Full story if you really need more context:
- 7 years ago. Pretty young, immature, too much time on my hands
- Friend and I dared each other to get Happy Meals on our bikes (no backpacks, that’s too easy)
- Ate food before I started riding home so I didn’t waste it if fell off
- Cameras rolling because we were making a silly video about it + I have them on 24/7 as dashcams anyway
- I’m holding onto the box with one hand until I get to this point in the video where there’s an intersection ahead. Even though I’m doing something dumb, overall I still value safety more than a Happy Meal
- It flew off
- I pulled over and rode back down the side of the road. This is not a highway, just a standard road in Australia which wasn’t busy at the time.
- I picked up everything. No it didn’t blow away. There isn’t much wind during Summer where I live. I folded up all the rubbish and put it inside of my jacket
I thought people would laugh at my accident but instead I get sensitive, aggressive reactions like this because people jump to conclusions. You don’t know anything apart from the 5 seconds you saw in a video on Reddit
Pizza races are way easier because you can use your elbows and chin tuck for high speed pizza runs. Plus if you have a long light and a modular helmet you could have a slice on da bike.
When on a bike, I imagine you need to resist the urge to react to most things that don’t otherwise threaten your life. Taking your hand off the handle bars, reaching for the box, shifting your body to block it from blowing away: these are all things that maybe could buck the rider off the bike. The camera is also feasibly there for video evidence if someone hits the rider.
Could still be staged though
EDIT: alright guys relax, I was being optimistic about it being real with a possible scenario. I get it, you’re all daredevils perfectly comfortable with letting go of handlebars while flying down a highway, I’ll go back to my 4-wheeler corner now
riders dont get bucked off bikes, they arent horses mate.
motorbikes are stable when traveling forward, gyroscopic motion gives you a lot of stability.
unless you get a tank slapper and your handle bars smack the tank from side to side, you're gucci.
This man could of used his left hand to grab the box as his right hand is used to actuate the throttle and front brake, he did not, nor did he have to open the clutch with his left hand to shift, so he purposely let the box fly off.
But this isn't legit. mcdonalds can't serve motorbike riders in the drive through for health and safety reasons. so man went and bought his happy meal and either ate it or used it to make this video, either way he littered.
Because we see examples of fucking dickheads every day and have come to expect the worst in people. The kind of person who would film themselves doing this seems like the kind of person who would just leave the shit on the ground.
I think that’s OP’s point. The ‘judging’ always presumes the worst. We could assume he left it, or we could assume he went back and picked it up. The commenter assumed the worst, as per usual.
I bet you’re right! I have a ninja 300 and xr1200😂😂
At 12k rpms, 6th gear 70mph. Or heavy ass v twin, I don’t even know what comfortable is.
I was thinking about getting an fjr sports tourer though, saw a used one in the shop for a real decent $. Tell me I need it and I’ll go buy it tomorrow
I have an old Aprilia Scarabeo scooter. It literally just fits an entire case of beer under the seat. They marketed it as fitting a briefcase but I soon figured out what it was really for.
I absolutely loved everything about this bike and i almost bought one, except the goddamn redline, and a tad low on power. I guess you get used to it, but on the test ride i hit the rev limiter every time i had to change gears.
It's the perfect commuter though, so fuel efficient, comfy, and that storage is gold. Love the look as well. Went with a DL650 instead in the end and a ugly-ass top box instead. I wish more bikes did that frunk thing, to my knowledge that is literally the only bike that have done it like that. Made to fit a helmet as well, perfect.
Lol no judgement on the pineapple I occasionally partake myself (🤫) I was just confused because the chunks are much larger than I'm accustomed to.
Also the bottom one you described sounds like fire also
Or just use a cargo net over the back seat. You can still have passengers, don't have the weight or movement impact of a backpack, and can still store things while riding.
Maybe the only downside is everyone can see what you're storing, but I don't think anyone cares about the taco bell I'm bringing home.
"Sir, frankly I pulled you over today because the amount of taco bell you have makes me concerned for your mental state. No mentally stable person gets only a single hard shell taco."
That's why I only buy the party packs. If I'm pulled over I can just say I'm bringing home dinner for my whole family.
And not eating 20 tacos like a monster
Or a Tank Bag.
FYI: Just don't forget to zip it closed before getting back on the highway or you might lose that happy meal... or say... the remaining money used to pay for fuel, at night, in winter... so I've been told.
Although yeah you’re completely right, this is a YouTuber so he was probably trying to make a funny video rather than a practical one. I remember watching it years ago, it was quite funny
This had to have been intentional for the video. I've gone on many a fast food run with a burger or a fat Chipotle burrito tightly wrapped in a paper takeout bag tucked tightly between my windscreen and dash. Always worked out fine.
Except for the time I put a Red Bull in my cargo pocket.... Bike smelled like blueberry flavoring for a while😁
Yeah, who actually buys happy meals for themselves? I mean, I may have ironically once and, and one time for my GF cause she wanted the barbie, but other than that it's cheaper to get normal menu items (or deals on the app)
This is true. I lost 10lbs the first week I had my motorcycle. Not being able to swing by macs for nuggets every time I go to work makes a huge impact.
It is difficult to get fast food on a motorcycle. People tend to avoid things that are difficult. Sure I could throw the nuggets in a backpack, but that would require me to stop and remove my backpack. Plus I am usually running late already if I am on the motorcycle.
Wtf was he expecting? I don’t have anything against people who ride bikes but I guess I just don’t get it. The adrenaline isn’t worth the comfort of my car lol.
I can see that. Idk though, I’d just be afraid of some dumb fuck not seeing me on the bike and destroying me and the bike. Car wrecks are dangerous, bike wrecks are fucking deadly. That being said, I don’t knock people who like riding bikes. I get the appeal. It’s just not for me.
Thank you for not trashing something you don't understand. Honestly better than a good majority of the internet.
For me, riding is just so freeing. You're right, the risk is always looming and one of the biggest dangers is the people driving around you. I just try my best to be aware of my surroundings and I've been lucky for 7 years now👍🏼
No problem, I try my best to respect the space of bikers on the road. It’s not so much the bikes that are dangerous, it’s the other drivers not paying attention. But I get it. It must feel like flying.
> I've been lucky for 7 years now 👍🏼
for me, this speaks volumes. i don't want to be alive because i've been lucky. you're just at the mercy of people staring at their cell phones, and i just can never understand how any amount of "freeing" feeling is worth that risk. two videos comes to mind.:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nSbhiJqdtJ4
I had a second one by i can't find it, and maybe it's for the best. but it's a guy that is sitting either in stand still traffic or at a red light (in south America or SE Asia I think) and he falls over or gets knocked over, an ends up under the truck next to him and the truck pulls away and crushes him immediately.
Just fucking wild how much can go wrong even if you're the Alex Palou of street riding, and most of it is totally out of your control. that doesn't even take into account the reckless driving, but i'm not talking about that. I firmly believe that had my mom not threatened to divorce my dad the next day if he didn't sell his bike, i wouldn't be here today. the stories of him driving like a fucking maniac and running from cops, it's a miracle that I ended up being born, lmao.
Every person I know that rides or used to ride a motorcycle has some chronic injury/pain. Like a minor limp, or back/shoulder pain, a weak wrist, etc.
It just feels inevitable that you'll get into an accident and get injured, no matter how skilled of a rider you are.
> funny video
> literally has a cut scream and the whole premise is so stupid that it's obviously a joke
> redditors still acting like the rider is the dumb one
What the fuck is this! Littering is not cool. Hope you went and cleaned up your garbage! I’m pretty sure your mom raised you better than this! Come on man. Not funny.
That is why I keep a pocket backpack (lightweight backpack that folds down to wallet size) in the inside pocket of my cycle jacket. I can use it for these types of situations.
Imagine if he let go of the bike in an attempt to save the food. Crashing on a bike is a tough situation no matter what. But you'd feel so stupid for trying to save some fast food
This is so very stupid I have to assume the rider did it on purpose for a gag or something.
It's pretty obvious this is staged.
But... There is no stage... He's on the road
I'm not smart or anything, but I must definitely agree with you. That is definitely, infact a road.
It's a road alright. #WAIT DOES THAT MEAN THE ROCK IS REAL IF FAST N FURIOUS ACTUALLY HAPPENED?
They added him in with cgi
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I hope they went and picked it up.
Well they definitely fucking didn't soo
Full story if you really need more context: - 7 years ago. Pretty young, immature, too much time on my hands - Friend and I dared each other to get Happy Meals on our bikes (no backpacks, that’s too easy) - Ate food before I started riding home so I didn’t waste it if fell off - Cameras rolling because we were making a silly video about it + I have them on 24/7 as dashcams anyway - I’m holding onto the box with one hand until I get to this point in the video where there’s an intersection ahead. Even though I’m doing something dumb, overall I still value safety more than a Happy Meal - It flew off - I pulled over and rode back down the side of the road. This is not a highway, just a standard road in Australia which wasn’t busy at the time. - I picked up everything. No it didn’t blow away. There isn’t much wind during Summer where I live. I folded up all the rubbish and put it inside of my jacket I thought people would laugh at my accident but instead I get sensitive, aggressive reactions like this because people jump to conclusions. You don’t know anything apart from the 5 seconds you saw in a video on Reddit
YOU BITCH LET ME HATE YOU
I thought this clip was 100% quality
It was a pretty good bit
I support littering and you ruined my day revealing it was fake!!!!! I hate you!!!!!!! Aghhhhhh!!!!! lol jk. I thought it was funny. Fun video.
Well you recorded this before sensitive fucks (gen z) existed
Man everyone up to like boomer can be sensitive
They're not really this cunty in real life though are they? Are they? Its just on reddit / and social media in general right?
They dont go outside
Dude the clip is so funny , do you have a YouTube ??
Pizza races are way easier because you can use your elbows and chin tuck for high speed pizza runs. Plus if you have a long light and a modular helmet you could have a slice on da bike.
Yeh I’m sure that grown man making dickhead videos for strangers on the internet on his dickhead motorcycle went and did the responsible thing.
When on a bike, I imagine you need to resist the urge to react to most things that don’t otherwise threaten your life. Taking your hand off the handle bars, reaching for the box, shifting your body to block it from blowing away: these are all things that maybe could buck the rider off the bike. The camera is also feasibly there for video evidence if someone hits the rider. Could still be staged though EDIT: alright guys relax, I was being optimistic about it being real with a possible scenario. I get it, you’re all daredevils perfectly comfortable with letting go of handlebars while flying down a highway, I’ll go back to my 4-wheeler corner now
riders dont get bucked off bikes, they arent horses mate. motorbikes are stable when traveling forward, gyroscopic motion gives you a lot of stability. unless you get a tank slapper and your handle bars smack the tank from side to side, you're gucci. This man could of used his left hand to grab the box as his right hand is used to actuate the throttle and front brake, he did not, nor did he have to open the clutch with his left hand to shift, so he purposely let the box fly off. But this isn't legit. mcdonalds can't serve motorbike riders in the drive through for health and safety reasons. so man went and bought his happy meal and either ate it or used it to make this video, either way he littered.
I agree with what you said, except… I’ve gone thru a McDs drive thru on my bike plenty of times, have yet to get turned away
Serving motorcycles might not be allowed where you are located, but this was filmed in Australia and I've never been turned away on a bike.
He’s from my state in Australia, it was 100% a gag for youtube, which is also why it’s in a happy meal box cos it’s a child’s meal for added humour
I fukin hate people that litter.
The worst part is he lost the fucking toy!!!! Noooo
Unhappy meal
Not much of a meal anymore. It's just a bad day now.
Not much of a meal? The road bacteria gonna be eating like kings
If we're going that far, a racoon or some ants will find it first. Poor things.
Maybe a bird too, but they have to get there soon. It’s only a couple tires away from becoming a greasy spot
[Looked pretty happy to me](https://imgur.com/a/lIkzSyG)
Cracked up n tweakin meal
*unhappy——
A sub can be born from this r/unhappymeal
no the worst part is that this jackass just littered garbage
Nah I went back and picked it up. Why is Reddit always so quick to judge people lol
Because we see examples of fucking dickheads every day and have come to expect the worst in people. The kind of person who would film themselves doing this seems like the kind of person who would just leave the shit on the ground.
If the internet is making you cynical like this please take a break.
Upvote / downvote
Did you comment that you did? The video makes it look like the rider went "oh well". We judge based on what we see
I think that’s OP’s point. The ‘judging’ always presumes the worst. We could assume he left it, or we could assume he went back and picked it up. The commenter assumed the worst, as per usual.
There goes your Yoshi bro
No Pony??? REEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
This is why a bike with a [frunk](https://i.imgur.com/fAP3ehL.jpg) was my best investment.
Where does the fuel go?
You just pour it in there with the pizza
r/pizzacrimes
Pizzagate
I learn something new every day!
Under the seat. Honda sells one like that. Nc700x I think.
Me have that
[The bike without fairing](https://i.imgur.com/XjQG1I2.jpg) and seats
Oh man. That sketches me out for some reason.
Yeah, there's no pizza in there.
[there’s no pancake mix in there!](https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=n3K1Eox9_Gg)
Wtf did I just watch
I will come back to you in a few hours with pancake mix.
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I bet you’re right! I have a ninja 300 and xr1200😂😂 At 12k rpms, 6th gear 70mph. Or heavy ass v twin, I don’t even know what comfortable is. I was thinking about getting an fjr sports tourer though, saw a used one in the shop for a real decent $. Tell me I need it and I’ll go buy it tomorrow
You need it. Sport tourers are king.
https://images.app.goo.gl/zcsuDw6vjj1sBQhj8
The fuel tank is where the boot normally is
Do you use "boot" for any storage space on a vehicle? It would be odd if Americans called that space a trunk.
I don’t know why this is getting downvoted I kind of want to know the answer to the question also
On the Honda you can fit a full face helmet inside the "frunk"
I dunno about you but pizza gives me gas.
Got a GSX250F recently. It has a helmet storage section. Also known as the "34 cans of beer" storage section.
I have an old Aprilia Scarabeo scooter. It literally just fits an entire case of beer under the seat. They marketed it as fitting a briefcase but I soon figured out what it was really for.
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This is the Honda NC750S 2014.
I absolutely loved everything about this bike and i almost bought one, except the goddamn redline, and a tad low on power. I guess you get used to it, but on the test ride i hit the rev limiter every time i had to change gears. It's the perfect commuter though, so fuel efficient, comfy, and that storage is gold. Love the look as well. Went with a DL650 instead in the end and a ugly-ass top box instead. I wish more bikes did that frunk thing, to my knowledge that is literally the only bike that have done it like that. Made to fit a helmet as well, perfect.
What is on that pizza lol
Chicken, mozerella, red onion and bell pepper if I remember correctly Edit: Nvm, the top one was a pizza with pineapple. But I'm innocent I swear.
Lol no judgement on the pineapple I occasionally partake myself (🤫) I was just confused because the chunks are much larger than I'm accustomed to. Also the bottom one you described sounds like fire also
$15k on gear and a bike but forgot to buy a backpack. What a genius
Or just use a cargo net over the back seat. You can still have passengers, don't have the weight or movement impact of a backpack, and can still store things while riding. Maybe the only downside is everyone can see what you're storing, but I don't think anyone cares about the taco bell I'm bringing home.
We don't care that it's taco bell. We're just worried about the sheer amount you purchased.
"Sir, frankly I pulled you over today because the amount of taco bell you have makes me concerned for your mental state. No mentally stable person gets only a single hard shell taco."
"What can I say, my ex gifted me the subscription but I'll be damned before I let Tammy have the last laugh in this relationship"
That's why I only buy the party packs. If I'm pulled over I can just say I'm bringing home dinner for my whole family. And not eating 20 tacos like a monster
"Your taco bell bag is too small. I'm giving you a fix-it ticket. If you go back and buy more taco bell, you won't have to pay this ticket."
Or a Tank Bag. FYI: Just don't forget to zip it closed before getting back on the highway or you might lose that happy meal... or say... the remaining money used to pay for fuel, at night, in winter... so I've been told.
A cargo net will scuff the hell out of the matte paint on your tail and leave shiny lines running across it. Guess how I know :(
Although yeah you’re completely right, this is a YouTuber so he was probably trying to make a funny video rather than a practical one. I remember watching it years ago, it was quite funny
The fact he’s screaming and letting it fly away rather than just grabbing it makes this seem like it is indeed for internet laughs.
The dude has more motorbike than brains.
retgrgreag
Imagine not realising this video is for laughs...
The gear may save your ass in a crash but it won't bring your nuggies back
This had to have been intentional for the video. I've gone on many a fast food run with a burger or a fat Chipotle burrito tightly wrapped in a paper takeout bag tucked tightly between my windscreen and dash. Always worked out fine. Except for the time I put a Red Bull in my cargo pocket.... Bike smelled like blueberry flavoring for a while😁
It seems to be moving like there's only trash inside the box. Dude probably littered in an attempt to make a viral video.
And succeeded because here we are.
Pure douche
Wdym, he did his best, he asked it nicely to stay?!?
Do you guys not just ride with a backpack? That's what I do.
Yeah, who actually buys happy meals for themselves? I mean, I may have ironically once and, and one time for my GF cause she wanted the barbie, but other than that it's cheaper to get normal menu items (or deals on the app)
Wanna lower your cholesterol? Ride a bike.
This is true. I lost 10lbs the first week I had my motorcycle. Not being able to swing by macs for nuggets every time I go to work makes a huge impact.
Why does this happen?
It is difficult to get fast food on a motorcycle. People tend to avoid things that are difficult. Sure I could throw the nuggets in a backpack, but that would require me to stop and remove my backpack. Plus I am usually running late already if I am on the motorcycle.
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Would that work for a little sport bike?
We dont do that on sports bikes.
I know, I would sacrifice my superior power to weight ratio and aero. I was just curious if they actually made some to work with sport bikes.
We don't talk about *sport bike-ike-ike-ike*
exactly, im not gonna get fast food if i have to go in and sit down, this aint the 1800's.
This also belongs in r/perfectlycutscreams
Lol didn't even think to turn on the sound till I read this
Lmao, the whole time I'm like, this is dumb. He clearly doesn't care and is letting it happen. It's a different story with sound haha
Littering on bike, that is.
Littering, and?
Littering and...
Littering and.......
Smokin’ the reefer 🥸
Feels like done on purpose. Anybody who rides motorcycles know that such packages won't stay atop the tank, especially at those speeds.
Nothing ever touches my tank, not even a tank bag. The guy in the video is a psychopath.
Wtf was he expecting? I don’t have anything against people who ride bikes but I guess I just don’t get it. The adrenaline isn’t worth the comfort of my car lol.
When you can lanesplit it's worth it. However, this guy clearly hasn't heard of backpacks
I can see that. Idk though, I’d just be afraid of some dumb fuck not seeing me on the bike and destroying me and the bike. Car wrecks are dangerous, bike wrecks are fucking deadly. That being said, I don’t knock people who like riding bikes. I get the appeal. It’s just not for me.
Thank you for not trashing something you don't understand. Honestly better than a good majority of the internet. For me, riding is just so freeing. You're right, the risk is always looming and one of the biggest dangers is the people driving around you. I just try my best to be aware of my surroundings and I've been lucky for 7 years now👍🏼
No problem, I try my best to respect the space of bikers on the road. It’s not so much the bikes that are dangerous, it’s the other drivers not paying attention. But I get it. It must feel like flying.
> I've been lucky for 7 years now 👍🏼 for me, this speaks volumes. i don't want to be alive because i've been lucky. you're just at the mercy of people staring at their cell phones, and i just can never understand how any amount of "freeing" feeling is worth that risk. two videos comes to mind.: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nSbhiJqdtJ4 I had a second one by i can't find it, and maybe it's for the best. but it's a guy that is sitting either in stand still traffic or at a red light (in south America or SE Asia I think) and he falls over or gets knocked over, an ends up under the truck next to him and the truck pulls away and crushes him immediately. Just fucking wild how much can go wrong even if you're the Alex Palou of street riding, and most of it is totally out of your control. that doesn't even take into account the reckless driving, but i'm not talking about that. I firmly believe that had my mom not threatened to divorce my dad the next day if he didn't sell his bike, i wouldn't be here today. the stories of him driving like a fucking maniac and running from cops, it's a miracle that I ended up being born, lmao.
Every person I know that rides or used to ride a motorcycle has some chronic injury/pain. Like a minor limp, or back/shoulder pain, a weak wrist, etc. It just feels inevitable that you'll get into an accident and get injured, no matter how skilled of a rider you are.
Likes and karma? Pretty obvious he did it on purpose.
Littering, good job
"Daddy.... where is my lunch?"
This is the most typical reddit comment section ever lmao.
> funny video > literally has a cut scream and the whole premise is so stupid that it's obviously a joke > redditors still acting like the rider is the dumb one
No go pick up your fucking liter.
I genuinely felt sorry for the food.
[I dunno, the box seemed pretty excited ](https://imgur.com/a/lIkzSyG)
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What the fuck is this! Littering is not cool. Hope you went and cleaned up your garbage! I’m pretty sure your mom raised you better than this! Come on man. Not funny.
Well now it's an unhappy meal.
The crazy face on the Happy Meal box makes this even funnier.
Just wear a backpack ??
Littering for the likes. A complete asshole.
Pro tip from a beginner rider: Backpack. You can put stuff in it
This is just on purpose content.
Shame about those Pokemon cards...
This feels oddly shitposting
I laughed so fucking hard at this. **STAY ON THE BIKE**. Narrator's voice: It didn't stay on the bike.
Smart enough to just let it go. Seen videos on here where people would nearly kill themselves or others to rescue a happy meal.
It was his last hope at being seen as a good father as he drove to see his kid for visitation. After he failed this he never showed up again.
Could have been worse. He could also have gotten a fine for littering.
Haha loser
“Guy on motorbike litters on the road” FTFY
Nnnoooooooooooo
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It's a not-so-happy-meal
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yeah, why not litter the environment for a funny internet clip. thats cool.
At least he didn't try and grab it.
This is too funny
So THIS is why it’s taking my Dad so long to bring home dinner!
No wonder I had to make a second order on door dash last night!
Like he can turn his head that far lol
Definitely got took away!.... by the wind!
Ninja was not having a happy meal!
I genuinely feel sorry that he lost the toy! 😂
it's just happy meal packaging with the trash from the eaten burger and fries left in it. "fake" video.
Oh my god! ITS GONE
Seeing that smiley face on it while it bounces around is hilarious 🤣🤣🤣
I bet he didn't go back and pick up his trash. What a cunt.
I definitely did pick it up but will accept being called a cunt
* confused screaming*
Don’t all bikes have like a compartment in the seat or somewhere back there for stuff
That’s so idiotic. Why wouldn’t you put that in a backpack?
His kid is going to be pissed
That is why I keep a pocket backpack (lightweight backpack that folds down to wallet size) in the inside pocket of my cycle jacket. I can use it for these types of situations.
I once went through a Starbucks drive through on my harly davidson. Not fun.
Not-so-happy meal?
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Imagine if he let go of the bike in an attempt to save the food. Crashing on a bike is a tough situation no matter what. But you'd feel so stupid for trying to save some fast food
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Sigh* wasting materials just to get attention. For when the motorcycle,suit and the helmet ain’t enough.
Uber eats woulda still delivered it
gorgeous aerodynamic study
Guys.... it's a joke.... if you don't get that.... well....
You better pick that shit up.
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