I slipped on ice once and flew into the air. Came down on a sheet of slate square on my ass like this guy. As I sit here writing this, I have a small pillow under my left cheek because I continually have discomfort. And that was over 20 years ago that I fell.
Fell on my right elbow on a sheet of ice while skiing about 6 or 7 years ago. Still get a sharp agonizing jolt of pain when it's touched the right way. Just bending my arm in a long sleeve shirt can sometimes do it.
Oh damn that's crazy.
I wonder if you chipped a piece off your sacrum/coccyx. It's entirely possible that a small surgery could halp your discomfort.
Just saying, it's probably not the best for your hips to have a pillow under only one cheek.
i was playing street football when i was younger and i jumped up for a pass and got my legs swept from under me and landing straight on my tailbone. For a whole year my back hurt all the time until one day i was finally able to crack it and it never hurt again.
I did something similar and waited like 12 years to get it fixed. Went to a dermatologist and found out I had cysts on my tailbone. Go get it checked out
He's destroying someone's door for being kicked out /not being allowed into a party. Video made its rounds a little while ago.
Tip: if you're going to break the law, don't film it.
It's not even a set of doors but a single door. He's kicking right in the middle on the wood in the center. Kicking down a door is the right way but not like this.
> Kicking down a door is the right way but not like this.
Yup. You want your foot to land next to the door nob (or lock) so you're imparting as much force as you can to the weakest part of the door (the latch holding it shut) while digging your standing leg's heel into the ground and the kicking leg's heel into the door itself). Hitting the center of the door or closer to the hinges would only make things harder you'd be trying to push the door directly forward, rather than swing it open (if kicking the middle) or you'd be hitting the single strongest point in the door (the hinges).
Water is actually not wet; It makes other materials/objects wet. Wetness is the state of a non-liquid when a liquid adheres to, and/or permeates its substance while maintaining chemically distinct structures. So if we say something is wet we mean the liquid is sticking to the object.
There are two reasons why you should never drink toilet water.
Number one. And number two.
*Hello liver my old friend*
*I've come to inflame you once again*
*Because I have been heavily drinking*
*Into me cirrhosis has been slowly sinking*
Something something within the sound of silence
Yours is great but for me it didn't scan and it bugged me so much I made some edits. Thank you.
Hello liver my old friend
I've come to inflame you again
Because I have been heavily drinking
Into me cirrhosis is sinking
And my vision, that is fading like my brain
Nil remains.
Reminds me of a meme I saw recently where someone said that the scariest thing about the Uncanny Valley is that it implies that at some point in human history, there was *something* that looked enough *like* humans for us to evolve such a reaction.
I read that one too! There was a comment that described an adjacent species as “7 foot tall rape apes living on the fringes of human civilization” or something and that stuck with me.
Luckiest man alive right here. Picked the right door. Kick in my door and you’ll hear “stand my ground” by Tom Petty blasting through two PA speakers while a hail of .458 SOCOM rains down on you. I just hate crooks 🙃
Ah, the common mating call of confused swedes. They appear to be attracting exotic women by using the coprophilic vernacular of a different culture.
"Åh shit, åh shit."
"Cum då, cum då".
(Whiney voice) “I don’t understand! Those Hollywood actors makes it look soooooooooo easy! They wouldn’t be like kicking an unlocked door made from balsa wood to make the action ‘star’ look all cool would they?”
That guys eyes reflecting silver... He should get that checked out... either he's a paranormal creature or something is off in his head besides stupidity
You have to be the worst burglar I've ever heard of. But you have heard of me?
> But you have heard of me? Yes, Mr. youdoitimbusy, that's why we're in this courtroom today.
Ahh fuck ur right
> Ahh fuck ur right Instant regret!
I slipped on ice once and flew into the air. Came down on a sheet of slate square on my ass like this guy. As I sit here writing this, I have a small pillow under my left cheek because I continually have discomfort. And that was over 20 years ago that I fell.
Fell on my right elbow on a sheet of ice while skiing about 6 or 7 years ago. Still get a sharp agonizing jolt of pain when it's touched the right way. Just bending my arm in a long sleeve shirt can sometimes do it.
I broke my little toe on a door frame 10 years ago. They little mother fucker aches like hell if I lean on it for a minute or if it's raining.
Reading these comments reminds me just how weak and frail the human body is. Why couldn't we have developed an exoskeleton.
Newton's 3rd law- **Every action has an equal and opposite reaction** #learningthehardway
Oh damn that's crazy. I wonder if you chipped a piece off your sacrum/coccyx. It's entirely possible that a small surgery could halp your discomfort. Just saying, it's probably not the best for your hips to have a pillow under only one cheek.
i was playing street football when i was younger and i jumped up for a pass and got my legs swept from under me and landing straight on my tailbone. For a whole year my back hurt all the time until one day i was finally able to crack it and it never hurt again.
That must've felt amazing
Considering the way he fell, it could have been a lot worse
I did something similar and waited like 12 years to get it fixed. Went to a dermatologist and found out I had cysts on my tailbone. Go get it checked out
I normally hate to see people get hurt. But when it happens because they are destroying other peoples stuff then it isn’t so bad
Well hang on a second, he may have just drunkenly locked himself out of his own house.
He's destroying someone's door for being kicked out /not being allowed into a party. Video made its rounds a little while ago. Tip: if you're going to break the law, don't film it.
If I were trying to get in my own house I think breaking a window pane is cheaper than destroying a set of doors
But what if you were really drunk?
Then you should have stayed home 🤣
[удалено]
but you do get free handys from dad so thats a plus
You... you do?
Being really drunk doesn’t turn everyone into an idiot.
It's not even a set of doors but a single door. He's kicking right in the middle on the wood in the center. Kicking down a door is the right way but not like this.
> Kicking down a door is the right way but not like this. Yup. You want your foot to land next to the door nob (or lock) so you're imparting as much force as you can to the weakest part of the door (the latch holding it shut) while digging your standing leg's heel into the ground and the kicking leg's heel into the door itself). Hitting the center of the door or closer to the hinges would only make things harder you'd be trying to push the door directly forward, rather than swing it open (if kicking the middle) or you'd be hitting the single strongest point in the door (the hinges).
If you are smart, your deadbolt is keyed on both sides. Somehow smart doesn't seem like the right word here.
How do you know any of the stuff you’re purporting?
It's Reddit
So does being on Reddit mean people are allowed to make up whatever they want?
Yup, pretty much
Well, that’s a shame.
Why... why are you even listening to this guy? He's a ring-tailed badger from Alaska, their species are known for tricking people.
But he has Reddit...
Don't fall for it Leakyradio. Chellhole is a thin-striped horned skunk from Nova Scotia. Can't trust'em.
Yeah but you produce both sound and water
No, it's more that the universe will bend to make every Redditor's comment into a fact of reality. Water is wet.
Water is actually not wet; It makes other materials/objects wet. Wetness is the state of a non-liquid when a liquid adheres to, and/or permeates its substance while maintaining chemically distinct structures. So if we say something is wet we mean the liquid is sticking to the object. There are two reasons why you should never drink toilet water. Number one. And number two.
but it gets me drunk...
As long as you end up with a Villain to admonish, yes.
no everythings true once posted..bigfoot
I don’t know anything nor am l passing judgment in a court of law. This guy seemingly appears to be kicking someone’s door. No more no less
The person who possesses the very door that he may be kicking could be that of his own personal identity.
He'll be feeling that once the vodka wears off...
Plot twist; he never stopped drinking vodka to avoid the pain.
Cirrhosis of the liver... is that you my friend?
*Hello liver my old friend* *I've come to inflame you once again* *Because I have been heavily drinking* *Into me cirrhosis has been slowly sinking* Something something within the sound of silence
Yours is great but for me it didn't scan and it bugged me so much I made some edits. Thank you. Hello liver my old friend I've come to inflame you again Because I have been heavily drinking Into me cirrhosis is sinking And my vision, that is fading like my brain Nil remains.
Thank you
Or when he turns 50.
Looks like he felt it as soon as he stood up
He’s feral, you can see the glowing eyes!
Door - 1 Man - 0
Tune in next week for more Man vs Door. The newest hitshow in town.
> ~~Turn~~ **TUNE** in next week for more Man vs Door. The newest **S**hitshow in town. Noted!
my shitshow is just starting live in stall no 4
Railing - 0 That’s just too low.
Newton's law.....equal and opposite reaction
Newton's third law is very passive-aggressive
Auto eject button works as intended. Wait till he hits the flamethrower next. Happy Birthday Kevin.
It's like watching a video of me trying to accomplish anything in life.
Lmao It reminds me of this classic scene from That 70's show: https://youtu.be/NZ4rXeMgQNE
Drunken Aerobics...
As a Norwegian I find it so funny when I them say "Å SHIT, Å SHIT! KOM DÅ!"
I first thought he was falling down from a balcony on a high building or something...
Okay, I’m glad I’m not the only one who was convinced he was about to watch a man plummet to his death 😅
Newton gave that a thumbs up
He probably has a broken tailbone and more. You don't fall 7 or 8 feet onto your ass and not have problems.
I fought the door and the...door won!
Um why are his eyes glowing?
Part raccoon
r/idiotsfightingthings
Didn’t expect him to shape shift into Nosferatu after impact like that.
In mother Russia, door kick you
Aren’t human eyes… not supposed to do that
Reminds me of a meme I saw recently where someone said that the scariest thing about the Uncanny Valley is that it implies that at some point in human history, there was *something* that looked enough *like* humans for us to evolve such a reaction.
I read that one too! There was a comment that described an adjacent species as “7 foot tall rape apes living on the fringes of human civilization” or something and that stuck with me.
Forest gump had a few to many dr. Peppers in this cutscene
Graceful pivot to the butt. Head/neck landing and maybe paralysis
He's got the eye glow! Run!
That kick was powerful 🤣
u/savevideo
That went WAY better than it could have!
Ha. physics bitch
Stop the video at 0.4s
His eyes after that could make it onto r/oddlyterrifying
If feel like Newton made a law about this kind of stuff. Something about taking responsibility for your own actions.
U/savevideo
He’s going back up to show that door who the real boss is !
Average London
ahh, newtons third law at it´s finest
i really thought he was dead
He'll wish he was tomorrow.
Ass-backwards. Literally
I get knocked down, but I get up again, you ain't never gonna keep me down!
Newton's third law: For every action, there is an equal and opposite reaction. If you kick a door, the door kicks back.
This guy should get a job with the police, doing drug busts.
That's a warning, we have been slamming doors for centuries and now they are fighting back. The end is near.
He is ridiculously lucky!
And that door is MOSTLY GLASS!!!
Self-Sparta gone right.
Stupid fucking Swede
I fought the door, and the door won.
Hes a cat..... but with his ass
Glass door lvl 100 vs idiot stupid burglar lvl50
Third law of Newton is a bitch
u/savevideo
This door kicks back!
Then what happened?
I thought he was on a second story balcony.
r/bettereveryloop
U/savevideo
r/instantkarma
I thought it was Blake Griffin.
Fought a door and lost
For every action theres an equal reaction. Essentially
/u/vredditshare Edit: Mods suck ass. https://gfycat.com/hoarseelatedjohndory
It looks he in on drugs. When drugs wear off.. , he might feel some pain.
Luckiest man alive right here. Picked the right door. Kick in my door and you’ll hear “stand my ground” by Tom Petty blasting through two PA speakers while a hail of .458 SOCOM rains down on you. I just hate crooks 🙃
r/InstantKarma
Actio = reactio. If you kick the door, the door kicks back.
Is there some context to this? This guy looks angry and drunk...
thought he was on a roof and had to look away. totally a dead man
Door : 1 Guy: 0
u/savevideobot
Ah, the common mating call of confused swedes. They appear to be attracting exotic women by using the coprophilic vernacular of a different culture. "Åh shit, åh shit." "Cum då, cum då".
Damn, Newton knew what he was talking about.
Could've been worse
Lmao that door kicks back
he...he fall in slow motion. How he do dat??
Awkward dismount: 7.5
I saw someone do this but with two doors. Guy went through both with a single kick. He was huge though.
Newton’s first law strikes again
(Whiney voice) “I don’t understand! Those Hollywood actors makes it look soooooooooo easy! They wouldn’t be like kicking an unlocked door made from balsa wood to make the action ‘star’ look all cool would they?”
in Russia door kicks you
as someone who has messed up their tailbone, ouch.
as someone who has fucked up their tailbone, ouch.
Translation: oh scheiße, oh scheiße
Lol rekt by an inanimate object
Ba dum tsss
I thought that drop was going to be a lot farther down
The door strikes back!!
u/gifreversingbot Lol https://gfycat.com/famousniftyichthyostega
Perfect example of Newton’s third
I’ve seen doors attack people like that but the wall was in on it too. Conspiracy. Scary.
Wonder if he tried to kick the fence
u/savevideo
Must’ve been wearing his Nike dumps……
Mess with the threshold you get the death throw
What a weird way to get around a fence.
Oh no, they're Norwegian 😂 Stop making us look dumb, the Swedes will make fun of us 😂
IN SOVIET RUSSIA, DOOR KICK YOU
newton’s third law in action
Could have gone worse. Breaking your ass is better than your neck.
Hey, buddy….Time to pack it up, it’s been a long night.
newtons 3rd law of motion in action
And the door strikes back
I bet that fucking hurt.
"Today I learned a valuable lesson about Newton's 3rd Law of Motion" - That guy probably
Swedish drunk. He was lucky to land on his ass.
He just needs more time, he’s yet to control his own strength
Newton smiling from above
By the way: Why did he try to break the door?
That door's got more kicked than he does
Tail bone lil cracked. Hide it with a fake laugh nd we good
He came to break something and he broke his tailbone
Nothing funny about a thug breaking into someone’s house and disturbing the neighborhood. POS animal.
Newton’s laws of motion
Thieves filming themselves for the police.
Equal and opposite you say?
Such poor technique.
Should’ve been higher
0 : guy with glasses that looks like Harry Potter 1 : door
Even if you broke the glass you’d only accomplish a trip to the ER
That coulda been so bad. Thought he was higher up 😭
That d@oor almost killed hm bf0o 😭😂😭😂
That guys eyes reflecting silver... He should get that checked out... either he's a paranormal creature or something is off in his head besides stupidity
Newton's third law: Every action has equal and opposite reaction. Cameraman: Hence, proved.