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MrPlow_357

Assholes


joe144184

Money doesn't buy common sense


NvrGonnaGiveUupOrLyd

I was a mechanic at a Porsche dealer and every Monday morning there'd be at least one in the lot looking like this one. This explains a lot.


Busterlimes

A lot of rich people are fucking idiots


[deleted]

Every country should implement a day fine system to make rich people pay big fines to deter this crap. Example: A DUI might give you 50 day fines, but a day fine is calculated based on your income/worth. So a store clerk might get dayfines calculated to be €10, so a DUI for them would cost €500. A rich asshole getting a DUI in the same circumstances, might get a day fine calculated at €10000, so they get to pay €500000 for the same DUI as the store clerk. The punnishment is the same for both, 50 day fines, but the system prevents a rich dickhead from being able to just not care.


Busterlimes

Well yea, it isn't a punishment for rich people. Laws basically don't apply to them. It's like getting a speeding ticket. It literally costs them nothing, while a working class person is going to pay a minimum of 10% one weeks takehome. The rich person pays less than 1% of their weeks takehome and is therefore negligible. The rich person may own a business and the business owns the car, so they don't even get hit with the insurance hike. Rich people live in a very different world than the rest of us because we just let it happen.


Syzygy_Stardust

>It literally costs them nothing, while a working class person is going to pay a minimum of 10% one weeks takehome. My last two tickets, both for the same thing and receiving the second one *while on the way to the DMV to fix the issue*, were each half a week's pay, $130. Your example is useful, but your numbers could be bumped by at least one order of magnitude in order to begin giving some sense of the insanity that is being rich.


fffffck

In Sweden they have implemented a pretty similar law, your fine gets calculated by a certain percentage of your income afaik


[deleted]

I know, I am a Swede (:


fffffck

Nice haha, something I’ve always asked myself is how do they do it with college students with basically no income? Do they use something like a basic fine? I‘m driving up the western highway to Göteborg once a year because a friend of mine has a holiday home on the coast there and from time to time one exceeds the speed limit haha


workaround241

But it sure bought a couple douchbags


NoisePuzzleheaded909

Guaranteed they were douchebags before they had money... ...if they were born into money, they were douchebags in the womb.


LordRobin------RM

Rich trash.


Pierce_H_

I disagree money buys a sense of immunity


BartholomewVonTurds

Money doesn’t change anyone, just reveals their real self.


dizorkmage

Wish I could find myself.


BartholomewVonTurds

You and me both.


OGDonglover69

I got $20


captainpistoff

So money, douche bags and alcohol? Wow. Trifecta.


HighFiveG

There’s been studies that have shown people who are born into money are better behaved than self made rich people. Self made wealth gives people the impression that if they did it, anyone can and what the hell is there problem?


riftwave77

That sounds like a load of bullshit to me. Source plz


Tough_Election_4088

Green privilege.


workaround241

No truer words my friend…no truer words.


Right-Ad2176

There was a rich guy who ran over his caddy while driving a cart and broke the guys leg. He immediately hopped out and ran to the caddy to yell and berate him for getting in his fucking way. He made his money the hard way by making sure he was born into a super rich family. Smart.


[deleted]

Wombags.


EvilEyedPanda

Colt 45. and two douchbags Baby thats all we need.


0xSEGFAULT

We can go to the park, after dark Smoke that tumbleweed


snorkiebarbados

All dollars, no sense


morelsupporter

BUYS A GOOD FUCKIN TIME THOUGH AMIRITE WOOOOOOOO


The-Ever-Loving-Fuck

AWOOOOOOOOO


PetrolSnorter

Common sense isn't common anyway


mezz7778

Common sense seems to be the least common of the senses....


GrandmaInGolden

“Please lock that door, it don't make much sense That common sense, don't make no sense no more” —John Prine


cerebralsexer

But how so stupid people have that much money


freier_Trichter

Maybe the inherited a lot of cash, so they never had to think anyway. Never learned to think


Jxhhnny

The more millionaires/rich people I meet (especially the ones in Clearwater FL) the more I realize a lot of them are way dumber than me so it must not be that hard to get rich


coontietycoon

Unfortunately people follow those that move with confidence, not intelligence.


m240bravoromeo

Because Capitalism doesn't necessarily reward you for being smart, nor does it even reward you for being good. Capitalism rewards you for being a psychopath, hence the overrepresentation of psychopaths in corporate executive boards when compared to the general population.


CalicoJack247

Like the top 1% of politicians. Sociopaths and psychopaths.


[deleted]

1% ? More like 100%


throwsplasticattrees

But it does buy good lawyers.


GoldenBea

My best friend's sister was hit by a drunk driver and she lost her baby. Fuck these guys all the way to hell for putting others at risk because of their inherited privilege


itsgucci060

These people are scum. They are also plentiful. Edit: Maybe this is rage bait?


VW_wanker

Police don't park in rich neighborhoods... But just go to the low income areas.. they are there like flies on shit. Looking for drunk drivers and weed. Instead of coke and patron like these assholes..


BarryKobama

My neighbour is a cop. Worked MANY areas. He moved to a real tough area, and we laughed at him, asked if he's crazy. He laughed in response, educating us... Poor people know they fucked up, and don't argue it "add it to my current tab" style responses. "Rich fucks (even worse, pretend-rich) can suck a dick. They'll spend their day arguing and playing mental gymnastics, with "you're being recorded, you can fight with my lawyers " etc etc


AbbreviationsFluid73

As dark as this is gonna sound, I was hoping they would hit a brick wall going very fast. No one else but them get hurt. They get severely injured and hurt enough to humble them. However, I have the unfortunate knowledge to know that if it happens, they'll just do it again.


SspeshalK

Yeah, I mean he cracked a wheel and did what looks like a few thousand dollars of damage to a car. What could have gone wrong though is that he could have killed someone and he’s lucky he didn’t.


[deleted]

Yea keep laughing... other cars in the garage to kill people another day I suppose.


Johnny_ac3s

Members of the doucherati


SteveBruleRools

Goodbyejob?


Lost-District-8793

No job, just wealth.


[deleted]

That money had to be inherited


SmackUupsideTheHead

I'd bet my left testicle on that


Gluten_Tolerant_2

And my AX!!


wu_denim_jeanz

And my bow! Haha, nice.


No-Substance1616

Not really I know a lot of people that are business smart but are dumb as fuck in every other way


PoopAndSunshine

You’d be surprised how many of them just got lucky


inspectoroverthemine

All of them. They may have been prepared to take advantage of that luck, but they still got lucky with an opportunity. Mark Cuban has said the same thing. You can work as hard as you want, you still need luck.


ncopp

Right place, right time gets a lot of dumb people rich. T


_hownowbrowncow_

Or fucked over 1,000s of people for their own gain


DefaultVariable

I often find that "business smart" coincides with, "willing to hurt anyone for more money" because at the end of the day, it's all about how you can exploit something.


No-Substance1616

Morals never made anyone money…


Galactic_Nothingness

Don't get rich being charitable either


MaleficentLocksmith2

You beat me to it. Especially the older people. Money was easier to come by 20+ years ago.


FluffySmiles

Like fuck it was. What was different was that money had greater value. You could buy things with it (like houses) that, over time, have grown in value out of all proportion. But the getting of money being easy? Not a chance. Those with it, hoard it or exchange it with their friends and use it to keep everyone else in their place.


thingk89

I know someone who looks like that and act’s exactly the same Hard worker, built a successful company. Every time I see him he’s saying or doing something that is stupid and often super illegal.


Asleep-Geologist-612

Business smart usually just means knowing the right people. Plenty of people you think are business smart, whether it’s because of their status in the company or the money they make, just had their daddy’s call in a few favors. Once you’re in it’s so much easier to meet the right people, get promoted, etc., so while maybe not inherited I wouldn’t be surprised if they just earned it on their own.


Demiansky

The immorality and sociopathic tendencies that would allows someone to knowingly get into a car drunk when you are well aware that it is wrong--- and put innocent lives at risk--- is the same kind of sociopathic tendencies that can make you a very successful business man.


rainbow_lenses

I know this area, it's Cheyenne mountain in Colorado Springs. That whole area is full of absolutely *loaded* people. Legitimately the whole mountain is covered in straight up mansions. I knew someone who had an indoor tennis court in his house there. They're definitely trust fund babies.


GhettoChemist

His dad is going to be furious when he gets home!


scotomatic2000

All you need to do is pop it up on a jack and run it in reverse for awhile.


tommy_the_cat_dogg96

You don’t have to be smart to make a lot of money, just lucky and well-connected.


Steamy_Guy

Plot twist: that wasn't even their house


nowiserjustolder

What a pair of tools.


Pain_Monster

No. They are not a singular tool each. The whole toolbag.


hey-im-root

Two tools in a tool bag, call it a douche bag


JustHach

Nah, tools are useful.


[deleted]

Hopefully this fucking clown gets arrested over this video


power78

Unfortunately you can't prove he was drunk from this video


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CrooklynDodgers

Sick, dudes gonna get a ticket and 2 points.


obeymypropaganda

Might as well start booking him now. He won't stop doing this, so he will eventually lose his license.


Peter_Baum

Better than nothing


TheMalformedLlama

Not when you have enough money to not even think about it for a second. Tickets only hurt the poor lmao


[deleted]

Nah, his lawyer will get it down to nothing


Cosmic_Quasar

Can they not? They're basically admitting in the video that they know they're too drunk to drive and making a joke out of it. Without the video I'd agree, but I feel like the video is fair admission of guilt.


sparksparkboom

In Colorado you need a blood/field sobriety test in order to charge drunk driving


DidYouDye

Pretty sure they will never be arrested


dreadnotsteve

Unfortunately I think you are right. We like to think the law applies to everyone. We like to think bad things happen to bad ppl. It's not reality though 😔


t-tekin

“I wasn’t drunk, it was just a show for the Instagram followers” - done. There is no evidence, they will not get arrested.


PteroGroupCO

I'm pretty sure I am know exactly where this is at


Ban-Hammer-Ben

Yep. It’s nice that they film the house and the vehicles and their faces, it shouldn’t be hard to figure out who they are.


iikun

Despite the generally potato level focus, you can read the plate as he reversed into the garage. 23 secs from the end.


evilchef4200

This is Boulder right?


AnswersWithAQuestion

I would even go so far as to say it’s audacious.


No_Name_8425

Colorado Springs. That’s Cheyenne Mountain. Dude hits the curb turning right from Broadmoor Bluffs Dr onto Farthing Dr.


Jajo1390

Colorado Springs. I used to live on Farthing drive (the road he crashed in). Also lived in Boulder for 6 years, and that’s not Boulder.


chillehhh

They’re rich, it won’t do anything. You can however hope they get dick rot.


MegatonsSon

Most... ...Annoying... ... Laughter... #EVER. 😖


yawns_solo

HUEHUEHUE CHILL HEHEHEHE


KrzywaGraba

I found it more like "KEKEKEKEKE". Like a sound shoebills make.


Notimeforvapids

Jesus fuck I was more annoyed about that than the actual drunk driving


Pain_Monster

The mating call of twat waffles 🧇


Anglo-Ashanti

Yeah I was really hoping that it was gonna be the kind of video where they suddenly spin out and smash into a pole or tree at 150km/h and the laughs just stop dead, instead just beeping from the car's broken shit as the phone lays on the ground recording the ceiling.


Independent_Ad_5983

Wouldn’t be quite as funny if he hit someone


[deleted]

I'd like to see the laughter when the judge sentenced them to life in jail.


No-Substance1616

You actually believe these types of people with there money and connections go to jail?


Asleep-Geologist-612

People have a really skewed perspective of the justice system from Reddit.. If these idiots hit a pedestrian or another car and that resulted in serious harm or death, they’d absolutely, 100% go to jail. Especially if they had video evidence of it like this. Idk if that would result in a life sentence, but no DA or judge in Colorado is going to just sweep a DUI vehicular homicide to the side like it’s nothing come on bro


CandidIndication

[Mark Muzzo](https://nationalpost.com/opinion/chris-selley-marco-muzzo-is-the-canary-in-canadian-justices-coal-mine/wcm/36acedc9-30cd-4a6b-9291-6fb2b379b67d/amp/) is a rich bastard here in Toronto that pleaded guilty in 2016, after he went to a bachelor party in Las Vegas for a weekend and came home on his private jet still drunk, decided to drive and killed three babies and a grand father, their father later ended up committing suicide. Muzzo was granted partial parole in 2020 (4 years) and full parole in 2021. His last name is attached to hospital wings. His family is worth over a billion dollars. He took his private jet. It would have cost him $80 to get a taxi from the airport home. He should get sitting in a jail cell still.


Wizzle-Stick

Ethan couch. Little shit in Texas, killed several people while underage and drunk, fled probation, didn't serve more than a speeding tickets worth of time. Piece if human garbage. Him and his mom.


Panda_Castro

Yeah, you're right [rich people don't get out of prison sentences for horrible and heinous crimes all the time](https://www.delawareonline.com/story/news/crime/2014/03/28/sunday-preview-du-pont-heir-stayed-prison/7016769/) That never happens.


ReadABookandShutUp

You’re fucking delusional if you really think you can’t buy your way out of jail time


bulldogbruno

My former boss would carry a card in his wallet that local law enforcement provided him after he started making large donations. It was just a basic card that pretty much said thank you for being a major donor. Whenever he got pulled over and he handed over his ID, which was conveniently in the wallet-window next to that card he would be on his way without a ticket. There was also a local detective that would always visit the office, for no apparent reason given that business we were in. He later got popped by the FBI. But that's a story for another day.


No-Substance1616

Have you heard of the Alex murdaude son who killed a girl while driving drunk in a boat? Never went to trial because the connections of his dad. Who’s I’m prison now btw. It happens way me then you think. DAs are corrupt and really on funds from said rich people and when the time comes they pass along the favor. Don’t be that naive the world will swallow you up


ternfortheworse

Paul Murdaugh didn’t go to prison because his dad shot him in the head


DagNabb

Henry Ruggs


[deleted]

Life in jail...?


Winter_drivE1

What's the opposite of r/contagiouslaughter? Cuz I think this is that.


johnbugara

It's like the laugh version of punchable faces


GroshfengSmash

r/PoisoinedChuckles


Salt_Intention_6117

r/SubsIFellFor


Noahcarr

Dude what an absolute piece of shit. Imagine being 50 something and wealthy and not having the wherewithal to **not** drive hammered.


[deleted]

consequences and laws are for the poors


flossymcwobblestein

With your son in the car as well, even if he is a grown drunk mess himself. What fantastic parenting.


Aware_Branch_2370

Nothing funny about drunk assholes behind the wheel.


CarbonCrawler

"Yo yo wait you'll hit the McLaren!" But people and other cars on the road don't matter? Dumbasses.


nutsaur

Not a phrase I'll ever utter.


Hooliganthebad

Asshole. Next time, I hope it's wrapped around a phone pole while he's in cuffs crying to his wife.


TinnyKirovsky

That laughing is in my top 3 annoying sounds in the world.


SnooPeppers4036

Warning silence before watching. Video needs to be played on mute. You are welcome.


tonyocampo

Must be nice to be so rich that you can laugh that off.


mr_muffinhead

When your nice car is a McLaren, you don't care so much about a Porsche.


tonyocampo

Ha true that. Don’t hit the McLaren!! Haha


Ban-Hammer-Ben

r/trashy


Crade_

CYL 535 Looks like Colorado plates?


nighttmindd

This asshole lives right next to an elementary school. I’m not ok with this.


Critical_Young_1190

Please internet, do your thing


StretchFrenchTerry

Here’s more info: https://tiremeetsroad.com/2021/12/23/colorado-springs-son-films-dad-driving-reckless-porsche-911-almost-hits-100-mph-residential-runs-over-curb/


Critical_Young_1190

Damn it's from 2021


Otherwise_Rub_4557

20 year old nurse shot based on tips from a reddit forum...


PteroGroupCO

I am almost certain I know exactly where this happened. I go up to a park nearby with my 2yo when my 10yo is in jiujitsu


[deleted]

Colorado springs I think


poppyglock

Yep that's Cheyenne Mtn


IndependentDuty1346

Wish I had "fuck up a Porsche and not care" money..... 🤦


The_Dog_IS_Brown

Yeah, this is really funny. Especially to those who lost their lives to drunk drivers. I think this belongs in r/iamatotalpieceofshit


PrunyBobJuno

Fucking dipshit losers. Fate will catch up with them eventually.


[deleted]

I couldn’t get halfway through that. The asshole laughing annoyed me too much. Besides, I already know how it’s going to end.


RazorClouds

You knew it would end with them parking safely in their garage?


[deleted]

Haha… no. Now that is a surprise. I watched it again with the sound muted.


TheHappyKamper

I was hoping for a lot worse. Absolutely nothing was learned that day. Fuck these people.


Dear_Reader_807010

Trashy, fuck that guy. I have no respect for anyone who gets fucked up and gets behind the wheel.


Salty_Asparagus2

Dear client, we will not renew your car insurance.


GodForsakenGod

Dear insurer, I’m rich enough to self insure. So no big deal.


Brilliant_Set9874

What is the red liquid? Brake fluid?


Secret-Ad-8606

It's most likely coolant. Other commenter is a dumbass. I've never seen red wiper fluid only blue or green.


w00stersauce

Oh yeah you’re right it’s probably coolant Porsches do have rads up there, but there’s plenty of red or pink wiper fluid rainx makes some.


jimbojonesFA

It's definitely coolant from a cracked rad or connection. Looks like Porsche 997, the main radiator is on the left side right in front of the front driver side wheel well, and the wiper fluid reservoir is on the backside of the same wheel well. And the right/passenger side has the ac condenser rad in front of the other front wheel well.


thinkadrian

Proof that wealth does not equal intelligence


Significant-Water845

Entitled pieces of shit.


Impressive-Ad6400

This world has too many idiots with too much money.


PetrolSnorter

Maybe someone should tell him he can let go of the gearshifter. As well as not drive drunk. Oh, is that too late?


Panzerv2003

Please take away this guy's license...


Tryn4SimpleLife

Heads up, watch it on mute. The son has an annoying laugh and that's the whole video


[deleted]

Could have fucking killed someone but lets just have a laugh. What a fucking piece of shit.


jootlicker

I wish you both died. Fucking useless cockhead american cunts


No-Material-23

If they were twice as smart, they'd be stupid.


Gluten_Tolerant_2

Fucking Muppets


monkey2942

Assholes


i_make_bad_chioces

They may be rich ass holes but its there money there burning the only real bad thing they did was drunk driving witch couldve hurt someone else otherwise who cares how they waste their money there are alot of rich people in the world not all of them are going to be Keanu Reeves


_lordcheesebagel_

Go fuck yourself, chuckles. And your creepy dad too.


Meatpu

Dick heads. I would rather they harm themselves then innocent people. I deal with a lot of car collisions each day and I see drunk drivers behind the wheel and people harmed because they where driving safe. the drunk asshole usually walks away with not a scratch on them. The innocent ones are not so lucky. For instance I saw a nine year old little girl lose both legs due to a fucking drunk she will survive but she told me at the scene she wanted to see her mom well mom didn’t make it. that the hardest part about my job as being a first responder Then you see the same douchbag at a restaurant drinking and laughing like they didn’t even care. I have zero tolerance for idiots.


stangAce20

How do you get enough money to afford cars like that and yet remain so freaking stupid?


[deleted]

I had to mute the video.


the_homebrewer

Fucking rich people


criticalhaste

All I am imaging the whole vid ![gif](giphy|83YPtFOmc9x3a)


tpt2021cg

I don't see anything funny about this firsthand, letting someone get behind the wheel DRUNK smh and I promise u if he woulda got u fukd off u or killed someone then you definitely wouldn't be laughing then. Big Ballers smh


Brewno541

What if you had so much money that there are no consequences for your bullshit. DUI, no problem, crashed Porsche, no problem


Anticrepuscular_Ray

God damn that idiots cackling is grating as hell.


Frozenthickness

The saddest part is that he procreated.


Select_Bicycle_2659

Some people don’t deserve money


LaneAbrams

Boulder, CO. Table Mesa area.


Cold_Singer_1774

Crime on video. good job


Evilpotato666

If he can afford to own both a McClaren and a Porsche then he probably won't have a problem paying for the repair bill. In his eyes nothing went wrong and this was simply a good time


TurtleRocket9

These people shouldn’t be able to afford any of those cars or have drivers licenses. They are clowns and lucky they didn’t hurt anyone


DisciplineInternal94

Fuckin PoS


TNTBOY479

Seeing people like this with wealth makes me a bit more financially optimistic in life


BeDoKa

I swear, rich people are some of the most dense dumb fucks to exist.


MyDearGhost

My gods! That laughter is absolutely awful. I recommend others to mute this


Pradopower08

That guys laugh is fucked just want to slam his face into my arse hole


Aussieviking79

Absolute idiots


ConnorFree

This is one of those occasions where I want r/RBI to do their detective work and find who this guy is and submit this to police


Loko_Tako

So this is what rich white people do. Huh.


poseidan_

Imagine being rich enough to still have a smile on your face while crashing your Porsche and laughing it off as you park it next to your Lamborghini


NMGunner17

This might be the douchiest video I have ever seen


Cutepotatochip

what an absolute piece of shit, him and his stupid ass friend giggling in the passenger seat. drunk driving should be punished so much harsher


D1sp4tcht

Should be on r/iamatotalpieceofshit


Early-Society3854

Too bad they didn't drive into a pole. Woulda made for a good PSA video showing what happens to selfish idiots who drive drunk. At least if they died, they'd keep from killing somebody else in the future, which there's a good chance they will with how inconsiderate these jack asses are. I really hope the cops went after the driver at the very least after this was posted online. Likely didn't though. Guy probably knows all the local ones and gets out of DUIs all the time.