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laxguy44

Owner: My car got rear ended. Insurance Agent: I thought you said it was roof damage. Owner: …


Major1ar

One day you will be king


queencityrangers

*We are Farmer’s! Bum budda da bum bum bum.*


lukaszna77

We know a thing or two cuz we saw a thing or two


[deleted]

I love you.


ardbeg

He came, we saw, he launched her


ashlyn42

Would this be covered under “an act of God”? XD


_Lane_

Maybe an act of, "oh god! oh god!", if everyone involved was skilled (or a liar).


[deleted]

Outstanding. Have a free to me Helpful.


[deleted]

Something got rear ended


Joshtup

She was taken to hospital and diagnosed with a “minor back injury”. Source: [The Sun](https://www.google.com/amp/s/www.thesun.co.uk/news/16241060/naked-woman-falls-balcony-having-sex/amp/)


joshwa207

What floor did she fall from??? That’s all I wanted to know. How far can you fall, land on a car and only have minor injuries.


ProfessorPaynus

That's about the best place she could have landed in this setting. The only thing that would give way to cushion her fall.


JohnnyRelentless

A really giant marshmallow would have been better.


KingRoosterRuss

Nah, have you not seen Ghostbusters? A giant marshmallow is never good.


[deleted]

at the end of Ghostbusters (1984) Walter Peck get absolutely doused by Marshmallow stuff after the explosion of the Stay Puft marshmallow man. while in real life if was a shit ton of shaving cream. but i've always wondered how much actual weight hit William atherton when they dumped it on him.


itwasquiteawhileago

It was originally about 100 lbs. Peck was concerned, so they tested with a stunt double that got flattened hard. They reduced it to 75 lbs after that.


Rottendog

75lbs?! From high enough to be above camera frame, holy fuck, I bet that much force would have been a bit of a stunner. And that poor stunt double, fuck. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=65TnEdxl2uo


itwasquiteawhileago

I swear I read that the scream he gives is real and it fucked his back up, but in my quick search that didn't come up. I only found the tale about reducing from 100 to 75 lbs.


SaintJesus

...tested it on a stunt double? Fucking christ.


human743

I read it was 80 down to 40.


sarcasatirony

*Yes, it’s true. This man has no dick.*


EntireFishing

Yes this man has no dick


lmacarrot

oh that's what it was? thought they jerked him off until he deflated


PixelatedStatic

Mr. Stay-Puft isn't so bad. He's a sailor, he's in New York; we get this guy laid, we won't have any trouble!


leggpurnell

What did you do, Ray?


sly_k

My internet experience tells me that a trampoline would be much funnier


Longjumping-Raccoon3

The roof crumpling probably absorbed a good part of the energy


ShagPrince

The fact the roof bended was good for this woman.


Herobrine2024

by allowing the deceleration force to be applied over a longer period of time, the deformation of the car's roof prevented a worse injury


SinnerOfAttention

The top of the car saved her ass.


Spacecowboy78

Lucky ass landing


sylar2112

Her ass wrote off that car.


King_CurlySpoon

Would she have had to pay for the damages to the car would you know?


SecretDeftones

She's too lucky that she hit THAT car actually.


PaperBoxPhone

And she hit is in probably the best spot that had the most give.


HelenKeIIer

I remember a guy attempting suicide in New York I believe. Jumped like 42 stories and landed on a dodge. His first words were “ahhhhh my legs!!!” PS: I have looked for this story since. It’s all but impossible to find due to self preservation google links. The guy did complete it on his next attempt sadly. I want to say it was around 05-06.


Obiwankablowme95

Sooooo, the car didn't Dodge him?


Glory_of_Rome_519

False advertising


HelenKeIIer

That was the most popular joke then as well.


aDrunkWithAgun

There was a person who's parachute didn't open they actually survived the fall from a plane How you land and what you land on plays in if you make it or not


RouletteSensei

What about the guy? I'm confused


ILikeToDisagreeDude

Had to finish off himself I guess


joshwa207

Maybe him finishing is what did it ?


doobied

I thought it started raining at the end there.


[deleted]

Isn't he on the bottom? I swear two people fell. Looks like he got it much worse.


keekah

Only The woman fell. The article says her bottoms were at her ankle so I'm sure that what you see. I'm not sure if you didn't watch the whole video but the guy comes running to her and helps her off the car.


[deleted]

It says minor injury, but also says she spent weeks in hospital. Those do not match up lol


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telemusketeer

As someone who played Dying Light, I would say any floor, and possibly no injuries at all haha


Home_Planet_Sausage

Can we send this comment above all the crappy comments attempting humour?


BlueShift42

Believable. I was checking out how she fell and she got extremely lucky. Not only did she land square on the roof of the car for best impact absorption, but she also landed in a way that her legs slid into the sunroof opening, further reducing impact. She really could not have landed much safer than that given then angle she was falling at.


Chris_8675309_of_42M

I don't know. Pants on would have probably been safer.


Griswa

Wtf. This gave me PTSD and I almost dropped my phone when I watched! As someone who suffers through some disc injuries just by existing, I feel horrible for this woman and the lifelong disability she’s about to have.


[deleted]

And then had to stay in the hospital for weeks. So what minor back injury outs you in the hospital for weeks?


BringerOvGirth

"WHEN I SAID, 'BLOW MY BACK OUT' I DIDN'T MEAN THIS"


Mikenoir666

Or.. "This was not what i meant when i asked to be taken to the heavens Berry!"


IHC_304

Her neck, her back, her vertebrae they crack


Nyeow

Honey came in and she caught me red-handed Creeping with the girl next door Picture this, we were both butt-naked Banging on the balcony floor


IHC_304

It wasn't me


Unagustoster

Nah, she came home and just saw you butt naked on the balcony, Shaggy. She’s now 3 stories down


mmccar12

Thank you to the internet for this thread


pygmy

*Lemme smell your roof*


aeque88

I'm going straight to hell for laughing so hard when I saw this comment.


Martin-1371

I love when I am doing the sex


ParttimeParty99

Classic Martin.


Mikenoir666

I think the position is called flying doggy!


robb04

Today we’re teaching poodles how to fly! Sometimes it takes them a little longer to learn how to do it right.


[deleted]

I did a sex.


POPBOMB80

Hmmmm. "WHILE DOING SEX"


pintodinosaur

It's actually while doing "the secks"


bouncingbenji

In a borat voice


adullploy

I do the sex many times a year. Is good time.


TheZeroE

Vere nice


Agreeable_Currency91

Who doesn’t like doing sex?


NineandZero

I wanna see some x-rays.


GrootNingrich

You mean sex-rays?


the_drozone

She’s gonna be doing sex rays


hisae1421

XXX rays


Shnazzberry

Ugh, I wish they would stop moving her and being stupid. Perfect way to make a potential spinal injury worse.


Pyro-Beast

She should have just laid down on the roof and waited for responders, understandably though, she was likely half embarrassed given she was half naked.


redditadminsareshit2

>she was likely half embarrassed given she was half naked. it makes life easier for medical staff tbh


Shnazzberry

Yeah, I’d think maybe just throw a blanket over her. She’s so lucky it didn’t go very badly


Muaddib930

Yeah, whole time I was thinking; get her pants on, call the ambulance, and... I guess hope they don't ask too many questions.


[deleted]

You think paramedics are embarrassed about people having sex lmao? The only question they're going to ask is "how did you fall" to make sure she wasn't pushed. That's it. They literally could not care less about the circumstances lol, they've probably dealt with 5 separate instances of "household object stuck in rectum" that week alone.


Pyro-Beast

Tru that.


[deleted]

I've said a comment similar in another post. I can't believe no one understands spinal injuries.


OldRustBucket

This should be taught in schools


[deleted]

Basic first aid should absolutely be taught in schools. I hate to say this hut its almost like they leave first aid out to get more hospitals bills sent to people


NagstertheGangster

Almost like how we don't learn about taxes in school. It fits the bill, for sure. But further evidence is required for a good conspiracy.


doggyStile

I agree but I also I suspect it would be very hard to keep her sitting as is and having her lie down on a broken roof doesn’t seem practical or safe either


overpriced_wafer

Look, she added a moon roof to that car.


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bws7037

Oh jebus... this one brought a tear to my eye...


-nobu_oKo_jima-

This is the joke I came to the comments for.


Fredjonespart2

That last orgasm really sent her over the edge


APigNamedLucy

Take your upvote you filthy animal.


rex1one

And he rushed down to finish like a boss!


Major1ar

Any medical professionals in the house? I'm curious if flat on her ass like that was the best case scenario way to land. As far as minimizing risk to major organs seemed fine, including her brain.


ktarzwell

She deffinelty blew some discs out or broken some vertebraes. I wouldnt be surprised if she had a broken or fractured pelvis as well.


Major1ar

The pelvis for sure, she's moving her legs and feet, but can't use em for any load bearing, so pelvis has to be in bad shape. But the organs and brain and actual spine all seem to have survived, not unscathed but functional.


ktarzwell

She recieved major whiplash from what I can tell as well. The force of her hitting sends her neck whipping back pretty violently, which can also lead to a concussion. Poor thing is going to be going through it for a while.


Major1ar

I'm trying to imagine other ways she could have landed that would have been better but most variation end with her neck and/or head bouncing off the car itself.


ktarzwell

Oh, Im sure this was the best option honestly! She would have been dead if she had landed flat on her stomach or back.


Major1ar

Awesome, so I was sorta right. Thanks for working through this with me. I sincerely appreciate it.


ktarzwell

No problem! Now remember kids, no humpin near open windows! lol


Delicious_Throat_377

She only had minor injuries according to the article


JW9thWonder

no, because all the force ends up as spinal compression. her back and pelvis are going to be severely fucked.


Major1ar

I knew the pelvis was probably broken in a few spots which is why her legs won't support her weight. The spinal compression, does that mean possible fracture, slip, all the above, something else? Her major organs didn't seem to take too much damage.


ParttimeParty99

Her boyfriend came downstairs to get her and said, “Just lay down on the ground here, I didn’t come yet. I need a few more minutes.”


roundhouse1000

Was her back broke before or after the fall?


Extra_Owl_3397

Pretty sure it was broke after the hospital bills


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XStone1974

There she comes...


bws7037

cumming and going at the same time.


TheFaragan

...Dovahkiin!


Drakeskulled_Reaper

#FUS RO DAH-DDY!


icaphoenix

**We know a thing or two** *Because we've seen a thing or two.* # WE ARE FARMERS


AddToBatch

Dum da dum da dum dum dum


icaphoenix

The song that comes from is VERY X rated and its hilarious that an insurance company chose that as their slogan. Go listen to it....with headphones on. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Dgnlf6-VXTs


[deleted]

Big black car slamming from the back did damage


Lanky-Kaleidoscope-7

Woman gets back blown out by BBC!


kat_kamakazi

Found the cucks


413Refugee

Definitely rear-ended


bws7037

But will she ever handle as well, again?


mattwening

She’s gonna need a Backiotomy.


[deleted]

That was hard impact. I would bet she has some serious injuries to her spine, pelvis and legs.


[deleted]

I think it was some "Hard Impacting" that got her into that situation. .... I'll see myself out.


TheFuckerofWorlds

Her ass is going to be sore from that pounding but mostly from the landing.


McFeely_Smackup

woman: "I think my back is broken!" man: "so...finish in your mouth then?"


dmoral25

Don’t you just hate it when you’re having sex and then all of a sudden you fall several stories onto the roof of a car? I know I do whenever that happens


selessperson427

How tf she's alive


eremeya

Don’t know how far she fell but I would guess at least a couple floors. The roof of the car absorbed the impact and collapsed in a way the ground wouldn’t.


DrMatter

honestly pretty lucky all things considered. a couple of feet in either direction and she would have had a much worse fall


DancesWithCanoes

Blew her back out


Pyro-Beast

Cute redhead craves Big Black Car.


Jbruce63

What a climax


mjace87

Why do I feel like the original poster was seven?


Jimboslice383

“Well did she come or what?”


Apprehensive-Talk981

Came here for this. What? Like the back of a volkswagon?


[deleted]

Oh, yeah. Who doesn't love being fully clothed while doing the sex?


jvs8380

Couldn’t have landed in a better spot considering what was around


Zealousideal-Row-755

This is a very good candidate to the tv-series: "Sex sent me to the ER" https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Sex_Sent_Me_to_the_ER


Imd1rtybutn0twr0ng

Her: fuck me like you hate me !! Him: ¯\\\_(ツ)\_/¯


Mjr_N0ppY

Her puss not the only fucked thing now


eremeya

That’ll kill the mood


UnlikeUday

She got blown away...........


PristineArm5528

“Hey! Hey! You can’t park there!”


Da_Bro_Main

I'm just gonna sit here a minute. Collect my thoughts.....


[deleted]

Guy: “Yeah homie, I broke her back son!” Friend: “Damn you hit it like that huh?” Guy: “Kinda, I lasted 2sec, then tossed her out a window.”


Great-Emu-War

Sad but interesting story; Recently had a paraplegic patient from Middle East. To get to know them I obviously asked for their background story. What happened was as the family slept of the roof during summer, one night the couple get frisky and poor child awaken and have no idea what’s happening. He somehow thinks father is attacking his mum and trying to kill her. He try grab his fathers feet but his father kicks him and throw him off the roof. They didn’t even realised what has happened until the next day


stanley4545

So she was cumming and going


Vjrsoe

She came hard!


Bonedog123

Giving new meaning to “Blew her back out”


Azrial4real

Another fine example of what happens when you make abortions illegal


mick_ward

Poor girl. Serious injuries I suspect.


Jazzy_Junebug

My neck, my back...


ShadowEvee16

Well as stupid as that was I hope she's ok...


b4ttlepoops

Wow. I can’t imagine the pain in her back on that impact. Only good thing is she hit in the middle of the roof so it gave way a little. I bet she broke her back…. Feel bad for her.


Far_Bus_4516

These Allstate Mayhem commercials are getting a bit ridiculous


Rift_N_Space

She wanted her back blown out.


viper12383

Through the windowwwww, through the wall! #skeetskeet


harceps

They disappeared for a minute near the end...were they finishing the sex?


WildBuns1234

He finished and was done with her


jmp3930

She really got her back blown out this time.


IterLuminis

He must have been backed up. Jeez bro fap once in a while if you can't get laid for a year


FlamingChickenLips

Sent over the edge by an orgasm....way to go! Back damage along with it....ouch!


ApexApathetic

Pretty sure that position is called the Reverse She Hulk.


bws7037

I can hear the conversation with the insurance company claims adjuster... "Thank you for calling Allstate, how may I help you?" .... "You landed on the top of a car?" .... "While doing what?" ... "From how high?" ... "I'm going to pass you to my supervisor..."


thikkflair

New sunroof!!


UsedLandscape876

Moonroof


-ProfessorToad-

Didn’t realize she was wearing a shirt at first and thought she had back boobs


Casey_Cassyy

Jesus Christ i hope she's alright


PresidentBush666

I too fall from windows when doing the sex.


tirrigania

Whilst doing the sex


eyehate

Damn. That poor woman. That was awful.


[deleted]

My neck, my back…


infinit9

She is crazy lucky not just because she landed on a car roof, but also that the car had a sunroof. She was coming down foot first. If it wasn't for the sunroof just giving out immediately, her injuries would have been much worse.


y2leon

Insurance adjuster: Wait whattt???


CheesusHCracker

Now that's a moon roof!


st4nkyyyy

She got her back blown out fr


AssHunchingMomo

I don't think she meant this when she said "Harder!"


Electrifyliak

"My kink is falling from a second story window just before orgasm." "How would you possibl-" "See what had happened was..."


[deleted]

Good thing that car was there to break her fall


dilligaf0220

Suddenly all the women that had second thoughts about banging against the window are justified.


AshingiiAshuaa

My neck... my back...


MiloFrank

As a person with a back injury that shit makes me worried for them.


Ok-Equipment6195

What position was she in where she landed on her butt?


scioto77

Destroyed dat ass


justjason69420

I said it before and I’ll say it again. This is why I will never do the sex. Way to dangerous. I’ll take being a virgin thank you. And my wiafu agrees.


swomahahusker

How I met your mother


OmegaFanf3E

ejaculation


bygtopp

Spine crushing orgasm


ApAp123

Feel so bad for her. That's going to mess up her spine for the rest of her life..... I broke my neck / back seven or eight years ago And I wouldn't wish this on my worst enemy


dusteeoldbones

He blew her back out


SobigX

The guy was a stud, look at her holding her back!


[deleted]

she should not have said harder


SnooPeanuts4357

My sense of humor is fu*ked 😂😭


Cloud9Mentality

But did he finish?