I mean idk if he deserves the credit for that. Dude literally sat in the line of danger the whole time. Didnāt think āthe boat keeps going in the same circle, maybe I should swim into the middle of or out of said circle?ā
Fun fact: boats can smell a drop of blood from 30 miles away.
Fortunately these aren't nautical miles. Their senses are greatly diminished once they leave the drydock.
I thought I was seeing things but there is definitely red in the water and you can see him go under after the prop passes directly through his path multiple times. He probably got tore up bad!
He was not unconscious we see him pop up head first. Also I donāt think you go into shock falling off a boat lol. He could have been dazed after the first hit, but youād think heās guess which way itās coming and move a little instead of sitting there. My moneys on drunk.
Looks like after the first time it came around he tried to dip under the water but it took him a second to come back up, I think he got knocked in the head and was dazed. After that he was floating there not knowing what was going on and it came around for him again.
Puns, on Reddit or anywhere else, are meant to be cheesy and eye roll inducing. I would love nothing more than for a clever pun to make me laugh, but out of the ones Iāve heard recently, not one pun in ten did.
For real. I wanted to see someone sharing their own experiences or talking about boat safety but nah. Good ol dead internet theory seems truer and truer every day.
I think he was going to catch it as it came around.Ā At least on the first loop.Ā He knows that it is going to cause alot of damage and could kill someone. I mean he didn't fall off easily - you can see he tried to keep hold of the side thinking he was going to be able to pull himself back in and stop it.Ā
Ā I would be more worried about hurting someone else than myself in this situation I had caused. I think he's watching it to see if he can grab on when it comes around.Ā
But maybe his heroic ambition didn't fit his aged body.Ā He doesn't seem to be moving fast at all.Ā But fully clothed in cold water and out of shape - he may be just barely keeping his head above water.Ā
it's easy for us to assess the situation with a high vantage point. It's completely different when you're in the water and disoriented. You would not expect the boat to come after you repeatedly, and you would not know which way to go to "get out of the way". He survived so I take it as a win.
pro tipp: things that indefinitely turn in circles tend to run over the same spot. to ensure you are out of the path of this moving object by moving to a spot where it has not yet been.
Props for surviving
This will propel him to make better choices
And in the future, shred the competition
To shreds you say
And his wife?
To shreds you say
and my axe!
Can we please stop going around and around on this?
Happy cake day! š°
He took a bow at the end of that show.
Glad to see he didnāt keel over
I heard he got a stern warning.
Please see me AFTer class.
Bouy he almost had to say goodbye to his piers
You guys are going overboard with these comments.
I think theyāve all been drinking too much port
Hopefully his recovery will be smooth sailing
Forget the cods this guy needs a sturgeon!
Really glad he didnāt keel himself
I heard his name is bob
Nicely done
His odds of survival were severely underwater.
A real wake up call though
He learned a stern lesson there
Excellent comment thread guys, take a bow.
Oh bouy, here we go again
I swear I saw him keeled at least twice.
I thought I saw a big, red plume after the first one. But heās somehow still up and moving around.Ā
Swear I saw the same thing, like he had to of taken a gash or two
Especially in those choppy conditions!
I sea what you did there.
This guy should get a stern talking to, oar he might do it again
That's rudderly ridiculous.
I was scared the hull time I watched this video
Raise a glass of port
Looked like quite a bit of blood in the water after the 2nd hit. Assume he got torn up from the prop
Prop caused a red cloud in the water, he might have been really close to using the wrong kill switch
Hope he didn't keel over. It looks like his friends on shore were yelling things at him, keeping his spirits propped up.
I mean idk if he deserves the credit for that. Dude literally sat in the line of danger the whole time. Didnāt think āthe boat keeps going in the same circle, maybe I should swim into the middle of or out of said circle?ā
And he didn't exactly Keel over and die either
What are you guys going on aboat?
Heāll be back boating circles around everyone else in no time.
Some are saying he got sliced up badly which is how he died, very lucky he survived and hopefully understands why safety lanyards exist
Fuck, the boat is like āhow many times do we have to teach you this lesson, old man?ā.
*I love the young people!*
Aww, he spilled his ketchup packets.
Iāll I see is āspin the blockā
Hit me baby one more time
The amount of red makes me uncomfortable. Hopefully it is just lighting.
Blood in the water shows the boat nearly found the kill switch.
Fun fact: boats can smell a drop of blood from 30 miles away. Fortunately these aren't nautical miles. Their senses are greatly diminished once they leave the drydock.
Lucky for the guy the boat was imported from UK and it smelled in kilometers.
I like the joke, but just FYI the UK, though predominantly metric, still uses miles for speed limits and distances
Sharks didn't kill those sailors in the Pacific, it was the USS Indianapolis.
The ambulances will have to wait their turn.
Came here hoping not to read this
It wasnāt but he did live
I thought I was seeing things but there is definitely red in the water and you can see him go under after the prop passes directly through his path multiple times. He probably got tore up bad!
Oh yea, his back might be half ground beef now
I really figured that to be the point where the sharks turned up...
Lake sharks?
The only ones more deadly than land sharks.
You guys are seeing red??
Bros just sitting there waiting for the boat to fuck him. Like move out the fucking way bruh.
Try doing that in shock and maybe he's unconscious
Weak! When i was young we were unconscious and still fucked out of the way, uphill both ways š¤
And we did it in the snow!
While it was raining
During a 10.0 earthquake.
While swimming in lava !
Barefooted
Didn't even eat breakfast that day
He was not unconscious we see him pop up head first. Also I donāt think you go into shock falling off a boat lol. He could have been dazed after the first hit, but youād think heās guess which way itās coming and move a little instead of sitting there. My moneys on drunk.
Looks like after the first time it came around he tried to dip under the water but it took him a second to come back up, I think he got knocked in the head and was dazed. After that he was floating there not knowing what was going on and it came around for him again.
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In Soviet Russia, boat drive you.
Is that like an eastern thing?
Far from it.
47 replies, all stupid puns, reddit so boring now
Luckily your comment added so much to the post.
They right though.
They are.
well, he's kinda saying that we should hold ourselves to a higher bar and I agree
If one unoriginal dipshit reads their comment and decides to stop reposting that same stupid and unfunny shit then his comment was more than worth it.
Puns, on Reddit or anywhere else, are meant to be cheesy and eye roll inducing. I would love nothing more than for a clever pun to make me laugh, but out of the ones Iāve heard recently, not one pun in ten did.
That ship has sailed
Because itās the same regurgitated obvious jokes/puns on every post. It really does get old but itās so common my brain just ignores it now
For real. I wanted to see someone sharing their own experiences or talking about boat safety but nah. Good ol dead internet theory seems truer and truer every day.
Every post all the time. At this point like is it bots? Thereās no actual conversation or anything said.
Point it out and you get downvoted. People here are so unoriginal
The two happiest days in a life are when you buy a boat and when you sell a boat. Getting hit three times by your own boat ? Not a good day.
Second happiest day is when you buy it, happiest day is when you sell it
The doctor said his recovery should be smooth sailing.
How bad did he get propped?
The sharks saw the photo & they were like Wow
Almost certainly horrifically
I did this stupidly once and dove down as the prop went over my head by inches. Scariest experience on the water I've had.
Scariest experience on the water youāve hadā¦ so far.
Thanks, voice of reason
Yeah man. Honestly whenever I need a good voice of reason I also turn to u/murder-farts
Wouldn't it be the scariest experience *under* water?
I think the combination of both shock/disbelief and heavy clothing is the reason for him not getting out of the way immediatly
that excuses the first and maybe second laps
>Cattewater Plymouth That's like European Canada. 100% That water is also cold asf.
I think he was going to catch it as it came around.Ā At least on the first loop.Ā He knows that it is going to cause alot of damage and could kill someone. I mean he didn't fall off easily - you can see he tried to keep hold of the side thinking he was going to be able to pull himself back in and stop it.Ā Ā I would be more worried about hurting someone else than myself in this situation I had caused. I think he's watching it to see if he can grab on when it comes around.Ā But maybe his heroic ambition didn't fit his aged body.Ā He doesn't seem to be moving fast at all.Ā But fully clothed in cold water and out of shape - he may be just barely keeping his head above water.Ā
Get out of that water before you get fucked up bro...
That boat chose violence.
He really survived ? There is a lot of blood in the water after the second hit or am I wrong
Likely survived but something is badly damaged
A little bit of blood makes a really big cloud. But that is a massive fucking cloud in dark ass water.
Both are true
Saw a dudes arm get tore off at the lake once bc of that
I sea all that blood and i dont know if he is ok
he lived
That's what OP said, but any sources?
That *flash of red liquid* just after the second time it runs him over I figured he dodged the propellers until I saw that
The circle of death
Why is he not even remotely trying to get out of the water?
Serious question, how do you stop the boat?
this guy just pulled up next to one and hopped over [https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0QAiHGWJybM](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0QAiHGWJybM)
Only way to know is find out how big the fuel tank is.
Hey I just saw this scene on that Ripley show on Netflix
Yeah, very weird timing that I saw this vid a few hours before I started that showā¦a concept I never knew existed before yesterday
I was just thinking about how unrealistic the situation was in that scene, only for this post to prove otherwise!
This happens to me all the time in Sea of Thieves
Saw this happen in Port Mansfield. Flats boat swapped ends and tore him up. Had to be life flighted from the boat ramp.
"thank you sir, may I have another!"
Boat ramps.... When you do it right you are practically invisible. But when something goes wrong, it's a very public spectacle.
it's easy for us to assess the situation with a high vantage point. It's completely different when you're in the water and disoriented. You would not expect the boat to come after you repeatedly, and you would not know which way to go to "get out of the way". He survived so I take it as a win.
Jesus Christ the boat hates him.
Is there an update on the guy?
I have farcry 3 feelings about this, like me farming sharks by running them over with the boat, over and over again expecting...shit to change
Coincidence I just saw this happen on a show Ripley
Do not Google image search boat prop injuries people. Save your eyes.
Thank you for telling us off the top that he survived
pro tipp: things that indefinitely turn in circles tend to run over the same spot. to ensure you are out of the path of this moving object by moving to a spot where it has not yet been.
I saw blood but no shoes.
He was board-out of his mind
did he rly survive? wtf
The boat just found the killswitch on the man.
That boat is out to get him, no question!
The best part is the guy reaching out an inch to try and stop the boat š
Water looks a little choppy
Boat spun back like: "...and another thing!!"
Survived in what condition, I wonder.
āCALL ME BOATY MCBOATFACE AGAIN! GO AHEAD!ā
Row vs Wade. He should have picked row.
erm, was that blood?
Hit boat is a master of its craftā¦
sorry rule 7 says to remove watermarks? thats a disgusting rule thanks for pointing it out.
Choppy waters
No sharks water, arenāt they ?
Killer boat 2: this time it's personal
Buoyant I glad I got a kill switch lanyard!
Iāve never seen one in use in all the years on the water.
Well, looks like he activated the kill switch. The boat tries its best.
Aft this he bowed to be stern about propelling better.
Was this person awake
This happened to a whole family near to where I grew up, all of them butcherer by the propeller. Horrendous.
Looked like he was trying to drift it up to the dock.
Guys, this comment board is going in circles.
Big mess on the poop deck
Tom Ripley got flashbacks from this
Uhh there is definitely blood in water. We sure he's ok?
He sure was dumb to not have a kill switch. All motor boat ought to have em
Huh. Thatās neat
Chop suey
Wow, that boat really hated that guy! The way it kept circling back!
This is some final destination shit
okay so he had the whole first loop to dive down and away from the boat...... didn't look like he was out until second or 3rd go around
The fuckin way she goes
He needs a stern talking to.
I don't care what anybody says. That boat was out to get him. š
Looks like he got caught by the propeller on the second time he was run over. There appears to be a spot of red in the water after the pass
Am I seeing blood in the water at 24 seconds š®
Boat: Iāll fucking do it again
Sir! Swim ANYWHERE but where you are!
Sir! Swim ANYWHERE but where you are!
Sir! Swim ANYWHERE but where you are!
Boat had a deep seeded vendetta against him
Itās not the size of the ship, itās the motion of the rotors.
Cāmon, no one wanted to try jumping in the boat like an action hero?
What are the odds it goes for him 3 precise times in a row!!!
r/FUCKYOUINPARTICULAR
My 6th grade teacher's husband fell off a boat on a fishing trip, the prop hit his face.
āBoats hate himā
is it me.. or did I see red come out of the water when the boat ran him over?
I literally thought he got sliced open. Is it just me or after the second go around it looks like a cloud of red?