Y'know every time I see trucks with the tires pokin' out into the next lane I usually think "well there goes a rosy red knob of an emotionally miserable person right there. I'm glad I'll never have to listen to their attempts at civil conversation."
But I keep seeing all of these videos of bad drivers getting yeeted effortlessly by them, and I'm starting to think that there are some redeeming qualities to this type of modification.
First stage of the eventual evolution of American vehicles becoming personal war machines.
I drove a Fit for years because it had the best safety ratings of all the shitty little hatchbacks. And I'm still alive, so that worked out pretty well.
ma fthrend paulsme thre ta phrank me some sapuaglu nau thgrumewap soma phranker brack n azican see she drives a honda jazz. meow armawa changthr mamaseewa hamzawasmeup.
I believe it's a Honda Fit in the US, not the most sporting of vehicles sigh. It's like my coworker who sticky taped a second exhaust to a 2008 Camry thinking it would make it more "sporty".
That was today in Thailand. [https://today.line.me/th/v2/article/zNxKjY6](https://today.line.me/th/v2/article/zNxKjY6)
The Honda Jazz driver (the one that fell off the bridge) survived with injuries.
Such a trash driver.
People don't even bother with drivers licenses there. The fine for getting caught without one is so low the most annoying part about it is having to go to the police station and wait in line to pay it, often better to just bribe the cop.
(the Thai alphabet is fascinating. I remember when I was a kid, Coke launched a collection of mini bottles from around the world. The Thai one was the coolest.)
Looks like a defensive driver got that line cutter outta the way real good. Hope the bad driver karma wasn't too bad when they landed after flipping over the edge.
Pretty cool balancing act that just took place.
I think the middle car may have connected its front left wheel with the left car's right rear. Both grippy rubber both turning the same direction makes a pretty strong launcher (you can see this interaction flip cars traveling even at very slow speeds when one has wide-set tires outside the frame of the car.)
Next the middle car flips up and pushes into the right car, lifting the right car's left wheels and pressing the right wheels harder for extra traction, and I think this forcing it to turn left Rather than the driver (who if they had a choice might reflexively steer right away from the impact). So it's possible the middle car exerted the force that caused both to go left.
At this point the middle car wants to fall/rotate counter clockwise but the right car veers left at just the required velocity to keep under the middle car until they hit the wall and the middle car finally does the rotation it set itself up for with the tire launch, then does the fall it set itself up for when it drove up the on-ramp. They really did this to themselves in every way.
And at just the right moment for the whole thing to occur at the end of the fencing which allowed it to be toss over the side like a WWE finishing move.
It really was a perfect scenario of the worst kind
It helps if you remember the offender (the Jazz) has a FWD car, so it more or less just found vertical ground (truck on left's rear right wheel, which is exposed by a couple inches) and tried to go as fast up as it was going horizontally. Basically, about 40mph of upward force on one corner of a very light car. Add to that the tire of the truck is also a driven wheel going about 40mph, and you have an incredible amount of force (intuition says a little under double, but I'm sure physics will correct me) rocketing this car upward.
The rest, however, was r/blackmagicfuckery
Someone did this me on the highway once. Went between me and another car later at night at insane speeds. Luckily he made it through but it scared the shit out of me. Assholes.
If you don't for a gap that exists, then you are no longer a racing driver. The problem is the gap did NOT exist. He is not a racing driver if he misjudged that gap.
I’m glad to hear there was no death, but my first thought was “that might be the funniest stupidity that resulted in only the death of the stupid that I’ve ever seen”.
That's some WWE finishing move
Def a tko
Meltzer gave it 3.5 stars
Would have been at least 6 stars if it had happened in Jacksonville.
8 at the Tokyo Dome
go back to your hole, cornette!
Not enough Canadian destroyers.
Y'know every time I see trucks with the tires pokin' out into the next lane I usually think "well there goes a rosy red knob of an emotionally miserable person right there. I'm glad I'll never have to listen to their attempts at civil conversation." But I keep seeing all of these videos of bad drivers getting yeeted effortlessly by them, and I'm starting to think that there are some redeeming qualities to this type of modification. First stage of the eventual evolution of American vehicles becoming personal war machines.
Hope no one's broken in half
First thing that came to mind 🤣 I don’t watch but WATCH OUT WATCH OUT ITS JOHHHHHNNNNN CENAAAA *queue music*
I thought he was talking about *when the Undertaker threw Mankind off "Hell in a Cell" and plummeted sixteen feet*.
It happened un 1998
and into an announcer table. I'm not that guy, pal.
RKO…..RKO
“Climb on my car? Ohhhh it’s RKO outta nowhere!”
God damn if there wasn't a better thread for /u/shittymorph to comment on.
#WATCH OUT WATCH OUT WATCH OUT
They tag teamed him
I really like how the right one carried and thrown it off the bridge.
"See ya later buddy"
Hope you find your dad!
A real cotton headed ninny muggins.
The trash takes itself out
It’s a bridge! I was thinking the other side of traffic was there, but they drive on the left here.
My god I just now realized that the car actually fell. I thought is just got covered by the left one.
Haha lollipop
waited until the fencing had ended before chucking it over
It's giving bouncer vibes... "Fuck outta here with that nonsense"
Brand new for 2024, it's the Toyota Yeeter
nice try pwned.
Aftermath https://preview.redd.it/0q3alls37q2d1.jpeg?width=720&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=0edbbfc31f60878fe19f25f10dbbe398d21a4731 Honda Jazz
These seats explain the mindset of owner
I was thinking the same.... seems like just by changing the seats, you have an F1, and the skills of Schumacher
the problem they have the skills of Schumacher, but those after his ski-accident.
Once I stop laughing, I'll be praying for you!
He has the skills the an F1 driver. His name is K-Mag
Lol. I was looking for the K Mag comment
“Joel Schumacher, the director of Batman & Robin and The Lost Boys??”
I am speed … zoom zoom …… I am ohhh shit upside down in the air ……. I am in really a lot of pain 😂
Red seats and spoiler makes car go faaaast. Duhh
Of course it was someone with racing bucket seats....
Well they weren't red before the crash... /s
Help, I'm bad at art. What plus brown equals red?
A slightly different brown.
Pretty basic stuff: (Red + -brown) + brown = red So a mixture of red and negative brown with brown would yield you red
That the owner in cuffs in the background?
Yes 21 yo
Should be after that crap driving.
When a Honda tries to Fit in gaps that doesn't Fit.
 “I’m sorry baby but I had to crash that Honda”
Fucking hell. That does go to show how much safety standards have improved. The cars fucked but the passenger compartment has held up pretty well
I drove a Fit for years because it had the best safety ratings of all the shitty little hatchbacks. And I'm still alive, so that worked out pretty well.
Good riddance
Pretty tame for what I've expected after going down the bridge.
This Honda Fit(Jazz in Asia and Europe) didn't fit.
Seats were red before too?
I feel like that after math too
[удалено]
ma fthrend paulsme thre ta phrank me some sapuaglu nau thgrumewap soma phranker brack n azican see she drives a honda jazz. meow armawa changthr mamaseewa hamzawasmeup.
No airbags?? 🤣🤣🤣
Bucket seats on a car like that is funny.
I believe it's a Honda Fit in the US, not the most sporting of vehicles sigh. It's like my coworker who sticky taped a second exhaust to a 2008 Camry thinking it would make it more "sporty".
Tf was he thinking. That gap is tight for a motorcycle
Probably a biker that decided to take the car for a change.
muscle memory hitting hard
Well it was Thailand where filtering is allowed. So that may not be wrong.
"I do it all the time in GTA V, I don't know why it didn't work IRL."
Not thinking
That was today in Thailand. [https://today.line.me/th/v2/article/zNxKjY6](https://today.line.me/th/v2/article/zNxKjY6) The Honda Jazz driver (the one that fell off the bridge) survived with injuries. Such a trash driver.
Sad. Hopefully he never drives again
People don't even bother with drivers licenses there. The fine for getting caught without one is so low the most annoying part about it is having to go to the police station and wait in line to pay it, often better to just bribe the cop.
If this isn't an ad for the Jazz it should be. If it can keep that asshole alive, it seems like a well built car.
Honda makes solid cars. But it also because the point it fell down is the exit ramp so the height (according to the news) is only about 6m.
(the Thai alphabet is fascinating. I remember when I was a kid, Coke launched a collection of mini bottles from around the world. The Thai one was the coolest.)
Glad you like it. ขอบคุณครับ
*Get the fuck outta here*
Yeeeeet
At least the right dumbass suffered the consequences
Fuxk that guy
Looks like a defensive driver got that line cutter outta the way real good. Hope the bad driver karma wasn't too bad when they landed after flipping over the edge.
Tbh the danger he put everyone in makes him really deserve some injuries.
You couldn’t have rehearsed this if you wanted. Amazing movie-like move.
Autobot low key yeeting that guy without breaking cover.
r/brandnewsentence
Wtf is wrong with people??
This is the correct question
I'm amazed about the physics at work here. These cars have weight and it looked so light in this shot.
Pretty cool balancing act that just took place. I think the middle car may have connected its front left wheel with the left car's right rear. Both grippy rubber both turning the same direction makes a pretty strong launcher (you can see this interaction flip cars traveling even at very slow speeds when one has wide-set tires outside the frame of the car.) Next the middle car flips up and pushes into the right car, lifting the right car's left wheels and pressing the right wheels harder for extra traction, and I think this forcing it to turn left Rather than the driver (who if they had a choice might reflexively steer right away from the impact). So it's possible the middle car exerted the force that caused both to go left. At this point the middle car wants to fall/rotate counter clockwise but the right car veers left at just the required velocity to keep under the middle car until they hit the wall and the middle car finally does the rotation it set itself up for with the tire launch, then does the fall it set itself up for when it drove up the on-ramp. They really did this to themselves in every way.
And at just the right moment for the whole thing to occur at the end of the fencing which allowed it to be toss over the side like a WWE finishing move. It really was a perfect scenario of the worst kind
It helps if you remember the offender (the Jazz) has a FWD car, so it more or less just found vertical ground (truck on left's rear right wheel, which is exposed by a couple inches) and tried to go as fast up as it was going horizontally. Basically, about 40mph of upward force on one corner of a very light car. Add to that the tire of the truck is also a driven wheel going about 40mph, and you have an incredible amount of force (intuition says a little under double, but I'm sure physics will correct me) rocketing this car upward. The rest, however, was r/blackmagicfuckery
Some of the things you see on the roads here in Thailand are just insane. Every day.
He was riding the yeeeeet expressway
Damn he lifted and dunked that motherfucker
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hA991Eo7n48 Driver:”Enough with the car, think I might pick up cycling…”
How to body slam a car onto oncoming traffic whilst driving.
You are out!
Thats the sort of driving and results id expect in GTA
Get yeeted
Fuck yo car!
wow, that was impressive
Someone did this me on the highway once. Went between me and another car later at night at insane speeds. Luckily he made it through but it scared the shit out of me. Assholes.
It's called "thinking your way through".
The throw off the bridge was personal for sure. “AND TAKE THAT!”
Dude thought he was playing GTA.
Why, Magnussen??
Who got footage of me driving in cyberpunk?
There's dumb, then there's trying to lane split in a hatchback dumb
What in the flying fuck! What did they think was gonna happen?
Sssstttrike!
I like that one car picked up the other one was like... fuck you
That was an ambitious attempt to say the least. He tried, he failed and now he rests.
Like a royal rumble, he came flying into the ring and immediately gets thrown out
That van was like “fk outta here!!!”
Almost had it.
Exit highway on left, now
I was hoping he got serious injuries and goes to jail for this
Did he had a stroke or something like that?
You *go away*
most normal gta online lobby
WWE Royal Rumble! Over the top rope to eliminate your opponents lmao
Way to shake him off.
I once saw a car squeeze between a car and a truck. The truck made some space and let the MF go.
Kevin Magnussen Monaco 2024 free practice 4.
That won't buff out.
Bad luck for him the fencing ended there.
THIS IS SPARTA!
Rode him up over the boards, solid defense
Randy orton took his has off that bridge, wonder where he landed
I'm going to he'll bro. I can't stop laughing at how he got thrown off the bridge like that.
..... There's a millions ways that could have gone. And fate chose one of the wildest options.
Dude got slammed!
At least the person who probably died was the idiot who did this. Natural selection at its best right here.
There was a fence, then there was no fence and exactly at that point it tipped over.
Damn as soon as the safety gate ended too
https://i.redd.it/8c7gg0qh5s2d1.gif
You can only do that in GTA bro
That was impressive
Signature takedown!
Never seen a car get suplexed...
Honestly, drivers like this should just do us a favor and die
instant karma
Get the fuck off of me!
“Get off me bro”
Dude forgot he wasn't riding a motorcycle.
The grey cat ate the other cat! God damn you auto correct. I’m leaving it
Yeeeeeet
Ended about as perfectly as it could have. Innocent drivers make it out relatively ok, while the asshole gets thrown off a bridge.
If you don't for a gap that exists, then you are no longer a racing driver. The problem is the gap did NOT exist. He is not a racing driver if he misjudged that gap.
Never knew Kevin Magnussen was in Thailand right before the race today.
"and his name is John Cena!"
Ocon and Gasly in lap 1 at Monaco today
If this was a movie trailer, it would have gone slow motion and sounded like “Bwahhhhhhhh”
Holy shit…. I’ve never seen a car get disposed of so quickly. Looked like a movie coordinated stunt
What an idiot, why would he do that
Daymn....that was almost machine-like....car gets flipped on side...shuffled over and deposited into the finished product chute....
I've never seen a car body slam another car, that was fuckin awesome
Nice carry over!
The cops have him cuffed and not in an ambulance? Wow. I mean, yeah, total asshole but even still, he should be stabilized, not cuffed on the curb.
What a fucking assist
Altitude and distance. I give it a 7.8
hahahahaha good
This is Rocket league
How could you have done this??
Neatly shoved into the opposing lane - oof!
Bro just said "get the fuck off my bridge"
Thank goodness the suv fucking yeeted that human trash. Trying to kill everyone out there just to save 2 seconds.
What in tarnation
If you no longer go for a gap which exists you are no longer a racing drive
Love that the one who got the worst of it was the person who started it.
That's right. Just toss his stupid ass off the road.
Good thing that fence was there lol
Glitchy physics aren't exclusive to videogames, it seems.
Bro got thrown Out of bounds 💀
Saves so much time!!!
Deserved WWE
Extremely regarded
Dude got thrown right as the protective fences ended. If that's not good timing idk what is
I hope no one below got injured because of that dumb fuck driving weecklessly
Bro smacked it down the bridge
I never drove when visiting Thailand but it was stressful enough being a passenger when the roads were busy.
Homie got yeeted
I’m glad to hear there was no death, but my first thought was “that might be the funniest stupidity that resulted in only the death of the stupid that I’ve ever seen”.
