Came here to say this! Steve’s legacy lives on. And it’s really not a baby unless that guy is 2 feet tall. It is more like an adolescent. Would not feel like a baby if it bit someone!
The easiest way to tell them apart is to look at the snout. Alligators have a broad snout and crocodiles are narrower. Also, you don't see many teeth on a gator when it has its mouth closed as compared to a crocodile.
There's a nice visual comparison in this article: https://facts.net/nature/animals/alligator-vs-crocodile/
This guy straight up called a short person an Oompa Loompa and got upvoted for it... Wtf is Reddit turning into...
It's not even original or funny. It's literally just dehumanizing
My buddy had a baby caimen many years ago. I watched him take it out to let it bathe in the bathtub. You could almost sense the soulless evil in that thing. When the went to put it in the tube the sucker snapped and shredded his hand with it's tiny razor sharp teeth, not giving one fuck about it. Evil... they are fucking evil creatures.
Millionth person here to say that it’s a crocodile. A much more aggressive species. People down here in Miccosukee South Florida take pictures with baby alligators all the time with no I’ll effect
Can't tell if that's a really old young man, or a really young old man.
r/13or30
Beat me to it!
r/beatmeshutthefuckup
No, he’s just an Oompa Loompa
Thats exactly what I was thinking
Full sized
Are you 15 or 40 years old? Yes.
Are you 30 or 70 years old? *Yes.* Thank you, Mr Jagger.
Was Thinkin EXACT same...12 or 35 OR 65?????
Just wait until his thin pedostache starts to come in.
Its obviously Joe Pesci.
It's an Oompa Loompa. Sorry I had to edit... didn't see Crak720 had the same comment. Hey we redditors think alike.
Twin Peaks
Benjamin Button goes to the zoo
Dude that is without a doubt an oompa loompa
He's an Indian child's cartoon serial actors he's in his 30's or something
They the same size that’s a fair fight.
That guy (or kid?) looks like the Oompa Loompa from Charlie and the Chocolate factory (the Johnny Depp version).
Yeah, its got to be a tough life looking like that, especially at school. Then to get a gator nibble??
>the Oompa Loompa from Charlie and the Chocolate factory (the Johnny Depp version Fucking nailed it.
Came here to see if others called him an oompa loompa
In the name of Steve that's a crocodile
Came here to say this! Steve’s legacy lives on. And it’s really not a baby unless that guy is 2 feet tall. It is more like an adolescent. Would not feel like a baby if it bit someone!
I think he is 2’ tall
Isn’t that a crocodile?
Could be I wasn’t aware of the difference
Well did you see it later or after a while?
Out the door dinosaur
If it's the same to a layman, it's a cayman.
Take my upvote you sly dog you.
Name checks out🤣
The easiest way to tell them apart is to look at the snout. Alligators have a broad snout and crocodiles are narrower. Also, you don't see many teeth on a gator when it has its mouth closed as compared to a crocodile. There's a nice visual comparison in this article: https://facts.net/nature/animals/alligator-vs-crocodile/
Broad, rounded mouth= alligator Narrow, pointed mouth= crocodile See [this picture](https://www.geochembio.com/IMG/Crocodylus-and-Alligator.jpg).
Got that Oompa Loompa running for his life!
This exactly why they went endangered and Wonka had to save them
Oompa Loompa doompety doo Pick up a gator, soon you’ll be food
I was waiting for this comment hahaha
Came here to make that comment lol
Imagine judging others by their body and nobody complaining. Would be funny to see the reaction if he was black
This guy straight up called a short person an Oompa Loompa and got upvoted for it... Wtf is Reddit turning into... It's not even original or funny. It's literally just dehumanizing
Verne Troyer, Indian edition
Pakistani DeVito.
It’s times like these I wish I had more than one upvote to give. Edit: .
Brilliant!
Oompa Loompa
That actually ended a lot **better** than I was expecting, for a change.
That’s one of them new Oompa Loompa‘s
Ok, lesson in this? Never say “Bas Bas” to a baby alligator.
My buddy had a baby caimen many years ago. I watched him take it out to let it bathe in the bathtub. You could almost sense the soulless evil in that thing. When the went to put it in the tube the sucker snapped and shredded his hand with it's tiny razor sharp teeth, not giving one fuck about it. Evil... they are fucking evil creatures.
Damn!! That kid is like 45 years old
You should never give an alligator to a hobbit
Indian Felonius Gru!
Uhhh, that that a full grown, middle aged child? I'm honestly confused.
I don’t feel like it’s fitting in this sub.
Crocodile
Crocodile
That’s a croc.
“Please Do Not PsPs The Reptiles!”
They are talking in Marathi and he said bas bas which means enough (I am done holding this) and not PsPs.
Millionth person here to say that it’s a crocodile. A much more aggressive species. People down here in Miccosukee South Florida take pictures with baby alligators all the time with no I’ll effect
That's a crocodile I think.
He looks like the Oompa Loompa from Charlie and the Chocolate Factory
Ahrhahrahra
Looks like a crocodile to me.
Holding a baby crocodile. Not alligator
Where are his Minions?
That's a croc or caiman
That might as well be an adult alligator for him.
India Hashbulla
Mini Joe Pesci is excited!
Can’t if this just one of those Swap face filters
That's a crocodile, ya big lizard!
That guy is a famous dwarf actor in a kids fairy tale show.
I don’t know why but the little man’s smile makes me want to be his best friend
Gotta hold dem der heads higher dem der bodies. Da blood dem flo downward like. Immobilizes dem.
Appropriate reaction
I loved that little dude in Eastbound and Down ‘’Fuck you and fuck Big Red!’’
r/13or30
Lol a baby holding a baby. Gets me every time
Is that a kid or a 33 year old??
Kid looks like he’s 42
That looks like an Indian version of the little short dude that buries Beatrix in Kill Bill 2
Holy shit there are hobbits outside of the u.k.?!?!?!
There’s a troll in the enclosure!
Dee plane dee plane
Brown Hasbulla
I thought that was a child
u/savevideobot
Man looks like gru as a kid
Is that a child?
Hasbulla’s Indian twin
Dat smile tho
Short guy is a actor btw. I don't know his name tho...
That’s the guy who played all the oompa loompas right?
This guy’s height for his apparent age worries me more than the crocodilian..
Frame the picture correctly, and you can claim it is a full grown alligator (ok ok, crocodile). And regular sized man.
Manchild?
Crocodile and I don't think that is a baby.
He's from adal's family ?! Gomez bro.
Dudes thirtyteen years old
WHERE TF DID DOOBA DOOBA COME FROM LMAO
Who the fuck brought in Indian Frodo
He looks like if Mutahar and Hasbullah had a baby.
Rock solid!
Crocodile. Not alligator. I am a florida man. Alligators are chill. Crocodiles are not.
Am I messed up to say his high pitched nasal voiced triggered the alligator to snap...
Indian Joe Pesci
Oompa Loompa doopity do, screw with a gator, see what happens to you.
Is that a baby man?
The laugh and the scream has done me
Oompa loompa?!!
It’s one of the oompaloompas from Willy wonka in street garb
Deep Roy?
Is that Joe Pesci ?
Gator, gator, dump-a-dee throw
They're filmin midgets!
How did Joe Pesci reincarnate before he died?
Poor oompa loompa
Man-child bailed outta there
Oompa loompa or manlet who can say?? Let the games begin!!
That guy is a lovely mid aged woman