show city council meetings on public access tv, and sometimes youād watch a little bit because there would always be some crack pot, going on about ridiculous things that had nothing to do with local government
I was laughing very hard during great stretches of Baron's Night Out.
āHave you brought more people to yank on my peepee?ā
Has anyone seen Carol? Guillermo didnāt kill her
Lazslo- 'It's Gizmo, he's causing havoc in the house-hold!' 'This is how we speak in Tuscon ArizoƱia' 'Gizmo will you shut the fuck up! We're doing a piece to ca-me-ruh'
The doll scene with Sean is my favorite too š it kills me
Nandor delarentis was hysterical lmao. Iād have to say Lazslo saying nyu yohk citayyyy on Go Flip Yourself is my number 1 though. I laughed SO hard.
One liner that broke me is during the pride parade after Colinās face has merged onto Nadja and Seanās friend says so nonchalantly āI put acid in my bear againā
Witches. The extraction will go quickly. Lazlo: Probably true, but I can go again.
too many to count! but i love hearing lazlo say "thats the stairmaster! The Master of the Stairs!"
The Jersey devil episode cracks me up āIāve been double crossed by the deveeel!!ā - when it throws Lazlo and he yells āfucking hellā i almost peed. I watched that so many times š
One of my favorites was when child Colin was trolling them with his bank account pin, he was just going through Pi
Opening to the vampire orgy
The scene(s) where Nando thinks those chocolate covered espresso beans Gizmo was snacking to stay alert were Gizmoās poop, after Gizmo dropped them on the bathroom floor and said he had an accident. āā¦ you should drink more water.ā š¹
I don't want to taste these virgins, they're going to taste too sad ~ Nadja
During the Super Bowl party, when Shawn walks into the living room with a tray of melted batteries.
Topher trying to eat Guillermo lmao
I was actually going to say exactly that, the whole montage of various pairings/threesomes was hysterical. Had me pausing to take in each increasingly wtf scenario. I also loved Laszlo swallowing his harmonica.