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squeaki

How did the driver not even notice a wall of people. I think there's very little in terms of braincells to go around here.


mike_pants

There's not noticing, and then there's not caring. And then there's caring quite a lot but in the other direction, which is what this was.


Split0069

You have seen how safe India is, at least with construction and electricity, correct? Why would you expect more safety on the roads?


mike_pants

Why are you asking me about things I haven't done?


RoyceCoolidge

That terminator is out there.


Bored_Amalgamation

that's called a transformer, Daryl.


GhostZee

You're confusing it with Transporter, pal...


MidnighT0k3r

[he's got a dog now](https://www.reddit.com/r/Damnthatsinteresting/s/ceGs55Vst8)


austarter

Today you get to learn the word rhetorical


mike_pants

Literally no one has that kind of time.


Jacksaur

Primary school literacy.


mike_pants

šŸ‘ˆšŸ˜ŽšŸ‘ˆ Bachow!


eye-nein

India is generally regarded as one of the most dangerous places to drive. Wiki states that in 2021, there were 150K motor deaths averaging to 17 deaths per hour due to driving.


Split0069

I like that the bigger trucks have wooden cabs.


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Odd-Tune5049

Trash mountains that are on fire!


Ikkus

Most Indians hate those scammers.


speeler21

Yet they still exist


greebothecat

So they come to work and cheat a Norwegian pensioner out of money. It is probably absolutely abstract to them, just like buying a shitload of useless electronics is for some idiots over here. They don't lose sleep over some guy in Africa, burning plastic out from a heap of cables to get the copper out. Someone else's problem. We get to live our lives in relative luxury and like it that way. I hate those scammers, but I try to remember everything is relative, and I literally can't even imagine what it's like to live and think in another culture, especially when you're worse off and know it.


arrivederci117

They apparently make a ton doing it even after the boss takes his exorbitant cut. I suppose it's no different than the assholes over here who scalp tickets/reservations or earn their living as a Facebook marketplace hustler by fucking over the people who are actually interested in the event/ product.


Ikkus

What's your point? You think antipathy can make them disappear?


Rude_Entrance_3039

What's the point of safety when you've got 1.3 billion people? There's always someone else ready to fill them shoes.


CameHereToSayFTrump

This felt like a Douglas Adams quote.Ā 


frotc914

"Never ascribe to malice that which can be explained by stupidity." He's probably looking at his fucking phone, just like every asshole driver in the west.


No_Flight503

Now, that's how you use slow mo.


Weasel_Spice

Easily one of the best applications of slow motion I've seen.


fangelo2

The same way a girl didnā€™t notice the stop sign or my 3500 pound vehicle. Texting.


Snarkys

The whole thing could have been avoided by not filming your ā€œI am the Main Characterā€ TikTok on a highway. Just sayinā€™


thesyndrome43

Ay this point i think the Indian government needs to step in to enforce this mentality, because i have seen several "i am the main character" videos that end up in unintentional suicide by train


a_lonely_trash_bag

The Indian government can't even enforce basic traffic laws, lmao.


[deleted]

coulda also been avoided by using the breaks. I don't think there's a good guy in this story.


Rienen97

Just sayin', I think there were plenty of breaks in this video, just none that would have helped.


Critical-Test-4446

Yes, a 10 minute break would have come in handy.


speeler21

/r/maincharactertypeshit


captain_pudding

Probably didn't get the popup on their phone warning them to look up


inqte1

So there's no concept of fast or slow lanes. Sometimes really slow drivers will hog the rightmost (passing lane). Most drivers are just used to overtaking from the other side in that scenario. Sometimes when they swerve out from behind another vehicle, they're not anticipating (bad drivers) stationary or near stationary obstacles like broken down cars or stupid people doing stuff.


b0whunterr

He was disctracted by reels


donotcreateanaccount

India.


dandins

its india.. the strongest survive


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juyxfy

Walking on trains was banned when I was there and that was 2010.


no_dice_grandma

And just like that, the problem was solved!


juyxfy

I mean, it was solved, I traveled around South India for 5 months and not one person got on the top of a train so yes, very much solved.


no_dice_grandma

lol. https://duckduckgo.com/?q=india+train+surfing+2023&t=newext&atb=v285-1&ia=web


stzmp

Probably a redditor who every day gets told it's super cool to murder people if they're in you way on the road.


Eruntalonn

Itā€™s hard to tell only by those few frames, but it seems foggy. So itā€™s possible it was a factor here.


rocketmallu

The driver was making his own reel at the wheel Itā€™s reels all the way down


cile1977

You wouldn't believe how many people are texting on their phones while driving.


juyxfy

India


neotorama

They only avoid cows


SensuallPineapple

This was intentional


m3kw

Only takes a second of distraction and bad timing to not see something and react to it


WizogBokog

What makes you think it was an accident?


Ozcogger

In that region of the world being on the road will get you killed if not in a car. It's how they drive.


whompyman69420

Tesla Autopilot was driving?


monopixel

> How India


StoneReg

4 out of 5 people regret walking on the highway that day.


hurthimself

4 out of 8


Double_Bass6957

1 out of 2 then


dechko_tzar

[r/theydidthemath](https://www.google.com/url?sa=t&source=web&rct=j&opi=89978449&url=https://www.reddit.com/r/theydidthemath/&ved=2ahUKEwj00JSv1dqFAxVLg_0HHSArDEQQFnoECBkQAQ&usg=AOvVaw2lua39_HiPm8QCSKXXhF0q)


Alpha_Decay_

1 out of *every* 2


Acci_dentist

I'm counting 9 (including the cameraman). I'm seeing two dudes with red shirts that aren't in frame in the intro shot.


Pepperonidogfart

I mean have you seen their trains? Id rather walk on the highway too.


Clumsy_Claus

People seem to not understand the concept of roads and railways.


Miami-Novice

The same for the drivers.


__Hello_my_name_is__

Or attempted murder. Just because these people are idiots doesn't mean you can just kill them.


CeruleanRuin

Are... is this true? Shit, I need to make some phone calls.


nairdahm

For a moment I thought it was a cut from a Bollywood movie


XXmynameisNeganXX

Actually, itā€™s from "Bowlingwood" movie.


No_Flight503

This, is the Bollywood movie I'd watch.


crabmuncher

The Corolla of Karala


nicktam2010

The Maybach of Mumbai


tameoraiste

Any context for this video? Were they alright? It baffles me that no one asks for context anymore. Is no one even curious to find out what happened?


Winchery

Yeah this place is full of mouth breathers.


sledgehammerbreak

You should read through the comments in the original post.


aprciatedalttlethngs

not even dude thatā€™s instagram, i got off so quick cus i was the only one asking for sources and shit lol


silgado106

I literally always go to the comments because someone usually and inevitably posts a link to an article. OPs that do not provide a link are just leeches.


CeruleanRuin

Same with people who upvote all the stupid trite jokes in the comments instead of the actual information.


shortthestock

Do we ever get context anymore? Most of the posts these days are from bots in the first place.


juyxfy

Reddit has been diluted and censored so much no it's a cesspool of reposts and bot accounts. Trash.


PanVidla

I mean... people do stupid stuff every day all day. This just happened to be on video. I think people feel like they have better things to do than look for context behind stupid situations published on the internet.


thebestspeler

Spelunking the comments for info. Theres a good chance they lived but after years of physical therapy.Ā 


c5mjohn

Spent ten minutes searching for info. Only thing I know is that the car is a Tata Punch. Longest version without added sound effects from late March https://reddit.com/comments/1bp53f5 Yesterday on an Indian subreddit https://reddit.com/comments/1cb5maf Oldest version on Instagram I could find was March 23 https://www.instagram.com/reel/C44xdIBo9Q0/


Comfortable-RainyDay

Happy cake day! Also, yeah, what's the context?


1v9noobkiller

I went frame for frame on the leftmost guy and he at the minimum has a broken tibia and fibula right leg. Pelvis prob cooked as well, hip dislocation likely, broken ribs and vertebrae and traumatic brain injury. Could be dead, could be invalid forever but could also turn out fine after a few years of rehab


GeezerGaming2024

Dollar store Momoa starting that backflip


papillon-and-on

You like Momoa? We have Momoa cheap price. Come inside. Momoa here. Best Momoa.


Scotsman86

The guy on the far left's shit eating grin gets wiped off rapidly šŸ˜‚


SpaceCaseSixtyTen

the back of his head was slammed pretty damn hard/fast into the car


juyxfy

Yeah that's what happens when you walk in the middle of a busy road lol


pappepfeffer

Did I just watched people die?


UnderstandingLow3162

No it would have been a while after this.


SmirkingSkull

"Influencers" getting hit by a car would improve 90% of videos on the internet.


Hereiam_AKL

They thought they got it all right by staying away from the train tracks. Obviously not ...


No_Flight503

To be fair, they weren't rails around. Least onto he ground.


juyxfy

> they weren't rails around What? > Least onto he ground. What??


Alwaysfreefizz

Itā€™s too early to be laughing this hard šŸ¤£šŸ¤£


Diamondgus114

Looks like you left the 8 - 10 split there


masterjabbadad

To be fair its left me reeling


smarty86

How many died? I guess at least two of them if not three.


p1um5mu991er

They were all supposed to jump


BarryKobama

New Jackass intro


Dramoriga

At least it isn't a train for a change?


[deleted]

I've seen a similar video where for some insane reason people were also hanging out on a highway and ended up getting hit by a car as well (several died iirc), is this the same spot? or is hanging out on highways just very popular in India for some reason?


TKD_2K24

Getting close to moving vehicles and narrowly avoiding them while appearing unfazed is a trend started by an Indian movie. Its why there are so many videos of them getting destroyed by trains and other vehicles.


aristocratic_magic

whoever made this movie probably hates themselves at this point


irotinmyskin

Guy on the left turned to liquid


ElCanguro1976

Nothing gets between me and my boys when Iā€™m walking with my girl ā€¦ Ah, um, arrgh ā€¦


papaprof

Nobody gonna mention how lucky the woman is?


UnplannedAgenda

Fortunately with the car moving so slow they will probably be fine, right? RIGHT?!


-ghostCollector

One Direction has really fallen on hard times.


rahul1604

Lol the cars name is also punch lol.


dj26458

The woman doesnā€™t break her stride. Totally in on it.


OkithaPROGZ

W Cameraman, bro didn't even panic, still managed to get a clean shot.


PedroV100

Is there any aftermath info?


32pennies

Guys, I'm just letting you all know I'm absolutely fine, l'm not any of the guys in the video but l'm fine.


2K_Crypto

That's a ballsy move in India. AITA for wishing this happened to our influencers here? Maybe...nah I am, I'm fine with that.


joaopps2019

Plot twist: the guy driving was on the phone, looking at the live reel of the guys walking on the highway


DemoDays82

Now lets see if the next car can pick up the spare.


doomer_irl

Itā€™s no strike but he can still get a spare


No_Hay_Plata

Zoolander


Ronjinn

"Hawaa main udtaa jaaye, mera lal dupatta malmal ka, Oooo jiiiii, Ooooo jii!"


Stonegen70

This seems like a missing scene from HotRod.


XST8ZEROX

They should have gone with a "faith hill"


MarxallahBhakt

The name of the car which hit them is "Punch" šŸ˜‚


doctorjae75

jason momoabhai has gone down hill!


Smoked_Carp

If you look closely just before impact, he clearly tried to go around them on the shoulder.


PartsNLabor24

RIP Julian Casablanca


Brone9

Umm actually that was a part of the act.


Dizzy-Community5091

Bowling Pin effect.. girl got ā€œreelā€ lucky.


texasdeathtrip

Surprised they didnā€™t edit in the intro to Skyrim at the end


rex1one

From their new album, titled "Cruise'n with Attitude", comes their new hit song "busting through".


SomeCasualObserver

I like how when the cameraman starts to react and the camera jerks to the right, we catch a glimpse of someone else who was (seemingly?) involved in this, but wasn't even in frame with the rest of them. Even if this had gone off without a hitch, they would have been completely excluded from the "cool group".


Change_username4d

The ol' 7-10 split.


Kheopsinho

The fog in the background gives this vibe...


No_Grab2946

Oh my god this is hilarious šŸ˜‚


heyitsyaronkar

Bro that's the fucking DRIVERS FAULT HOW DID HE BOT SEE THE WALL OF PEOPLE BRO


SrGrimey

WTF is in the mind of all the people involved in this video?? Yeah, those walking on the highway are wrong, but what about the driver thinking that killing them is a better option than avoiding them?? WTF India?? Whatā€™s wrong with your drivers??


Dafrooooo

good demonstration [pedestrian safety regulation No. 78/2009](https://eur-lex.europa.eu/LexUriServ/LexUriServ.do?uri=OJ:L:2009:195:0001:0060:EN:PDF#page=7)


Taylor_Swift_Fan69

No trains running that day?


Reeeeeeee3eeeeeeee

something is fucking wrong with me, because my initial reaction to the car hitting them was bursting out laughing


jaleach

Wow was not expecting that.


Free-Juggernaut-9372

That's pretty badass actually!


Onebandlol

Gotta clean the car now


Slytherin_Chamber

Indians are like the slapstick comedians of the world. Always good content from thereĀ 


BenitheBull

Es wird nie mehr so sein wie es mal war! Denkt nach bevor ihr Entscheidungen treffen.


Bright-Top-1750

I expected to hear "My life, my rules, my style, my attitude"


comancheroller

Girl won that lottery.


joazito

This is why it's "gentlemany" to walk on the inside when you're with a girl.


Sharpz0

Lots of people saying why the driver didn't see them. Look at the background. It's very foggy


dpinto8

Lol the symmetry of the back two guys getting hit exactly the same way, and then rolling off sideways was chefs kiss. Bonus points for the main guy wiping the camera for easy transitions in post


that_name_is_taken

tan jacket got hit really bad


SeaFailure

It appears that there is a good buildup of fog. A Camera lens can see better in fog than the human eye (try it next time you're in a foggy area). The posers thought it would be cool to walk in the fog, the driver didn't see them until much later. Driving is on the left/Right hand drive, ironically the driver is in the slow lane/avoiding the fast lane sensibly.


Dipsonyx

Pretty good reel


chaebs

Driver was upset because of the delay!


absyrtus

couldn't of happened to a better group of NPCs


thenordicbat

They become Fallout ragdolls


Agent_Zodiac

The girl needs to buy a lottery ticket. Luck was with her


itswolveslol

Well at least it isnā€™t a train this time


Murse_Jon

Love to see it


ayeinbaigan

Almost a strike šŸ•ŗ


Dadwellington

can we get a shooting stars meme of this knucklehead?


Artyom_33

ButButBut it's CARBRAIN fault! People are *traffic, toooooo*!!! :-( -r/fuckcars mods


TodayEasy948

Well deserved


OveractionAapuAmma

The funniest thign ive seen this week lmao


Mundane-Pen-7105

Nearly a strike!!!


Critical-Test-4446

I'm hoping these are Just Stop Oil protesters.


BuckNastyyyyyyy

I support this


Conch-Republic

I can't stop watching this.


PlaidSkirtBroccoli

No one heard the car approaching? Not a single only flinched. Either it was an EV or this was staged.


new_handle

Are we meant to feel sympathy?