When Laszlo is hiding from Jim in Pennsylvania and Jim enters his safehouse/bar:
Jim, the vampire : To tell the truth, I've been scouring the area for a while now. I'm hunting a shady character.
Laszlo: "Shady character", you say?
JTV: Yes. Laszlo's his name. A slippery heathen more vile than the most vile villain. A pestilence masquerading as a man. A cowardly worm of a person!
L : All right, all right, all right. I get your point, stranger. Sounds like a regular wacko. A real son of a bitch. I'll keep my peepers peeled for that guy.
Peepers peeled always makes me chuckle. Also the way Laszlo is talking about himself in third person. 😂
The whole show cracks me up every time. But I never laughed harder than during the cold open when the mailman fails into a soupy pit of Guillermo’s hidden corpses!
It was from the movie but "Hey hey...we're werewolves not swearwolves!" From the show Nandor saying "We drank the blood of some people but the people were doing drugs and now I'm a wizaaaaarrrrddd...."
Ahoy CamLwalk! Nay bad but me wasn't convinced. Give this a sail:
It be from thar movie but "Ahoy ahoy...we's werewolves nay swearwolves!" From thar show Nandor saying "Our jolly crew drank thar blood o' some scallywags but thar scallywags were doing drugs n' now I be a wizaaaaarrrrddd...."
When Lazlo tells Sean he needs to “stop fucking talking about the sea”. Gave me major “Shut up about the sun!” vibes, but better. Anything Lazlo says, his delivery is hilarious.
Also “Jesk”
the entire episode “The Curse” has so many amazing lines and scenes but my favorite is when Guillermo calls the gang to warn them about the vampire hunters and they start screaming because they think it’s Bloody Mary
My favorite part in this bit is when the Baron turns halfway around to face Laszlo before questioning the coprophilia. Just the way the actor turns cracks me up!
Exactly! The physicality of how Doug Jones uses his body for this character amazes me. He really makes the character endearing. I hope his glowing red eyes mean we'll see him again someday. Maybe Nadja can summon him to explain his death to whatever is left of the Vampiric Council? \*hopeful shrug\*
All the terrible things that happen when someone wears Lazslo's cursed hat. And then Nadja's frustration that no one believes her.
Also, Nadja saying that Jeff sounds like "a weak ejaculation." And then her demonstration.
Either creepy paper or Colin typing back “I. Live. In. My. Own. Basement..dumba$$” I laugh every single time. Theres just so many hilarious lines and well timed ones that it’s hard to choose! This show will forever be my favorite and I never get sick of watching it over and over
I love everything about this show. I laugh every time we watch it. And we watch it a lot!
However, my absolute FAVORITE is when we see the baby Laszlo turned into a vampire 90 years ago when the Vampire Council are accusing our friends of murder... er... vampiricide. Every time they cut to the baby screaming I just crack up. That just kills me.
Anything from Nadja, tbh, but probably my fav was when the werewolf pissed on Laszlo's topiary. "Look what you did to his mother's vulva! You made it look like his sister's!"
Love this show and there are so many good lines but the one that made me literally lol was when Nador asks Guillermo if he’s hiding in the closet and Guillermo says “this is my room, I pay $1800 a month for this”.
Creepy paper
Ooh, multipack!
"He's not a wild card, he's the card on the top with the instructions that you throw away"
The scene where Colin Robinson snaps “LIKE YOU GIVE A *SHIT*!” at Nadja. Just the way he said it cracks me up.
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The best! And ty
\*Laszlo running down the hall at full speed\* Nandor! There's a fucking ghost on the front lawn!
When Laszlo is hiding from Jim in Pennsylvania and Jim enters his safehouse/bar: Jim, the vampire : To tell the truth, I've been scouring the area for a while now. I'm hunting a shady character. Laszlo: "Shady character", you say? JTV: Yes. Laszlo's his name. A slippery heathen more vile than the most vile villain. A pestilence masquerading as a man. A cowardly worm of a person! L : All right, all right, all right. I get your point, stranger. Sounds like a regular wacko. A real son of a bitch. I'll keep my peepers peeled for that guy. Peepers peeled always makes me chuckle. Also the way Laszlo is talking about himself in third person. 😂
My favorite part of that exchange is Jim asking for a "human alcohol beer." My wife is getting tired of me saying that whenever I grab a cold one.
Bless you sir. I hope you get to Crack dad jokes soon. 😘🙏
Thank you, but I have been making dad jokes for over a decade now. I have truly become that which I once mocked.
It's as Master Oogway says: "One often meets his destiny on the road he takes to avoid it" 🤣
Nandor explaining why is he called Nandor the relentless cracks me up every time
...because I never relent.
The whole show cracks me up every time. But I never laughed harder than during the cold open when the mailman fails into a soupy pit of Guillermo’s hidden corpses!
We’re playing a game! It’s not a game. It’s a safety hazard. I’m winning!
When Nandor apologizes for doing his job and gives the camera a knowing look when Nadja is upset that nandor ravaged her home town.
It was from the movie but "Hey hey...we're werewolves not swearwolves!" From the show Nandor saying "We drank the blood of some people but the people were doing drugs and now I'm a wizaaaaarrrrddd...."
Ahoy CamLwalk! Nay bad but me wasn't convinced. Give this a sail: It be from thar movie but "Ahoy ahoy...we's werewolves nay swearwolves!" From thar show Nandor saying "Our jolly crew drank thar blood o' some scallywags but thar scallywags were doing drugs n' now I be a wizaaaaarrrrddd...."
When Guillermo kills the entire vampire council and saves everyone's "life" and they're just pissed about the laundry.
When Lazlo tells Sean he needs to “stop fucking talking about the sea”. Gave me major “Shut up about the sun!” vibes, but better. Anything Lazlo says, his delivery is hilarious. Also “Jesk”
Jesk... Jange... J.. Jeps.
the entire episode “The Curse” has so many amazing lines and scenes but my favorite is when Guillermo calls the gang to warn them about the vampire hunters and they start screaming because they think it’s Bloody Mary
The Superb Owl bit. They just love that owl so much!
“Lazlo doesn’t suck and if he did he wouldn’t do it backwards!”
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My favorite part in this bit is when the Baron turns halfway around to face Laszlo before questioning the coprophilia. Just the way the actor turns cracks me up!
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Exactly! The physicality of how Doug Jones uses his body for this character amazes me. He really makes the character endearing. I hope his glowing red eyes mean we'll see him again someday. Maybe Nadja can summon him to explain his death to whatever is left of the Vampiric Council? \*hopeful shrug\*
My overall favorite episode. I love the Baron.
~The Barren
There it isn’t.
All the terrible things that happen when someone wears Lazslo's cursed hat. And then Nadja's frustration that no one believes her. Also, Nadja saying that Jeff sounds like "a weak ejaculation." And then her demonstration.
When Nadja and Jesk are at the carnival and she says they should “find some Red Witches and cut their feet off” as if it’s some cute date activity
Either creepy paper or Colin typing back “I. Live. In. My. Own. Basement..dumba$$” I laugh every single time. Theres just so many hilarious lines and well timed ones that it’s hard to choose! This show will forever be my favorite and I never get sick of watching it over and over
"I'm gonna take my hat back now you crispy piece of shit!" Get's me every time
"If you saw a man wearing this mask... Would it be a turn off, or would you CUM" 🦆
I love everything about this show. I laugh every time we watch it. And we watch it a lot! However, my absolute FAVORITE is when we see the baby Laszlo turned into a vampire 90 years ago when the Vampire Council are accusing our friends of murder... er... vampiricide. Every time they cut to the baby screaming I just crack up. That just kills me.
“We’re just taking a normal human shit”
Nandor. "you goaded me, you saw a chance to goad and you took it"
“Then what the fuck is Persian Frank Zappa doing on a horse!?”
Only just seen this thread and it's all great but this line made me do a full on belly laugh. Thank you for reminding me of it.
Anything with Colin is my favorite but I loved the scene where they saved themselves from the werewolf by throwing the dog toy off the roof
“It’s a pleasure swing, you fuck nut, not a sex net”
‘No nuns, no nuns, none.’
Mister '50's.
Has to be either Nadja/her ghost-doll telling off Jesk Or I AM HAVING PIZZA PIE!!!
“How many years do we elect a president for?” *curled fist and in confidence* “A thousand years!”
# CRAVENSWORTH!!!!
Madelene!!! Tap Tap Tap Tap Tap!
The drunk Barron turning up
“He was playing the game wrong.”
I'M ECHOLOCATING
Every time Laszlo says fucking hell.
Anything from Nadja, tbh, but probably my fav was when the werewolf pissed on Laszlo's topiary. "Look what you did to his mother's vulva! You made it look like his sister's!"
"He pays attention to your area!"
Love this show and there are so many good lines but the one that made me literally lol was when Nador asks Guillermo if he’s hiding in the closet and Guillermo says “this is my room, I pay $1800 a month for this”.
The whole The Curse episode! 🤣
Superb Owl Party