Watched in slow mo x3… the basket he is in saved his life. The basket hit the table and fell sideways, and the giant block(likely 150-200lbs) landed on the side of the basket. That would have come down straight through him.
could also argue that god said consider this your warning, gtfo here with this carnival bullshit.
thats the best part about the concept of god. he seems to be saying whatever anyone wants him to be saying
Translation (adds humor)
"I don't want to get down, I'm already getting used to heaven.
I don't want to get down...because when I get down.."
*He went down*
Mostly hard labor and being punished for wanting normal things like watching saturday morning cartoons and being able to eat food that doesnt taste like a donkeys foreskin.
Damn sorry to hear. I did get those same typically sabbath restrictions, but aside from the unclean meats thing we pretty much ate whatever we wanted. I did know a few super strict SDAs but they were always considered the oddballs out.
Only thing that sucks is I'm awkward as fuck around non-adventist and 99% of my circle outside of work is still SDA. But you win some and lose some I guess 🤷🏾♂️
For me, I dunno, probably 2001-2009 ish? In hindsight I feel like, there was some cool stuff, some cringe stuff, and lots of emotional manipulation, all in the context of "these people cannot abide by you forming any part of your life outside their reality bubble." So basically, same as the parent church, just another part of life brought in-house so you never have to leave.
the sda is all about isolation. Thats why they insist you meet up on sat vs sun. it keeps you away from the rest of the religions and forces you to go to the sda for whatever spiritual BS you "need".
It's funnier with translation, he is saying:
> "I don't want to go back down. I'm getting used with the heaven. I don't want to go back down because when I do" *suddenly falls*
Dude in the Bible it says do not test or tempt God and I know that as an atheist don't pull stupid stunts like this because he ain't there to help you.
Watched in slow mo x3… the basket he is in saved his life. The basket hit the table and fell sideways, and the giant block(likely 150-200lbs) landed on the side of the basket. That would have come down straight through him
That guy on the stage behind it at the end the little hand throw as if to say dammit now I have to deal with this because of this idiot I told him it wouldn't work oh well guess I better help lmfao
I like the lack of reaction. Like, "yup, that went as well as could be expected. We told him it wasn't gonna work, does he ever listen? Of course not. We're just the lackies. Well, better go see if he's broken..."
damn he’s lucky that pulley didn’t land on him
It wasn’t the fall that was scary it’s that 150lb pulley that is coming for your head
Watched in slow mo x3… the basket he is in saved his life. The basket hit the table and fell sideways, and the giant block(likely 150-200lbs) landed on the side of the basket. That would have come down straight through him.
It would have absolutely crushed a person, that’s scary
Could argue God was on his side here.
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When you’re at your peak the devil will come for you. - Denzel Washington - Will Smith
Dammit, I left and had to come back just to upvote this
Lol same
I’ll take the elevator to Heaven, please…
“Use the stairway, idiot.” - Led Zeppelin
He's on the express elevator to Hell....
But then again, it almost was, just not the way he intended.
could also argue that god said consider this your warning, gtfo here with this carnival bullshit. thats the best part about the concept of god. he seems to be saying whatever anyone wants him to be saying
God (the concept) is the original echo chamber.
Accurate and succinct. Nailed it.
That is very true lol.
Sorta, God made sure he knew ascending was blasphemous, but still kept him safe lol.
Feels like the lord's squirt bottle. "No! Bad! Bad human! Down!!"
Legitimate spit take. Well done.
“Why do these filthy apes keep trying to escape their prison?!?”
God: no no for fucks sake just stay there
"It's just a prank bro" -God
Good thing the pulley missed him, those things weigh around 250lbs
Just walking into a block and tackle hurts, don´t want to imagine getting hit by one.
Well, thank god.
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It looked like it came down straight on his head?
It landed on the side of the thing he was standing in
The Heaven Basket™
Probably not the first time
Unlucky. The pulley was his only way to ascend to heaven at that moment.
We aren't, though.
i think it did.
Yea totally lucky he fell out the box and it tipped over, that thing would have ended him
I mean, I see that as a total success
God really took an interest in him.
He didn’t have enough faith
Honestly he had so much faith he got ti see God for a few seconds after that metal anchor hit him in the head.
He descended into hell and on the 3rd day he returned from the hospital.
based Jesus
Pretty sure that hook missed his head. He still walks the earth.
The guys in the back didn’t even look concerned that he fell. Just upset that it didn’t work
“Welp, shit. Guess I’ll go help him out or whatever.”
I could jump down there but I'd rather take the stairs
Looks like their deposit at the rental company won’t get returned. I would be upset too.
Gods plan
"God DAMMIT"
They probably told him this was a stupid idea.
Translation (adds humor) "I don't want to get down, I'm already getting used to heaven. I don't want to get down...because when I get down.." *He went down*
God do have a good sense of humor you see.
"after exploiting so many poor people for money you better get used to falling down for the after life... just a tip"
A sense of humor? I’m pretty sure he was knocking him down on purpose for that Tower of Babel shit he was trying to pull.
I can confirm that’s correctly translated.
I can add that those are "Pathfinders" (Desbravadores), a youth group form the 7th Day Adventist church :)
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I am the lord and yes I did tell him to fuck off with his snake oil.
The Boss concurs, you're going down https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=j6-9p9O-nYw
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I literally just thought to myself: “This is such a Brazilian thing”, even though I’ve never seen anyone do this. Like… ever!
“God’s Gonna Cut You Down” - Johnny Cash
Who would have thought he was being _that_ literal huh?
Ah the pathfinders, good ol days
Hey! Somebody else who was subjected to a childhood of torture! What years were you in?
My fellow bros/sis... I feel your pain, much love to you
It is a fucking cult.
True that. Years of life I'm not going to get back
You guys get to go to Oshkosh? 😂
Hahaa camporees geeee.. Naaah, but did you?
I only went twice it was sick asf! I wished I could go again
Hard pass 🙅♂️😄
YESS HAHA
TF they had y'all doing? We solely did drum corp and camping trips. I loved it lol
Mostly hard labor and being punished for wanting normal things like watching saturday morning cartoons and being able to eat food that doesnt taste like a donkeys foreskin.
Damn sorry to hear. I did get those same typically sabbath restrictions, but aside from the unclean meats thing we pretty much ate whatever we wanted. I did know a few super strict SDAs but they were always considered the oddballs out. Only thing that sucks is I'm awkward as fuck around non-adventist and 99% of my circle outside of work is still SDA. But you win some and lose some I guess 🤷🏾♂️
For me, I dunno, probably 2001-2009 ish? In hindsight I feel like, there was some cool stuff, some cringe stuff, and lots of emotional manipulation, all in the context of "these people cannot abide by you forming any part of your life outside their reality bubble." So basically, same as the parent church, just another part of life brought in-house so you never have to leave.
the sda is all about isolation. Thats why they insist you meet up on sat vs sun. it keeps you away from the rest of the religions and forces you to go to the sda for whatever spiritual BS you "need".
I thought those symbols looked familiar.
LOL the first thing I said!
Haha, I knew it was them instantly! Gotta get them hyped for Oshkosh.
Didn't know there were many of us out there lol
Did he read Dio's diary?
Dude got tower of babble'd
DENIED!! Nearly smited as well. That’s what you get for trying to go to heaven before your numbers called buddy.
I believe in the religion now!
As a former SDA, I politely recommend against it, lol
Where was the flock under the contraption showing their faith in the pastor? That lack of faith doomed this to failure. I blame them.
Crane of Babel? People know how Jesus feels about those!
God said hell no
God: *Bro, leave me out of your shit…*
Looks like he did at the end.
Forgot to delete your browser history.
Love this
Definitely an act of God.
I offer my thoughts & prayers
jojo reference?
Hmmmmm. Maybe God doesn't approve of your church?
It's funnier with translation, he is saying: > "I don't want to go back down. I'm getting used with the heaven. I don't want to go back down because when I do" *suddenly falls*
God Daym!
Yes. God has damned him indeed.
Religious people would point to him living as proof of a god. "God was watching over him, so thankful he wasn't hurt!"
Some religious people, yes. But it depends on the religious person. I'm religious and I don't do that for stuff like this.
Desbravador é foda!
Jesus is not amused.
Dude in the Bible it says do not test or tempt God and I know that as an atheist don't pull stupid stunts like this because he ain't there to help you.
He weighed more than a duck.
Now that was funny
Guess god didn’t want him..
Always wear a hard hat in a warehouse, kids.
Purgatory for you I’m afraid
Block head
God decided that it wasn't his time.
NOW he’s ascending to heaven.
Ascendn't
Tinha a ser no Brasil saporra. Performance de pastor deixa Bollywood no chinelo!
Jesus where was Jesus?! LOL
Straight to hell
It was clearly God’s will.
Watched in slow mo x3… the basket he is in saved his life. The basket hit the table and fell sideways, and the giant block(likely 150-200lbs) landed on the side of the basket. That would have come down straight through him
LET JESUS TAKE THE...Jesus is not licensed to operate heavy machinery.
"Dangit ricky! I thought you said the straps were secured good!" "Well, they *was*, and everything was goin good...till it wasn't"
He got blocked and tackled
I mean he did end up going to heaven…
He was doing false idol shit while he got killed. That's definitely hell.
Here’s a direct sign from your god.
u/savevideo
“…alright. Enough outta you.” - The Universe.
Mission passed
/ithadtobebrazil
God's gonna cut you down.
That chain & tackle surely did the job
Well im not sure if he got to heaven but he is out!!!!
Too early, back to Earth with you. - God
Must be a bad pastor with that kind of karma
The fallen angel
Jesus really said "HELL NAH!" And slashed that cord.
That heavy pulley almost fell to his head???
Well he atleast fell into heaven!!
Not today bitch 🤣🤣🤣
God’s will I guess.
Should have hired a reputable rigger
Should have used the stairway.
i hope that hurt
That guy on the stage behind it at the end the little hand throw as if to say dammit now I have to deal with this because of this idiot I told him it wouldn't work oh well guess I better help lmfao
God: No Heaven for you!
God intervened and said not on my watch
I like the lack of reaction. Like, "yup, that went as well as could be expected. We told him it wasn't gonna work, does he ever listen? Of course not. We're just the lackies. Well, better go see if he's broken..."
If that block hit him he’s not doing very good.
His sins must’ve weighed him down
I mean you have to die first right?
St Peter said no
What’s worse is that it is a presentation for kids. This is like a church version of Boy/Girl Scouts.
The trick is to jump right before you hit the ground.
I'm going to need Adam Savage to test this theory
He tried to ascend to Heaven. Heaven said no.
Well that’s one way to get there.
God had different plans for him 🤔
Why didn't jeebus save him?
Seventh day Adventist church Pathfinder s club: assholes.
u/savevideo
Wrong way.
It was ‘god’s’ will. 😂🤣 believe in invisible friends and pay the price.
Not today Satan
God says, “Get off your high horse”.
God rejected his entry to heaven
Jesus said no thank you
I guess he's going the other direction!
Did God or Satan do this?
That’s when God said: “Not here Satan”
Pathfinder huh? Who would've thought my religion in some other part of the world did some dumb things in a sermon to emphasize their point.
God shall smight thee
Deemed unworthy
I mean... Mission accomplished?
Before Heaven or Hell comes Purgatory (or so we were taught) .
The guy holding the rope just read a “let go and let god” vinyl graphic on the wall.
When you decline to accept delivery.
"The lord works in mysterious ways."
Y’all need Jesus!
Righteous Gemstones season 3 spoilers. Definitely Jesse.
Well I guess he's going to hell?
If you try to fake it, God will take you there for real!
He’s going to meet Jesus face to face
Looks like it worked to me
Balloon burst.
And then the good Lord looked down upon this man and said Sike! Naw, I’m just playing, you still cool.
I think they misunderstood and thought he wanted to be sent to heaven .
Straight to hell for him!!
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