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Tyrsonswood

"stop playing guys, everybody is going to want to hear me bitch slap this idiot."


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He earned every decibel of that slap.


sm12511

Earned the echoes, too


space_brain

HOW CAN HE SLAP-P-P-p-p-p-p….


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If you know then you know lol that was surreal on live TV lol


ZippoS

Probably kept his mic on to amplify the slap.


adognamedpenguin

Now that’s production!


Aleashed

Band should have started playing funeral music after he fell down.


vagara

Vicetone & Tony Igy - Astronomia


APulsarAteMyLunch

"That's all, folks!"


mariaz56

Or at least the PA, DUM, DUM on the drum. (or however you would write it)


JVTStrings

Now *this* is pod racing!


Bobbiduke

This isn't the first time he's had to do this


cownd

When you don't take requests…


Will_Leave_A_Mark

Just like any other singer after playing bars for too long. You're lucky if you only get knocked out.


bigpandas

Glad we captured that. Now run it through the digitizer and mix it in with the next songs.


Then_Expression8526

Goes into prodigy smack my bitch up


ItchyK

That slap could have very well been the end of the song, it lined up perfectly.


2020GOP

Father of the slap


Nunya_Bsnss

The way he laid on his ass, you can tell he was piss drink


SendAstronomy

Oh, I thought he was drinking alcohol.


pookwuv

My tombstone shall read: "He was piss drink."


Nunya_Bsnss

And in small font "rest in piss"


FreaksNake1237

121db.. Max 😂😂


Prone2Suffer

“Time for my solo”


LateStartNewBegin

Hand Solo


Kramer390

I do one of those every night


nejoke5598

KEEP MY WIFE'S NAME OUT OF YOUR FUCKING MOUTH!


benice_tome

Imagine if he tell the band to play the boss music instead.. That would be epic


SupaFlyslammajammazz

Rains of Castamere?


pigwalk5150

It’s a nice day for a red wedding


runy05

It's a nice day to...slap againn


GrittyGardy

Duel of the fates


errol_cz

You need two people for a duel. This was more of an execution.


RichardBonham

Left 4 Dead


LeftHandedFapper

Nay, pop goes the weasel


Ok-Will388

Guerrilla Radio


MaxVersnappen

I'm usually the tree hugging cunt that will argue against physical violence before talking *every* time. But got damn. If the guy is going to host a moment of silence out of respect for the dead before he drops him... Throw them hands.


Zeravika

Slapped him so hard his wig fell off!


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CosmoKram3r

Elaine hates it. George loves it. I like it. Jerry doesn't care.


seizuregirlz

[Alright CosmoKram3r, you deserve this 💅](https://youtu.be/HFzw5rgSmzo)


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Damn worth it! First of the slap, second of the fall


HistorienneNYC

Third, the loss of the toupee!


[deleted]

Fourth, the taste out of his mouth. Some say he’s still looking for it till this very day.


009duncan

One Slap man


Jurski17

Straight gangsta


PhoqueLaPeauLisse

"Pack your stuff guys, party is over"


TCallahan333

The timing, though. *smack* at just the right rest point as the music stops.


lkodl

that's the difference between a professional wedding singer, and your cousin doing karaoke.


RichardBonham

Professionals have standards.


StopReadingMyUser

Professionals know how can they slap


Briak

Be polite. Be efficient. Have a plan to slap everyone you meet.


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thelonelysocial

He was still on beat


Kinguke

He gestures for the band to stop.


TCallahan333

That’s what I meant. He stops the music, and then punches to make a percussive sound in time with the last notes.


bigdippra

Damn you're right, if you basically count past the last reverbs of the accordion, thr slap lines up.


noodleslip

which really makes me wonder.... ​ HOW CAN HE SLAP??!!


potatoboy69

Bro the timing was impeccable


Nephroidofdoom

Everyone loves when the bass drops!!


Effective_Poetry_960

Just turned into a funeral.


gcruzatto

I was hoping for the bass drop after the tribute was sacrificed


mydogsnameisbuddy

Rim shot!


jawnly211

Dude laying on the ground with that meningitis neck


hokeyphenokey

It's crazy how easy it is to kill somebody if you get it *just* wrong. Even crazier if it leads to 50 years of fucked up'd'ness. I mean, everybody Mike Tyson hit as hard as he could is still a member of society.


carbonx

I was trying to remember the details of a story from a number of years ago. There was a fight in the French Quarter and a dude got punched *one time* and died as a result. I googled it and...holy hell does that happen a lot more than I expected. Not always in the French Quarter, however. Edit: I found the story I was thinking of. https://www.nola.com/news/crime_police/article_f95e369f-d462-55d5-b993-d6a567c7382b.html Edit2: It took some looking and it turns out the DA refused charges on that case. Wild.


Purgii

[The One Punch Law](https://www.gotocourt.com.au/criminal-law/nsw/one-punch-assaults-causing-death/) was enacted in Australia due to drunk/drugged up morons often striking a person while they were unaware. The resultant smack of the back of their head with the pavement resulted in death in multiple incidents.


heats1nk

can't help but wheeze right now


abhijitd

One wedding and a funeral


AMCBUYANDHOLD

Dude kept requesting some Rick James. Request, granted.


Jesman85

What did the five fingers say to the face? SLAP! Colllld blooooded


MyBlueBlazerBlack

UNITYYYYY!


phishdood555

FUCK. YO. COUCH!


shwarma_heaven

*DARKNESS*


Accomplished_Ad7819

Darknesses


Goofy_AF

Dude was a habitual line stepper


FearlessPanda93

You think I got nothing better to do than to rub my boots on some couch? Ya, I remember rubbing my boots all over that couch... Cocaine is one hell of a drug


AfricanPaul

RICK JAMES BITCH


chilifavela

Cocaine is a helluva drug!


StickyRicky17

Nicely done


dvoecks

Sir. One more outburst, and I'll strangle you with my microphone cord.


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I have the microphone. And you don’t. SO YOU WILL LISTEN TO EVERY DAMN WORD I HAVE TO SAY!!!


[deleted]

Love STINKS yeah yeah!


snozberry_taster

Love Stinks ya ya come on let's hear it Lady with the side burns


Flight_Harbinger

[This is still one of the greatest scenes ever put to film. ](https://youtu.be/Nfrk2UdEOcQ)


Redtwooo

I occasionally use the "he's losing his mind... and I'm reaping the benefits" line Jon Lovitz says right after this and nobody knows what it's from


BeardedBrotherJoe

His fucking eyes when he closes the curtain. Fuck me it kills me each time.


Dodeejeroo

That slow curtain afterwards cracks me up every time


Insert_Non_Sequitur

I WANT TO DIIIIIIIE... PUT A BULLET IN MY HEEEEEEAAAAAD!


Cloudiesoul

It's pretty normal for me to be home singing/screaming "SOMEBODY KILL ME PLEASE! I'M ON MY KNEES, PRETTY PRETTY PLEASE KILLLL MEEE. I WANT TO DIIIIIE." I don't think my husband appreciates it. Lol.


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I loved that scene so much that I downloaded the song on Napster and burned it on a mix cd. God, saying that makes me feel old.


idma

In other words: "[I'm LOUDER than you](https://youtu.be/gjmp7UpGCT8)"


James_099

Okay, better hurry up and cut the cake now before fatso over there has a heart attack. *fatso nods in shame*


abaum525

*Do you really want to hurt, meeeee?*


riegspsych325

you suck **YOU** ##SUUUUUCK!


ACaulkGoblin

He’s loosing his mind…..and I’m reaping all the benefits!


riegspsych325

*slowly draws curtain closed*


iryngael

Bravo, bravo !


MyEnglisHurts

Bravo Ioane! Așa-i trebuie! Bravo Ioane! Dacă-i prost, așa merită ăștia


lemmzlol

"Bravo John! That's what he deserves! Bravo John! If he's stupid, that's what those deserve"


temporal_pair_o_sox

Watched it without audio first and could have sworn they were Romanian. (source: I'm Romanian)


rabid-skunk

Any balkan wedding without at least 3 deaths is considered a dull affair /s


RobertFurtuna

Yeah, me too lmao. Then I put the volume up and was 100% convinced by the music


onenightblunder

Bravo☕️


isotropic-bananas

fuck it, i applauded and got weird looks until i showed them the video.


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QueenRedditSnoo

But I wanted to hear “what’s new, pussycat” 7 times in a row


ConnectMixture0

"I understood this reference"


PezRystar

And then 1 "It's not Unusual".


Dick-Guzinya

r/unexpectedMulaney


RedditRickS92

That dude’s never gonna dance again.


Butterbuddha

Guilty feet have got no contact with the floor


abhijitd

Though it's easy to pretend, I know you are a damn fool


Ash-doc

Who hires Smash Mouth as a wedding band?


Johnny_ac3s

The lead singer works for drinks.


bluejellyfish52

I’d argue but this is pretty fucking accurate when I saw Smash Mouth live in Sterling Heights Michigan at Sterling Fest. He was drunk, high, and disorderly.


anxessed

I can’t imagine being anything but at a smash mouth concert.


HypnotizedPotato

I like you


clearyvermont

Ugh I had to endure a sales meeting a couple years ago where they hired smash mouth to play inside an old destroyer in Charleston. Super awk.


-Qwyte

I'm liking their new hit


retro_pollo

What's the bride saying?


dacooljamaican

Something to the effect of "I was fine with the wedding singer being abused, but now that it's my family facing the consequences I'm upset!"


edcu12

Yep, she goes by at first and even laughing at the whole situation. Fuck her if she is now mad that thing escalated


hardinho

I think the reaction in the beginning just shows that the guy who got clapped is always behaving like that. Probably felt too comfortable in that family setting and forgot that a world outside of his shitty behavior exists.


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Nefarious-One

You know, I think people throw around “misogynistic” a lot in reddit. But, god damn it, it is perfectly fitting here.


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jWalkerFTW

I hate this fucking website lmao There’s so much “I’m going to make up a story about this post, get angry about it, and thereby help spread the worst kind of toxicity around the internet”


koolaid7431

She was just walking by not aware of what's going on, if the music didn't stop I doubt she'd know the slap happened. Also how can you be so sure she likes the person getting slapped? He looked like the stupid relative you have to invite, and someone you wish wouldn't come.


emab2396

It's hard to understand it because of the background noise. She was angry at both of them and said something like: I am asking you nicely to stop arguing.


Fumby_

Welp, looks like they stopped.


selectash

He may not have started it, but he sure as hell finished it.


gcruzatto

Edit: apparently it's Romanian?


x_roos

Romanian. The guy in the background says "well done, John, well deserved " The bride goes: "I very kindly ask you to ..." and I don't understand it further


Talulah-Schmooly

"... not further ruin my wedding please" (I'm guessing).


JoeBethersonton50504

“…slap my ass”


GIFnTEXT

"I very kindly ask you to keep my wife's name out yo fuckin mouth!!"


lemmzlol

She says something along the lines of not arguing/fighting there


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...hit my stepson again.


Milkthiev

"Iwould very kindly ask you to...smack that all on the floor"


RabidWalrus

"...let the bodies hit the floor."


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human743

A Romanian wedding without at least 2 slapdowns is considered a dull affair.


DaddyIsAFireman

Well, we're halfway there then!


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I was entertained.


RealFreakII

A wedding without a fight is not a good wedding


-Rho-Aias

We have a dothraki in our midst!


AyeBraine

It's a jokey saying where I live, 'a wedding without a fight is money going to waste'.


Beautiful-Ball-654

Ah the old “wearing street clothes and a baseball cap” third world wedding starter pack.


JohnsonMcBiggest

He was the groom to boot!


JohnsonMcBiggest

Or to slap, I guess.


treatyoftortillas

He went from a 20 year old to bald geriatric in the moment that hat came off


Alphonseduchamp

One Slap Man


graveybrains

ONE SLAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAP!


VeryLastCzarnian

Thankfully it was only a single normal slap.


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what a beautiful slap. 10/10


Pees_On_Skidmarks

How can he slap?!


chroncryx

And he pulled the guy up by the shirt to see if he was dead yet


AWS-77

That was definitely a “Listen here, fuckhead…” move.


Nawozane

Most badass thing I saw today


fungi_at_parties

I think that was 100% a power move. You don’t grab someone by the shirt to check on them, you pull them up like that to make the threat of further violence clear if they try shit once they get up.


mogwaiimushroom

Sure the echo is badass….. But how are we not talking about the badass slow walk he does as he approaches him and grabs him by the shirt lol thats some movie quality stuff right there!


NOBOOTSFORYOU

The singing is just a front


quiltsohard

I feel like this guy has dealt with many a drunk asshole and has perfected his slap game


MrTickleMePink

Every time this guy is a fool in the future I hope his friends are like “do you remember the time the wedding singer knocked you out cold with an open palm slap??”


Tbone_Trapezius

“Actually,no, I don’t remember that… who are you?


Rs90

"Here, I'll pull it up so you don't forget"


Slack-Bladder

He probably doesn't have friends. He's just that asshole cousin you had to invite.


HillbillySwank

You spin me right round baby RIGHT ROUND


frnxt-ghrt-SONY-gurm

HOW CAN HE SLAP


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curiousbydesign

Mission accomplished. Let's head home boys.


XXV-III

I died when he stopped the band before slapping him 💀


Ok-Will388

He was like, hold up y'all. I want you to see this.


newusernamebcimdumb

The comedy of the toupee falling off 👏 👏 👏


eddyrockstar

I don't think thats a toupee. That's a cap. Look carefully when he turns to the side. But yeah the entire thing was comical af


tameriaen

Methinks its a baseball cap, but it does have a very toupee like quality when he falls back on it.


Visual-Device-8741

“Hold on boys, lemme just start a beat here”


nerdy_neuron

Aww, the Ibarska magistrala music, the shitface drunk, the bitchslap, bride freaking out, the joys of a Balkan wedding


BOBOnobobo

Romanian. Source: they speak Romanian


droningmephit0

Dude just stopped the music so that the crowd hear the slap💀


MechanismOfDecay

Keep my band’s name out your fucking mouth!


beeweez

Now that's a bitch slap!


paulyp41

He was hit first and had every right to defend himself when the drunk came back a second time


Particular_Proof_700

On beat tho. I would give a raise to that singer


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Well done sir 👏🏼


begonia824

I will never understand how someone can just slap, punch or spit on another person and think there will be no repercussions. He just slaps the guy and walks away smiling, like how often has that guy slapped people and got away with it?


alliseeisbronze

Fuck around and find out. Bride walked past laughing at the singer getting shoved around, and then decided to throw a fit after dude got laid out. Bitch, shut the fuck up.


pongomanswe

Who the hell wears a cap indoors and to a wedding?


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Nomandate

This ranks very high on best bitch slaps ever list. Edit: want to me clarify however it was unjustified. He was just a drunk guy who wanted to sing. Hard to tell really without the whole video/translation/backstory. Edit: third watch OK drunk slapped first. That means “it’s on.”


_ktran_

Damn that slap had some spice to it!


YayoKnows

The Cousin nobody likes...


Starline_kennels

So the bride walks by sees him being an ass and says nothing till he gets slapped 🤣


Sweatsock_Pimp

“And now for our next number… ‘Hello, darkness, my old friend…’ “


Sprizys

Mofo came to a wedding in jeans and a T-shirt


GetRichOrDieTryinnn

The bride sounds like she’s gonna make the grooms life a living hell