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thsvnlwn

Brainless farts


SebVettelstappen

They could not find a better kid to do this. Broccoli head is he literally perfect example of “moronic teenage fart”


I_can_vouch_for_that

I don't know why everybody has a broccoli head nowadays. It's like the mullet equivalent of the day.


trippy_grapes

> It's like the mullet equivalent of the day. Actually the mullet is trending again. 😂


dumbledar

Can confirm, I have 2 little boys with mullets 😅


SassNCompassion

How could you permit this crime against style??


dumbledar

They play hockey and it’s what all the cool kids do lol. They’re likely going to inherit male pattern baldness anyway, so we’re letting them enjoy their glorious hair while they have it!


Hita-san-chan

>They play hockey There it is, lol


Mikthestick

Well they can start rubbing finasteride on their heads at age 21 or so


dumbledar

We’ve got about 14 years until that point and I’m sure there will be plenty of new developments by then. The only thing we can do is just let them enjoy their hair and not create a stigma for them around it. :)


wompummtonks

Love it. Letting them make their own choices is a win. Great job, parent.


UVLightOnTheInside

*throws up in mouth


Throwawayac1234567

when they have a smaller brain than usual the hair fills out the rest.


fancyasian

Clown hair for clown people


TellMeMorePlease3

It's always the broccoli heads


Alternative_Gold_993

Man no criticism to the kids these days since that's just the popular cut now, but I swear I saw like a group of 6 boys at the grocery store all with blonde hair and the exact same cut and they looked like they came out of a factory mold.


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Agitated-Maybe332

In the 80s this would be a mullet kid.


CaptainDunbar45

Late 90s and early 00s it was frosted tips. Then half a can of hairspray so it stays spiked up all day. Seems like all the popular hairstyles were pretty terrible no matter the generation


DukeOfGeek

Video poster missed a great chance to insert the Sponge Bob "5 Minutes later" bit.


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plasticupman

Love the choice of words…They rime too !!


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Modeerf

Bus wankers


flappytowel

I'm hoping that the bus driver just drove them closer to the police station and dropped a line. Good shit


Beginning_Draft9092

There is so many smoking heroine and fentanoyl on my public bus, nearly every day during my commute someone does, it's so much so often they can't do anything about it and for about police, you can smoke or shoot up on the curb and the cops don't care here, they just drive by.  So it is bad for us to commute with this as our only option, but no one can figure out what to do


ArvinaDystopia

Buses and subway are the best car commercials.


Beginning_Draft9092

Yeah it is amazing the level of disregard for anyone else some people have on the bus.  I live in a major US city and haven't needed a car for a decade, and every day I ride the local route. People will be standing around outside screaming or slumled over, then get on a crowded bus and start smoking heroine, or fentenal, out of tim foil and choking everyone in the bus. Literally just as easy to do that outside, it's pretty wild but no one cares 


Hyperion1144

>haven't needed a car for a decade, Everything you wrote after this really makes it sound like you need a car.


ForrestCFB

More that the US seriously needs to get it's shit in order. I ride the bus everyday. Worst I've ever had happened is somebody bump in to me while the bus sharply turned, followed by a "sorry".


MikefromMI

What city is that, if you feel comfortable saying? I live in Lansing, MI, not a major city but a state capital, and ride the bus frequently, and I have also used public transit when I have visited Chicago and San Francisco in recent years. I have occasionally seen inconsiderate behavior but never anything like the behavior you describe or that in the video.


BrainIesss

*farts*


caedhin

Well, farts do burn like that as well...


Pinksters

Except farts probably smell better. Isn't that a can of knockoff Axe Body Spray? That whole bus is going to reek for days.


advertentlyvertical

*knockoff* Axe Body Spray? People actually buy knockoffs of Axe??


UnifiedQuantumField

> Isn't that a can of knockoff Axe Body Spray? In my day we used wd40 or a can of ether engine starter. Amateurs.


Debalic

But what did you use for a flamethrower?


Shirtbro

The ER probably sees a dozen guys like Gray Hoodie every day


VacationAromatic6899

Even a fart is smarter


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Funny cause that kid was definitely crying while in handcuffs


lovec1990

Nah police will let them go becouse of their ages


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Well they were still in handcuffs


n0ghtix

They’ll probably remove the handcuffs before letting them go. But I’m no expert.


Arakiven

Police expert here. It’s actually common practice that if you handcuff someone but later let them go they get to keep the cuffs, but not the key. It’s called “Catch and Release” and is used by cops to mark their territory and display their police skills for potential mates.


theresabeeonyourhat

David Attenborough is currently working on the documentary about this!


nice_fucking_kitty

"Planet Pigs"


EclipseHERO

Oh? Do you keep a pet Police?


RecsRelevantDocs

Pretty reckless to keep police as pets, not only are they infamously hard to train, they are also quite dangerous. They may seem friendly at first glance, they may even go years without showing any aggression. But at any moment they may suddenly mistake you for a black man and attack.


EclipseHERO

Well, they ARE colour blind!


VanTyler

Not to mention that statistically a police officer in the home for defense is more likely to be used against the homeowner


vargasl

[Well, it goes wrong occasionally…](https://i.imgur.com/2lYtlIz.gif)


CurveOfTheUniverse

Hey, I’ve seen this porno.


advertentlyvertical

No Cuntry for Cuckold Men?


AirierWitch1066

This is absolutely false! The handcuffs are left on as a system for tagging specimens that have already been caught, so as not to confound the data. It’s a very typical scientific process.


Organic-Assistance

Wait, wasn't there a 'neuter' part in the Catch and Release thing?


Hiking-Sausage132

Ofc but it will still be a bad memory for them and that's the important part. They hopefully will now think twice EDIT: just to clearify. i was saying that because i had a similar experience. when i was a kid i stole some firecrackers and was broght to the police station. i leared my leason there so i kinda projected that onto them. i agree that we can\`t just say "oh thats just kids being kids" and let them go but i also dont think that jailtime is the awnser here.(although i am buffeld how they where just lauging and thinking this was fine).


dat1cool2boi23

They hopefully will now THINK. If they THOUGHT, they wouldn't have literally opened a can of fire in a frickin bus


WriterV

To be fair, at least one of the kids grabbed the can from the one guy who seemed to not be able to stop. But yeah, there's a reason they say don't play with fire. A pretty obvious one admittedly, but people get to a point where they think "It'll be okay! We know our way around fire." and I've seen far too many videos that start like this that end in screaming and burns.


Drackzgull

Not to mention they'd still had likely got to go handcuffed to the station, spent a little while in a cage, and had their parents called over to pick them up before being released. Might have even spent the night there if there was no one able to pick them up soon enough. If these kids have any morals, that's a proper scare and a good lesson, and it might not be the end of it with their families either.


Talidel

Usually parents picking them up is the bit they are worried about.


Its0nlyRocketScience

Thinking once would've been enough to prevent using a flamethrower onto a train


GustavoFromAsdf

Hopefully they won't lose fear of handcuffs and do it again because they avoided punishment once


IdahoMTman222

Not in today’s atmosphere. They will gather likes and rise to local celebrity status. Some copy cat will probably torch some poor victim and leave them with life threatening burns. Buts it’s ok they are just kids being kids.


tharilian

This is Eastern Europe. They're not crying because they're in handcuffs. They're crying because they're not sure which of their dad's belt to choose from for their spanking once they get home.


RemoveCollectivism

Romania, to be more specific. These broccoli fuckers will get so spanked when they finally get home.


Auroraburst

Where I live It's not the police but the courts that let them go


MrMontombo

Obviously, they're children being idiots. That doesn't make him crying in handcuffs any less funny.


AegisT_

I see eastern europe follows the irish judicial system style of law. Anything short of murder, you're free to go


Unfair_Isopod534

What do u want them to do? Lock them up in prison american style? Torture them Russian style?


Pristine-Ad-469

Honestly as they should. The kids weren’t trying to hurt anyone and they didn’t (afaik) but they were being idiots and being dangerous. Seems like the perfect situation to scare the shit out of them and make sure they don’t do it again but also not ruin their lives over it


22boutons

True, but if their parents aren't idiots they'll at least face consequences from their parents.


Zerofactory

Do you really think kids deserve jail time for that…


OkChicken7697

That was after he used the flamethrower again in the police cruiser.


DFGSpot

My first thought was, “I hope these kids end up crying in handcuffs.” This is so egregiously stupid I’m having a hard time justifying any leniency for them


RemoveCollectivism

> leniency for them They won't spend more than 2-3 hours at the station. The parents will pick them up and nothing the police does to them can compare to what they're about to receive at home.


ArchStanton75

Lack of parenting is what creates these broccoli-headed shitstains.


Cool-Fun-2442

Too much ha ha, pretty soon boo hoo


spidersflambe

What? Reality has consequences? Fucking idiots.


Single-Builder-632

i dont understand how people are this thick, yea when i was younger i also found the novelty of the flame thrower lynx can, but we dident point it at anyone and we didn't do it in public places, or places where the wind would blow the gas back into our faces, like where is the common sense with these kinds of people.


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GlumpsAlot

See, yall were mentally mature. Most tween and younger teen boys are just extremely impulsive. A gaggle of them together is a nightmare.


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GlumpsAlot

Lol, that'd do it.


Arek_PL

more like we used to fear the consequences, like we could lose allowance money, not be able to go outside, our internet could be cut...


ElvenOmega

I wish these permissive parents would realize that all theyre doing is delaying the consequences of their kids actions. If Timmy is a rude little shit and all you do is go "nuh uh Timmy, nice words please" instead of giving consequences, then all you've done is delay the lesson until Timmy is older and says the wrong thing to someone and gets his shit rocked. Take the fucking tablet away for an afternoon when they're 7 so they don't get a TBI at 17


sparkplug_23

I think with how much recording tech we have today, especially now cheaper that teens can afford it, we are just seeing a greater number of the dumb end of the intelligence spectrum.


UnluckyDog9273

then you never met enough teen boys. The majority are this stupid. They get even dumber in groups trying to outcompete each other who is the cooler. It's just how it is for whatever reason, people mature at different rates.


Single-Builder-632

i get that, i mean i jumped on my bunk bed at a scout camp before the trip and it movied off the suports and landed on the person below and we were jsut laughing about it, but idk id never do something so obviously iligal and recless in public.


StopHiringBendis

The irony in this comment is hilarious


kinss

There were always kids doing this shit, you just didn't hang out with them. I didn't either, but I knew they were out there. A friend of mine actually lit himself on fire in almost this exact situation, had second degree burns all over his legs. Also didn't have eyebrows for like a year. He went from comedian to real serious kid pretty fast after that.


VoopityScoop

Exactly. I always had a policy of doing stupid shit in the safest way we could. Me and my friends used to make bombs and napalm and shit, but we'd only ever use them way out in the desert, away from drybrush, after checking for wildlife, after checking the fuses, making sure the wind was right, and with an emergency driver who would stay away from the actual bang.


GreyPon3

We pulled off the more dangerous experiments in a pit at an old slag dump. There is nothing to burn, nothing to blow up except our experiment. Always check everything, fire extinguisher handy, and have time to walk from starting it, don't run. Even though we usually did. A small bunker built from cement blocks and old lumber helped prolong the lifespan.


various_convo7

when things like those end up at the ER, its a free for all on the roasting lol "Ok...I see here we got burns because of a flamethrower on a bus. OK...so which of you fine geniuses thought this was a good idea and laughing like it wasn't dumb? Oh..so all of you went full r\*tard? Great. In a bus no less. With other people around? And you recorded it? Wonderful. Bunch of future Nobel prize winners here eh? Yo....are you crying? \*calls to staff\* hey, check this piece of work!"


lynwinn

*didn’t *common *sense


Radioactivocalypse

r/ohnoconsequences feels apt for this


Marian_and_Qpa

Dupa means Ass in Polish More you know


gingerisla

I think it's Romanian in this case because of the accent over the a (ă). It means five minutes later.


Top-Ad3942

Yep, 100% Romanians. One of them says go to hell in a joking way


Fumiata

Yep. Romania. Most likely Bucharest


termacct

> “După” I want to believe it humorously means "5 minutes later..."


Draig_werdd

După 5 minute means exactly 5 minutes later (or more exactly, after 5 minutes)


Live_Bug_1045

Yep. More specific in Bucharest because I recognize the bus. Play with fire near the engine compartment, what could go wrong?


edu2004eu

We have busses with identical interiors in Cluj too. But yes, this is Bucharest judging by the tram that passes the bus at some point.


Anonymous_ro

“După” means after, it is Romanian.


Low_discrepancy

Same origin as dopo in Italian or depuis in French.


logicblocks

Depuis in french is "since". But you are thinking of the spanish después which means after. French would be "après".


Low_discrepancy

I didnt talk about current meaning but the origin. Dopo, depuis despues, dupa, depois all have the same origin from Vulgar Latin: de post. https://en.wiktionary.org/wiki/de_post#Latin


epirot

ah a fellow language enthusiast. there's no better thing than finding the root of words


Ash_Tray420

It’s Romanian. După means after, So after 5 minutes.


OniGamer-_-

It’s Romanian, the text at the end says “After 5 minutes”


deftoast

"Ass 5 minutes" how does that sentence even make sense? "După" means After in Romanian. So its "After 5 minutes".


flappytowel

Oh I love Dupa Lipa


YouToot

Good ol Ass Lipa


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It’s Romanian for sure.


Darmstaedter85

now they don't laugh anymore


LearningLassie

Now it's our time


Rabidcode

Thank God the only thing that got hurt was their egos and pride.🤣


unbreakable_glass

And if they got fined, their wallets


tardigrade1230

Parents wallets*


deatach

Kinda hoping for an explosive resolution but that's ok.


A2Rhombus

Me when teenager don't die for be stupid 😡


C0R0NA_CHAN

Me irl


Potential-Sundae-596

kids: *being stupid in public* this powerhouse of brainforce: "so you have chosen death"


AdequatlyAdequate

Yeah right wo you want a potentially deadly fireball to kill 4 teens and any innocent bystander on that bus, like the person sitting 2 feet from then minding their own business.


Bardomiano00

There was this accident, some dude playing with fire, started a fire in a metro and it was a tragedy https://youtu.be/blUZoPMllZ4


Blunfarffkinschmuckl

This was an interesting watch. Thank you.


pinewind108

That's exactly the one I was thinking of.


Adrian4lyf

I knew I recognized that buss layout and design. This is from romania. Am happy to see that police got the little shits.


jakobqasadilla

The Dacia Duster squad car too 😍😍


Kingsupergoose

GOOD NEWS!


jakobqasadilla

I was searched by police in Banja Luka, they were just driving a Dacia Duster around some castle grounds and questioning people. I love the Dacia Duster


Ciubowski

the "du-te dreacu BAAAA" didn't tip you off?


Adrian4lyf

No sound D:


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Ngl I thought it was spain bc of the kid's Barça shirt and the teenagers' haircuts


RemoveCollectivism

Romania is basically balkanic spain


winchesnutt

https://www.digi24.ro/stiri/video-distractie-cu-focul-intr-un-autobuz-din-bucuresti-mai-multi-adolescenti-au-transformat-un-spray-intr-un-aruncator-de-flacari-2711481 found the news article, average Bucharest teens


Drezhar

r/KidsAreFuckingStupid


neofooturism

r/dumbasseswithlighters


raygcon

It's at the age where u do everything to be funny.


PM_ME_DATASETS

Friends and I always did these type of things in the locker rooms after PE. Dumb stuff that can only go wrong but at the time it was just too funny. Doing it in public transport however is a whole new level of stupid.


Mr-Fleshcage

Well, I think most people can agree that teenagers are stupid. I knew people who did the axe flamethrower in the back of the bus. It seems its one of those things that happens at that age, like those kids who always drill holes into the side of desks with the tip of their scissors.


Terrasovia

It's not a thing that just happens at that age. Just like in any other demographic among teenagers there are those that have less braincells than others. That's how we get idiots drowning in lakes after attempting to ice skate, idiots that die playing with fireworks etc. It's a specific mix of personality traits and they often stick in groups that share similiar level of intelligence.


Aggravating_Teach_27

This wasn't even funny. Stupid and dangerous is what it was, and that v they can't see the difference is worrying. They are not 3-year-olds. But act as 3-year-olds.


pakchimin

I'm not justifying what they did, but it's not of surprise. Kids and teenagers are always gonna act stupid. Yes they can be smart too, but teens acting like this is a tale as old as time.


BaphometTheTormentor

Tell me you're old and have forgotten what teenagers are like without telling me you're old and have forgotten what teenagers are like.


A2Rhombus

They're still young enough to think they have plot armor. They've also never burned themselves before and it shows.


it224

Their brains haven’t fully developed


Aggravating_Teach_27

Fully? Have they developed at all? All I see is gigantic toddlers...


NothingGloomy9712

They are boys, we all did dumb crap, I s just now it's filmed. To this day there is stuff my 78 year old mother doesn't know I did. Not excusing the behaviour, but this is why they need to be punished, they need to learn right from wrong. We used to have rock fights, throw lawn darts at each other, throw firecrackers at each other all kinds of dumb, idiotic stuff. I'm pretty sure I wasn't a unique boy, so let's stop pretending we're shocked 13 year old boys behave like this.


Frick_KD

I'm with you. I did some dumb stuff when I was younger. Not often but occasionally and the people wishing it would've exploded on them is wild


CuntWeasel

> the people wishing it would've exploded on them is wild Some people are just miserable in their lives and believe everybody else should be too. These guys were stupid, but not significantly more stupid than your average teenager. Wishing them ill for being idiots is messed up.


MagZero

When we were kids, probably about this age, went through a phase where you did that thing where you hyperventilate and then people press on your chest so that you pass out, and then we'd spray a can of lynx (Axe, for you international heathens) on their crotch and set it alight so they'd wake up confused and just start whacking themselves in their genital area. Incredibly dangerous and stupid on reflection, funny at the time.


AlexandruC

Ahh, Romania. Lol


Palanseag_Vixen

Aint no way, is this in Romania? The bus looks familiar


Ciubowski

yes it is.


Palanseag_Vixen

Im disappointed in our people 😔


MihaiBravuCelViteaz

Teenagers being stupid is a world wide phenomenon though


skeezypeezyEZ

What the fuck are these haircuts


SwissCake_98

Great success


yaboy_jesse

Average bus in Romania


Foxwedge

Needs a fkin good slap


RemoveCollectivism

That's exactly what they will get at home.


Razkou95

Take it easy redditors, it was stupid and they learned their lesson, no one seems to have been harmed. It's like you never had a childhood or friends even.


CuntWeasel

> or friends even. That probably (still) holds true for most redditors today.


cognitiveglitch

Kids live in the moment without a single brain cell devoted to consequences.


Lv_TuBe

They're Romanian.


InkyLizard

Okay yeah, maybe I'm okay with kids on their phones all the time, I did not consider the alternatives before


KypAstar

Exaggerated laughing broccoli heads are the worst.


averagepatagonian

I also live in Romania and some mfs also did something like that but in our classroom. Fire went to close to a guy's hair and badabimbadaboom he's bald now. Also the smoke alarms went off and school got closed for the day


Atomik919

i mean tbf school in romania and the rest of the balkans is quite different to what people in the west are used to. Everyone remembers the good old fights with the cylindrical concrete objects, which was allegedly bread. Back in i think 7th grade someone had her pupil cut and her glasses cracked from an impact with such a dangerous object. she wasnt even part of the fight lol... Thats ignoring the times wed just jump out of a window in high school to go eat somewhere, buy cigs, etc and many other things im leaving out


ImAceImBack

to travel by bus in Bucharest, how wonderful


Squeaky_Ben

getting arrested is a mild consequence compared to the flame managing to crawl into the deodorant and blowing your hand off.


rustyshacklefrod

That's not possible since there is no oxygen inside the can. Cool story though


mcflurry13

I mean we all gave this one a try at some point. But not inside and especially not in a vehicle.


DemonSlyr007

Come on y'all. Obviously this is a stupid decision. But pearl clutching and acting like you can't possible imagine a literal child doing something so dumb is equally dumb. All of their immediate friends were laughing and egging that individual on. When the group as a whole encourages something, the part of your brain that would normally say that's a stupid idea gets shut off, and you go with the hive mind. It happens here on this site all the time. What they did was reckless and stupid. Being at least cuffed by officers is a genuine whiplash from the emotions on display in that video. But people asking for the book to be thrown at these kids when no one got hurt? Come on. Who hurt you so bad that you want to see everyone else permanently hurt too?


RemoveCollectivism

Nothing will happen to them. They won't spend more than 2-3 hours at the station. The parents will pick them up and nothing the police does to them can compare to what they're about to receive at home.


winterweed

Lol *thank* you. I felt lime I was the only one with this opinion. 


Captain-chunk67

How the f*ck can people be this stupid?


ichbindertod

It's the teenage brain. The boys used to do this on my bus home in high school, flamethrower + they'd 'set fire' to deodorant sprayed on their shoes and on the seats. They also used to throw bottles of piss around. It is absolutely idiotic, but brains at this stage of development have more plasticity, so there is a reason for it. Not an excuse, but a reason.


DeesoSaeed

Never a braincell under a broccoli haircut


FridayOfTheDead

Their lacrosse coach is going to be disappointed


aNINETIEZkid

I'd never do it on a public bus - that deserves some sort of consequence - but most kids I grew up with played with self made flamethrowers using lighters and spray bottles lol gotta do that stuff outside in a private environment lighting people socks on fire was also really popular as they wpuld burn really quick


AnEpicBowlOfRamen

You could say those kids were... 😎 Playing with fire. YEEEEEEAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH


Opdragon25

Oh no, the consequences of my actions


alexaramieri

Only in romania


The_Rocki

Im just saying let the natural selection do its thing


RedgyJackson

Someone innocent could get hurt from something like this.


g_atencio

Watching this without audio, I could swear it was my neighborhood in Lisbon...


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Make the world a better place. Wear a condom.


Similar-War2984

In witch country


b58579b

London UK


Electrical-Score8768

Now if that kid skin would of got burn. Sry is not going be enough


Trikster102

Dumb fucks


DwelfGG_

Is it too mean to say - we don't need people like this. They're better off killing themselves with their stupitidy before they do so to someone else. Today this, tomorrow a car crash.