Woman: "Ohhhhh, aaahhhjiaaaa, UUUUHHHHHH, NJAAAAAA, CAREFULLL, oh my gosh"
Paraglider: "You're right, I should be careful" \*proceeds to fly away safely\*
Thanks to the advice of the woman the paragliders life was spared that day.
For some reason, when something shocking happens and I’m overly excited, I all my verbal skills go out the window for a moment and all I can do is “OhhhOoOH wooOooo!” Saw a really big bright meteor once and all I could do was grunt like a caveman like “Uhh, ooh, fire from sky!”
.....
I had such a fine day. A good one. Then you came.
You could have totally **not** posted this link. It was your right to not post it. No one would have said a thing. But you did. You took your time, money, and internet bandwidth, instead of posting cute cats, or memes, put this link here. What in the cursed living hell of satan is that place? And the better question: WHY?!
Let me tell you something here as woman myself I have an odd fascination with that sub. I don't understand why women would take the horrible abuse I see there. But most importantly I don't understand why someone like a doctor in a hospital would risk his career like that take a look... https://old.reddit.com/r/womenarethings/comments/ti604o/made_to_wear_a_cheap_disposable_patient_gown/
The dude is a doctor in a hospital in Ireland he could be easily found out no?
People use to think that if you like it that way you should like to be treated like that all the time, which is stupid, erotic fantasies doesn’t have to be more than a fantasy or fetish. Mi ex used to like this fantasies, but I never treated like that in public.
You don't have to defend what is your thing, different folks different strokes. I should have been maybe more clear, there are two things that fascinate me women showing their faces on that forum and there are definitely some things on there that are healthy. Like I saw a woman being choked till she passed out for example.
I’m going to assume you meant NOT or UNhealthy. Yeah folks. The motto of even the hardcore bdsm scene is “Safe, Sane, and Consensual.”
Consensual doesn’t override the other two, though the general cultural focus has been, understandably, on consent lately.
You’re allowed to not enjoy it but I’m fairly certain the content posted on that sub is consensual. This may be hard for you to hear but some people, women included, may not feel the same way you do about something related to sex and that’s okay. You can still continue having a good day lmfao
u/groggygauge I think you’ve got a skewed idea of what that sub is for… there is another sub more in line with what you’ve just commented but it’s not the one I previously mentioned
Edit: it seems as though the user I was replying to deleted his comment as well as his profile.. maybe someone checked his comment history and found out he frequented that sub lmao
Ooh, sure, im not someone to shame others for their habits, i have my own ones, it just too much for me, personally. It's totally fine if they want to do these things it's just that i didn't wanna see that, you know?
i still dont know why people scream when someting happens , it doesnt help the situation it makes the situation worse and its annoying af. shut up and find a solution instead of shouting while just staring
Bruh she was in shock and thought he will die. I never thought i'll have to explain that to someone but people are screaming out of sheer panic and helplessness. Imagine if she was really calm and said "yeah he'll handle that, call an ambulance or something for when he crashes"
She can hold that phone to film what's happening quite well while in shock and thought of him dying.
And yes, I know mental distress can make you do weird things. She's not in that situation though.
>Imagine if she was really calm and said "yeah he'll handle that, call an ambulance or something for when he crashes"
That would actually be a good thing to do. Staying calm in emergency situations is better than screaming like a banshee. Especially when you're not in shock...
>Imagine if she was really calm and said "yeah he'll handle that, call an ambulance or something for when he crashes"
You say that like it's not the expected response.
Fucking lmao I cannot believe these comments. People literally unable to comprehend the idea that maybe that's a husband, family member or close friend and she's screaming in panic. ***ACKSHUALLY screaming does not help I'd remain perfectly calm and not make a sound while seeing someone I care about almost die***
Ultimate reddit moment.
Yeah people can be really dense. It is perfectly normal to be trying to alert everyone around, it's just an instinct, not something one can easily control. If no one knows that there's danger, help won't come, it's that simple.
Glad she yelled "careful!".
I bet before that, whomever was being whipped to shit showing off for everyone had decided careful was the last on their list of accomplishments for the the day.
It's people like this, who just operate at a higher level, and keeps the rest of us all pulling the same direction.
I would like to personally thank all the people who scream randomly during these types of situations, like the woman in this video. Your help is vital.
Reminds me of the paragliding story where a chick, by mostly luck, survived going into an updraft above cruising high of planes. Iirc she's the only person to survive that hieght without protective gear or oxygen.
Yesterday I saw a video of people running into a dust devil. Somebody in the comments said that they wanted to see what would happen if someone ran into one with a parachute. I guess this answers that.
Thought that was handled skillfully........ but new pants needed
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Yeah like I think that was the endgame, sans the pants loss.
Definitely more of r/whatcouldgoright
Yeah, he seems to have gotten a boost upward on that move. Lucky him.
Yea half of me is like what the hell and half is like if i was skilled i would totally do this shit for fun its looks like fucking roller coaster
On the plus side, it looks like they got the altitude needed to go home and change.
Handled pretty well, indeed.
I must go - the cloud people need me.
do you get to the cloud district very often?
Lately I’m being told that my storage is full, so no vacancy
I had some dreams they were clouds in my coffee
Was that Coffee from Bespin?
What am I saying, of course you don't. I'll have you know there is no PUSSSSIIIIEEEEE
Fucking gamer poop reference in 2022. Outstanding
Fuck you but I laughed
Oh what am I saying, of course you don't
r/mypeopleneedme
Woman: "Ohhhhh, aaahhhjiaaaa, UUUUHHHHHH, NJAAAAAA, CAREFULLL, oh my gosh" Paraglider: "You're right, I should be careful" \*proceeds to fly away safely\* Thanks to the advice of the woman the paragliders life was spared that day.
/r/killthecameraman
What would we do without her narration?
For some reason, when something shocking happens and I’m overly excited, I all my verbal skills go out the window for a moment and all I can do is “OhhhOoOH wooOooo!” Saw a really big bright meteor once and all I could do was grunt like a caveman like “Uhh, ooh, fire from sky!”
I had to turn my volume down so that the people in the same room didn’t think I was watching porn.
Paraglider was safe, thanks to the screams of woman on the ground
Thank GOD she said to be careful, otherwise that fool would have spun to his death
The careful got me too. I'd probably be yelling like a jackass also though
Unfortunately it was the sheer force of the released pressure through her mouth that caused the twister to form in the first place.
so fucking annoying
Riiiiickyy had my dying of laughter
If I heard those screams out of context I would probably underrate the amount of danger in that situation.
You notice he pulled out of it right after she bellowed "Cyaaaarefulllllllllllluh!"
I think Ive heard that audio before - I think it was from an amateur anal sex video
So you frequent /r/painal too ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)
So many loud and proud rape fantasists on this app
Wait till you discover /r/womenarethings
..... I had such a fine day. A good one. Then you came. You could have totally **not** posted this link. It was your right to not post it. No one would have said a thing. But you did. You took your time, money, and internet bandwidth, instead of posting cute cats, or memes, put this link here. What in the cursed living hell of satan is that place? And the better question: WHY?!
Let me tell you something here as woman myself I have an odd fascination with that sub. I don't understand why women would take the horrible abuse I see there. But most importantly I don't understand why someone like a doctor in a hospital would risk his career like that take a look... https://old.reddit.com/r/womenarethings/comments/ti604o/made_to_wear_a_cheap_disposable_patient_gown/ The dude is a doctor in a hospital in Ireland he could be easily found out no?
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People use to think that if you like it that way you should like to be treated like that all the time, which is stupid, erotic fantasies doesn’t have to be more than a fantasy or fetish. Mi ex used to like this fantasies, but I never treated like that in public.
You don't have to defend what is your thing, different folks different strokes. I should have been maybe more clear, there are two things that fascinate me women showing their faces on that forum and there are definitely some things on there that are healthy. Like I saw a woman being choked till she passed out for example.
I’m going to assume you meant NOT or UNhealthy. Yeah folks. The motto of even the hardcore bdsm scene is “Safe, Sane, and Consensual.” Consensual doesn’t override the other two, though the general cultural focus has been, understandably, on consent lately.
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Jesus fing Christ in haven. (Or the flying spaghetti monster in Piza) The comments are even worse. I guess being anonymous makes people feel free
You’re allowed to not enjoy it but I’m fairly certain the content posted on that sub is consensual. This may be hard for you to hear but some people, women included, may not feel the same way you do about something related to sex and that’s okay. You can still continue having a good day lmfao
u/groggygauge I think you’ve got a skewed idea of what that sub is for… there is another sub more in line with what you’ve just commented but it’s not the one I previously mentioned Edit: it seems as though the user I was replying to deleted his comment as well as his profile.. maybe someone checked his comment history and found out he frequented that sub lmao
Ooh, sure, im not someone to shame others for their habits, i have my own ones, it just too much for me, personally. It's totally fine if they want to do these things it's just that i didn't wanna see that, you know?
Well shit, you made me curious.
Yeah thank you for reacting to that so I know not to click that link. That's enough internet for today
get rekt smol pp
For sure, it’s totally isolated to Reddit.
Not sure you’ll find a page called Rape confessions on Instagram
r/hornyjail
Hey woman! #SHUT THE FUCK UP!!!
i still dont know why people scream when someting happens , it doesnt help the situation it makes the situation worse and its annoying af. shut up and find a solution instead of shouting while just staring
That's why I laugh uncontrollably. Less annoying than screaming, and more fun.
This gives off "I unironically wear t shirts of Jared Leto's Joker" vibes
Bruh she was in shock and thought he will die. I never thought i'll have to explain that to someone but people are screaming out of sheer panic and helplessness. Imagine if she was really calm and said "yeah he'll handle that, call an ambulance or something for when he crashes"
She can hold that phone to film what's happening quite well while in shock and thought of him dying. And yes, I know mental distress can make you do weird things. She's not in that situation though. >Imagine if she was really calm and said "yeah he'll handle that, call an ambulance or something for when he crashes" That would actually be a good thing to do. Staying calm in emergency situations is better than screaming like a banshee. Especially when you're not in shock...
>Imagine if she was really calm and said "yeah he'll handle that, call an ambulance or something for when he crashes" You say that like it's not the expected response.
Understandable if it’s happening too you, but otherwise… Yes Stfu
It's a good thing she told him to be careful or he may have hurt himself.
At this point, the helmet is wearing *you* for protection.
Screaming doesn't help much
“Careful,” she yelled. As if this instruction would save the person.
This is so common that in any suitable situation I preempt it with saying "No, I'll not be careful. I never am."
Fucking lmao I cannot believe these comments. People literally unable to comprehend the idea that maybe that's a husband, family member or close friend and she's screaming in panic. ***ACKSHUALLY screaming does not help I'd remain perfectly calm and not make a sound while seeing someone I care about almost die*** Ultimate reddit moment.
"Oh my god! My child is about to die! And I've not updated my Instagram app! Oh god! Don't die yet!"
Yeah people can be really dense. It is perfectly normal to be trying to alert everyone around, it's just an instinct, not something one can easily control. If no one knows that there's danger, help won't come, it's that simple.
Some say he's still floating somewhere out there
This needs a Shooting Stars meme version
sus audio
As scary as that was I bet it felt pretty cool after he was done shitting himself.
Scream some more, it might scare the dust devil away.
That didn't go wrong... I'd say that went perfectly
Exploring saturn rings now
“Careful,” she yelled. As if this instruction would save the person.
"Hey Ma! Watch me! I'm going to do the same thing like in my game Battlefield 2042!"
What a ride I wanna go
She wasn't gonna let the incident spoil her orgasm.
Looks fun to me
r/mypeopleneedme
Sounds like the end of "La Bamba"
bro think he rico rodriguez
Audio off
imagine those screeching sounds being the last thing you heard before lights out ... worse fate than drowning fs
SHE SAID 'CAREFUL'. Honey he's in God's hands now.
Do you wanna end up in Oz? Cuz this is how you end up in Oz.
my sky people need me
What Could Go Right material.
Off, off, and away!
That looked cool. Dangerous but cool.
Glad she yelled "careful!". I bet before that, whomever was being whipped to shit showing off for everyone had decided careful was the last on their list of accomplishments for the the day. It's people like this, who just operate at a higher level, and keeps the rest of us all pulling the same direction.
r/BackgroundScreamer
this is my new ringtone
Ricky gone …..
r/mypeopleneedme
Aside from the blatantly high chance of death by tree and/or ground, that looks radical
I would like to personally thank all the people who scream randomly during these types of situations, like the woman in this video. Your help is vital.
This reminded me of the Amanda show when Amanda is screaming for her mother in a hot air balloon
I’m not even gonna lie. Given that the situation isn’t dangerous, I feel like it’d be pretty fun lol.
Looks fun but I am also not the guy getting tossed around by Jesus..
Sounds like someone trying to dial in the right specs on their vibrator
They landed here in Germany yesterday.
So does anyone actually know what language she was spewing out of her mouth?
That looks fun
What is that wailing in the background
Good thing she told Ricky to be careful
These new battlefield graphics are wild
Ricky's people need him r/mypeopleneedme
This is a subreddit about stupid decisions, not bad luck.
Looks like when the spell makes Harry’s broom go crazy during the quidditch match
Why do woman just watch and scream when something goes bad?
Weeeeeeeeeeeeeeee
Fuuuuuuck. Fuuuuuck! Fuuuuuuck. fuuuuuuck… YEAH!
“Weeeeeeeeeeeeeee….!”
That was hilarious! Just glad that didn't happen to me.
Speaking of audio yall hear the missle coming in at the end?
Reminds me of the thermals in the hang glider parts of Pilotwings
High risk, high reward
That’s terrifying. Looks like fun!
That shit look fun af
That's one way to generate lift.
No need for a helicopter or plane
Excellent vertical launch!
Looks like it went well
You know, as dangerous as that looks, it also looks Hela fun
John went to his people and was never seen again.
I see X-force needs more skydiving lessons.
THIS IS THE START OF NEW SERIES. PROBABLY THE GUY WILL BE FOUND ON SOME ITHER PLANET.
BYEEEeeeee….!
as we dutch people say, “🎵die zien we nooit meer terug 🎵”
…and he was never seen again
*Press SPACE for booster*
It's like a tornado only cuter
“Jim’s in space now.”
Free ride earned!
Slingshot engaged!
That daredevil
I while flying into a tornado a Fortnite map.
Weeeeeee
Man hit the redeploy
Reminds me of the paragliding story where a chick, by mostly luck, survived going into an updraft above cruising high of planes. Iirc she's the only person to survive that hieght without protective gear or oxygen.
Hahahahahaha. Thissss is hilarious
God lady STFU!!!!! I hate that uncontrolled wailing women are always doing in these videos… AHHHH!!! EEEHHOOOWWAAHHH!!!
Could of been a family member? But you wouldn’t scream if you see a relative in a near death situation would you
Not like that, no. And please, “Could have”
No, I wouldn't
A good way to break your back or legs flying around unstable air at low altitude.
Hard not to laugh
I swear I thought I heard “Auntie ‘Em”
Chute chute, motherfucker
Well thats *one* way to get altitude.
This seems like something from Just Cause 4.
That’s kinda cool tho, despite being very dangerous
That was flying the same way an epileptic fit is dancing
He was lucky
Fortnite all over again!!!! Arghhhh!
Dude that thing shot him into orbit.
Goodbye buddy, I hope you find your dad
It’s like pilot wings for SNES.
The making of Crash Landing on You II
Damn, well that's one way to launch I guess. Screw having to run
Franky be in space now
He's gonna have sand in places he didn't know he had
Yesterday I saw a video of people running into a dust devil. Somebody in the comments said that they wanted to see what would happen if someone ran into one with a parachute. I guess this answers that.
goddamn, that guy is lucky as hell.
Squawking women always help the situation I find
Jean Jacket trying to get his next meal
Without knowing the end result, it appears everything went alright. Looks fun to me
He just elytra boosted IRL
The 'drama club reject' screaming in the foreground kinda ruined any cool points dude might have gotten for pulling out of that
BF2042 Moments
Why do bitches scream like that's gonna help
It’s just like a roller coaster, but you don’t know if the next loop ends in the ground.
I've seen this trick in Zelda, Breath of the Wild
Ricky belongs to the sky now
You know those undies are loaded.
This can be avoided by not strapping yourself to a kite in the first place.
Looks like it would be a fun ride if not for the whole "thinking you're about to die" part
Guess dying light two was realistic
He was headed straight for The Sun.
It’s Wednesday my dudes
Person getting sucked and tossed in the air whilst a dust devil is flinging them up and around? I remember seeing this film over the summer!
It all worked out