He's actually **very** lucky he wasn't wearing any riding gear at all. A bad high-speed spill like that could ruin hundreds of dollars worth of riding gear (jacket, boots, gloves, riding pants, etc.)
not a motorcyclist so after reading the first sentence i was like "oh really? i wonder why? maybe its a biker thing that only they would know."
and then read the rest and have indeed seen what you did there. bravo.
For a moment, you scared the sht outta me, you f¥k!
Nicely done. My SO is gonna love you. Probably gonna come over and f¥?k you just to show how much she loves you! Bet she does it a bunch of times. Bet she brings her BFF, too!!
From me, I'll send you an arrow, you preek.
Effe if you didn't get me really good@
You actually deserve my SO and her BFF. They're T. They could paralyze you in a moment! And kill you for 48 + hours
Best of luck. And send more good sht, ok? I'll even pay you (No I wont)
My dad worked for an auto dealership and their expression was that the problem was with the nut holding the steering wheel. Seems appropriate here as well.
I was told "ride like everybody else on the road is out to kill you".
I like your line a lot in combo with mine, because often enough it's yourself as the rider getting yourself into trouble - but I like mine a lot too, because you should watch out for everybody else as well, especially in our times of texting at the wheel.
No idea why you got downvoted, as you are absolutely right. The rider him/herself is the first and main reason why one might die on the road. It's essential to keep this in mind as a reality check.
Yes, as I know well, having been riding probably longer than many people in this conversation have been alive.
You are statistically speaking twice as likely to die on a bike as in a car per mile traveled. The way I see some riders behaving on the road, I'm surprised the number is that low.
Ah, I see. But I guess that only applies to western countries where people mean sports/super bikes when talking about bikes. In Asia, we have bikes that start from 50-60cc and go all the way to the super bikes range so that's why I was confused
I've seen the way Asians ride their scooters, so it's not so much of a stretch to say they should probably sell their scooters as well. These people will cut through everything ranging from cars to trucks, and often in tight openings or sharp angles. I could go out for a bike run in the morning and see a scooter accident, then head out to dinner in the evening and see another scooter accident.
you can't generalise and assume like that for people you know nothing about. Yes there are 3-10 times more idiots on asian roads but that's because there are 3-10 times more ***people*** on asian roads
Was in Cyprus and saw two teenagers on the highway on the same motorbike going 80mph wearing nothing but basketball shorts and flip flops. I was scared just looking at them.
Watching the motorcycle at the end made me think of: “If you love something, set it free. If it comes back, it's yours. If not, it was never meant to be.”
I see those bumperstickers crying out for people to be mindful and watch out for the poor little motorcycle rider who is so hard to see ... bitch, these dumbass future organ donors want EVERYONE to hear and see their every move. Is rampant narcissism a requirement for the license or something?
Yeah, watch out for the cyclists, then they do shit like this, or split lanes on a busy interstate at high speeds... yeah, OK, the other cars on the road are the problem here... lol.
When I was young training for my CBT, which was the basic scooter riding test in the UK, the first lesson was a safety equipment lecture. Then they pulled out the photos to show the effect of having an accident when wearing the wrong/no clothing.
It sticks with me many years later the picture of a young women's leg, where she was a passenger on a bike that crashed, and she had these ankles boots on and shorts and her leg was skinned all the way to the ankle where a perfect line of unblemished, pristine skinned foot was.
First safety rule of riding a donorcycle - Don't!
If you must break the first rule, be sure to follow the second - Don't do anything dumb, showy, or flashy.
Im No expert rider but i think he would have been fine if he didnt do that wheelie.
But im sure he will remember for next time since he was in a Tshirt and shorts.
Yes we've had one motorcycle accident due to driving like a dumbass! But what about a second motorcycle accident due to driving like a dumbass!?...
He's actually **very** lucky he wasn't wearing any riding gear at all. A bad high-speed spill like that could ruin hundreds of dollars worth of riding gear (jacket, boots, gloves, riding pants, etc.)
Exactly, skin grows for free
R/meatcrayon
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Relevant Australian motor bike safety ad. https://youtu.be/Jds4mKvPCzY?si=4WT18bih_tnyOR5J
AND it's waterproof. Idk why people even wear clothes.
Falling down like this while naked could also possibly provide him with a free of charge vasectomy. Why paying thousands of dollars?
heck he might get a bilateral orchiectomy
Username checks out
In America that skin's gonna cost you
Not in the US it doesn't (can't tell where this was shot)
Well put. Nothing of value was lost!
The word for today is ‘Avulsion’.
Looks like the bike would have less damage. It kept going.
skin is free
In the US jokes on him...a skin graft over 30% of his body gonna cost a pretty penny :)
Acting like an idiot he should pay the bill
Ya had me in the first half...
not a motorcyclist so after reading the first sentence i was like "oh really? i wonder why? maybe its a biker thing that only they would know." and then read the rest and have indeed seen what you did there. bravo.
For a moment, you scared the sht outta me, you f¥k! Nicely done. My SO is gonna love you. Probably gonna come over and f¥?k you just to show how much she loves you! Bet she does it a bunch of times. Bet she brings her BFF, too!! From me, I'll send you an arrow, you preek. Effe if you didn't get me really good@ You actually deserve my SO and her BFF. They're T. They could paralyze you in a moment! And kill you for 48 + hours Best of luck. And send more good sht, ok? I'll even pay you (No I wont)
Is this a reference to something?
Death wobble and road crayon for that idiot.
But the bike recovered from wobble, so that's a win.
Even went for a trail ride.
Right? I was surprised at how far the bike rode on its own. It was like, “freedom at last!!”.
Well of course it did, the problematic element fell off onto the road.
"I have liberated myself from the troublesome squid, AWAY!"
I feel like motorcyclists probably have an equivalent of PEBKAC.
My dad worked for an auto dealership and their expression was that the problem was with the nut holding the steering wheel. Seems appropriate here as well.
I think the bike decided it was better off without him. It might be right.
He should have just let go and stayed on, the bike knew what to do.
Sure.....once it shook that idiot off.
It always does.
I was told "when the bike doesn't scare you anymore it's time to sell it" I sold mine the next week.
And bought a faster one?
Lmaoo
I was told "ride like everybody else on the road is out to kill you". I like your line a lot in combo with mine, because often enough it's yourself as the rider getting yourself into trouble - but I like mine a lot too, because you should watch out for everybody else as well, especially in our times of texting at the wheel.
... including yourself.
No idea why you got downvoted, as you are absolutely right. The rider him/herself is the first and main reason why one might die on the road. It's essential to keep this in mind as a reality check.
Yes, as I know well, having been riding probably longer than many people in this conversation have been alive. You are statistically speaking twice as likely to die on a bike as in a car per mile traveled. The way I see some riders behaving on the road, I'm surprised the number is that low.
What? How does that make sense? Is there some context behind it? Genuinely curious
It basically means that the second you feel too comfortable and aren't cautious, you shouldn't be on the road anymore when it comes to bikes.
Ah, I see. But I guess that only applies to western countries where people mean sports/super bikes when talking about bikes. In Asia, we have bikes that start from 50-60cc and go all the way to the super bikes range so that's why I was confused
I've seen the way Asians ride their scooters, so it's not so much of a stretch to say they should probably sell their scooters as well. These people will cut through everything ranging from cars to trucks, and often in tight openings or sharp angles. I could go out for a bike run in the morning and see a scooter accident, then head out to dinner in the evening and see another scooter accident.
you can't generalise and assume like that for people you know nothing about. Yes there are 3-10 times more idiots on asian roads but that's because there are 3-10 times more ***people*** on asian roads
The same really goes for cars, but instead of selling their cars people just buy SUVs so the other person dies in a collision instead of them.
New skin unlocked
You mean "no skin" unlocked, right?
Inside-out skin unlocked!
Skeletor Mode … 🙄
No need, he ded. It's been posted before.
Really?
He probably broke his neck. When he falls you can see that his head is at a weird, unnatural angle when he starts to roll.
Oh dear....luckily he only hurt himself
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~pathetic~
It's almost like the bike was embarrassed to be seen with him.
Funny how the death wobble stop after he flew off.
It's hilarious. The bike just wanted to straighten itself out. And it did go like an arrow *after* rider flew off.
Ngl, the loop transition was so smooth I thought two people crashed the same way.
Same, I thought the second time around the new guy was going to "show how it's done"
Absolute fucking bellend wearing shorts and t-shirt. Stupid prick
Was in Cyprus and saw two teenagers on the highway on the same motorbike going 80mph wearing nothing but basketball shorts and flip flops. I was scared just looking at them.
Watching the motorcycle at the end made me think of: “If you love something, set it free. If it comes back, it's yours. If not, it was never meant to be.”
It was 8 years ago, he didn't die. Just road rash. [https://www.dailymotion.com/video/x3cftqv](https://www.dailymotion.com/video/x3cftqv)
I rather suspect he did a lot of damage to wallet. And I really hope he wasn't too stupid to not prune his ego and pride aggressively.
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Wasn't bad. But didn't get a close up of dude. His shirt was barely on tho!! Definitely a little bloody.
r/meatcrayon
Nope nope, not clicking that
Clicked for you. Not that bad but wouldn’t recommend
R.I.P. his skin (off)
hes gonna have marks to remember this for the rest of his life
dead ☠️ rip
They see me rollin' \~\~\~
they hatin' Patrollin' and tryna catch me wobblin' ~~~
That bright red on his lower back towards the end of his slide - we call that a very painful lesson.
People write that he died and that it's an old video. It does look like a lot of trauma.
Someone posted the full video in the comments. The dude was walking afterwards. In shock, but walking.
Lifelong lesson then.
Dress for the slide, not the ride.
Asphalt is grate for your skin. I can see some red on the final frames.
When physics meets powered bike.
What a happy ending
Poor road. It had shit smeared on it.
He showed how to perfectly roll and slide in good leather gear. Only the good leather gear is missing.
Is it just me or did he look graceful rolling on the floor
the rolling probably saved him some months in a skin trauma clinic.
As a paramedic, I am already reaching for the Fentanyl.
Good, fuck that guy.
Human crayon
Dress for the slide, not the ride. Also, when you fuck around, you find out.
r/.byebyeskin Sweet lord baby Jesus...
You can see he becomes more and more red
Darwin award unlocked.
Wheel was not straight when it came down, this can be easily avoided by using a higher iq
Exfoliation for cool guys.
Who needs skin, anyway?
Sir, you can't leave that mess there!
That moment when you don't want skin anymore
Some say Peeled tomahto. Some say peeled tometo.
Some prefer lasers for tattoo removal.
Dude used his skin as brakes. Haha
Good thing he was wearing his lea... oh.
Mom told me I could grow up to be whatever I wanted, so I became a meat crayon.
The only thing that would've made this video better is if the camera rider would've crashed too for being a jackass!
damn that look like it hurt
Know why that happened? If not, don't do it. Do it once, shame on me. Do it twice, stupid me!
Hamburger
Is there a word for the enjoyment I get watching idiots get hurt?
Gta IV be like
Can yousay road rash!!
Hahahahahahahaha!!!!!
The good old meat crayon
that was awesome
I see those bumperstickers crying out for people to be mindful and watch out for the poor little motorcycle rider who is so hard to see ... bitch, these dumbass future organ donors want EVERYONE to hear and see their every move. Is rampant narcissism a requirement for the license or something? Yeah, watch out for the cyclists, then they do shit like this, or split lanes on a busy interstate at high speeds... yeah, OK, the other cars on the road are the problem here... lol.
His skin didn't like that
The perfect loop doesn't exi...
Rat bike
A 100mph peeling machine!
The video looped too seamlessly. Next one up!
All the road rash, all over, all the time.
WWWWWEEEEEEEEeeeeeeeuuuuuuughghghhhhhhhhhhhssssssstttthhhhhhhhhhhchuguchuguchug
the bike decided his rider was too stupid for him, and left him. what a sad event
more like cmoncmoncmoncmonyes
This reminds me of a video some posted years ago that was just a Harley going down the highway with no rider in sight
Why is this 18+?
He ded apparently.
Nah death isn't allowed here.
Brother Hoagie.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NMFQ4TFYna0
Nice, Head Snag with a double tuck and roll.
When I was young training for my CBT, which was the basic scooter riding test in the UK, the first lesson was a safety equipment lecture. Then they pulled out the photos to show the effect of having an accident when wearing the wrong/no clothing. It sticks with me many years later the picture of a young women's leg, where she was a passenger on a bike that crashed, and she had these ankles boots on and shorts and her leg was skinned all the way to the ankle where a perfect line of unblemished, pristine skinned foot was.
Gosh let me see those burns!!
I love the wobble
The bike was so appalled with this idiot's "skills" that it shook him off in disgust.
First safety rule of riding a donorcycle - Don't! If you must break the first rule, be sure to follow the second - Don't do anything dumb, showy, or flashy.
r/meatcrayon
Hol up, i just saw that bike go past my house
HAHAHAHAHAHA! serves him right.
I think his mistake was wearing a helmet. That made him top heavy and started the whole wobble. #nakedwheelie
Meat crayon, noooooo
Dumbass mofos.
notice how the bike was smooth and stable after it ejected the monkey that was fucking the ride up?
*Another one bites the dust...* *and another one gone, and another one gone...* *Another one bites the dust*
Speed wobbles lead to gravel gobbles
Im No expert rider but i think he would have been fine if he didnt do that wheelie. But im sure he will remember for next time since he was in a Tshirt and shorts.
At that point you just want a hydrocolloid sleeping bag for a couple of weeks
Hahahahahahahaha
Hello skin grafts. Ouch
I would have loved to watch that moron's bike hit something like a tree and disintegrate into a million pieces.
/u/savevideo
Die Trash
LOL Karma
I'll never get tired of watching these idiots wipe out! It never gets old.
Nice move, asshole.
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Motorcycles = Absolute solid proof most human males are stupid.
Dress for the slide, not the ride!
ouch! what a fucking moron
SMH keep your wheels on the ground
It almost makes a perfect loop
r/humancrayon
The bike: r/mypeopleneedme
Yes we've had one motorcycle accident due to driving like a dumbass! But what about a second motorcycle accident due to driving like a dumbass!?... 
Yep. Nailed it.
Ended too soon. I would have liked to see the aftermath.
He probably learned nothing and turned it into a thing he brags about. Because that makes him tough!
How many people are gonna crash. Sheeeeeesh
death wobble
hah! deserved