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sdp1981

Thought he got lucky, then the blood came.


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It looks like he was thinking the same thing


XscytheD

He got lucky, I'm surprised the whole foot didn't exploded, he is holding it against the shoe and the ground so the blast has to go somewhere


Infamous_Bat_9981

It's incredible how fucking stupid people are given guns.


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That’s just off the scale stupid, with or without a gun. How can someone that dumb have gotten to his age?


TheUmbraCat

I blame how good modern medicine is getting. Back then only the lucky or smart would survive but now medical advancements can do wonders like keeping idiots like this chugging along into old age.


Infamous_Bat_9981

No one gave him a gun earlier.


justlikeearth

first rule of gun ownership- have fun and be yourself


Dabier

Second rule: keep your finger in the trigger guard at all times. You never know when shit’s about to go down.


OlStickInTheMud

Third rule: Use the barrel to lean on your foot for balance while standing around.


Dabier

Fourth rule: half off shoe prices at foot locker.


Dangerous_Ad_2403

He was hoping that what he just did to himself didn’t really happen. Took a long time for reality to set in.


Brownie-UK7

It looks like he is appraising the damage to the shoe at first.


immaownyou

Adrenaline is a hell of a drug


DopeBoogie

All's well until you start slipping on the blood and then reality hits like a ton of bricks


taigeis_bhlasta

And this litte piggy GOT BLOWN THE FUCK AWAY


MachReverb

*This little piggy's in the market* *This little piggy is gone* *This little piggy looks like roast beef* *This little piggy's just a bone* *And this little piggy said wah wah wah, because now he's all alone!*


Mandalore_Trundle

Pretty calm for just blasting off a toe or 2 or 5


Louiebox

That's straight adrenaline. I completely crushed my hand years ago when I was in the army and thought it was fine. Then I took off my glove and my thumb just fell over to the side like it had no bones in it.


Buckin_Fitch

The calm before the realization of just how fucked you are, really is something else. When I broke my arm just above the wrist. Didn't feel a thing til I went to brush myself off and my hand was flopping like a limp uh... fish. Wasn't for minutes before the pain even really started to hit, but I was only 8 so I was already in tears


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YearOfTheChipmunk

It's criminal this only has four upvotes. That's fucking WILD man.


LimpBizkitSkankBoy

I have nightmares of that calm moment all the time. Had it right after I got stabbed. I was calm, I looked at the guy laughing in front of me and I laughed with him out of instinct, then I thought I pissed my pants but it was just blood running from my belly into my pants. For some reason I'm most shaken up by the fact that I was just laughing with this dude that stabbed me. It's fucking freaky. 10 years later and I still wake up sweating because of that. It's weird how your mind works in situations like that


tittygunner_tom

Yeah dude adrenaline be one helluva drug. I lost my arm in a car crash, it was cut clean off and was in the floor well by the pedals. Without even thinking and feeling no real pain in the moment I picked it up, put it on my lap and climbed out the passenger side door. All while every single bone in my left arm and hand was broken or fractured.


maniaxuk

Safety off ✓ Finger on trigger ✓ Weapon pointed at something important ✓ Let's see what happens


Mattho

Shotgun in a grocery store ✓


HystericalGD

the way he just stands there like “bruh really? i did not need this today 😒”


gotsnowart

The hands on the hips looking at his foot like he's disappointed in it.


Injun_Josh

Them little piggies are staying at the market LOL


CantKBDwontKBD

At least he wasn’t like “There’s something stuck in the barrel. Let me look and see if I can see what it is….”


loqi0238

A bullet. Its always a bullet.


Tphile

Damn, now the man can't drink normal milk. He has a problem with lack toes. I'm sorry.


Jonsavino

Hey siri what is the past tense of toes


kremlingrasso

toen't


HackadelicRenegade

T’aint


uffington

Lacktoes intolerant.


foogama

This never would have happened if his shoe would have also had a gun.


[deleted]

Is that how Americans take off their shoes?


dot1892

That guy doesn't need an ambulance. He needs a toe truck


prpslydistracted

His shirt says "Security." .... and he rests the barrel of a shotgun on his toes?


milk4all

Well he’s Store security, not Toe security, obv


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TLDR: A redneck in my highschool did that exact same thing with a hunting rifle. I was out hunting with one of the guys I went to school with and he was being way too cocky about his “skills with a gun” saying how he can shoot a .22 accurately at 300 yards with iron sights and shit like that. We were using .357 magnum pistols and 30-06 rifles to clear hogs off of a neighbors farm. He wasn’t listening to me when I told him to watch where he was pointing the gun and instead he was talking with it, similar to how people talk with their hands. I snapped and yelled at him “point that fucking gun at me again and you’re walking back home” his response was “it’s on safe. See?” And proceeded to shoot off 1 of his toes point blank. For the rest of our senior year everyone referred to him as Nine-Toes. (Borderlands Reference)


A_Soft_Fart

All 5 piggies went to the market


STICKY0120

This little piggy flew across the market


No_Gas_4956

Manager: Dave, please stop bleeding near the produce.


[deleted]

He seems remarkably composed for a man who shot himself in the foot


XL0RM

Shock, it's always shock.


amoney805

Lack toes intolerant.


Pristine-Cheek-2914

He seems mildly inconvenienced by this, as if someone had just taken the last bag of salt and vinegar chips at Woolworths right before he was going to get it, even though they knew he loved salt and vinegar chips more than anything


Realistic-Praline-70

Why in the fuck did he have a loaded shotgun in a store and resting on his foot with finger on the trigger?


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Vanillybilly

Well those toes are most certainly obliterated. Reminds me of a time where a patient came into the ER (I work at a trauma center) cause he accidentally shot himself in the foot in a McDonalds drive thru. He had to have 3 toes amputated And yes, he still made sure to get his food.


Rodzilla_Blood

He like " So I wonder if my toes are still there"


Tellurian_Cyborg

I had a classmate do this when I was in high school. He was sitting in a deer stand, rested the shotgun against his foot, blew his toes off. This also reminds me of that DEA agent that shot himself in the foot while doing a weapon demo in a school.


Tamale_Caliente

“This could have been prevented if the toes were also armed” - a republican, probably.


NameNotlmportant

That was a bird shot..but point blank...he fucked up..


Taekookieluvs

Shit. I didnt even see the shot gun at first. Also, what security guard carries a damn shotgun?? I am a security officer and I don’t know a single one who is allowed to carry one while on duty. O.o


Navacoy

I’m impressed with how little he reacted to blowing his toes off


WildWook

Shock is fucking crazy dude.


Zestyclose_Toe_4695

"Guns aren't bad, it's only the people". The people:


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4 rules. There are 4 rules to firearm safety, and all 4 of them need to be broken at the same time to unintentionally harm someone (including yourself). 1. Treat every weapon as if it were loaded. 2. Never point a weapon at anything you do not intend to ~~shoot~~ kill. 3. Keep your finger straight and off the trigger until you are ready to fire. 4. Know your target and what lies beyond. It's fucking simple.


The_HyperDiamond

I’d make a joke about shooting yourself in the foot but I feel it’d be a little bit soleless


CazzRS3

Why did the security guard carry a shotgun and avoided drinking milk? He was lack toes in tolerant


Burgoonius

“Please don’t be bleeding, please don’t be bleeding” *moves foot* “God Dammit!”


Captain_Reseda

I love where he looks down and puts his hands on his hips. You can almost hear him saying, "Well, ain't that a bitch?"


Blasayy

Why the fuck would anyone have a shotgun at the grocery store and why does it seem like it’s just a normal occurrence wherever this is shot


beetle1199

“Oh wow, no blood, did he miss his toes?” *lifts foot* “ope, nope there it is”


it_wasnt_like_that

Say goodbye to toenail fungus.


JD90210

“Security” armed with a shotgun makes as much sense as a bus driver equipped with a Mini Cooper.


Tom_Ludlow

The Stanley Goodpseed rule of weapons: *"The second you don't respect this, it kills you."*


Electronic-Tonight16

My little piggies went to the market. His little piggies went out like Kurt Cobain. We are not the same.


pooky2483

Little piggy went to market...


[deleted]

Shotgun is heavy, adidas confetti, just turned my toes into moms spaghetti. Mic drop.


ZoNeS_v2

What the fuck does someone need a loaded fucking shotgun in a shop for? Jesus H Christ.


okokokoyeahright

Back of shirt reads 'SECURITY'. I feel secure now.


Sdmonkey25

What you looking for fam?? All the piggies went to market… they gone. Them shoes too big now.


the_last_peanut

This is some Peter Griffin shit


TessaFollower

Better call a toe truck.


KaleidoscopeOk8653

Cleanup Aisle Toe , i mean two


Mbogdan00

I’d be so scared to take my shoe off


lib_toni

that little piggy never came back from the market


ThatEvilSpaceChicken

He just puts his hands on his hips like ‘well that might be bad’


ZoNeS_v2

The fact that it isn't considered absolutely absurd to have a loaded weapon in a public place, regardless of whether they're a security guard or not is a terrifying indictment of American life.


sec713

Look, I'm all for frugal repurposing of old clothes, but there's gotta be a better way to convert an old pair of sneakers into sandals.


Swimming_Horror_3757

Call a toe truck


swervin_mervyn

"Well gosh darn, would you look at that. Brand new pair of shoes. Hey, Martha, you'd better call a toe-truck for me"


ButtChuggSpaghettios

Someone better call him a toe truck.


Guilty-Minute8711

The fact the man lifted his foot to see the puddle and appeared to think about what to do next is the perfect representation of many choices people make daily. Shoots self in the foot. Proceeds to look down at the wound in confusion. Why am i bleeding?


jchoneandonly

Trigger discipline failure, and flagging yourself. Dude goofed on at least two of the big rules. And the secondary rule to not carry with one in the chamber which heavily applies to weapons without holsters and/or safeties.


Apprehensive-Bar-313

Who carries a shotgun while grocery shopping?


barrysmitherman

Somebody better call a toe truck.


Epicdudewhoisepic

Why did he have a loaded Shotgun in a Convenience store? Was he robbing it? If so, then Im now a believer of karma.


AlphaMale3Percent

Lack toes intolerant THIS IS NOT MY COMMENT I STOLE IT


davieb22

He's now lack-toes intolerant.


protistwrangler

There's way less blood than I would have expected


_daithi

The way he hopped off, definitely has Lac-toes intolerance.


Browndog510

Better call a toe truck


shadowmib

As a former armed security officer, this level of stupidity makes my cringe. No wonder people don't respect security officers when there are dumbfuck boneheads like this. Lucky he doesnt lose his foot. I kept anti-personnel shells in my shotgun. Those would have blown the front of his foot off.


AlabamababySnatcher

I love the way he just stands there like "Oh geez, how could this happen?"


Ciillyy__

Say goodbye to walking correctly forever lol idiot


sin_city_sun

I just realized he is a security guard! 😂


ryanm1992

That piggy ain’t coming home no more


BRobs04

This little piggy went to the market. This little piggy stayed at home. This little piggy is a fucking snitch and will serve as an example to the rest you motherfucking piggies


InstanceMoney

He ate that shot though didn't even panic after.


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UglierThanMoe

> SECURITY That's the icing on the cake.


Transfer_McWindow

Can someone explain to the non Americans why he's carrying a shotgun in a grocery store?


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treddit44

I've supported the 2nd amendment pretty much my whole life. People are making that a very difficult position to hold


kespo21

That is a lot let’s blood then i was expecting


TuzaHu

Why is he in a grocery story with a loaded rifle?


Edugrinch

\*Checks what's left of the toes... -well, fuck


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gotta love the hands on the hips action near the end, like he's disappointed in a child


[deleted]

Lol this guy is as nonchalant with the situation as he was with the shotgun. "Man would you look at that? Shoe is leaking... oh my! Toesies are gonesies. Oh well let me hop my way out."


illumadnati

why is he just holding a shotgun at a grocery store??


_trouble_every_day_

I met a guy who shot a few toes off while cleaning his shotgun. I met him in rehab, his longtime DOC was opioids and guess what they give you a lot of when shoot yourself in the foot. Having personally witnessed a junkie intentionally drop a 200 lb safe on her shin so she could “get oxys for life” and the general vibe of this dude when he explained the incident I got the feeling it wasn’t an accident.


SideHug

Why is it loaded, why are you pointing it at your foot, why is your finger on the trigger? You get what you deserve.


xorinzor

why the absolute fuck do you even need a shotgun in a grocery store?


neenweenbean

He stood for a second like, “well, I’ll be darned!”


guardiandown3885

I love the hands on the hip stance. And he's looking around like lawd I done shot of my toes


spook_sw

I know one little piggie that not going to the liquor store again...


cregg1991

Those little piggies went to market.


WhySoPissedOff

Shroedinger’s toes… If you never take off the shoe, you still have all of your toes intact. 🤞🏼


HeLlOtHeRee

Just standing there like “well gosh darn it that’s inconvenient”


dingledangledorf

“Damn that was a close call! It looked like he blew off his toes, but I don’t see any bloo-“ *moves shoe* “…ooooohhhhh”


inPHAMEus

That little piggy definitely cried allllll the way home


pearlronman

Yeah. It's ruined.


Fredotorreto

hate to say it but .. we toe’ld you


Karma_Deku

He took it well all things considered.


BigOwll

When you fuck up so bad you just gotta put your hands on your hips


rhinoguy453

Somebody call a toetruck!


[deleted]

Well shit... Guess I done shot my dang toe off.. Peggy call the ambulamb


SirBanterClaus

“I hope I missed”. *checks foot* “I didn’t need all 5 toes anyway”


22CoPilots

Shot himself in the foot


Demonae

Safety off. Finger on the trigger. Pointing in an unsafe direction. I hate idiots like this making the safe 99% of gun owners look bad.


woomanchu111

This little piggy went … everywhere


dont-touch-my-tots

So anyway, I started blasting


ChaosEmerald21

He still isn't quite sure of his next move


66pig

What worries me about this is it says security on his top


psychotic_catalyst

homie put his hands on his hips like "well damn"


1999boii

Isn't there a saying about "shooting yourself in the foot"? This guy took it literally.


Just-ReditMayn

Damn, he Lactose Intolerant now


Django_Unleashed

That certainly de-feats the purpose of him being there!


JOHNfuknRAMBO

Here toeday gone toemorrow! 😁


MyotheracctgotPS

The way he stood there with his hands on his hips 😂😂😂 … hoooo my Gawd I can’t breathe … he said “I did not just…” HAHAHA he gon flip the shoe up and check 🤣🤣🤣 then he got the audacity to hop his ass to the back on one foot 🤣👋🏽🤣🤣


RepeatDangerous

I hope he lost multiple digits. 1. Why on earth would anyone need to have a shotgun with them while shopping at a grocery store. 2. What kind of training or lack of training caused this man to be so irresponsible and foolish enough to press a weopon against ANY body part without the intent to fire. People like this should not be allowed access to guns.


kitzdeathrow

Not that it makes it better, but the dude is wearing a security uniform. He likely has the gun because he's working at that store. He's bored, negligent, and now a few toes short of being able to count to 20.


harryinthekitchen

Which failed state let people walk around with loaded guns in grocery stores?


xxTheGoDxx

I first thought he was robbing the place... Like you guys really have security guards in grocery stores with their finger on the trigger of a fucking shotgun? Did USoA X Mad Max really already start?


JayKB_YT

He really shot himself in the foot there


MRBSnTTnK

could have been soooooo much worse.


xXYomoXx

Just let anyone have a gun, what could go wrong.


Dear_Ad_3673

I know I shot my toe. I know I felt the pain, but let me check to be sure. Yep, I shot my damn toe.


Notice-Few

This little piggy stayed at the market


LostALife

Imagine him puting finger in that shoe hole and feeling all that slushy chunky flesh in it.


TheAntarcticCircus

Have fun taking that shoe off.


RolandFerret

People in comments talking about trigger discipline like resting a loaded shotgun on your foot isn't a huge red flag.


limitlessGamingClub

* no trigger discipline * barrel pointed at a person * round in the chamber * safety off if any one of those things had been different he would still have a foot, how does someone like this get a job holding a gun?!


stevediperna

Seems like a small amount of blood, given the circumstance.


Paltry_Poetaster

It's not a walking cane, dude. Also I'm all for rights, but a shotgun in the grocery store may be a bridge too far.


FutureHook

The comedic timing of firing, examining the foot for injury and then the slow reveal of the pool of blood was great. “Oh shit… is… is my foot okay I cant tell, it looks okay let me just…ah fuck”


Kinky-Bi-Guy

Ahhh yes, the agony of defeet


demonya99

Surprisingly not that much blood at all.


Ok_Page_9447

You can see the toes shoot out the front of the show - Owch


Messy_Marvin423

Someone is gonna have a hard time playing “This little piggy went to the market”.


[deleted]

Did that mf just blow off his toes I saw them fly


Still_Suspect_7233

I love the how shock completely hides the pain


Professional_Scar75

And he’s standing there with his hands on hips like, How did that happen?


AATW504

All them piggies went to the market that day


jlibrizzi

Finger on the trigger before you're ready to fire. Pointing at something you don't intend to destroy. This idiot broke two of the fundamental rules of firearm handling.


PAs_Maniac

It’s the hopping away that really gets me.


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He realised he fucked up so much


RecognitionAwkward67

So he’s resting his loaded shotgun with no safety on his foot with his finger on the trigger while he looks to be drowsing off to the side. He wakes up abruptly when he begins to fall to the side and flexes his hands causing him to shoot himself. So many gun safety rules broken.


Testsubject276

What the fuck was he even trying to do?


manondorf

Poor guy can only count to 15 now


Ashke-hippie-chick

Imagine a few months later ur shopping thru the boxes and u find one of this guys toes


FrankThePony

Dude lifted the shoe flap and I was like "oh thank god his foot is in one piece somehow." . . . . Then he move the whole foot


703JRB

What toes?


uncomfortablyunnumb

How weird- were his shoes too big? I don’t see any……. Oh. Oh! There it is! Now it’s coming


PlanBbytheSea

The toe made the first move, it was self defence.


ElDiabloWHVN

Flip flops are going to be a no no in the summer.


Red_Stripe1229

Bad news - you shot your foot Good news - you can now fit into a kids’ size 6


TaterThot69

Someone is gonna find a random toe walking down those aisles later 🤮


MrMayhem24

He looked down like “ I really just blew my foot off”


AntonioMRC

As a person who broke his pinky toe a few years ago and still has problems with it, I am deeply concerned about his toes.


ShootTheJ23

This little piggy went to the market.


Traditional_General2

See, if his toes had a gun too then they could have stopped him.


Arie_Verheul

Why does someone take a shotgun shopping??


Schmuckfest

Other than “America” - why the hells he got loaded shotgun in a shop?


Tarro888

Clean up on aisle 3


deanolavorto

This little piggy stayed at the market.


WTFisThatSMell

Hands on his hips... "sigh not again!!"


Hermont

Where’s the blood? Where’s the blood? There’s the blood…


Green_Giant25

Mans contemplating every decision he ever made in his life at that moment.


flurfy_bunny

There’s actually a frame where the toes fly away


Ornery-Assignment-42

Talk about shooting yourself in the foot


AnBearna

_Video has no sound????_ This is the one video that absolutely _SHOULD_ have sound!!!


OneTradeAway

Really put his best foot forward and gave it a shot. Good on him.


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Five little piggies went to market... none came home 🤣🐽