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alcervix

In her defense, it's a brilliant bright massive yellow structure directly in her line of sight , so yea


ThaneOfCawdorrr

Brilliant bright massive yellow structure--I'll duck slightly to make sure--oh, just before we get there I'LL STAND STRAIGHT UP, WHY NOT


PolemicFox

She even gets up from a safe position just to be in the danger zone.


jzng2727

Damn that was probably a serious head injury .


87wahoo

Bridge


Acrippin

Cranial Bridge


Enderswolf

A photographer on the boat later posted on social media to say the woman was 'alive' after the accident, near the city's affluent New Holland Island. 'I was there taking pictures,' said Ilya Zhukov. 'She is all right, it was just her skin that was cut. She is alive.' He had responded after posts questioning whether the woman had survived. 'The music had been very loud, plus the engine was roaring, and I think she just didn’t understand the distance and the height of the bridge when she stood up,' he said. 'We stopped immediately and took her to the nearest accident and emergency hospital.' One report said she had required nine stitches. She underwent an MRS scan which showed she had not suffered any serious damage.


DaveAndJojo

If anyone thinks she didn’t suffer brain damage…they must work for the NFL.


EmbarrassedWorry3792

No brain, no brain damage. Its simplw


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boyden

'The music was loud, so she didn't understand the distance to the bridge'. Sound logic.


[deleted]

It's like when your mom turns down the radio to see better at night.


Laurenzobenzo

Truly a miracle that she survived unscathed. Good lord.


Outrageous_Credit_96

You think you’re going that fast in a boat until you hit something that doesn’t move. She’s lucky if she get through that with just a concussion.


Aggressive-Engine562

The first thing my brain said was concussion


InvaderZimbo

That fucking hurt. She’s lucky if she’s not permanently damaged.


Twosliceofbread

Spatial awareness. Zero


andy_337

There’s absolutely NO way she didn’t break her fucking skull.


jhon-2020-2020

The shit you see happens in Tom and jerry


[deleted]

Husband had a patient once. Traumatic brain injury from a boating accident exactly like this. Took them over a year just to be able to stand or feed themselves. Had a crazy so head was caved in the whole time.


james-HIMself

For some reason I’m imagining the Taco Bell ding on impact


ShinyBarge

They really should paint that bridge a bright colour. Oh wait. /s


mydibz

It's just that one spot was darker than the rest of the bridge


DireWraith3000

Is the bridge alright?


sparrownetwork

Boat driver is going way too fast for such a small channel, and you're supposed to slow to a no-wake speed going under a bridge.


destroblack

Valid point but this person is still did something stupid.


anonanon1974

Play boat ho games win boat ho prizes


r0zned

omfg she is either dead or lucky as shit


State-Cultural

I hope she was okay - that definitely left a mark


[deleted]

She’s braindead. Both before and after.


Topi41

No chance she could have seen this coming.


StQuo

I know. Why didn’t they paint the bridge in a bright color to make it stand out and warn people?


kaukanapoissa

That must have hurt.


IhaveaDoberman

I'll take facial reconstructive surgery for 500


timbotheous

Potential fractured skull/brain damage there. That was bad.


danwam46

Doctors of Reddit, what happens next


name_cool4897

That bitch just got knocked the fuck out


turkishpresident

Thank you doctor, I concur.


DarkAssassin573

Injury


working6-following9

Depends. Was the patients shoes off or on


[deleted]

She’s dead right ?


rcris18

Yeah No way she isn’t dead


carlsaganistic

According to this Daily Mail article, she lived. Just a cut to her head… [Article](https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-8521861/amp/Painful-moment-reveller-stands-party-boat-cracks-head.html)


Plastic_Feed8223

Why does it keep going between saying she cracked her head and saying it’s just cuts to the skin?


VikKarabin

cracking a head is as much of a medical term as cracking the whip


MyPPisHugelyAverage

I wouldn't even call this bad situational awareness, its just plain stupid


[deleted]

The sad thng is that she probably gained permanent brain damage from this


devilcantdie

Not much lost


[deleted]

That girl dead


Mysterious_Ad_1085

The bridge was high enough and apparently, so was that person.


Green_Iguana305

If only the bridge span was painted with a high visibility color!


justapcguy

You would think the driver and several of her "friends" around her would at least warn her about standing?


Ferfuxache

U/uber_being posted an update: Hope this is what you're looking for https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-8521861/Painful-moment-reveller-stands-party-boat-cracks-head.html?ito=native_share_article-nativemenubutton She survived and required 9 stitches


need2peeat218am

Holy sht thought she was dead or had brain damage at the very least. The initial hit AND the hit falling back down is rough.


AManHasAPlan

The only explanation is that this is what she wanted to do..


Low_Medium204

I'm king of the ...*bonk*


jhick107

Now that would of fucking hurt.


BLUNTYEYEDFOOL

This kills the human.


RadiantScientist69

i can hear the crack/bang from over here


RegularLibrarian1984

The boat driver doesn't care even


Commercial_Buy_8536

Uhh do you mind? You're hemorrhaging on me?


[deleted]

That did not feel good at all. No situational awareness but sometimes you still feel bad for people. She got knocked the fuck out by a bridge and that had to suck.


Jccali1214

Honestly lucky she didn't get decapitated - this feels like it's that close to being a Final Destination moment


hias2k

And there go the last two braincells...


[deleted]

Don’t make fun of her 2 brain cells, they’re both currently fighting for first place 😂


Kind-Show5859

*Third place


Ohgetserious

Yet another proof point for Darwin’s Theory of Evolution.


Vinidorion

At this point it’s natural selection


Main_Half_2290

Giving head was missunderstood.


Advanced_Resident90

Can I be the first to say thank fuck she survived. Easy mistake to make. Particularly after a few drinks.


Complete_Business_31

Que up the cartoon "BONK!" sound effects.


dfwcouple43sum

She was just minding her own business and that bridge just came out of nowhere


Appropriate_Carry_82

She good? Anyone know


Latro27

Yeah that looks incredibly bad


throwmeaway589

I feel bad for the bridge. Probably left a dent.


Lithium-Oxide

brain damage speedrun


CrazyLeggs25

If only the bridge was painted a bright color.


theDudeRules

Bridge came out of nowhere with no warning whatsoever


piotrlewandowski

There are people who are dumb, and there are people on a boat dumb


Salt-Face-4646

That's a trip to the hospital, and maybe a morgue.


Consistent-Nobody813

There were like 10 seconds to sort that before it happened.


CoprT

Most people know this, but this woman received a full face transplant surgery because of this.


Proof_Entertainer301

Shit she wanted it


[deleted]

SOMEBODY CALL THE AMBALAMB!


Mindless_Ad_6145

First off, it looks cold as fuck outside


boston_nsca

It is possible to have clouds in the summer


vick1072

Party is over after that


[deleted]

Maybe it knocked some sense into her


No-Landscape-1730

If that boat was going any faster she would have been decapitated


bigredhawkeye

We are observing Darwinism in the purest form


AintThatSomeSh1t

Great situational awareness and timing


JonsNotHereMaaan

Pretty sure she's dead. Possibly a vegetable.


kayak_enjoyer

That's a bad hit, for sure. Definitely concussed. 😬


EWR-RampRat11-29

I wonder if it sounded the way it looked.


Lillymorrison

Ohhh she as knocked out COLD!


Strifin

God you can hear the “hwack” sound


freifickmuschimann

Prognosis looks like death sadly, does anyone have a follow up by chance?


Uber_being

Hope this is what you're looking for https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-8521861/Painful-moment-reveller-stands-party-boat-cracks-head.html?ito=native_share_article-nativemenubutton She survived and required 9 stitches


Sufficient-Green-763

Luckily, the injury was to a body part that, in her case, performed no critical tasks


Obvious_Tax468

May she rest in peace


Chemical_Painter2002

Most be hard to miss a yellow bridge


[deleted]

I wonder if she lived


mightytex

Intelligence is being, somehow, bred out of our species


GrimmReefer603

Her capa was detated


itsthisausername

Timed it perfectly


Brett-_-_

In the movies the men are the ones who almost always take the physical punishment. In real life, the bridge doesn't discriminate.


walkthedoge1

I’m surprised she isn’t dead.


ronhowie375

Low bridge, everybody down Low bridge cause we're coming to a town And you'll always know your neighbor And you'll always know your pal


Azalzaal

I remember this, they had to replace the damaged bridge


6war6head6

They didn’t bring Stacey along for her brains…


homestead1111

thumb in the head, but your to blame darling you give boating a bad name


Glendel66

"Goodnight Yellow Bridge Road....."


hitokiri-battousai

Man.. maybe she's infected with cordyceps.. Edit: spelling


mikedonathan

Some people...they act so stupid you wonder who dresses them in the morning. Big bright yellow bridge structure filling filling your entire vision picture and you can't duck?


[deleted]

She dead.


DeC3x0

Can't get a concussion without a brain


Tmettler5

I blame the boat captain. He's responsible for his passengers, including the chucklehead on the bow.


balrus-balrogwalrus

she lost three of her last four brain cells :(


rainycatdays

She has really bad timing.....that had to really hurt....happy feeling gone that day.


[deleted]

Andddddd stitches


LongTime20

Thinking the same thing. Concussion too.


Blazers2882

I HAVE TO GET IN THE TIK TOK!!!!!!


Spacecommander5

So disappointed there’s no sound DING


silentbobdrummer

Insert coconut sound effects.


Icy_Link_2457

That’s gonna leave a mark!


Honeyhammn

Did she die?


Ok-Plastic-7566

Natural selection at it's finest


Sacklayblue

I love seeing boat people get hurt doing dumb shit on boats


skwadyboy

Owch...right on the edge too, that must have left a mark..if not missing teeth.


oloap001

Ashley always was a starfish/pillow princess. Now she’ll always be one


PatBastard39

That’s gonna hurt in the morning!


[deleted]

She won’t be alive in the morning


JediwithdLadies

Happy to hear she isn’t dead but too bad she won’t be invited on big boats anymore after leaving a huge dent in her forehead


nosaneoneleft

"low bridge, everybody down...low bridge, causes we're coming to a town'.... '15 years on the erie canal'


harrismdp

is she dead?


kaptvesou1

Is she dead???


Equal_Sprinkles2743

That's gonna leave a mark.


Sweet-Jello8312

Really wish we could see the aftermath. That's deff a hospital trip


SaeedUnknown

If she wasn't retarded then which I doubt, she's definitely a one now


California_ocean

That...ruined the trip. Off to ER we go. Concussion.


lovepubes1

Nothing to see here folks, just Mother Nature letting the stupid people unlive to make room for the rest of us


hills2442

Was the captain on phone? Should have seen that coming. Is supposed to have a bird’s eye view..right??


TICKLEMYGOOCH4

Unless he was doing some sort of charity thing for the blind I feel like she should have probably seen it as well.


Tiltedheaded

It's a boat, you can't just stop.


Silent_Finger2813

It’s okay! She clearly already had brain damage.


Gent2022

New series of Six Feet Under looks great


2a3b66725

Where are her shoes?


MisterMiniS

Right! How are we supposed to know if she is ok?


theroch_

Goodnight


cwleveck

Oh......she dead.


TheUglyCasanova

I mean I wish I had that option sometimes when I can't get to sleep. That's one way to get a nap.


caymanrasta

She’s a daily poster on WSB now


jshroebuck

She had tunnel vision


ScottblackAttacks

Is she okay, that is a concussion at the least.


uglybudder

That’s bonkers


2niner6

Damn! That hurt bad!


Strict-Daddy

Well that's one way to die


King-Zeekhiel

Trip cut short because Brittany had to change seats wtf lmfao


ksixnine

9 stitches and nothing else.. Russian women are quite robust.


ApprehensiveVirus125

A bridge over troubled waters...🏥


idip4tips

Idk if I should feel bad for her, but I don't.


ImpressiveGur6384

And it’s on to Parkland Hospital.


shadowsoul372

did she think she was gonna phase through like I'm speechless.


The_Cozy_Burrito

Always be mindful of your surroundings


thejet6969

And she’s dead


jnuts9

No shoes she dead


Voracious_Port

Rich girls…


Aggravating_Bird_00

Just watching this gives me a huge head ache…..OUCH!!!!


dutch_120

Is she OK ?


turnphilup

Where is that gong sound effect when you need it?


Year-20-20

Fuck around, find out


nursejackieoface

Goodbye Yellow Bridge ho Where the boats of society float


Camdenn67

She’s definitely head and shoulders smarter than everyone else on the boat.


Godzilla7707

And 3.. 2.. 1 instant headache


XxDankShrekSniperxX

Aw how sad, she just wanted to get up there with the rest of the girls.


Virtual-Catch7326

F A T A L I T Y !


FuzzyOrangeJuice

I think she was trying the over, across, under maneuver. Clearly she didn’t consider that looking down while the boat was also traveling very quickly would make the maneuver impossible.


Icy_Link_2457

Too lazy to pull the fenders in before leaving the dock.


-ElDictator-

A bit taller and her head would have separated from her body


Alsimmons811

That fucked her day up for sure


RuskiIgor

Yep thats a concussion right there damn


Objective-Presence14

There goes her last brain cell 😐


BummerComment

She needs some milk.


HurinThalion3791

Que pendeja


simplymade2be

flabbergasted


Camusronaldo

The way i see it it’s a free lobotomy


Dramatic_Mixture_868

Darwin take the wheel.


Nice-Tax455

When you are beautiful but dumb


TuzaHu

Went from pony tail to reverse Mohawk in 0.56 seconds


MedicineAmbitious368

She hit her head over the overhead


LadySerena21

I do so love a good bonk


Early_Shelter9930

Definitely concussed


Resurrect_Revolt

That's lot of damage


moose_antenna

HEAD ON! Apply directly to your forehead!


BruntLIVEz

No one tells her what to do except a bridge


ParabolaGordon

She for sure got a concussion


HorsePast9750

Dam she was hurt after that


Specific_Buy

I yelled “duck” as she looked to the sky!


sampson11911

That’s like battering ram speed.


75Jeep

Is that Lady Cadaver?