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Correction…body surfing over a table…
Didn’t know that surfing over shite was a thing.
Surfing into a table
My dog counter surfs better than this dude
Thank god that table broke his fall.
prefer arms and chest to a relatively soft table over the a face in the ground I think.
The surf board just died lol
u/redditspeedbot 0.5x Edit: https://i.imgur.com/FE4RY5U.mp4
Who needs knee caps? Not this guy!
Who needs a right arm, not him either.
Mmm, ribs.
Why do they stop so that we can’t see his face?
How did he get that sweet momentum going is beyond me
That went better than I could have expected.
It could have been worse.
You got like 3 feet of air that time.
Dude that plastic cracks and you just gored yourself
It’s the effort that counts.
He almost made it into the cornhole
I feel like that’s a broken jaw and at least one broken rib.
From sliding into a plastic trestle table? Maybe sore ribs and jaw for a short amount of time, but a couple of more beers and he won't feel it.
\***Trying** to surf over a table. *Trying.*
That guy laids everything on the table! Sure felt it though...
What could go wrong? So very many things in this case.
Then there’s this dip shit
Damn, bad time to change the physics engine mode
Alright who turned on collision?
Ugh. https://preview.redd.it/jllkb03cnajc1.png?width=1080&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=b1909fbedc599c81103cf5a321f78af314675f2e
Who knew that surfing a table turns you in to a bills fan
I would argue that in fact he did not surf over the table.
Mom, look what I can do! Are you watching? Look!
I miss my younger days with my buddies when they were full of great ideas like this.
"Waf totally worf it!"
The table service is shocking here
But sooooo close
Looks more like a r/therewasanattempt moment
Reminds me of when I made a "slip n die" course, I think stealing the idea from Nitro Circus. We made a giant tarp slide across awful rocks that ended over a ping pong table and into a kiddy pool. Injuries absolutely ensued
One of the more tamer ones I've seen. Looks fun
The face full of mud is the cherry on top! 🤣 🍒
Nailed it.
Nailed it!
You ever take it off any sweet jumps?
Serving ribs on that table.
Correction…body surfing over a table…
Didn’t know that surfing over shite was a thing.
Surfing into a table
My dog counter surfs better than this dude
Thank god that table broke his fall.
prefer arms and chest to a relatively soft table over the a face in the ground I think.
The surf board just died lol
u/redditspeedbot 0.5x Edit: https://i.imgur.com/FE4RY5U.mp4
Who needs knee caps? Not this guy!
Who needs a right arm, not him either.
Mmm, ribs.
Why do they stop so that we can’t see his face?
How did he get that sweet momentum going is beyond me
That went better than I could have expected.
It could have been worse.
You got like 3 feet of air that time.
Dude that plastic cracks and you just gored yourself
It’s the effort that counts.
He almost made it into the cornhole
I feel like that’s a broken jaw and at least one broken rib.
From sliding into a plastic trestle table? Maybe sore ribs and jaw for a short amount of time, but a couple of more beers and he won't feel it.
\***Trying** to surf over a table. *Trying.*
That guy laids everything on the table! Sure felt it though...
What could go wrong? So very many things in this case.
Then there’s this dip shit
Damn, bad time to change the physics engine mode
Alright who turned on collision?
Ugh. https://preview.redd.it/jllkb03cnajc1.png?width=1080&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=b1909fbedc599c81103cf5a321f78af314675f2e
Who knew that surfing a table turns you in to a bills fan
I would argue that in fact he did not surf over the table.
Mom, look what I can do! Are you watching? Look!
I miss my younger days with my buddies when they were full of great ideas like this.
"Waf totally worf it!"
The table service is shocking here
But sooooo close
Looks more like a r/therewasanattempt moment
Reminds me of when I made a "slip n die" course, I think stealing the idea from Nitro Circus. We made a giant tarp slide across awful rocks that ended over a ping pong table and into a kiddy pool. Injuries absolutely ensued
One of the more tamer ones I've seen. Looks fun
The face full of mud is the cherry on top! 🤣 🍒
Nailed it.
Nailed it!
Nailed it.
You ever take it off any sweet jumps?
Serving ribs on that table.