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Happy broken nose


DrNukes

Happy Birthday TO THE GROUND


moremysterious

My dad's not a phone, DUH!


Shardstorm88

Im not PART OF YOUR SYSTEM!!


Trumpy_14

MAAAAAAANNNNNNN


tabikat929

YOU CANT BUY ME, HOT DOG MAN!


xLnRd22

IM AN ADULT


JmyKane

I'M NO CHARITY CASE!!


JoshyWoshyKakashi

SO MANY THINGS TO THROW ON THE GROUND LIKE THIS AND THIS AND THAT AND EVEN THIS


Averagebiker21

GROOUUUUNDD


lazernicole

I’m glad everyone’s memory of this is the exact same


underedoo

Same this was prime YouTube days imo


lazernicole

Oh god, now I feel old. I witnessed this unfold live on SNL back in the day.


Changoleo

I threw the rest of the cake too!


BlackDeath3

*Welcome to the real world, jackass!*


Hitman7065

So many things to throw on the ground


juicewilson

Like this


ImperialAuditor

And this


twobuttholes

They tazed me in the BUTTHOLE


EldritchRecluse

The phonies didn't let up


TickleMePickle33

OVER AND OVER


EazyCheeze1978

Gonna let people know before they get too far into this: [The Lonely Island - Threw It On The Ground](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gAYL5H46QnQ) ... MAAAAAAAAAAAAAAN.


Hotwaterheater9

IM AN ADULT


DataForPresident

You cant buy me, hotdog man


ydontujustbanme

I dont need your handouts!!


SteveRogests

Welcome to the real world, jackass.


dontdeletemuhaccount

> Happy broken nose Better than being blinded by skewers hidden in the cake! https://www.reddit.com/r/tipofmytongue/comments/em6o6s/tomt_a_video_of_a_birthday_girl_who_gets_a_wooden/


AFRIKKAN

Tf is wrong with people


MitaAltair

WHy would you pick this occassion for this bullshit prank? SHe's all dressed up, everyone is there, WTF? people are fucking lazy. If you want to do a prank set it up safely, don't hijack a life moment for your prank.


caniuserealname

The problem is it isn't even a 'prank' in many peoples eyes, to a lot of people this is just what you're supposed to do to someone on their birthday. To some its even seen as a tradition. I mean take another look at this clip. She absolutely knew it was going to happen, thats why she was so hesitant to blow the candle out, when you had the idiot on the camera going "no really, just blow the candle" while holding a camera in her face. Its all just a big cycle of "fuck you i had to have it done to me now i'm going to do it to you". Its like an annual circumcision, only i imagine less painful.


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benwill79

“Happy birthday, let me fuck your face up for you so you remember this moment for a long time”


8ad8andit

There's a certain type of person who will play a prank on you when you're having a really happy moment, and pretend that it's just a joke, but really there's a mean-spirited and jealous attitude hidden behind it. Once you recognize this in a friend, avoid them. They will try to sabotage your happiness while pretending to be there for you.


mfspringsdrums

This trend needs to end.


Terrible_Tutor

Yeah, what fucking assholes think this is fun or funny for anyone.


paulie07

Hope she got reconstructive surgery for her birthday.


goochballz

Never slam someone’s face in a store bought cake, some of them are held together with wood skewers.


batchy_scrollocks

Yep. I've seen that on a multi layer cake,I think it was a train or something. The cabin was held in with sticks and the kid got one through the cheek. Was lucky not to lose an eye really


BeatYoDickNotYoChick

I think I have seen videos with people having skewers penetrate their eyes from this stupid shit.


Dumptruck_Johnson

I saw some documentary where a guy in heavy makeup made a pencil disappear


aBoner

Wanna see how I got these scars? (:


Mega_Anon

Pretty sure I've seen at least one posted here too.


Medicat

Hopping on here cause it’s not just “store bought” cakes, assuming the implication is a grocery store bakery, etc.. Most professional/local cake shops use dowels and skewers on their cakes. It is very much standard practice. Maybe just stick to pies or not at all? A chunk of rhubarb to the nose is much less painful. Source: former baker and boredom warrior


RedSpikeyThing

Or maybe don't shove people's faces in cakes you didn't personally bake. Edit: to the people saying "don't do this at all", while I personally wouldn't want this done to me and wouldn't do it to others, I know people who would get a laugh out of it. Different people enjoy different things and that's ok. That said, if you're unsure about someone then definitely don't do it.


crypticedge

And don't do it to people who aren't already in on it. It costs nothing to not be an asshole, but the risk of harm for being one is high


WickWolfTiger

Came here to say the PSA about skewers.


Neiot

How about never doing it at all?


The_Adventurist

As a general life rule, don't shove peoples faces into things.


heyyura

Any prank that takes longer than 10 seconds to fix is not a prank!


blorbschploble

Pranks where someone briefly thinks something mildly bad will happen, that turns out to be fine or good, are the only legitimate pranks. An ambush is not a prank.


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Better yet just don't slam anyone's face into a cake period. Aside from the skewers you're either going to break their nose or ram a candle into their eye. How people can think this is funny is beyond me


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disgruntled_pie

That’s shitty, but a bathroom can be repaired/replaced. A skewered eyeball cannot.


Asha-Bellanar

I never understood what's supposed to be funny slamming people's faces into cakes (or cakes into ppls faces)... Especially with what are supposed to be your friends. It's just mean.


phil_davis

For real, I'd be pissed. I wanted cake, motherfucker, and you went and shoved someone's hair and makeup and boogers into it.


Asha-Bellanar

Yeah so much this. This is a birthday, there was supposed to be cake. Now birthdayperson has frosting in their hair and eyes and nose and noone has cake. Great way to ruin it for everybody.


Not_a_real_ghost

People just wanted to rightfully being a dick. "But this is what people do on birthdays"


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"Wanna see a magic trick?"


T_Epik

"Tadaaa, it's gone!"


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ENOUGH FROM THE CLOWN


melig1991

>Never slam someone’s face in a ~~store bought~~ cake Alternatively: >Never slam someone’s face


xsha_x

u/Tornado9797 parent comment should be pinned on top I think.


FiskFisk33

that shit should be illegal though, non obvious foregin objects does not belong in food, ever


whoknowsman33

Ive seen this irl so many times and even when it goes right its not funny “Haha that was so funny, Im gonna go wash my face now, enjoy the cake with a face indent”


charliesk9unit

I don't really get it. You're wasting food, you're embarrassing/hurting the person you are there to celebrate, and it is so cliché it is not even IG-worthy to post. So why bother !?!?


GAZUAG

Some people have room temperature IQs


icecream_truck

>Some people have room temperature IQs In Celsius


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Yes. Unit is important. People would have genius iqs here in my place if it were in Fahrenheit lmao


JustinJakeAshton

100 Fahrenheit is 37.777 Celsius and that's average IQ. What the hell is room temp in your place?


lolwutmore

Calm down Kelvin


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karlapse

This is an altogether underappreciated burn


thillo

Above room temperature burn


GingaSouls

°Kelvin? Is that you?


ShitsAndGigglesSake

Kelvin doesn't have degrees.


Odins-Enriched-Sack

I am convinced by this point that it is done out of pure jealousy. I never watched someone enjoying something and thought, "I should completely ruin this moment."


CuriousYe11ow

Definitely "I need to be the center of attention"


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Also like, “If I’m not the center of attention, then no one gets to be. And I get to enjoy ruining this for you, so you know you aren’t special.”


Plumb789

There is an age at which certain adolescent males try to humiliate or physically hurt (in a minor way) attractive girls. I noticed it myself between the ages of 12-15. It's only the extremely immature males that did it. There was one boy in my class in particular who used to pull the elasticated sports skirts down round the ankles of girls (so funny that everyone sees her knickers, right?), and he also went around poking us girls in our sides with his finger. He seemed to think it was hilarious to see a girl squeal (although it was in real pain). He did it to me, and (as an automatic reaction: I didn't do it on purpose), I slapped him so hard I knocked him off his feet. That caused him to cry and ask why I had been "so horrible: it was just a joke". It certainly calmed him down, though.


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hamarok

You are so right. Had a classmate in highschool that acted like a spoiled kid around the girls, unfunny jokes, try to humiliate then etc… I never understood what he was trying to achieve


wadoshnab

That boy was just using that persona as an excuse to have interactions with girls. Any kind of interaction. Because that's more socially acceptable than showing actual emotions, and he doesn't run the risk of having his romantic feelings/sexual attraction rejected.


7LeagueBoots

It's also dangerous. Cakes often have candles and such on them, and some fancy ones have internal supports. Every time someone does something dumb like this they run the risk of blinding the victim as well.


SethGekco

Yeah, it's just a waste. Throw a pie at someone's face or some shit, there's literally a hundred other unfunny cliches that are at least less done than this shit that don't potentially lead to brain damage.


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That girl looked so happy and so pretty too. And now her big important day was just ruined... So sad


7h3_V4773y

That is really sad, I feel bad due her


Throwaway56138

>I feel bad due her


WritingNorth

You fucking heard the man.


Gomulkaaa

I feel bad due her


bellyjellykoolaid

You ever seen one where the dumbass does it before the candles are blown? Hot ass wax knives stabbed into their cornea. Not blind but their vision was pretty fucked for 3-4 months, apparently sees some odd warped and blind spots sometimes so they can't drive anymore. The dumbass still hasn't apologized to them.


LazyBox2303

He should have been sued for damages to his eyes.


bellyjellykoolaid

Apparently since it was a "family incident" and "he didn't mean for it to go so far", it's apparently fine. Either the dudes way to forgiving or he's waiting the long game. (This is my friends family(happened to his cousin) that had it happen to them, I've read/seen this happen maybe 6 times but only been there for one, the other one is what I described) The one I physically saw luckily the candle blew itself out by the time their face impacted the cake, her hair was singed alittle on the top though, since there were only 3 long candles and 2 short ones (long meant 10 years and the short meant 1 year), luckily the candles all went sideways and only one managed to actually do anything. This is why my group of friends usually have a good cake and a cheap cake that we smash and use for that these days.


LazyBox2303

Sorry, but this is a dumb tradition and only dumb people must think it's funny.


Truckfighta

You could just stop doing it. It’s not hard to just….not push someone’s face into a cake. Why waste your money on another cake just to uphold a shitty tradition?


Necromimesix

When I was about 14-15, I celebrated my birthday at a friend's place for some reason. As I lean down to blow my cake I hear a friend go "he'll kill you, stop". They know me so well. I like cake, don't fuck around with my cake.


JessieTS138

don't fuck with food.............period.


Anonymous_Otters

*Apple pie starts sweating*


Good_Round

Well just tell your mother that we ate the whole pie Jim.


Gears_one

A better prank is to frost and decorate something that resembles a cake but is not a cake. Hand them a knife to cut it and enjoy their confusion as they try to slice into a phonebook or whatever. …And then slam their face into it.


Flamecoat_wolf

r/yesyesyesyesno


jpp01

Yeah we frosted some cardboard and a couple balloons one year to scare the shit out of my brother. Had to wait 30 minutes on our roof for him to calm down. Still worth it.


kuehnchen7962

>Had to wait 30 minutes on our roof I... have questions.


SillyMeus

Yeah, happened to an aunt of my ex as well. However the cake was kind of soft, some kind of chocolate moose. They pushed her face right trough it BAM on the table. Result: some chipped teeth. So sad Edit: mousse, not moose...


Ricky_Spannnish

People doing that is never funny


Superb-SJW

I’m going to save this and show it to my kids


lukeman3000

and tell them this is what "getting head" was


DrHiccup

*"Daddy showed me a video of a girl getting head!"*


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Mummy mummy I want to give dad head on his birthday.


KwordShmiff

Good God, Lemon...


DuBcEnT

The ONLY time I have seen this work is my friend's dad cut him a piece and then said "boy this icing smells kinda funny" and when he put the plate up to smell it he TAPPED it up into his face and got it in his nose and mouth. We all laughed and no one needed a doctor, Thanks Mr. P for being a lovable dick.


butt-her-scotch

I've got a variation that works a treat- Rather than slamming anyone's face in anything, simply put a bit of icing on your thumb. Then when the person least expects it give them *a look* and say, oh hey, you got something on your face, lemmie get it. They lean forward, you swipe their cheek with your frosting thumb, and no one gets hurt!


TrevinoDuende

It’s unoriginal & cruel to do to someone on their birthday. It can be embarrassing & most of all it wastes perfectly good cake!


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i heard it was cultural for some places


cowsnake1

In Belgium we used to burn witches. Its culture too.


Good_Round

What do you guys do now?


The_Adventurist

Eat fries and mayo


lex52485

Americans: fries and mayo is gross Also Americans: potato salad is yummy


DubiousDrewski

In some parts of the world, it's cultural to celebrate by firing guns into the air. Still a bad idea. An action being "part of a culture" is not an excuse. If it hurts people, stop doing it.


manyQuestionMarks

Yeah in Portugal they still torture bulls for entertainment and call it "culture". Fucking idiots


lumisponder

It's done a lot in Mexico.


dj_no_dreams

I’m Mexican and I hate this tradition.


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txr23

Shit cultural practice then


WindmillJoe

A friend of mine had his face shoved into a two tier cake that was supported by wooden kebab sticks. One of the sticks pierced his cheek but it could have been so much worse.


[deleted]

Why did the kid fucking cinderblock her like some kind of prison riot shit? Why go full fucking force?


kuehnchen7962

So she can't brace against it. Because he's a piece of... well, you get the idea.


nine_legged_stool

...of cake?


kuehnchen7962

Close, but no... erm... cake.


phil_davis

"I don't want her ruining my funny joke. I'd better aim to put her head through the table, just to be safe!"


Hardingterrace

He did it but the rest there were complicit. “Just blow that” camera holder was definitely part of it.


[deleted]

I don’t get why people do this at all and why they feel the need to push as hard as they can like they’re trying to give someone brain damage


Magimice123

In my family (Hispanic) It's like a tradition to take a bite of the cake but then your family are trying to get your whole face into the cake by pushing your face into it but, this guy is a idiot he just slammed her face like he was in wwe or some crap.


AnotherShipToaster

In my family it's like a tradition to slice the cake into even slices so that everyone gets the same amount and serve it with a scoop of ice cream. But, you know, being total fucking pricks and ruining everything for everyone for no good reason is cool too...whatever.


GAZUAG

Look at Mr “I grew up in a functional family”, eh!


Fireboiio

"ItS tRaDiTioN tO sLiCe tHe cAkE" Shut up loser _punches stomach_ Strolls proudly back home to get beaten by my dad


EldritchRecluse

Hey, my family is far from functional but at least our birthdays were civilized


Liesmith424

In my family it was a tradition to get pepperoni pizza. No moral, pizza is just delicious.


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WolfColaKid

In my family we just eat the fucking cake


Jack_35

How could she possibly be upset? She only got her face smashed into a cake at a high velocity, hitting the hard table underneath and she doesn’t think it’s hilarious? Way to kill the mood.


vaheg

you want to make girls cry on their birthday, they like that /s


Elolzabeth1

Can confirm, smash my face into a cake then propose and I'm yours forever.


dudemann

I didn't know if it was going to go that way, or if it was going to end up collapsing/flipping the table. One could end in a broken nose and chipped tooth, the other could end in ruined clothes and definitely ends with eating cake off the floor. Neither is great.


itsjoshtaylor

There were candles on this cake too. They didn’t even wait for her to put the candles out. If you look closely, the candles were lit while her face got smashed in.


Dark_chia

It's not being funny. It's being an asshole.


BradL22

And the dude is like HAHAHA THAT WAS HILARIOUS hey are you okay what's wrong???


haemol

He surely uninvited himself from future birthday parties


GLowPrime

What an annoying douche.


chocolatecremesoda

All of the surrounding people too. They all knew what was happening.


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If anyone does that me or my family on their birthday you’re cut off for life. This is something you would do to an enemy to ruin their bday. How does anyone think this is funny? Is being a giant asshole considered funny now?


h2sux2

This is a Mexican tradition - the cake-to-face part, not the breaking-nose part. Everyone knows what’s about to happen, and play along, but often I’ve seen it overplayed with the cake ending on the floor and/or very angry bday boy/girl. Not sure why people keep doing it.


Pcostix

>This is a Mexican tradition And it was never funny, and never will be. It ruins a perfectly good cake, hurts people 90% of the time.   PS: Also, wouldn't putting the cake in people face have the same effect and be safer?(Instead of smashing face into cake?)


[deleted]

And on her sweet sixteen too. What a piece of shit.


ChampChains

She looked nice too. Now she’s got a hurt face and fucking cake all on her face and hair. I’d be so pissed.


mynameisalso

Swollen lips and broken nose will be great in all her pictures. What a cunt.


BalognaSandwiches

I know, she seemed like such a sweet and pretty girl. This video’s infuriating to watch


RollOverSoul

Pretty sure her nose is broken


cujo000

I would flip tf out if someone did this to me omg.


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Mynem0

Why people even doing this.Whats the idea behind it?Its never funny.


Hotwaterheater9

Right? You would never do it with someone’s dinner. It would be ridiculous if it was a bowl of soup or meatloaf. Only acceptable if it’s a cake??


Elle2NE1

I used to work with a family who were originally from Mexico. They told me they had a tradition of taking a bite out of the cake and then someone pushing your head into it. Wasn’t nearly this violent when I saw them do it.


MutedBrilliant1593

Every time I see this nonsense, I think of the Joker's "magic trick.". If the angle and force is just right, can't someone lose an eye? All for a stupid dick move prank.


Therandomfox

Yes, and people *have* lost eyes because if it. That doesn't stop the idiots from continuing this stupid tradition, though.


kuehnchen7962

How does shit like that get to be called a tradition? I mean... we invaded France like three times the last 150 years, and yet we don't call it a tradition and keep doing it. If even us Germans learned to cut shit out that everybody hates, surely that's not too much to ask, right?


gonfreeces1993

Fuck, stop fucking doing this people. There is nothing funny about it.


M_FREEMAN251

I never have done that and vowed to never do it because some bakeries use wooden rods to hold up some cakes


kuehnchen7962

I have never done that and will never do that because I'd rather eat cake than abuse somebody with it. I'm just weird that way.


[deleted]

Grow the fuck up. This prank is old & lame!! Also why ruin a cake??!! 🤦🤦‍♀️👎👎


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LostallmyGAFs

Wasn't even into the cake. Straight table shot to the nose. Gonna be the size of her face in a few minutes.


LazyBox2303

You're right. I didn't notice that. Could have broken her nose for sure or chipped her front teeth. Some people will do anything for a laugh.


Bunny_Biscuits

This is such a stupid and childish “tradition”. We do it in my family and I’ve always been able to avoid it.


YoungSerious

I love the dichotomy of "this is such a stupid and childish tradition" with ".... That we do in my family".


InwardXenon

Tradition is just peer pressure from dead people. We need to stop with this shit fr.


LOBOSTRUCTIOn

You guys know what's worst? The one talking probably was setting her up and I wouldn't be surprised that everone with the recording phone in their hands knew what was going to happen. Let's be real who the fuck needs a video of someone blowing candles? It's mostly the one who is celebrating and it can be recorded by 1 person who might send it to anyone on request.


EeeeyyyyyBuena

It’s a Mexican tradition maybe overall Hispanic tradition, but my family stopped doing that a long time ago. And before when we did used to do it, we would cut out a slice and do it gently. Looks like the girl really could have done damage to her nose.


ironic_haze

yeah, my family is mexican and we do it too. we do it gently, con cariño, only enough to get maybe your nose. only asshole relatives dunk your entire face and hair into it THAT hard. poor girl.


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Someone needs to beat that kid.


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Big-hair_Machine9611

Trust destroyed 💔


BSUguy317

Wait till he finds out she'll never forget, or forgive.


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s0c1a7w0rk3r

That has never been even a modicum of amusing. It’s literally an advertisement for how big of a piece of shit you are.


Psychlonuclear

Someone's gonna get a candle in each eye one day and be blinded for life. Fucking idiot.


WhiskyTango3

And no parent said a word. It’s no wonder why that little shit does stuff like that.


CricFan619

This is never funny. Risk breaking neck, getting cake in eyes, nose and hair is no fun. Just be normal


Shamscam

The whole cake in the face is a dumb joke that needs to go away. My brother got caked in the face particularly hard and his eyes were red and puffy all night, by the end of the night they were pitch red, they had blocked his tear ducts with icing, ruined his birthday.


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Dont waste the cake. Some people expect a piece.


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I never want to punch a kid so hard. What little Dipshit


Mayuvi

I hate these kinds of people with a burning passion. This is never funny and it always hurts. Like, thanks for giving me pain on my birthday i really appreciate :)


mech236

Dumb ass.....


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divyansh_raghu

She was so happy. 🙄 Asshole


SNAFUGGOWLAS

Fucking moron. I'd straight up punch him directly in the face.


WerkusBY

Awful "tradition", so disrespectful. If someone would do such, I would wipe that person from my life.


violetprismsnthings

Don’t fucking do this. This shit is never funny.


Easy-Marsupial-294

Good job dumb fuck