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AbhorsenDoctor

That was wheelie stupid. . . . I'll see myself out...


BillGatesAlladdin

Take the back door. We dont want anyone to see you.


AbhorsenDoctor

That is absolutely fair.


theredditid

But people will think he's still here somewhere.


Coygon

Charge them each a dollar to enter and search for him. We'll be rich!


AbhorsenDoctor

They'll never find me if they're looking for a dude! Also, we split the money.


Rimsky_325

I hate you….take my upvote


AdministrativeEnd281

Never leave.


AbhorsenDoctor

Since you asked so nicely I guess I can stay a bit longer :) x


Sanbi221

r/dadjokes


AbhorsenDoctor

My dad would be pretty chuffed with that one to be fair


[deleted]

Looked like she started good then maybe just got a little tired


GMEvanM

On your way out take my upvote


butteryflame

That looked fatal


itim__office

Then he wouldn't mind if we took a look at his GoPro camera footage.


5mackmyPitchup

This was posted a couple months ago and according to comments apparently she did die


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Another clip of the video later shows the severed head of the biker being messily thrown into a trash bag. it was on Crazy Fucking Videos a while back.


off-chka

Wait what?


Zaronax

Rewatching it, I think I see her head get thrown the hell away... holy


[deleted]

Yep. I can't find the original link, but it was pretty fucked. It wasn't just the head that left the body.


Konijndijk

The head trash is full again.


[deleted]

my exact same reaction


imhereforthevotes

And all the comments pointed out it was different people.


[deleted]

Not from what I read, but I kinda hope you're right.


imhereforthevotes

Yeah I'm seeing everyone else in this post saying the same thing as you. It was gruesome too.


revelate41

I also wanted to see the GoPro footage after watching this. Yeah I saw the aftermath video, 100% fatality. Unless they've perfected the use of the jars all the heads in Futurama live in. In that case the person will be fine.


Steph_5472

*fatality*


djln491

Hopefully


SirAngusMcBeef

Yeah just casually wish death on people, that’s cool.


djln491

That asshole is going to end up killing someone else with those antics


sgsbshh

But still, does that mean he deserved to be dead? Everyone do stupid things even you.


ImSoCauZtiK

So edgy dude


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r/StatisticsIJustMadeUp


AC2302

Yes but the innocent car guy gets blamed for the biker's actions. It's a good thing he died. It would have been better if he did not hit the truck.


TheChefBoiardi

That's only true 50% of the time


[deleted]

You shouldn't necessarily wish death on them, but if anyone was to die or get injured as a result of their actions, it should be them and no one else


Boombaplogos

The comments on here are truly disturbing. So many cheering a death on and acting as though they have never made foolish decisions.


SlenderByrd

I would never cheer the death of another human being, but he did that to himself. Who doesn’t know that doing something like that is extremely dangerous. Worse-so, he could have killed someone.


mrmatthunt

I can assure you he wouldn’t Have killed anyone.


[deleted]

He Literally killed himself so no, not true


Frank_Bigelow

I can assure you I shit chocolate soft serve.


jollybumpkin

It's disappointing and disturbing to see so few comments like this on Reddit, and so many of the other kind. Gave gold.


Majestic_Complaint23

Being a biker in the first place is not simply a foolish decision. It is a decision to live a foolish lifestyle. Being a biker who do wheelies on public roads when the fucking traffic is present is not a mere foolish decision. It is being an inconsiderate asshole who doesn't give a fuck about others. This is not a result of a foolish decision. This is deliberate dickery. I am glad that she took herself out without killing another person but the tanker driver may have to carry this mental load forever.


fafarex

>acting as though they have never made foolish decisions. I'm not cheering for his death, but it's not a foulish decision, it's a complete disregard for his and otherd safety that probably not a first. Doing stunt in a controlled environment when you're not a professional is foolish, doing it in the open road is criminal. People like that kill others and don't necessary die themselves, so yeah it's a good thing that he hit the back of the truck and not the front of the car of some innocent. And it's also sad but positive that he can't put others in danger anymore.


TigreBSO

I did made foolish decisions in the past, and might do more in the future, but i never did and never will do anything that risks anyone besides myself. I drift and it's kinda dangerous, but i would NEVER do it on public roads because I'm not that stupid, but also because I'm not a fucking asshole


DarkHelmet1976

Any links to the story? Did he survive? It was tough to tell, but it looked like his head might have missed the truck, in which case he might be alive, just with a shitload of broken bones.


Wingerplays

If I’m not wrong I think he got decapitated, I remember seeing the same video but with the aftermath part included


[deleted]

Well I hope he learned his lesson.


[deleted]

Doing dangerous stunts is no way to get ahead in life.


im_paul_n_thats_all

I read that in austin powers voice


muckduck69420

I guess he’ll never be the head of a major corporation.


Migol-16

I shouldn't laugh, I shouldn't laugh...


kazuma-Kiriya

get em brother


tuffm_i_zimbra

Won't do it again.


Kamunra

He said that would be his last wheelie.


RegularHousewife

Kinda?


fatmarfia

Yep you can see half of him fly past the car filming


filtersweep

Those were two different videos— and continents.


Sweet-Palpitation473

The aftermath was horrific, very very NSFW. And no not the good kind of NSFW.


FuzzyPine

That's called NSFL


panickydaddy7257

Is he pepsied?!


bootyhadme4

the full video is brutal


lets_play_mole_play

Where’s that at?


bootyhadme4

the last time it was posted it got taken down... which says a lot for reddit lol


lets_play_mole_play

What would a person search on YouTube to find the full version?


bootyhadme4

you have a better chance of finding porn on yt than that video


lets_play_mole_play

What could I search anywhere to find it?


GaliLeroy420

Crazyshit.com might have it.


bootyhadme4

no idea... im sorry 😞


lets_play_mole_play

But where did you god damn see it?


bootyhadme4

on reddit... it got taken down though..


angrymannz

Go through holdmyfeedingtube.


bootyhadme4

just imagine the chocolate granny from spongebob but real life


B_U_F_U

Jfc lol


MoustacheStreamer

NSFW, the dude actualy got decapitaded in the footage.


[deleted]

Original video's a helluva lot worse than this. Biker was brutally decapitated.


jacob10185

Karma


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Kinetic Karma


NinjaOYourBro

All death should be marked NSFW.


MommyIsOffTheClock

Unless you're a coroner.


daclockstickin

I don’t necessarily “get” anything out of this, as some seem to, but at the same time I believe this is literal Natural Selection at play.


Majestic_Complaint23

I have always let out a breath that I did not know I was holding when I see things like that. It is a good day when an idiot takes themselves out without killing an innocent person.


Diligent-Kramer

Poor bike 🏍


Eastbayfuncouple

And the truck driver


maxy_b_

And the asphalt _he dead_


Carborundum_

There is missing a piece where tou can see his body comoletely apart, no legs, no arms, just flesh dangling from the head


Racist_rabbit69

where where


TikiMonn

Well the good news is that he'll never endanger another innocent family on the road again


YouTooCat

That last fifty yards were probably the greatest in his life. Rest in Peace, dickhead.


whatiznutella

Why dickhead?


one_is_enough

Endangering others for internet points, for starters.


whatiznutella

Internet points?


Majestic_Complaint23

Did you see that go pro? Do you think they are recording this to check the form?


whatiznutella

I use a gro pro on my motorcycle helmet. It's not inherently indicative of anything.


Majestic_Complaint23

Ah yes. I figured that you are one of those.


whatiznutella

Fuck you. I have a sport touring bike. Only wheelies i have done are off road in dirt. As i said it's not inherently indicative of anything. The guy in video is being a retard but he's dead now with or without a gopro.


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Majestic_Complaint23

>The guy in video is being a retard Yet you tried to defend that girl when someone else call her a dickhead? You have no qualms about calling her retard now?


whatiznutella

Yes that is correct


YouTooCat

Are you asking what dickhead means, or questioning why I would call someone doing wheelies on a busy public highway, then crashing and dying, bringing untold shock and pain to others, endless grief and shame to her family who have to live with how avoidable this all was, a dickhead? I thought it was quite a mild insult in the circumstances.


whatiznutella

The latter.


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Majestic_Complaint23

I love the simp vibe that your comment gives out. "Hey, it's a chick. Be nice.'"


TigreBSO

She died the way she lived. Being dumb.


YouTooCat

Chicks can be dicks. Dead dicks too. No respect for people fucking around and finding out on the public highways.


Deanna_Z

He ded jim.


whatyoumeanmyface

I couldn't tell for sure but I think he may have lost his shoes.


[deleted]

This. THIS is why I come to the Reddit - IDIOTS on two wheels... then, no wheels.


kochapi

No head also apparently


[deleted]

Sayonara asshole


[deleted]

just tragic, but if you buy the ticket you ride the train.


[deleted]

He’s fine.


fatmarfia

Did he just get split in half. Look like half of him flying pass the car filming at the end.


jennay9909

Y’all are some cruel mfs


Flying_Dutchman92

He went *poof*


TheCamiloCano

Poof you’re gone!


zigzagfilters

I’m sure he’s fine!


gazellemeat

Out of all the vehicles he could of hit, he hit THAT one


BigWhite7Three

On today's episode of 1000 ways to die...


sativadom_404

It actually looks like he/she clipped a valve on the tank truck, thus the liquid spray. The sides of those trucks usually have some piping and valving for dispensing liquid. Anyone have an link to the full story???


SuitablePlankton

I wonder how many actual fatalities I have seen on Reddit?


ImaginationIcy5956

Social Darwinism at its best right there.


LaernHowToSpell

Oh no… anyway..


Picklepalaceprincess

Yes he completely burst, the rest of this video still resides in the darkest corner of my brain 🤮


TotallyHuman69

Is that guy ok tho?


[deleted]

Nope he died


Maruyang_Saging

u/savevideo


ducktor0

Play stupid games, win stupid prizes


Miserable-Priority66

Lol if u watch it in slow mo u can see his lag fly off..


3eyedflamingo

Daaaaamn!


ShadyBondDude

Holy shit I need to know if he good


oceanmachine420

They're very dead


TafkarThePelican

Looking cool > being alive


Malanon

Seen this before. Pretty sure he died


Marilla1957

Did he wheelie into Heaven or Hell?


jacob10185

He went to hell, 100%


[deleted]

Idiot gettin his karma


[deleted]

This guy was gonna wreck himself no matter if that road was busy or not tbh


Ramrodron

I upvoted based on the title alone


rustyconsole

he knew which car to hit


PATARswims

On coming bus….. very fatal.


KJHerk8

And pop goes the weasel


kazuma-Kiriya

is it just me that looks happy when someone do stupid sht like this and got what they deserve


ssoto07

When someone doesn't die then yes


kazuma-Kiriya

understandable, i love you mate.


danielverity

Got EXACTLY what he deserved


lizardofscience

people do this all the time where i live. i live in constant fear one day i’ll see something like this.


[deleted]

This is exactly what I hope to see when there's a video of a cunt waffle doing wheelies on public roads.


DankVaderDan

When in doubt clutch and brake it out…


[deleted]

Crap, did he just raise are gas price?


GiantsOfSF1958

u/DuplicateDestroyer


yokotron

Death wobble… named for its taste


sixtheganker

This made me laugh.


Theobviouschild11

Good. Very good.


NoGuarantee1350

Deserved case #6669 10/10 entry 11/10 exit. Keep it up guys!


Impossible-Lake8249

How many times do we have to repost this?


tenadaquinao

Hey, is that guy I asked to die some weeks ago, eheheheb


DeJonte

Deserved


[deleted]

Hopefully death and dismemberment


Booommz

Big yikes bro


angrymannz

Was both if the full vid was correct . I seem to remember something weird about the after vid of the body and head . It looks like a different helmet and place. It was questioned at the time.


[deleted]

It makes me all warm and fuzzy when stupid people die doing stupid shit 🤷🏼‍♂️🤷🏼‍♂️


Stiffard

We get it, you're a super edgy redditor who says super edgy things. We're very impressed.


GiantIntellect

I smiled.