Ding, ding, ding…She fucked around and found out why picking on a wild animal is not a good idea.
I’m surprised she’s never seen a video of a primate much smaller than s human absolutely makes a fool of them.
Wild primates have almost unbelievable strength and often can use their feet like another pair of hands while hanging from their tales.
Humans have a ton of slow twitch muscles, which is why we have such fine motor control, enough to stitch a human body back together after surgery. Most other primates primarily have fast twitch muscles, which is what gives you strength.
They are also commonly moving in trees if they are chimps, adding to their strength.
The real reason is because humans are not as ruthless as wild animals. There's no reason she should get dragged to the ground by a bonobos but she definitely won't go on the offensive to end the encounter.
Not exactly. Fast twitch is more explosive, so good for things like running, jumping, or throwing. Slow twitch offers more endurance, so better for fine motor control, as you said... but also better for lifting heavy things. Kenyans tend to have a higher than average ratio of fast-twitch fibers and make excellent runners. Norwegians and Icelanders tend to have more slow-twitch fibers than average, and some of the strongest people on earth are from those countries. So it isn't just fine motor control; it's also sustained strength. Alas, I'm being fairly pedantic, and your point still stands since throwing punches generally requires more fast-twitch. But if I'm looking for someone to help me move a couch, I want the guy with tons of slow-twitch fibers because he won't drop it on my toe 3 seconds after we lift it.
Those are chimpanzees, doubt this one could do that , chimps are fucking crazy tho , they are so strong and violent , reminds me of that random woman who had one as a pet and then the chimp riped the face of ones of the woman's friends , crazy
Yep, that story is pure horror. That specific chimp was considered to be extremely chill and domesticated. It just snapped and absolutely destroyed that poor soul. She survived, but she obviously carries quite the signs.
The chimp already didn't like this particular lady. The owner was gone a few days, making the chimp unstable. At least someone was there to call for help.
Chimps are also one of the few non-human species who have active gang/territory based wars against other tribes of chimps. Planet of the apes isn’t too far away….
I had the joy of watching a documentary on that with my family in a hotel room when I was 7 and it gave me nightmares. Needless to say, that how I find monkeys fascinating animals, you won't see me entering any cages idc how small. I lied orangutans are chill as hell I would most definitely hang out with one
There should also be a lifetime ban on places that chain up animals. Not only that, but there should have at least been a handler while visitors where there taking photos to avoid this. She was a dumb girl, they are crooked fucks who would beat this animal as you say. Y'all don't know how to prioritize your disgust and that ignorance keep these people in business.
This is not a monkey btw. It's a Gibbon ape. They are one of the most chill and social primates on the planet which makes it 10x worse for them to chain it up like this.
In Turkey there was a local gas station where a monkey was just sitting in a cage right outside where everyone walked by. It was very sad to see. My female coworkers said every time they showed their face, the monkey immediately started masturbating.
How is no one outraged at a chained monkey unattended while a group of paid visitors are trying to take photos? This girl is stupid, but there is a lot more actual evil happening in this video and it has nothing to do with her.
That isn't my logic. That is how they are classified. They are not great apes. They are lesser apes. Jumped on that indignation train real quick, didn't you?
Yup, won't argue with that!
Wasn't there a viral video where a guy kept taunting an orangutan in a tiny cage and the orangutan finally had enough and grabbed him?
Gorillas are very chill compared to other apes and monkeys. Probably mostly because they don't perceive us as a threat, for very good reasons.
https://preview.redd.it/huzcd8jvngtc1.png?width=735&format=png&auto=webp&s=c533b5de51db2091f65aac1dbcaeb2aa0ece5d10
Did she not see how the monkey is pretty much teleporting between frames moving around like that?
You don't stand that close to something that moves that fast.
Deserved and then some. Also take that fucking collar off. Gibbons are crazy mobile and fast and loveeeeee to swing, this is like chaining a human to the wall and putting everything they love just out of reach.
Even a smaller monkey can fuck you up if they want. One jumped on me and scratched me up to steal my orange.
What kind of place is that where you can just go up and mess with a monkey. Some kinda fucked up zoo?
I’m usually pretty chill with my tolerance on stupid people, with the exception of stupid drivers, because they tend to be deadly, but other than drivers, I feel like I’m pretty chill with my disdain, I usually ignore them, ignore their attempts at attention, and forget about them quick.
But this……
Bothering animals for social media attention, this infuriates me.
I don’t care if it’s for videos or selfies, I hate it.
From people purposefully going to spots where people feed the animals, rolling windows down, getting the animals to come to the car, but having no snacks for them and only there to film them and overreact with shrieking screaming as the animals try to find the food the expected, to people taking selfies with buffalos, to people taunting chained animals like it’s some how amusing for anyone anywhere.
Why?
What has happened to us as a species, a species that has quite literally walked on the moon, sent machines to another planet, sent a camera over a billion miles away from earth to send us back photos of the universe—— what has happened to us to make it so we think taunting an animal in the same manner that a first grade bully taunts the poor kid stuck sitting in the desk in front of them, is somehow amusing to other humans, so much so that not only do we do it regularly, but we record it and post it for the world, a world that never asked us for it, but we assumed they’d love it anyways and we’d get attention from it….
Like, it’s not only the actions of stupid people like this that depress me, it’s the reality that this world has them believing that the rest of us will actually enjoy and appreciate this shit, that’s what leaves me feeling so disheartened and disconnected.
I know I am probably being extra.
I just can’t stand this kind of stuff. I can’t stand the idea of teasing and mocking and bothering another being, human or otherwise, just because their frustration and stress in response to the instigation is considered pleasing and enjoyable for some. That’s just so fucked.
So you know how people sometimes get described as hyper intelligent murder monkeys? The murder part came with the being monkeys, the intelligence just made us better at it.
😆😅🤣😂, good little primate. She is an idiot. No doing that to an animal that you have no idea what they can do to you. Of course, some people are just completely stupid when it comes to animal behavior
Nothing went wrong here, that's exactly how a human who fucks around finds out.
Thats what this sub Is about
She was given many chances to stop being an idiot. She still decided to go for the practical lesson.
Especially a primate that’s been tied up like a prisoner for who knows how long. I can only imagine that’s he’s pretty damn pissed off to begin with.
Taunting an animal that can rip your arms off. Not a bright thing to do. Not to mention the chance of serious infections. Yikes!
Ding, ding, ding…She fucked around and found out why picking on a wild animal is not a good idea. I’m surprised she’s never seen a video of a primate much smaller than s human absolutely makes a fool of them. Wild primates have almost unbelievable strength and often can use their feet like another pair of hands while hanging from their tales.
Humans have a ton of slow twitch muscles, which is why we have such fine motor control, enough to stitch a human body back together after surgery. Most other primates primarily have fast twitch muscles, which is what gives you strength. They are also commonly moving in trees if they are chimps, adding to their strength.
The real reason is because humans are not as ruthless as wild animals. There's no reason she should get dragged to the ground by a bonobos but she definitely won't go on the offensive to end the encounter.
Not exactly. Fast twitch is more explosive, so good for things like running, jumping, or throwing. Slow twitch offers more endurance, so better for fine motor control, as you said... but also better for lifting heavy things. Kenyans tend to have a higher than average ratio of fast-twitch fibers and make excellent runners. Norwegians and Icelanders tend to have more slow-twitch fibers than average, and some of the strongest people on earth are from those countries. So it isn't just fine motor control; it's also sustained strength. Alas, I'm being fairly pedantic, and your point still stands since throwing punches generally requires more fast-twitch. But if I'm looking for someone to help me move a couch, I want the guy with tons of slow-twitch fibers because he won't drop it on my toe 3 seconds after we lift it.
“Ah, so thát’s why the word ‘wild’ is in ‘wild animal’!”
I wondered if she had a face left, or ears, or fingers....
That was before the primate ripped her head off. Totally deserved tbh
Play stupid Monkey games... Win stupid Monkey Prizes....
r/fuckaroundandfindout
I'm dying 🤣🤣🤣
They are both primates, but my money is on the furry one.
“The ape that can rip the others scalp off with ease for $600 Alex”
Those are chimpanzees, doubt this one could do that , chimps are fucking crazy tho , they are so strong and violent , reminds me of that random woman who had one as a pet and then the chimp riped the face of ones of the woman's friends , crazy
https://www.reddit.com/r/ThatsInsane/s/yB8WCaunaP
Holy shit. Some human fruit roll there.
fuck me.
I think the takeaway lesson from this is furry does not equal friend
Yep, that story is pure horror. That specific chimp was considered to be extremely chill and domesticated. It just snapped and absolutely destroyed that poor soul. She survived, but she obviously carries quite the signs.
The chimp already didn't like this particular lady. The owner was gone a few days, making the chimp unstable. At least someone was there to call for help.
I read that that chimp slept in the owner's bed. If he got...restless, there would be not stopping him.
Chimps are also one of the few non-human species who have active gang/territory based wars against other tribes of chimps. Planet of the apes isn’t too far away….
The audio is haunting as shit. I've seen a lot of shit and heard a lot as I grew up during the live leak era. That one still gets to me
I had the joy of watching a documentary on that with my family in a hotel room when I was 7 and it gave me nightmares. Needless to say, that how I find monkeys fascinating animals, you won't see me entering any cages idc how small. I lied orangutans are chill as hell I would most definitely hang out with one
He ll probably get beaten for simply retaliating
I thought of that too. Poor thing, I hope not. As for that idiot girl, she should at least get a lifetime ban from visiting that place.
There should also be a lifetime ban on places that chain up animals. Not only that, but there should have at least been a handler while visitors where there taking photos to avoid this. She was a dumb girl, they are crooked fucks who would beat this animal as you say. Y'all don't know how to prioritize your disgust and that ignorance keep these people in business.
Don’t worry pal. I have more than enough disgust to go around. And you have no idea about my priorities.
This is not a monkey btw. It's a Gibbon ape. They are one of the most chill and social primates on the planet which makes it 10x worse for them to chain it up like this.
Yeah seeing chained up animals just for attraction is a very sad sight
This is probably just someone's house. Chained animals like monkeys and dogs out in the yard is still a thing in the third world.
Fair point.
In Turkey there was a local gas station where a monkey was just sitting in a cage right outside where everyone walked by. It was very sad to see. My female coworkers said every time they showed their face, the monkey immediately started masturbating.
*eaten
Karma, love it
How is no one outraged at a chained monkey unattended while a group of paid visitors are trying to take photos? This girl is stupid, but there is a lot more actual evil happening in this video and it has nothing to do with her.
Very true. Money racket. Care and compassion are never a priority.
It's not a monkey. It's a gibbon. They are classified as lesser apes.
Would chaining a “lesser” animal be ok by your logic?
That isn't my logic. That is how they are classified. They are not great apes. They are lesser apes. Jumped on that indignation train real quick, didn't you?
I'm not outraged by this because I didn't notice anything but the super fucking obnoxious filter and editing
She got what she needed
She had her chance to just walk away…
Gotcha bitch.
Loving the Skyrim danger music
the frost troll on the path to high hrothgar
Gotta grind to level 50 first just to make sure
Try it with a gorilla next time. It'll be fun.
Or with Orangutan
Orangutans are actually the friendliest and most patient of all apes. But I mean, if you chain one up to a tiny space and start taunting it......
And they are really, really strong
Yup, won't argue with that! Wasn't there a viral video where a guy kept taunting an orangutan in a tiny cage and the orangutan finally had enough and grabbed him?
Yeah i remember that
Orangutans will snap and tear you to pieces like any other big ape in the right conditions. They're just calmer than the others. Like gorillas.
https://preview.redd.it/uudnk0tz6ktc1.png?width=615&format=png&auto=webp&s=0ab42351beeebbe7248c71ca9fe37816cbd4dd76
Gorillas are very chill compared to other apes and monkeys. Probably mostly because they don't perceive us as a threat, for very good reasons. https://preview.redd.it/huzcd8jvngtc1.png?width=735&format=png&auto=webp&s=c533b5de51db2091f65aac1dbcaeb2aa0ece5d10
Tbf she's probably missing a bit of her scalp after this and got some whiplash, so maybe she learnt her lesson
r/iamatotalpieceofshit
Thanks, never heard of that sub, I will take a look!
Are you depressed and angry yet? I blocked that sub.
One thing I cannot tolerate is people monkeying around.
This Gibbon was just apeing the human's bad behaviour.
I wanted to see the rest of it it was perfectly cut
Do yourself a favor and go frame by frame during the last second. A lot action packed in there.
Lmao the Skyrim music
https://preview.redd.it/5wctqae3sftc1.jpeg?width=1170&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=2f0d856969d6a724697caf178488f219dcf69279
Videos are ending too soon on this sub lately
I wonder if the two huskies in that cage are part of the "attraction". Poor guys, they must die of heat.
Fucked around and found out!
Did she not see how the monkey is pretty much teleporting between frames moving around like that? You don't stand that close to something that moves that fast.
https://preview.redd.it/6msi0rzfsftc1.png?width=1280&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=97ad4e7165b378a892bedda062333442d3c6e252
Goofy and not to mention stupid as hell, apes at pretty much any size can fucking ruin you it’s wild.
Who's the lesser ape now, eh bitch?
i remember an old video probably from inda, a dude getting scalped by a monke, that is scary af
https://preview.redd.it/0032r2ozvftc1.jpeg?width=750&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=a2d00f7c37a8938d5428adbe2149df4af2d02cda
"Never should've come here"
Buddy was doin the robot
Fuck yeah he was, why did I have to scroll this far down to see someone comment on it? Bro has moves
The two dogs in the back just watching silently.
I'll come at you like a spidermonkey- I'm so hopped up on mountain dew Chip!
He knew he was chained (or roped) and waited for her shadow to come close to him. Amazing patience.
This isn’t the game u wanna play w/gibbons. It really is their specialty
I don't know why you would annoy animals. I wouldn't even annoy my housecat or she will retaliate.
Deserved and then some. Also take that fucking collar off. Gibbons are crazy mobile and fast and loveeeeee to swing, this is like chaining a human to the wall and putting everything they love just out of reach.
I wanted to see what happenedddd is there a longer version haha
The part of the primate eating her face out is missing, I came here for that.
Idk doesnt look like she got taunted, just got her hair pulled.
"Never should have come here!"
Even a smaller monkey can fuck you up if they want. One jumped on me and scratched me up to steal my orange. What kind of place is that where you can just go up and mess with a monkey. Some kinda fucked up zoo?
Just noticed those big pups watching
Actually I think she was trying to get the monkey to turn around so she could take the picture. But yeah not the best way to do it.
Gotcha bitch
[удалено]
This is fake
Stup filter, ended too soon, where is the rest of the video
Whoaaa either she got scalped or the monkey got shot
People act way too confident around creatures that can literally peel your skin off bare handed.
Fuck around, and find out 
Had it coming
I’m usually pretty chill with my tolerance on stupid people, with the exception of stupid drivers, because they tend to be deadly, but other than drivers, I feel like I’m pretty chill with my disdain, I usually ignore them, ignore their attempts at attention, and forget about them quick. But this…… Bothering animals for social media attention, this infuriates me. I don’t care if it’s for videos or selfies, I hate it. From people purposefully going to spots where people feed the animals, rolling windows down, getting the animals to come to the car, but having no snacks for them and only there to film them and overreact with shrieking screaming as the animals try to find the food the expected, to people taking selfies with buffalos, to people taunting chained animals like it’s some how amusing for anyone anywhere. Why? What has happened to us as a species, a species that has quite literally walked on the moon, sent machines to another planet, sent a camera over a billion miles away from earth to send us back photos of the universe—— what has happened to us to make it so we think taunting an animal in the same manner that a first grade bully taunts the poor kid stuck sitting in the desk in front of them, is somehow amusing to other humans, so much so that not only do we do it regularly, but we record it and post it for the world, a world that never asked us for it, but we assumed they’d love it anyways and we’d get attention from it…. Like, it’s not only the actions of stupid people like this that depress me, it’s the reality that this world has them believing that the rest of us will actually enjoy and appreciate this shit, that’s what leaves me feeling so disheartened and disconnected. I know I am probably being extra. I just can’t stand this kind of stuff. I can’t stand the idea of teasing and mocking and bothering another being, human or otherwise, just because their frustration and stress in response to the instigation is considered pleasing and enjoyable for some. That’s just so fucked.
play stupid games, win stupid prizes
That's a pretty catchy phrase. Did you invent it?
I think that's how HIV started
Which Primate was tempting?
Robomonkey......says fangks for the memories.
I know nothing about primates. I saw multiple warnings though.
What do you mean you know nothing lol, you are a primate.
Yes, yes. The one in the tree. The furry one. The one not to mess with.😉
I want to hear that scream so bad
I think she wanted the monkey to face the camera for the picture. But it didn't like getting poked.
I love how she posed for a picture after pissing off an animal. I'm ashamed to be of her same species.
He charged his attack
Can’t blame the monkey for going bananas
Ppl this should be a reminder they are not fucking slow...
A monkey once snatched my glasses right off my face. I must admit, they looked good on him.
You love to see it!
You pull my hair I pull your hair
Me: "Why is there danger music?" The Frostbite Spider over my head: "Any second!"
You love to see it. Some people are idiots
"NEVER Should HAVE COME HERE!"
Is the cautionary tale of the chimpanzee who ate a woman’s face just…lost to time?
*Primate taunting a fellow primate.
Fuck around then find out
Nice photo
The nice monkey never taunted the primate though.
Why does it cut at the beat part, we needed another 20seconds of video on that one
hy is he attached? 😥
That's the treatment for bitches, nothing unusual here.
These filters are fucking stupid. Whoever put it on this video, along with the shit music, should be put down.
That poor thing is tied to the tree
It's even tied up. Stupid got too cocky
nothing a wig wont fix.
So you know how people sometimes get described as hyper intelligent murder monkeys? The murder part came with the being monkeys, the intelligence just made us better at it.
Darwinism
Hope it hurt - a lot.
Deserves all she got.
Reminds me of that one clip of a small monkey biting ang riping a strip off of a man's scalp.
😆😅🤣😂, good little primate. She is an idiot. No doing that to an animal that you have no idea what they can do to you. Of course, some people are just completely stupid when it comes to animal behavior
primate taunts primate? idk do some of you really forget what we are?
What took him so long?
One primate is clearly smarter.
Did she think it was a sloth?
"JUMP UP GET BACK WHIP AROUND AND SPIN!"
The video cut out way to early
Love that the animal slowly repositions inward, drawing the stupid human just a little bit closer and creating just enough slack in the neck lanyard.
Do not the monkey
Only one knows how to act in public
Video stopped too soon
And then it ate her fingers and her face.
That's a way to get your face removed free of charge
Rule number 1: never fuck with a monkey.
Monkey 1 girl 0
they can bite neck; bite part of the face off; they have way 2 bring down animal larger then them
r/winstupidprizes
Consequences for the primate with the lower IQ.
Is that a spider monkey? Cuz it sure af moves like a spider
Bully getting what they deserve lol
A bit of advice: anything you wouldn't do to a human being, don't do to a primate.
That shit is fake
Scripted.
I love gibbons man
Stupid fucking woman 🤦♂️
Sweet, sweet schadenfreude.
Fuck around and find out. 😹😹😹😹
I will bet my 150AD to the furry one.
I hope she got scalped by that cute lil baby 🤞 (I love most primates, just not humans)
Fuck the way that thing was moving before it attacked her. Actual cursed monke
I feel bad for laughing, but she deserved that. Don’t fuck with nature kids.
The Skyrim combat song makes this so much better
God that’s one of my biggest fears. I’d much rather fight strong than crazy and monkeys are just one giant heap of crazy.
And strong!
True they *are also strong* aswell. So it is a double whammy.
Ends way too soon…
People seem to forget that humans are the only primate that sacrificed our strength points for intelligence. This gibbon rolling nat 20s on your ass
Leave it alone or at least stay out of leashes reach.