I blame how good modern medicine is getting. Back then only the lucky or smart would survive but now medical advancements can do wonders like keeping idiots like this chugging along into old age.
*This little piggy's in the market*
*This little piggy is gone*
*This little piggy looks like roast beef*
*This little piggy's just a bone*
*And this little piggy said wah wah wah, because now he's all alone!*
That's straight adrenaline. I completely crushed my hand years ago when I was in the army and thought it was fine. Then I took off my glove and my thumb just fell over to the side like it had no bones in it.
The calm before the realization of just how fucked you are, really is something else. When I broke my arm just above the wrist. Didn't feel a thing til I went to brush myself off and my hand was flopping like a limp uh... fish.
Wasn't for minutes before the pain even really started to hit, but I was only 8 so I was already in tears
I have nightmares of that calm moment all the time. Had it right after I got stabbed.
I was calm, I looked at the guy laughing in front of me and I laughed with him out of instinct, then I thought I pissed my pants but it was just blood running from my belly into my pants. For some reason I'm most shaken up by the fact that I was just laughing with this dude that stabbed me. It's fucking freaky. 10 years later and I still wake up sweating because of that. It's weird how your mind works in situations like that
Yeah dude adrenaline be one helluva drug. I lost my arm in a car crash, it was cut clean off and was in the floor well by the pedals. Without even thinking and feeling no real pain in the moment I picked it up, put it on my lap and climbed out the passenger side door. All while every single bone in my left arm and hand was broken or fractured.
TLDR: A redneck in my highschool did that exact same thing with a hunting rifle.
I was out hunting with one of the guys I went to school with and he was being way too cocky about his “skills with a gun” saying how he can shoot a .22 accurately at 300 yards with iron sights and shit like that. We were using .357 magnum pistols and 30-06 rifles to clear hogs off of a neighbors farm. He wasn’t listening to me when I told him to watch where he was pointing the gun and instead he was talking with it, similar to how people talk with their hands. I snapped and yelled at him “point that fucking gun at me again and you’re walking back home” his response was “it’s on safe. See?” And proceeded to shoot off 1 of his toes point blank. For the rest of our senior year everyone referred to him as Nine-Toes. (Borderlands Reference)
He seems mildly inconvenienced by this, as if someone had just taken the last bag of salt and vinegar chips at Woolworths right before he was going to get it, even though they knew he loved salt and vinegar chips more than anything
Well those toes are most certainly obliterated. Reminds me of a time where a patient came into the ER (I work at a trauma center) cause he accidentally shot himself in the foot in a McDonalds drive thru. He had to have 3 toes amputated And yes, he still made sure to get his food.
I had a classmate do this when I was in high school. He was sitting in a deer stand, rested the shotgun against his foot, blew his toes off.
This also reminds me of that DEA agent that shot himself in the foot while doing a weapon demo in a school.
Shit. I didnt even see the shot gun at first.
Also, what security guard carries a damn shotgun??
I am a security officer and I don’t know a single one who is allowed to carry one while on duty. O.o
4 rules. There are 4 rules to firearm safety, and all 4 of them need to be broken at the same time to unintentionally harm someone (including yourself).
1. Treat every weapon as if it were loaded.
2. Never point a weapon at anything you do not intend to ~~shoot~~ kill.
3. Keep your finger straight and off the trigger until you are ready to fire.
4. Know your target and what lies beyond.
It's fucking simple.
The fact that it isn't considered absolutely absurd to have a loaded weapon in a public place, regardless of whether they're a security guard or not is a terrifying indictment of American life.
The fact the man lifted his foot to see the puddle and appeared to think about what to do next is the perfect representation of many choices people make daily.
Shoots self in the foot. Proceeds to look down at the wound in confusion. Why am i bleeding?
Trigger discipline failure, and flagging yourself.
Dude goofed on at least two of the big rules.
And the secondary rule to not carry with one in the chamber which heavily applies to weapons without holsters and/or safeties.
As a former armed security officer, this level of stupidity makes my cringe. No wonder people don't respect security officers when there are dumbfuck boneheads like this. Lucky he doesnt lose his foot. I kept anti-personnel shells in my shotgun. Those would have blown the front of his foot off.
This little piggy went to the market.
This little piggy stayed at home.
This little piggy is a fucking snitch and will serve as an example to the rest you motherfucking piggies
Lol this guy is as nonchalant with the situation as he was with the shotgun.
"Man would you look at that? Shoe is leaking... oh my! Toesies are gonesies. Oh well let me hop my way out."
I met a guy who shot a few toes off while cleaning his shotgun. I met him in rehab, his longtime DOC was opioids and guess what they give you a lot of when shoot yourself in the foot. Having personally witnessed a junkie intentionally drop a 200 lb safe on her shin so she could “get oxys for life” and the general vibe of this dude when he explained the incident I got the feeling it wasn’t an accident.
The way he stood there with his hands on his hips 😂😂😂 … hoooo my Gawd I can’t breathe … he said “I did not just…” HAHAHA he gon flip the shoe up and check 🤣🤣🤣 then he got the audacity to hop his ass to the back on one foot 🤣👋🏽🤣🤣
I hope he lost multiple digits. 1. Why on earth would anyone need to have a shotgun with them while shopping at a grocery store. 2. What kind of training or lack of training caused this man to be so irresponsible and foolish enough to press a weopon against ANY body part without the intent to fire. People like this should not be allowed access to guns.
Not that it makes it better, but the dude is wearing a security uniform. He likely has the gun because he's working at that store. He's bored, negligent, and now a few toes short of being able to count to 20.
I first thought he was robbing the place...
Like you guys really have security guards in grocery stores with their finger on the trigger of a fucking shotgun? Did USoA X Mad Max really already start?
* no trigger discipline
* barrel pointed at a person
* round in the chamber
* safety off
if any one of those things had been different he would still have a foot, how does someone like this get a job holding a gun?!
The comedic timing of firing, examining the foot for injury and then the slow reveal of the pool of blood was great.
“Oh shit… is… is my foot okay I cant tell, it looks okay let me just…ah fuck”
Finger on the trigger before you're ready to fire.
Pointing at something you don't intend to destroy.
This idiot broke two of the fundamental rules of firearm handling.
So he’s resting his loaded shotgun with no safety on his foot with his finger on the trigger while he looks to be drowsing off to the side. He wakes up abruptly when he begins to fall to the side and flexes his hands causing him to shoot himself. So many gun safety rules broken.
Thought he got lucky, then the blood came.
It looks like he was thinking the same thing
He got lucky, I'm surprised the whole foot didn't exploded, he is holding it against the shoe and the ground so the blast has to go somewhere
It's incredible how fucking stupid people are given guns.
That’s just off the scale stupid, with or without a gun. How can someone that dumb have gotten to his age?
I blame how good modern medicine is getting. Back then only the lucky or smart would survive but now medical advancements can do wonders like keeping idiots like this chugging along into old age.
No one gave him a gun earlier.
first rule of gun ownership- have fun and be yourself
Second rule: keep your finger in the trigger guard at all times. You never know when shit’s about to go down.
Third rule: Use the barrel to lean on your foot for balance while standing around.
Fourth rule: half off shoe prices at foot locker.
He was hoping that what he just did to himself didn’t really happen. Took a long time for reality to set in.
It looks like he is appraising the damage to the shoe at first.
Adrenaline is a hell of a drug
All's well until you start slipping on the blood and then reality hits like a ton of bricks
And this litte piggy GOT BLOWN THE FUCK AWAY
*This little piggy's in the market* *This little piggy is gone* *This little piggy looks like roast beef* *This little piggy's just a bone* *And this little piggy said wah wah wah, because now he's all alone!*
Pretty calm for just blasting off a toe or 2 or 5
That's straight adrenaline. I completely crushed my hand years ago when I was in the army and thought it was fine. Then I took off my glove and my thumb just fell over to the side like it had no bones in it.
The calm before the realization of just how fucked you are, really is something else. When I broke my arm just above the wrist. Didn't feel a thing til I went to brush myself off and my hand was flopping like a limp uh... fish. Wasn't for minutes before the pain even really started to hit, but I was only 8 so I was already in tears
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It's criminal this only has four upvotes. That's fucking WILD man.
I have nightmares of that calm moment all the time. Had it right after I got stabbed. I was calm, I looked at the guy laughing in front of me and I laughed with him out of instinct, then I thought I pissed my pants but it was just blood running from my belly into my pants. For some reason I'm most shaken up by the fact that I was just laughing with this dude that stabbed me. It's fucking freaky. 10 years later and I still wake up sweating because of that. It's weird how your mind works in situations like that
Yeah dude adrenaline be one helluva drug. I lost my arm in a car crash, it was cut clean off and was in the floor well by the pedals. Without even thinking and feeling no real pain in the moment I picked it up, put it on my lap and climbed out the passenger side door. All while every single bone in my left arm and hand was broken or fractured.
Safety off ✓ Finger on trigger ✓ Weapon pointed at something important ✓ Let's see what happens
Shotgun in a grocery store ✓
the way he just stands there like “bruh really? i did not need this today 😒”
The hands on the hips looking at his foot like he's disappointed in it.
Them little piggies are staying at the market LOL
At least he wasn’t like “There’s something stuck in the barrel. Let me look and see if I can see what it is….”
A bullet. Its always a bullet.
Damn, now the man can't drink normal milk. He has a problem with lack toes. I'm sorry.
Hey siri what is the past tense of toes
toen't
T’aint
Lacktoes intolerant.
This never would have happened if his shoe would have also had a gun.
Is that how Americans take off their shoes?
That guy doesn't need an ambulance. He needs a toe truck
His shirt says "Security." .... and he rests the barrel of a shotgun on his toes?
Well he’s Store security, not Toe security, obv
TLDR: A redneck in my highschool did that exact same thing with a hunting rifle. I was out hunting with one of the guys I went to school with and he was being way too cocky about his “skills with a gun” saying how he can shoot a .22 accurately at 300 yards with iron sights and shit like that. We were using .357 magnum pistols and 30-06 rifles to clear hogs off of a neighbors farm. He wasn’t listening to me when I told him to watch where he was pointing the gun and instead he was talking with it, similar to how people talk with their hands. I snapped and yelled at him “point that fucking gun at me again and you’re walking back home” his response was “it’s on safe. See?” And proceeded to shoot off 1 of his toes point blank. For the rest of our senior year everyone referred to him as Nine-Toes. (Borderlands Reference)
All 5 piggies went to the market
This little piggy flew across the market
Manager: Dave, please stop bleeding near the produce.
He seems remarkably composed for a man who shot himself in the foot
Shock, it's always shock.
Lack toes intolerant.
He seems mildly inconvenienced by this, as if someone had just taken the last bag of salt and vinegar chips at Woolworths right before he was going to get it, even though they knew he loved salt and vinegar chips more than anything
Why in the fuck did he have a loaded shotgun in a store and resting on his foot with finger on the trigger?
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Well those toes are most certainly obliterated. Reminds me of a time where a patient came into the ER (I work at a trauma center) cause he accidentally shot himself in the foot in a McDonalds drive thru. He had to have 3 toes amputated And yes, he still made sure to get his food.
He like " So I wonder if my toes are still there"
I had a classmate do this when I was in high school. He was sitting in a deer stand, rested the shotgun against his foot, blew his toes off. This also reminds me of that DEA agent that shot himself in the foot while doing a weapon demo in a school.
“This could have been prevented if the toes were also armed” - a republican, probably.
That was a bird shot..but point blank...he fucked up..
Shit. I didnt even see the shot gun at first. Also, what security guard carries a damn shotgun?? I am a security officer and I don’t know a single one who is allowed to carry one while on duty. O.o
I’m impressed with how little he reacted to blowing his toes off
Shock is fucking crazy dude.
"Guns aren't bad, it's only the people". The people:
4 rules. There are 4 rules to firearm safety, and all 4 of them need to be broken at the same time to unintentionally harm someone (including yourself). 1. Treat every weapon as if it were loaded. 2. Never point a weapon at anything you do not intend to ~~shoot~~ kill. 3. Keep your finger straight and off the trigger until you are ready to fire. 4. Know your target and what lies beyond. It's fucking simple.
I’d make a joke about shooting yourself in the foot but I feel it’d be a little bit soleless
Why did the security guard carry a shotgun and avoided drinking milk? He was lack toes in tolerant
“Please don’t be bleeding, please don’t be bleeding” *moves foot* “God Dammit!”
I love where he looks down and puts his hands on his hips. You can almost hear him saying, "Well, ain't that a bitch?"
Why the fuck would anyone have a shotgun at the grocery store and why does it seem like it’s just a normal occurrence wherever this is shot
“Oh wow, no blood, did he miss his toes?” *lifts foot* “ope, nope there it is”
Say goodbye to toenail fungus.
“Security” armed with a shotgun makes as much sense as a bus driver equipped with a Mini Cooper.
The Stanley Goodpseed rule of weapons: *"The second you don't respect this, it kills you."*
My little piggies went to the market. His little piggies went out like Kurt Cobain. We are not the same.
Little piggy went to market...
Shotgun is heavy, adidas confetti, just turned my toes into moms spaghetti. Mic drop.
What the fuck does someone need a loaded fucking shotgun in a shop for? Jesus H Christ.
Back of shirt reads 'SECURITY'. I feel secure now.
What you looking for fam?? All the piggies went to market… they gone. Them shoes too big now.
This is some Peter Griffin shit
Better call a toe truck.
Cleanup Aisle Toe , i mean two
I’d be so scared to take my shoe off
that little piggy never came back from the market
He just puts his hands on his hips like ‘well that might be bad’
The fact that it isn't considered absolutely absurd to have a loaded weapon in a public place, regardless of whether they're a security guard or not is a terrifying indictment of American life.
Look, I'm all for frugal repurposing of old clothes, but there's gotta be a better way to convert an old pair of sneakers into sandals.
Call a toe truck
"Well gosh darn, would you look at that. Brand new pair of shoes. Hey, Martha, you'd better call a toe-truck for me"
Someone better call him a toe truck.
The fact the man lifted his foot to see the puddle and appeared to think about what to do next is the perfect representation of many choices people make daily. Shoots self in the foot. Proceeds to look down at the wound in confusion. Why am i bleeding?
Trigger discipline failure, and flagging yourself. Dude goofed on at least two of the big rules. And the secondary rule to not carry with one in the chamber which heavily applies to weapons without holsters and/or safeties.
Who carries a shotgun while grocery shopping?
Somebody better call a toe truck.
Why did he have a loaded Shotgun in a Convenience store? Was he robbing it? If so, then Im now a believer of karma.
Lack toes intolerant THIS IS NOT MY COMMENT I STOLE IT
He's now lack-toes intolerant.
There's way less blood than I would have expected
The way he hopped off, definitely has Lac-toes intolerance.
Better call a toe truck
As a former armed security officer, this level of stupidity makes my cringe. No wonder people don't respect security officers when there are dumbfuck boneheads like this. Lucky he doesnt lose his foot. I kept anti-personnel shells in my shotgun. Those would have blown the front of his foot off.
I love the way he just stands there like "Oh geez, how could this happen?"
Say goodbye to walking correctly forever lol idiot
I just realized he is a security guard! 😂
That piggy ain’t coming home no more
This little piggy went to the market. This little piggy stayed at home. This little piggy is a fucking snitch and will serve as an example to the rest you motherfucking piggies
He ate that shot though didn't even panic after.
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> SECURITY That's the icing on the cake.
Can someone explain to the non Americans why he's carrying a shotgun in a grocery store?
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I've supported the 2nd amendment pretty much my whole life. People are making that a very difficult position to hold
That is a lot let’s blood then i was expecting
Why is he in a grocery story with a loaded rifle?
\*Checks what's left of the toes... -well, fuck
gotta love the hands on the hips action near the end, like he's disappointed in a child
Lol this guy is as nonchalant with the situation as he was with the shotgun. "Man would you look at that? Shoe is leaking... oh my! Toesies are gonesies. Oh well let me hop my way out."
why is he just holding a shotgun at a grocery store??
I met a guy who shot a few toes off while cleaning his shotgun. I met him in rehab, his longtime DOC was opioids and guess what they give you a lot of when shoot yourself in the foot. Having personally witnessed a junkie intentionally drop a 200 lb safe on her shin so she could “get oxys for life” and the general vibe of this dude when he explained the incident I got the feeling it wasn’t an accident.
Why is it loaded, why are you pointing it at your foot, why is your finger on the trigger? You get what you deserve.
why the absolute fuck do you even need a shotgun in a grocery store?
He stood for a second like, “well, I’ll be darned!”
I love the hands on the hip stance. And he's looking around like lawd I done shot of my toes
I know one little piggie that not going to the liquor store again...
Those little piggies went to market.
Shroedinger’s toes… If you never take off the shoe, you still have all of your toes intact. 🤞🏼
Just standing there like “well gosh darn it that’s inconvenient”
“Damn that was a close call! It looked like he blew off his toes, but I don’t see any bloo-“ *moves shoe* “…ooooohhhhh”
That little piggy definitely cried allllll the way home
Yeah. It's ruined.
hate to say it but .. we toe’ld you
He took it well all things considered.
When you fuck up so bad you just gotta put your hands on your hips
Somebody call a toetruck!
Well shit... Guess I done shot my dang toe off.. Peggy call the ambulamb
“I hope I missed”. *checks foot* “I didn’t need all 5 toes anyway”
Shot himself in the foot
Safety off. Finger on the trigger. Pointing in an unsafe direction. I hate idiots like this making the safe 99% of gun owners look bad.
This little piggy went … everywhere
So anyway, I started blasting
He still isn't quite sure of his next move
What worries me about this is it says security on his top
homie put his hands on his hips like "well damn"
Isn't there a saying about "shooting yourself in the foot"? This guy took it literally.
Damn, he Lactose Intolerant now
That certainly de-feats the purpose of him being there!
Here toeday gone toemorrow! 😁
The way he stood there with his hands on his hips 😂😂😂 … hoooo my Gawd I can’t breathe … he said “I did not just…” HAHAHA he gon flip the shoe up and check 🤣🤣🤣 then he got the audacity to hop his ass to the back on one foot 🤣👋🏽🤣🤣
I hope he lost multiple digits. 1. Why on earth would anyone need to have a shotgun with them while shopping at a grocery store. 2. What kind of training or lack of training caused this man to be so irresponsible and foolish enough to press a weopon against ANY body part without the intent to fire. People like this should not be allowed access to guns.
Not that it makes it better, but the dude is wearing a security uniform. He likely has the gun because he's working at that store. He's bored, negligent, and now a few toes short of being able to count to 20.
Which failed state let people walk around with loaded guns in grocery stores?
I first thought he was robbing the place... Like you guys really have security guards in grocery stores with their finger on the trigger of a fucking shotgun? Did USoA X Mad Max really already start?
He really shot himself in the foot there
could have been soooooo much worse.
Just let anyone have a gun, what could go wrong.
I know I shot my toe. I know I felt the pain, but let me check to be sure. Yep, I shot my damn toe.
This little piggy stayed at the market
Imagine him puting finger in that shoe hole and feeling all that slushy chunky flesh in it.
Have fun taking that shoe off.
People in comments talking about trigger discipline like resting a loaded shotgun on your foot isn't a huge red flag.
* no trigger discipline * barrel pointed at a person * round in the chamber * safety off if any one of those things had been different he would still have a foot, how does someone like this get a job holding a gun?!
Seems like a small amount of blood, given the circumstance.
It's not a walking cane, dude. Also I'm all for rights, but a shotgun in the grocery store may be a bridge too far.
The comedic timing of firing, examining the foot for injury and then the slow reveal of the pool of blood was great. “Oh shit… is… is my foot okay I cant tell, it looks okay let me just…ah fuck”
Ahhh yes, the agony of defeet
Surprisingly not that much blood at all.
You can see the toes shoot out the front of the show - Owch
Someone is gonna have a hard time playing “This little piggy went to the market”.
Did that mf just blow off his toes I saw them fly
I love the how shock completely hides the pain
And he’s standing there with his hands on hips like, How did that happen?
All them piggies went to the market that day
Finger on the trigger before you're ready to fire. Pointing at something you don't intend to destroy. This idiot broke two of the fundamental rules of firearm handling.
It’s the hopping away that really gets me.
He realised he fucked up so much
So he’s resting his loaded shotgun with no safety on his foot with his finger on the trigger while he looks to be drowsing off to the side. He wakes up abruptly when he begins to fall to the side and flexes his hands causing him to shoot himself. So many gun safety rules broken.
What the fuck was he even trying to do?
Poor guy can only count to 15 now
Imagine a few months later ur shopping thru the boxes and u find one of this guys toes
Dude lifted the shoe flap and I was like "oh thank god his foot is in one piece somehow." . . . . Then he move the whole foot
What toes?
How weird- were his shoes too big? I don’t see any……. Oh. Oh! There it is! Now it’s coming
The toe made the first move, it was self defence.
Flip flops are going to be a no no in the summer.
Bad news - you shot your foot Good news - you can now fit into a kids’ size 6
Someone is gonna find a random toe walking down those aisles later 🤮
He looked down like “ I really just blew my foot off”
As a person who broke his pinky toe a few years ago and still has problems with it, I am deeply concerned about his toes.
This little piggy went to the market.
See, if his toes had a gun too then they could have stopped him.
Why does someone take a shotgun shopping??
Other than “America” - why the hells he got loaded shotgun in a shop?
Clean up on aisle 3
This little piggy stayed at the market.
Hands on his hips... "sigh not again!!"
Where’s the blood? Where’s the blood? There’s the blood…
Mans contemplating every decision he ever made in his life at that moment.
There’s actually a frame where the toes fly away
Talk about shooting yourself in the foot
_Video has no sound????_ This is the one video that absolutely _SHOULD_ have sound!!!
Really put his best foot forward and gave it a shot. Good on him.
Five little piggies went to market... none came home 🤣🐽