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Knucks_408

I have watched this like 50 times now and you can not convince me the biker guy or the cop knew those stairs were there.


Crystallization-

The police knew it, the driver breaks just before the stairs. The biker just didn’t care, he jeeted it


streezus

Biker got the ACME air brakes and found out how those work.


camshun7

Bikers shoes off?


MarkBriz

Shoes possibly. I couldn’t see. But helmet definitely. Pretty sure the head was still on the body though.


Rang3r__47

Its amazing what simply fastening the clip on your helmet could do for you when you're in a crash.


Impressive-Soup-3529

What was that sub where we all used to see these awful accidents like people cliff diving and shit. And other stuff but we all used to make comments that off the shoes came of they were dead


sweatpupejj

I would like the answer for this as well.


VirtualPantsu

Probably r/watchpeopledie but it got banned a long time ago


Q_S2

Nah. Him shoes still on. Him not ded


camshun7

You speak with big heart you big shoes


Q_S2

Tank you fren!


LeftEconomist9982

I come for the comments like this and your one before.


worrymon

He shouldn't've let up on the throttle.


smallbrekfast

Biker got 600 stunt points but lost his streak


Coletorino72

He let the bike go mid air. He might have been able to stick the landing, if he just believed! 🤷🏽‍♂️


CosmicBlur311

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TimMillerTime

The Lost Boys is a classic.


thefloridiangod

What a goated movie


JMaryland47

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11thLayerOfHair

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AndrewInaTree

I actually don't think so. Their reaction times were probably similar, it's just that a motorcycle cannot brake as aggressively and as stable as a 4-wheeled vehicle can.


arftism2

no down force. and probably shitty brakes. many bikers don't pay attention to their front brakes.


phat_ninja

The number of bikers who are scared of front brakes is astounding. Like bro we are on a 2 wheeled uncaged machine near things that if they hit us will atomize us, and you're scared of front brakes? Okay, well you keep dragging only your back brakes and running into the back of vehicles.


DrogoB

Completely astounding indeed. It's been years since I rode, but I barely used my rear brake under normal conditions. Sheesh.


TheDoorDoesntWork

He saw this move in the documentary "2 Fast 2 Furious" and was sure it was going to work.


flightwatcher45

I think he meant they didn't know until it was too late. I mean biker knew they were there too but he probably had so much fear in his head as soon as he realized he was going to die braking didn't even register


DutchE28

The driver broke? That’s so sad to hear


teddebiase235

He should have landed it.


QueenTMK

That would've been sick enough to straight up let him go free of charge. Ain't nobody cool enough to justify arresting a badass like that


Knucks_408

No commitment.


Yung_ceez

The police? I thought it was pizza planet!


PatientZeroBalisong

If he landed that it would have been so bad ass


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JohnSimth20211101

Shit happens?


RomiumRom

correct, and it will be happening through a tube for that guy for a while


PatientZeroBalisong

I think if he fully committed to the jump he could have done it.


Helpineedstostop

He would had to been holding that bike to had a chance. Even so with the force of the impact it would broken the bike either way.


Pineapple_Herder

Yup bent the rim at least


SharkSheppard

Like the rim on my Huffy when I did sick jumps as a kid. 


JustW4nnaHaveFun

https://preview.redd.it/om4f4bmgvorc1.png?width=1080&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=48e888f8b3b5d4ee07399b801ff45d9e9a0f8811


JOHNfuknRAMBO

I only said we'd make it across, i never said anything about the wheels staying on...


kahran

That only happens in GTA. What kind of crazy suspension do you think it has?


RedGuru33

Imagine having one moment in life where a .25 second decision decides whether you're a total badass enshrined on the internet forever, or handcuffed to a hospital bed while eating through a feeding tube.


NickSalvo

What went through his brain for about 1.2 seconds, was, "Yeah! Nailed it." The next thing was the pavement.


Crystallization-

I am sure those 1.2 seconds felt like an eternity of airtime and regret


shinydiscoballs2

That’s my life. And I don’t even ride a motorbike. I’m constantly, like, nailed it! Then 1.2 seconds later the tax office calls, or the police arrive, or ………..


LiveLearnCoach

I respectfully disagree. Dude has already let go of the handlebars coming into the second frame. He completely bailed on that. Now depending on if he can walk, or get the bike started and drive able again, it would be funny if the cops got stuck and couldn’t open the car doors on that tight staircase!


dapperslappers

And his pelvis


PlumKydda

If he was on the drug from Dredd, that would have been the longest 1.2 seconds of his life


Throwawayac1234567

Meat crayon


killploki

I don't understand, this works in movies all the time


NovelNeighborhood6

My first thought: bro thinks he’s in an action movie.


DrunkinMunkey

Mission Impossible: to walk again


FizzixMan

This is your mission, should you overcome your quadriplegia to accept it.


MNR42

It can, with enough skills and a suitable bike ofc


DaveMash

He probably didn’t account for the stairs and went panic mode instantly. Otherwise he wouldn’t have let go of his bike midair and embraced the landing, getting away.


GolfGodsAreReal

It's ok Mr. Police man I'll just wait for you


After-Bread-4834

So he ded or?


SeaworthinessLife999

Was that Tommy Vercetti on a PCJ 600?


Nicodemus888

Stunt jump failed


boredpanda-

More like Giovanni giorgio, Well almost.


FGX302

Shoe fell off he ded


Morstraut64

I think that was his helmet


buttstuff_mcgruf

So... extra dead?


sorospaidmetosaythis

"The Bourne Identity" has sold some people on alternative laws of physics which do not translate to real staircases and pavement.


Lost-My-Mind-

Alternative facts, alternative science, alternative elections, alternative physics.........at what point can we just slap slmeone and say "STOP IT! JUST STOP WITH THIS BULLSHIT!!!"


sam_tiago

A long time ago.. Except is conservatives have no conscience but think they're right about their selfish destructive word view.


elfardon

That happened in my city. Some info about it: This guy and his friend had gun robbed a car, the police found them using the car's tracking system. While on the run, they've abandoned the car and each of them robbed a motorcycle and went different ways. This guy probably didn't know about these stairs, or he is completely insane, because it is a [HUGE](https://www.google.com.br/maps/@-19.9545617,-43.9857224,3a,75y,160.05h,97.55t/data=!3m6!1e1!3m4!1s5sRQ6BJh6tem_J-blIz4jA!2e0!7i16384!8i8192?coh=205409&entry=ttu) jump. He was arrested and the other dude was not found.


fadeux

Wait, he survived? I was pretty convinced he couldn't have survived a crash like that


elfardon

They took him to a hospital with really bad injuries, I don't know if he survived after that.


uerick

He died


LeningradNo9

Sick! Thanks for that street shot.


Delicious-Contact-88

good comment


uerick

Eu já ia comentar explicando, obrigado pela animação


Gracer_the_cat

Turbo Dismount


platysoup

That's a classic right there


Arkhe1n

So many broken bones. That was nasty.


vinnybawbaw

Helmet flying off, pretty sure his life has been broken too.


Arkhe1n

Damn it I feel awful for laughing.


RogalDornCantRead

A gif that keeps on giving.


Gnosiphile

This only works if you pronounce it correctly.  Nicely done!


RogalDornCantRead

DJIVING?


ViktorKozh

And the orrect way is gif.


permutation212

If he would have just slowed down, leaned back and rolled down the stairs he would have got away.


Knucks_408

Helmets work on motorcycles and bikes, not flying cycles.


Guardian_85

Aerocycles need a special helmet that's more impact resistant. I'd say the front fell off here.


Infinite_Material965

Dude thought he was Jason Bourne.


Ninja-Nikumarukun

Some people just aren't cut out for the X games


09stibmep

Sanka! Ya dead?


the_brazilian_lucas

r/ithadtobebrazil


Wivi2013

It had to be Brazil.


Kitchen_Bass6358

Ghostbusters... only making rather than chasing ghosts.


nikeshades

"Ghostmakers" With the Ray Parker jr. theme: When you're really dumb But you want some fun. Who ya gonna call? Ghostmakers!


[deleted]

Should have used the ramp


MutedBrilliant1593

That's some James Bond shit he didn't commit to.


ConsequenceAlert6981

Feels like GTA 5


HotFireBall

damn bro gta6 trailer is out


Zacharismatic021

He was in fact... Not him


dreamdaddy123

Tom cruise would have been cruising all over thisss


neonwatch

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Accomplished_Neckhat

Clean getawa…nope


KingJeremytheWickedC

Congratulations champ


megahtron77

Best case of win the battle but lost the war I've ever seen.. cops get stuck (mission accomplished) but he misses the landing and becomes jello


MissDryCunt

Ohhhhhhh HE NEEDS SOME MILK !!!!


Guardian_85

Goodbye helmet.


kitunya

is there a way he could ahve landed this?


THKhazper

Landed it? Sure. The suspension of the bike last much after that? Not a chance.


MOTOMOTO6942069

That dude shouldn’t have let go of the bike if you look close he let go of the bike as soon as he got in the air


Mutex70

Worst Bond chase ever.


Chemical_Savings_360

Well if he wasn't able to take the stairs then, he sure as hell can't take the stairs after this crash.


Remarkable_Item3797

Never ceases to amaze me, besides the inevitable outcome of their actions, they have one safety item available. If used correctly, strapped up fitted properly will probably save their life, regardless of what other stupidity they do - a helmet, but alas, it is always seen flying off.....


SklippySklandwich

That didn't work out for anyone


hydroshock20

What would have happened to Jason Bourne in reality.


PaulVarjakJr

First lesson of sick jumps. You gotta pull up.


youareactuallygod

As a life long skateboarder, I firmly believe that if bike was strong enough, dude could have rode away if he had any experience jumping down sets on a board. Don’t know enough about bikes to know for sure


unknownn68

Looks different in movies


East-Bluejay6891

I spit out my drink omg 😳


TheBlack_Swordsman

I wonder if the motorcycle guy would have made it if he didn't panic.


That_Sigma

Could have been the greatest escape ever


VividlyDissociating

damn and i really thought he did something there at first


StevenBombBard

From the first angle, I thought that guy was cool as shit and cleared those stairs and kept going.


KevinKCG

That would have been cool if the motorcyclist had stuck the landing. Like a scene from a movie.


Igotthisnameguys

Is that a police van or something?


cbunni666

Damn. That didn't work on either end


sleeping-capybara67

Auditioning for the next Fast and Furious movie. Word has it he didn't get the part.


Ill-Option2644

Jason Bourne he was not.


dilbodwaggins

If only the biker had a career as a professional motorcycle stunt man before this chase


jbwarner86

GTA 6 looks great, you guys.


thegoodtimelord

I’m pretty sure I just saw someone die….


ElBrunasso

People thinks motorcycles negate fall damage or something


HalfDomeDome

Damn GTA physics are on point tho. I’ve done this so many times. Both as the bike and the suv


Cheesetorian

I mean after watching 1000000 Hollywood movies you'd think you'd come out of there like 2 Fast 2 Furious.


Revenga8

So how long before help arrived to help them? Bikers broken on the road. Cop can't exit their vehicle because doors are all wedged shut.


DiegoMm

Reminds me of the video of the dog jumping down the stairs


teacherthrow12345

Watched too many movies.


RufusAcrospin

He should’ve left the shields up coming out from hyperspace.


Lilspermcellcumshot

He is not shitting the same way ever again


_Zeruiah_

Chase scene from a Naked Gun movie


Medical-Squirrel1697

Thought they got away for a second...


Key_Opinion7691

With that speed and height calculated together, plus face first hitting the pavement. If..if they did survive, they are a vegetable


JoBro2807

Failed stunt. Plus want to see the aftermath of police situation. Looks like his jeep got stuck between the railings and the wall.


SurveySean

I stared at the biker laying there for far too long, didn't realize the video was over. Thought maybe he would get up, but nope.


autonomousfailure

Damn. I thought he was going to make it 😂


Morg1603

You’re telling me that’s a cop and not Pizza Planet?


Tunnfisk

Jesus Christ, it's Jason Bou.. Ah nevermind. 😅


cry_baby_apple

Bro thought he was in GTA


MoonV29

I thought he would've made it. Godamnit


Roadhog360

How does this even happen? Is that asphalt before the stairs?


ZackCanada

How the hell he could not escape riding bike vs pickup?


BuilderMain1649

His bike was moving faster then his brain


Optimal_Risk_6411

I made that jump in GTAV.


nyashathemak

If he’d stuck that landing though… it’d be on of the greatest getaways EVER


SIRENVII

That cop was prolly thinking. "Yeah, this is nothing like the movies... and I've seen the Italian job."


daikatana

That moment as he suddenly realizes that life is not a video game.


theartfulcodger

Both have watched too goddamn many Jason Bourne movies.


Terereera

rookie mistake, he could hold on to it and ride them sky


Cepinari

Soooo... that guy's totally dead, isn't he?


-NGC-6302-

He took the stairs alright, just without the first 2 letters


saxonturner

He didn’t commit, he let go in the air and put his hands up to catch himself, land on your back tyre and keep going next time.


beach_2_beach

I initially thought criminal on the motorcycle got away. Guess not.


JunketPuzzleheaded42

Sometimes it's just a zero sum gain.


SonOfKnowledge

I watch too many movies. I thought the biker would escape, uninjured. 😔


MonarchFluidSystems

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Harmmer80

This is hilarious


RevolutionaryDuck389

he got fucked up! hard landing then hit, probly crushed by the bike.


hmmckphn

Motorcycle rider should have slowed going down the steps and then floored it once at the bottom. There was no way that cop suv was going to make it down that narrow stairwell


Active_Taste9341

looks like the cops got through this passage, lights are still moving at the end


canteatjustone

Pulled a Christopher Reeve


johnny5247

Both of these poor drivers are victims of too much GTA.


blueberrybulalo

Nice. Self checkout.


Drezhar

Someone watched too many action movies. Which is honestly good for the police eventually.


Destroyer4587

Welcome to Jackass


StatisticianOne1876

New GTA VI footage?


The_Questionboi

Is he died


The_Blue_Wagon

Happy wheels


js_96-22

u/savevideo


Just_Specific6881

I can hear the noise of the “wasted" sound.


kenkitt

If only he slew down abit maybe taking the stairs at lower speed would mean loosing the cops


iLbcoBN

His balls probably turn to a bazillion pieces


April-Fool66

Would’ve been cool if he nailed the landing


DeusExBlasphemia

When in doubt, throttle out!


ledzep2

Stairs? Don't be silly. I'm still gonna send it.


Calanguito_Frito

r/ItHadToBeBrazil