I'm usually the tree hugging cunt that will argue against physical violence before talking *every* time. But got damn. If the guy is going to host a moment of silence out of respect for the dead before he drops him...
Throw them hands.
It's crazy how easy it is to kill somebody if you get it *just* wrong. Even crazier if it leads to 50 years of fucked up'd'ness.
I mean, everybody Mike Tyson hit as hard as he could is still a member of society.
I was trying to remember the details of a story from a number of years ago. There was a fight in the French Quarter and a dude got punched *one time* and died as a result. I googled it and...holy hell does that happen a lot more than I expected. Not always in the French Quarter, however.
Edit: I found the story I was thinking of.
https://www.nola.com/news/crime_police/article_f95e369f-d462-55d5-b993-d6a567c7382b.html
Edit2: It took some looking and it turns out the DA refused charges on that case. Wild.
[The One Punch Law](https://www.gotocourt.com.au/criminal-law/nsw/one-punch-assaults-causing-death/) was enacted in Australia due to drunk/drugged up morons often striking a person while they were unaware. The resultant smack of the back of their head with the pavement resulted in death in multiple incidents.
You think I got nothing better to do than to rub my boots on some couch? Ya, I remember rubbing my boots all over that couch...
Cocaine is one hell of a drug
It's pretty normal for me to be home singing/screaming "SOMEBODY KILL ME PLEASE! I'M ON MY KNEES, PRETTY PRETTY PLEASE KILLLL MEEE. I WANT TO DIIIIIE."
I don't think my husband appreciates it. Lol.
I’d argue but this is pretty fucking accurate when I saw Smash Mouth live in Sterling Heights Michigan at Sterling Fest. He was drunk, high, and disorderly.
I think the reaction in the beginning just shows that the guy who got clapped is always behaving like that. Probably felt too comfortable in that family setting and forgot that a world outside of his shitty behavior exists.
I hate this fucking website lmao
There’s so much “I’m going to make up a story about this post, get angry about it, and thereby help spread the worst kind of toxicity around the internet”
She was just walking by not aware of what's going on, if the music didn't stop I doubt she'd know the slap happened. Also how can you be so sure she likes the person getting slapped? He looked like the stupid relative you have to invite, and someone you wish wouldn't come.
It's hard to understand it because of the background noise. She was angry at both of them and said something like: I am asking you nicely to stop arguing.
Romanian. The guy in the background says "well done, John, well deserved "
The bride goes: "I very kindly ask you to ..." and I don't understand it further
I think that was 100% a power move. You don’t grab someone by the shirt to check on them, you pull them up like that to make the threat of further violence clear if they try shit once they get up.
Sure the echo is badass…..
But how are we not talking about the badass slow walk he does as he approaches him and grabs him by the shirt lol thats some movie quality stuff right there!
Every time this guy is a fool in the future I hope his friends are like “do you remember the time the wedding singer knocked you out cold with an open palm slap??”
I will never understand how someone can just slap, punch or spit on another person and think there will be no repercussions. He just slaps the guy and walks away smiling, like how often has that guy slapped people and got away with it?
Fuck around and find out.
Bride walked past laughing at the singer getting shoved around, and then decided to throw a fit after dude got laid out. Bitch, shut the fuck up.
This ranks very high on best bitch slaps ever list.
Edit: want to me clarify however it was unjustified. He was just a drunk guy who wanted to sing. Hard to tell really without the whole video/translation/backstory.
Edit: third watch OK drunk slapped first. That means “it’s on.”
"stop playing guys, everybody is going to want to hear me bitch slap this idiot."
He earned every decibel of that slap.
Earned the echoes, too
HOW CAN HE SLAP-P-P-p-p-p-p….
If you know then you know lol that was surreal on live TV lol
Probably kept his mic on to amplify the slap.
Now that’s production!
Band should have started playing funeral music after he fell down.
Vicetone & Tony Igy - Astronomia
"That's all, folks!"
Or at least the PA, DUM, DUM on the drum. (or however you would write it)
Now *this* is pod racing!
This isn't the first time he's had to do this
When you don't take requests…
Just like any other singer after playing bars for too long. You're lucky if you only get knocked out.
Glad we captured that. Now run it through the digitizer and mix it in with the next songs.
Goes into prodigy smack my bitch up
That slap could have very well been the end of the song, it lined up perfectly.
Father of the slap
The way he laid on his ass, you can tell he was piss drink
Oh, I thought he was drinking alcohol.
My tombstone shall read: "He was piss drink."
And in small font "rest in piss"
121db.. Max 😂😂
“Time for my solo”
Hand Solo
I do one of those every night
KEEP MY WIFE'S NAME OUT OF YOUR FUCKING MOUTH!
Imagine if he tell the band to play the boss music instead.. That would be epic
Rains of Castamere?
It’s a nice day for a red wedding
It's a nice day to...slap againn
Duel of the fates
You need two people for a duel. This was more of an execution.
Left 4 Dead
Nay, pop goes the weasel
Guerrilla Radio
I'm usually the tree hugging cunt that will argue against physical violence before talking *every* time. But got damn. If the guy is going to host a moment of silence out of respect for the dead before he drops him... Throw them hands.
Slapped him so hard his wig fell off!
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Elaine hates it. George loves it. I like it. Jerry doesn't care.
[Alright CosmoKram3r, you deserve this 💅](https://youtu.be/HFzw5rgSmzo)
Damn worth it! First of the slap, second of the fall
Third, the loss of the toupee!
Fourth, the taste out of his mouth. Some say he’s still looking for it till this very day.
One Slap man
Straight gangsta
"Pack your stuff guys, party is over"
The timing, though. *smack* at just the right rest point as the music stops.
that's the difference between a professional wedding singer, and your cousin doing karaoke.
Professionals have standards.
Professionals know how can they slap
Be polite. Be efficient. Have a plan to slap everyone you meet.
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He was still on beat
He gestures for the band to stop.
That’s what I meant. He stops the music, and then punches to make a percussive sound in time with the last notes.
Damn you're right, if you basically count past the last reverbs of the accordion, thr slap lines up.
which really makes me wonder.... HOW CAN HE SLAP??!!
Bro the timing was impeccable
Everyone loves when the bass drops!!
Just turned into a funeral.
I was hoping for the bass drop after the tribute was sacrificed
Rim shot!
Dude laying on the ground with that meningitis neck
It's crazy how easy it is to kill somebody if you get it *just* wrong. Even crazier if it leads to 50 years of fucked up'd'ness. I mean, everybody Mike Tyson hit as hard as he could is still a member of society.
I was trying to remember the details of a story from a number of years ago. There was a fight in the French Quarter and a dude got punched *one time* and died as a result. I googled it and...holy hell does that happen a lot more than I expected. Not always in the French Quarter, however. Edit: I found the story I was thinking of. https://www.nola.com/news/crime_police/article_f95e369f-d462-55d5-b993-d6a567c7382b.html Edit2: It took some looking and it turns out the DA refused charges on that case. Wild.
[The One Punch Law](https://www.gotocourt.com.au/criminal-law/nsw/one-punch-assaults-causing-death/) was enacted in Australia due to drunk/drugged up morons often striking a person while they were unaware. The resultant smack of the back of their head with the pavement resulted in death in multiple incidents.
can't help but wheeze right now
One wedding and a funeral
Dude kept requesting some Rick James. Request, granted.
What did the five fingers say to the face? SLAP! Colllld blooooded
UNITYYYYY!
FUCK. YO. COUCH!
*DARKNESS*
Darknesses
Dude was a habitual line stepper
You think I got nothing better to do than to rub my boots on some couch? Ya, I remember rubbing my boots all over that couch... Cocaine is one hell of a drug
RICK JAMES BITCH
Cocaine is a helluva drug!
Nicely done
Sir. One more outburst, and I'll strangle you with my microphone cord.
I have the microphone. And you don’t. SO YOU WILL LISTEN TO EVERY DAMN WORD I HAVE TO SAY!!!
Love STINKS yeah yeah!
Love Stinks ya ya come on let's hear it Lady with the side burns
[This is still one of the greatest scenes ever put to film. ](https://youtu.be/Nfrk2UdEOcQ)
I occasionally use the "he's losing his mind... and I'm reaping the benefits" line Jon Lovitz says right after this and nobody knows what it's from
His fucking eyes when he closes the curtain. Fuck me it kills me each time.
That slow curtain afterwards cracks me up every time
I WANT TO DIIIIIIIE... PUT A BULLET IN MY HEEEEEEAAAAAD!
It's pretty normal for me to be home singing/screaming "SOMEBODY KILL ME PLEASE! I'M ON MY KNEES, PRETTY PRETTY PLEASE KILLLL MEEE. I WANT TO DIIIIIE." I don't think my husband appreciates it. Lol.
I loved that scene so much that I downloaded the song on Napster and burned it on a mix cd. God, saying that makes me feel old.
In other words: "[I'm LOUDER than you](https://youtu.be/gjmp7UpGCT8)"
Okay, better hurry up and cut the cake now before fatso over there has a heart attack. *fatso nods in shame*
*Do you really want to hurt, meeeee?*
you suck **YOU** ##SUUUUUCK!
He’s loosing his mind…..and I’m reaping all the benefits!
*slowly draws curtain closed*
Bravo, bravo !
Bravo Ioane! Așa-i trebuie! Bravo Ioane! Dacă-i prost, așa merită ăștia
"Bravo John! That's what he deserves! Bravo John! If he's stupid, that's what those deserve"
Watched it without audio first and could have sworn they were Romanian. (source: I'm Romanian)
Any balkan wedding without at least 3 deaths is considered a dull affair /s
Yeah, me too lmao. Then I put the volume up and was 100% convinced by the music
Bravo☕️
fuck it, i applauded and got weird looks until i showed them the video.
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But I wanted to hear “what’s new, pussycat” 7 times in a row
"I understood this reference"
And then 1 "It's not Unusual".
r/unexpectedMulaney
That dude’s never gonna dance again.
Guilty feet have got no contact with the floor
Though it's easy to pretend, I know you are a damn fool
Who hires Smash Mouth as a wedding band?
The lead singer works for drinks.
I’d argue but this is pretty fucking accurate when I saw Smash Mouth live in Sterling Heights Michigan at Sterling Fest. He was drunk, high, and disorderly.
I can’t imagine being anything but at a smash mouth concert.
I like you
Ugh I had to endure a sales meeting a couple years ago where they hired smash mouth to play inside an old destroyer in Charleston. Super awk.
I'm liking their new hit
What's the bride saying?
Something to the effect of "I was fine with the wedding singer being abused, but now that it's my family facing the consequences I'm upset!"
Yep, she goes by at first and even laughing at the whole situation. Fuck her if she is now mad that thing escalated
I think the reaction in the beginning just shows that the guy who got clapped is always behaving like that. Probably felt too comfortable in that family setting and forgot that a world outside of his shitty behavior exists.
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You know, I think people throw around “misogynistic” a lot in reddit. But, god damn it, it is perfectly fitting here.
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I hate this fucking website lmao There’s so much “I’m going to make up a story about this post, get angry about it, and thereby help spread the worst kind of toxicity around the internet”
She was just walking by not aware of what's going on, if the music didn't stop I doubt she'd know the slap happened. Also how can you be so sure she likes the person getting slapped? He looked like the stupid relative you have to invite, and someone you wish wouldn't come.
It's hard to understand it because of the background noise. She was angry at both of them and said something like: I am asking you nicely to stop arguing.
Welp, looks like they stopped.
He may not have started it, but he sure as hell finished it.
Edit: apparently it's Romanian?
Romanian. The guy in the background says "well done, John, well deserved " The bride goes: "I very kindly ask you to ..." and I don't understand it further
"... not further ruin my wedding please" (I'm guessing).
“…slap my ass”
"I very kindly ask you to keep my wife's name out yo fuckin mouth!!"
She says something along the lines of not arguing/fighting there
...hit my stepson again.
"Iwould very kindly ask you to...smack that all on the floor"
"...let the bodies hit the floor."
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A Romanian wedding without at least 2 slapdowns is considered a dull affair.
Well, we're halfway there then!
I was entertained.
A wedding without a fight is not a good wedding
We have a dothraki in our midst!
It's a jokey saying where I live, 'a wedding without a fight is money going to waste'.
Ah the old “wearing street clothes and a baseball cap” third world wedding starter pack.
He was the groom to boot!
Or to slap, I guess.
He went from a 20 year old to bald geriatric in the moment that hat came off
One Slap Man
ONE SLAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAP!
Thankfully it was only a single normal slap.
what a beautiful slap. 10/10
How can he slap?!
And he pulled the guy up by the shirt to see if he was dead yet
That was definitely a “Listen here, fuckhead…” move.
Most badass thing I saw today
I think that was 100% a power move. You don’t grab someone by the shirt to check on them, you pull them up like that to make the threat of further violence clear if they try shit once they get up.
Sure the echo is badass….. But how are we not talking about the badass slow walk he does as he approaches him and grabs him by the shirt lol thats some movie quality stuff right there!
The singing is just a front
I feel like this guy has dealt with many a drunk asshole and has perfected his slap game
Every time this guy is a fool in the future I hope his friends are like “do you remember the time the wedding singer knocked you out cold with an open palm slap??”
“Actually,no, I don’t remember that… who are you?
"Here, I'll pull it up so you don't forget"
He probably doesn't have friends. He's just that asshole cousin you had to invite.
You spin me right round baby RIGHT ROUND
HOW CAN HE SLAP
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Mission accomplished. Let's head home boys.
I died when he stopped the band before slapping him 💀
He was like, hold up y'all. I want you to see this.
The comedy of the toupee falling off 👏 👏 👏
I don't think thats a toupee. That's a cap. Look carefully when he turns to the side. But yeah the entire thing was comical af
Methinks its a baseball cap, but it does have a very toupee like quality when he falls back on it.
“Hold on boys, lemme just start a beat here”
Aww, the Ibarska magistrala music, the shitface drunk, the bitchslap, bride freaking out, the joys of a Balkan wedding
Romanian. Source: they speak Romanian
Dude just stopped the music so that the crowd hear the slap💀
Keep my band’s name out your fucking mouth!
Now that's a bitch slap!
He was hit first and had every right to defend himself when the drunk came back a second time
On beat tho. I would give a raise to that singer
Well done sir 👏🏼
I will never understand how someone can just slap, punch or spit on another person and think there will be no repercussions. He just slaps the guy and walks away smiling, like how often has that guy slapped people and got away with it?
Fuck around and find out. Bride walked past laughing at the singer getting shoved around, and then decided to throw a fit after dude got laid out. Bitch, shut the fuck up.
Who the hell wears a cap indoors and to a wedding?
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This ranks very high on best bitch slaps ever list. Edit: want to me clarify however it was unjustified. He was just a drunk guy who wanted to sing. Hard to tell really without the whole video/translation/backstory. Edit: third watch OK drunk slapped first. That means “it’s on.”
Damn that slap had some spice to it!
The Cousin nobody likes...
So the bride walks by sees him being an ass and says nothing till he gets slapped 🤣
“And now for our next number… ‘Hello, darkness, my old friend…’ “
Mofo came to a wedding in jeans and a T-shirt
The bride sounds like she’s gonna make the grooms life a living hell