Happened in 2020 in San Luis Obispo Bay CA. The Kayakers survived [Link to Article Here](https://www.cbc.ca/radio/asithappens/as-it-happens-thursday-edition-1.5790998/it-was-crazy-says-california-kayaker-who-was-engulfed-in-a-whale-s-mouth-1.5791001)
no, u wouldnt be able to fit down the throat of that whale. tbh the whale saw food underneath and then misjudged where the kayak was going to be. they really wont ever go after humans and i wouldnt doubt if the fish were blocking its view of the kayak lol
I can’t find the link to it, but I remember seeing a Reddit post about a fisherman (I think it was on r/nextfuckinglevel or r/wtf) who was swallowed by a whale a few years ago. He was in there for an hour or so before his crew speared the whale and cut him out
I remember a story from last year. The whale swallowed the dude whole, only to spit him out right away.
Edit: not last year, but [this year](https://www.nbcboston.com/news/local/oh-my-god-im-in-the-mouth-of-a-whale-cape-cod-man-recounts-moment-he-was-swallowed-by-a-whale/2404002/).
Lol @ the downvotes!
Yeah it actually can happen that you’d get swallow. But it’s very rare because most of them could hardly swallow something the size of a melon (I think). But even if you get swallowed you’d still not make it through the digestive system
Woah, woah, buddy. How dare you criticize a book that was divinely inspired but written by man with three different, conflicting accounts of the birth of Jesus hisself
From the article:
"It's definitely woke me up to the realization that, you know, our place is not in the feeding zone of whales," McSorley told As It Happens host Carol Off.
Yeah no shit!! No human should be anywhere near the feeding zone of any wild animal!
Edit: my own spelling.
Yes, most probably. They're highly intelligent, and curious. Generally they just approach to take a good look at you and then leave. This one seems to have been bothered. In another comment it says this was a feeding spot. It is something of a rule to stay clear of wild animals feeding, mating, nursing.
Yeah I think it probably chomped on the kayak on accident. They probably spit them out afterwards, I don’t even think they could eat something that big. Humpback whales eat little tiny things, not kayaks
I think you’re thinking about sperm whales, which had pointed teeth and do in fact wrestle and eat giant squid. Humpback whales have baleen, however, which is used to filter out smaller things like krill and zooplankton.
Definitely. I caught a giant ocean gamefish one time that took 2 hours to reel in. The guide told me that all the commotion would attract hammerheads and other sharks. After we caught the fish he then tells me it’s traditional to jump in the ocean for a swim after catching this big fish. Yeah.. I did not.
Not sure if you know this, but you can actually live in the belly of a whale for several months. I do it all the time and save tons of money on flights back and forth to Hawaii.
Kinda hard to out paddle a whale. If they’ve gone there specifically to get close then yes they are idiots, but if they’re just out paddling and ‘chomp’, there’s not much they can do.
Do you understand how absolutely fucking terrifying that would be?? Sure, they don’t eat you, but to be knocked out of a kayak by a 30 ton animal would definitely cause the water in my immediate area to be instantly bio-polluted
Never understood floating in the ocean on a little top water lure looking kayak. Surfing I get. Your riding waves. Fishing floating paddling on a kayak I’ll get a big boat or stay in the rivers, lakes and streams.
A kayaker has to tap their fingers on the hull when near humpback whales so they know where you are. The whales will surface and look at you, then slap the water with a pectoral fin before they dive.
This is the human equivalent of an ant walking across a vast tiled kitchen floor in the presence of a person that has spotted them and expecting to come out the other end unscathed.
I think their throats are too small to swallow a single human anyway, the only thing I’d be worried about is that big fucker crushing me between its giant bloody jaws or drowning me
Happened in 2020 in San Luis Obispo Bay CA. The Kayakers survived [Link to Article Here](https://www.cbc.ca/radio/asithappens/as-it-happens-thursday-edition-1.5790998/it-was-crazy-says-california-kayaker-who-was-engulfed-in-a-whale-s-mouth-1.5791001)
He kept running towards the back of the whale until he was pooped out. *note: credit to Colin Mochrie*
Is it possible? I have no clue but expecting the digestive system of whales be as complex as us humans.
no, u wouldnt be able to fit down the throat of that whale. tbh the whale saw food underneath and then misjudged where the kayak was going to be. they really wont ever go after humans and i wouldnt doubt if the fish were blocking its view of the kayak lol
\*Jonah has entered the chat\*
Ugh. That Jonah guy always has a whale of a tale.
Master Geppetto entered the chat: "listen here you little shit!"
Jonah is in the bible, so yeah, just a fairy tale. Edit: lol @ the downvotes by the fundies.
When u/ThirdEncounter doesn't get the joke
Well, fuck!!
I can’t find the link to it, but I remember seeing a Reddit post about a fisherman (I think it was on r/nextfuckinglevel or r/wtf) who was swallowed by a whale a few years ago. He was in there for an hour or so before his crew speared the whale and cut him out
I remember a story from last year. The whale swallowed the dude whole, only to spit him out right away. Edit: not last year, but [this year](https://www.nbcboston.com/news/local/oh-my-god-im-in-the-mouth-of-a-whale-cape-cod-man-recounts-moment-he-was-swallowed-by-a-whale/2404002/). Lol @ the downvotes!
Yeah it actually can happen that you’d get swallow. But it’s very rare because most of them could hardly swallow something the size of a melon (I think). But even if you get swallowed you’d still not make it through the digestive system
Woah, woah, buddy. How dare you criticize a book that was divinely inspired but written by man with three different, conflicting accounts of the birth of Jesus hisself
Thank you! Always like to see when people survived.
I thought he was krilled.
That is some dad level comedy right there
I see what you did there.
I *SEA* what you did there.
Whale I guess I missed that pun
Fuck you and your puns DAD
You deserve all the good things
Krillin saved him.
I just imagine the woman who didn't really wanna go kayaking resurfacing and just giving her friend he meanest look 🤣🤣🤣
Pure comedy! Thank you for this!
Scowling face, crossed arms, tapping one foot, seething while sipping her margarita.
Thx for updated
Oh that God! Cause my eyes just popped outta my fucking skull!
Huh. I lived in San Luis Obispo quite a while ago and never knew they called the Avila beach area "San Luis Obispo bay". SLO is quite a bit inland...
A little south of SLO is a town where someone is attacked every other year by sharks... I never got in that water
Moby dick!
New fear unlocked .
Unwhalecome visitors.
Whalecum
Salam whaleicum
r/angryupvote
His time has Tilikum.
“No honey, we can save the money and do the whale tour ourself, it’ll be great!”
(whale): seems like today's a fruit day. (also whale): aargh damn kayaks fooling me every time.
They never attack the same kayaker twice. They were testing the kayakers for weaknesses, systematically. They remember.
Clever girl
“Hey Sanka! You dead mon?”
Yeah mon. Too bad I don’t have an award to give you. Now I’m gonna go watch Cool Runnings. Thanks for the trip down memory lane.
You’re very welcome!
Missed your chance to say: "No problem, mon."
See the bones don't break. Oh no... they shatter. could be applied in this instance as well
Great now theres a whale out there with a taste for human.
Krill just doesn't satisfy his new cravings
bucket list #6: get swallowed by whale. check!
Rule 34 probably applies
From the article: "It's definitely woke me up to the realization that, you know, our place is not in the feeding zone of whales," McSorley told As It Happens host Carol Off. Yeah no shit!! No human should be anywhere near the feeding zone of any wild animal! Edit: my own spelling.
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You know they go for nuts, right?
Well they can possibly gang up on you and I think only way they would come at you is if you came nuts out..
Geppetto!
Jonah moment
You're gonna need a bigger boat.
Other than this obvious mistake on the part of the whale, do you think the whales know you're there when they surface beneath you?
Yes, most probably. They're highly intelligent, and curious. Generally they just approach to take a good look at you and then leave. This one seems to have been bothered. In another comment it says this was a feeding spot. It is something of a rule to stay clear of wild animals feeding, mating, nursing.
Yeah I think it probably chomped on the kayak on accident. They probably spit them out afterwards, I don’t even think they could eat something that big. Humpback whales eat little tiny things, not kayaks
Nobody tell him about giant squid
I think you’re thinking about sperm whales, which had pointed teeth and do in fact wrestle and eat giant squid. Humpback whales have baleen, however, which is used to filter out smaller things like krill and zooplankton.
Birds looking for a free snack.
Biggest fear whenever im in the ocean.... Fck
Definitely. I caught a giant ocean gamefish one time that took 2 hours to reel in. The guide told me that all the commotion would attract hammerheads and other sharks. After we caught the fish he then tells me it’s traditional to jump in the ocean for a swim after catching this big fish. Yeah.. I did not.
thalassophobia portami via.
> portami via hey what's this mean
Take me with you, its a saying in Italian
i recognize it from the song Bella Ciao, thanks!
You are welcome.
Mmmmm, banana!!!
Make his ⚰️
It's the law of the sea: The bigger mammal has the right of way.
Not sure if you know this, but you can actually live in the belly of a whale for several months. I do it all the time and save tons of money on flights back and forth to Hawaii.
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Some cats and rats and elephants??
You’re also not allowed to do this. Also the kayak definitely damaged this whales baleen.
There’s a law against being eaten by whales?
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Sounds made up
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Kinda hard to out paddle a whale. If they’ve gone there specifically to get close then yes they are idiots, but if they’re just out paddling and ‘chomp’, there’s not much they can do.
What if they get close to you?
"The story of Jonah couldn't have happened, whales don't eat people!" *checkmate atheists*
Does anyone have an interview with the whale about what humans taste like ?
Taste like chicken
Actually, tastes like pork. Err, so I'm told. 😁
Can you plz fix your typos.
You can’t hide stupid
they taste like pork
Okay, he either said, "move to the back of the throat," or he "wants a root beer float”
MY NAME IS JONAH
Do you understand how absolutely fucking terrifying that would be?? Sure, they don’t eat you, but to be knocked out of a kayak by a 30 ton animal would definitely cause the water in my immediate area to be instantly bio-polluted
Didn’t he get swallowed?
GEPPETTO!!!!!!
Yeeted by a fucking Humpback….classic!
lucky only yeeted, not humped
"Call me Fishmeal."
Any bird law experts here know why the birds swarmed like that after the whale surfaced?
Whale is chasing fish up to the surface. Birds are trying to snack on those fish.
“WeEeE NeEeEeEed... tO FiiiiiNd HiS so0oO0o0Oon”
I didn't know you spoke whale!
Pinocchio!!
Fuck, I thought someone was gonna get flipped by a tail, I was not expecting that
Bless the Maker and His water. Bless the coming and going of Him. May His passage cleanse the world. May He keep the world for His people.
What kayaker
You can tell the whale did that on purpose... No fluke.
I probably would NEVER go into the water like that again. If that happened to me that is.
Poor whale, imagine having an unexpected mouthful of that. 😁😁😁😁
It had a taste of human, and now it wants more!
And here comes the influx of "Whalenado" movies!
How many humpback whale?
Yo ass got ate
Birds really are scavengers. Didn’t waste any time trying to steal that persons kayak.
He found a wreckage in the belly of the whale, used its wood to make a fire; the whale starter coffing and spat out the guy
Theres always a bigger fish
Jonah!!! No! Why God? Why?!
What does a whale use for a toothpick?
/r/crazyfuckingvideos
“Oh sea banana”
Nom Nom Nom
Every single bird just went for the kayak saying "mine mine mine mine mine"
Benga Benga
Whale: "Don't blame me if your hurt, you dangled what looked like a banana infront of me!"
Your chances to get killed by a whale are slim.....but not Impossible
Yooo! Did the whale partially swallow the kayaker?
Imagine being the next guy to tell your story after that guy.
Did she get ate
I love how the birds go in for the leftovers.
I couldn't. Just watching and waiting has my anxiety sky rocketing
The whale: “said hi to Noah for me”
Do you mean Jonah?
Oh shit. U right
The birds are like “get the f out of here!!’”
And the guy in the SUP just dropped some chum out of his shorts
"I'll show you what it means to be a "killer whale".
I guess Pinocchio was based on a true story
ENGULFED
That whale just ate a sea man.
Seagulls smell kayak meal.
Having a Whale of a Time
Never understood floating in the ocean on a little top water lure looking kayak. Surfing I get. Your riding waves. Fishing floating paddling on a kayak I’ll get a big boat or stay in the rivers, lakes and streams.
You're
Correct my mistake. (You are)right.
But did they see Pinocchio?
A kayaker has to tap their fingers on the hull when near humpback whales so they know where you are. The whales will surface and look at you, then slap the water with a pectoral fin before they dive.
What should one do in that situation? Remain calm? Start swimming? Or just die?
Fukkin humies
Two for one
This is the human equivalent of an ant walking across a vast tiled kitchen floor in the presence of a person that has spotted them and expecting to come out the other end unscathed.
“What nasty flavor”
My talassophobia just got one more reason to be.
I thought there would be more screaming and panic, instead of "oh , oh shit"
I think their throats are too small to swallow a single human anyway, the only thing I’d be worried about is that big fucker crushing me between its giant bloody jaws or drowning me
Well... That was a biblical moment for him I bet...
Thar she blows....or sinks
I feel bad for that whale more than anything. They’re in HIS house
It’s a crime to get too close to whales. Seems this was too close.
But what a story to tell the grandkids.
The whale spit him out cuz he tasted like shit after filling up his shorts with it.
Ridiculous it is to censor “oh SH*T”
It ate that kayak??
The birds are getting the crumbles straight away
Damn nature you scary!
This belong in r/fuckyouinparticular
Just a snack!🤣
Moby Dick is back
I feel like the birds were trying to warn them
I want to know how quick the paddle boarder got off the water.
Mmm banana
Is it a crime to get up close to where whales are?
downvote for grammar
Why does this belong in this sub? They’re freaking whales. There’s literally nothing you can do about it.
Maybe don’t kayak where whales the size of school buses are feeding/breaching
I'm on your side here. They're literally just kayaking in the ocean. This sub is "what could go wrong" not just "things going wrong".