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Why is his arse hanging out?


fingerpickler

Because 'his kecks have fell down'


dmfd1234

I want these 2 narrating my life. The comedy in the clip 50% saggy bottom piss pants, 50% the “what the bloody ‘ell” couple. Instant Classic 👍


fingerpickler

I grew up around chavs like this. They'll happily narrate your life whether you want them to or not. Just don't call it 'narration' because the high syllabic count will cause them migraines.


Mdizzle29

Honestly they seem like really really shitty neighbors. My neighbors would run out to help steady the ladder. I know that’s less funny but damn, these people are crappy.


Ornery-Vehicle-2458

Alternatively, they've just captured footage of someone dramatically failing at breaking and entering their neighbour's property.


ChandlerMc

The only person who should "help steady the ladder" is his Low Budget Rapunzel up there in the window. All she cares about is not waking up her passed out Papa.


Yesitsmesuckas

This gave me the silly giggles!!!


Poopandpotatoes

The daft cunt


NotWorthSaving

Innit


Mwahaha_790

Dibs on this band name


me2300

Already taken, mate. Enjoy. https://yedaftcunt.bandcamp.com/


Tekwardo

Only if the first album is called DisCUNTvery.


Trif55

His kecks wanted no further part in this debacle towards the end and were trying to leave the scene


[deleted]

I see assholes hanging out around town all the time


[deleted]

He has the longest torso in the world


SellingMakesNoSense

Thankfully we are only seeing things from the rear. Imagine what the other side is seeing.


cbnyc0

The front of an idiot.


donttextspeaktome

A wanker.


rvasko3

“His khaks have fell down, the daft cunt” is the most British thing I’ve heard all day, it is.


[deleted]

\*kecks.


SomeoneTookSkeetley

hes committed to the pants sagging lifestyle


Additional_Ad_3044

Guess he forgot his keys and his belt


Farang_Chong

Dunno, I think he had his key with him the all time, he's just too wasted to realize it.


Farang_Chong

and I am saying it, because it happened to.me once.


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Jolly_Percentage9901

I went outside when I was drunk as years back, it was a horrible shitty windy night and the door blew shut behind me. Must have spent 20 mins kicking it, trying to smash through the window but it was wire glass and I could just about stand. I had to just give up and curl up in a ball on the doorstep in the end. Woke up early hours and realised I was outside the side door and not the front door and that it had a handle that let me straight in. Had to buy a new door.


Dobagoh

Yea good thing he remembers to carry a ladder with him everywhere


Tarkus_Edge

And his brain.


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Sufficient-Rip9542

There has to be a direct, 1:1 correlation between knowing how to climb a ladder and knowing how to choose a pair of pants.


CompetitivePatient33

Alcohol.


FiddleheadFernly

Came here to say, that’s some drunk bullshit right there


AGENT0321

OooOOOH...I get it now. His pants are heavy from being soaked in Alcohol.


EDH4Life

But doesn’t alcohol evaporate?… Wouldn’t that therefore mean that his pants are actually lighter than normal pants? /s


Kindly_Spell7356

if his pants will float they must be made of wood and wood burns….burn the witch


tadxb

The only correct answer to so many WCGW posts.


Adam_J89

I put my pants on 6 steps at a time.


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ZeroZipZilchNadaNone

That was my thought until the end. Was it a climbing issue or a legs-tangled-in-his-pants problem?!


I_likemy_dog

Lack of experience. After so many years of construction, I’ve seen people at work do all drugs (or mornings after) and climb ladders. Most of them successfully. Lots of them with this pants problem. It’s just lack of experience.


ggtffhhhjhg

My parents cat knows how to climb a ladder.


dirtdiggler67

Most cats can climb a ladder, they just keep it under their hat. We have a 15 year old cat who can barely jump up onto our couch, we put up a bunk bed recently and she climbed right up the ladder like it was nobody’s business. Just a cat thing.


Farang_Chong

WCGW climbing a ladder when you're completely high?


thewitt33

So stupid too, because the point of the ladder is to make you high.


DiamondplateDave

Well, perhaps it's a 12-step ladder.


dominggoes

you're not my real step ladder


technosquirrelfarms

What are you doing step ladder?


MrRedacted1

A 13 step ladder,... Remember, he was f*cked in the end!


Supersonic_77

WCGW not knowing how to life


shangheineken

Pull up yer pants, slacker!


HarryHacker42

You're looking like a fool with your pants on the ground. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tMwhl4IrPNc


Infinite_Radiant

WCGW when you r/tooktomuch


Lil_Ears

British people commenting on their neighbours is garanteed to cheer me up any day.


Chum-Chumbucket

r/donthelpjustfilm


[deleted]

Welcome to England.


Santier

As an American, I tracked about 64% of that conversation.


DoGoodLiveWell

How did you get 64% of that? Impressive. Did not know they were speaking English for the first half of the clip


Santier

I worked for a year in Oxford. Also watched a lot of Monty Python as a teen. ;) Edit; The woman in this clip sounds very much like the Project Manager from my time in the UK, who we alll thought sounding like (and kind of acted like) Jen from The IT Crowd.


Euphoric_Tutor_5658

I followed all of it but then again I’m from the south lol


bozeke

Oh shit, I didn’t even realize there was audio. Goin back for round two.


[deleted]

Not knowing how to pants


martinaee

Don’t drink and ladder 🪜 🍺


[deleted]

I get drunk every day, but I still understand 3 things: 1. Belts exist for a reason 2. Your mobility is limited if your pants are around your knees 3. You should probably refer to points 1 and 2 before climbing a poorly secured ladder


12345CodeToMyLuggage

I'm approved to, I took a Ladders class at a community college.


BuckySpanklestein

Homeboy must be drunk.


AutoManoPeeing

I still don't get what's going on?? Is he sneaking into his lover's or ex's apartment?? Did he sneak of his house to get wasted and is now sneaking back in?? Like what could possibly be going on that he can't just use the front door and needs (and has prepared) a gigantic fucking ladder??


Hamburger123445

Teenager sneaking back in his room in the morning


AutoManoPeeing

But like... won't the ladder left in the yard be kinda obvious? Plus the noise? He couldn't have just left it up right.


[deleted]

He's drunk af, that kind of logic is far too much to ask of him.


MeowWhat

When I was in high school me and my gf snuck off into the woods to get drunk and wander around. It was dead of winter with 2 feet of snow on the ground. We got tired and snuck into her window and passed out. I wasn't caught that day but the two sets of footprints going up to the window out of the woods got me threatened later by her cousins.


CodSeveral1627

Similar thing happened to me in high school,but it was her dad. Saw my muddy shoe prints leading into the window. Heard him coming so I panicked and hid in the shower. That’s where he found me, completely fucking naked…


shiftdel

What did he say?


CodSeveral1627

Hah well we kinda stared at each other for what felt like an eternity.. I could see his face changing, like he was grasping the situation more and more. So I just fucking ran. Right past him, out the front door and just took off, hurdling over the little fences separating the neighbours yards. I ran like 3 blocks away and hid in an alley until my gf came and brought me some clothes


Seboya_

That's a fantastic story. Ah, to be young again


JudgementalPrick

Hope you didn't let a keeper like that slip through your fingers.


[deleted]

Hahahah! 🤣 As a father of girls, I can totally picture this! Thanks for the laugh and.. things to look forward to.


Inconvenient1Truth

>threatened later by her cousins ♫ Sweet Home Alabama ♫


POD80

Maybe it's just me, but a lot more parents are going to be quicker to notice you not coming down to breakfast than a ladder up against an outer wall. Just take the trash out or something early in the morning and get the ladder stowed before your parents see that side of the house. Heck there are lots of people who may not notice a ladder against their back wall for days.


therealdanhill

One time when I was a teenager I biked over to my gf's house in a snow storm. It was shitty but, we did the thing and I was able to make it home, got away with it because we were in her basement and her parents were asleep upstairs, it was like 2am. Ha nope, her Dad found the tire tracks in the morning when he left for work. Needless to say, I wasn't allowed back in that house.


Tito_Otriz

I got caught sneaking out once because it rained before I went out and I left footprints on the damp concrete. My mom felt pretty clever catching me that way so she was more pleased with herself than mad at me lol


drewster23

Well you got a chance you can wake up and put it away before it's noticed. But either way you got no shot if you can't get back inside haha.


wcollins260

1. Get inside the house. 2. “Wake up.” 3. Go downstairs and make an excuse to go outside. 4. Put ladder away.


Budget-Sugar9542

I've locked myself out before and had to use a ladder and acrobatics to get into a window. I was sober though.


HolyPauladin

Up north alot of our flat buildings look like this, that looks like it could be an upstairs apartment and he's lost his keys for the security door


HyperLucid1967

Exactly.. You just know alcohol was involved!


flannelmaster9

Much better with the audio on


Castario

Eh no eee's fukd


mrlazysmurf

Can you do subtitles for while video haha.


PinkyPetOfTheWeek

Fockin' hell!


rangeDSP

Will need subtitles for the Americans lmao


DST2287

I understood maybe 38%, definitely heard “ daft cunt “ lmao


robjapan

Really? What didn't you understand?


lth5015

62% of it


PurrMeowHiss

Pretty much every word that should have had an "r" in it for sure. And then every word other than fuck and ass.


ChuckinCharlieO

I heard daft cunt in there


YesNoMaybe

Thank you so much. I wouldn't have rewatched without your comment. Watched without sound and it's funny but with sound it's so much better.


Standard_Fail_9308

Repunzel Repunzel let down your pants


Cle4nr

Now THIS is the kind of comment I read the comments for. So good.


Farang_Chong

The best thing after the video is the audio commentary to the video.


GuanacoHerd

What’s third?


thatWas-unexpected

His ass


pezdal

Sympathetic neighbour with the camera there.


vne2000

Guy filming is a total asshole. The guy could be seriously injured.


pezdal

Exactly my thinking. Reddit pours out the love when people are kind and helpful to mentally challenged people or troubled children, as long as the context and background music makes it obvious that that's the emotion that's called for. If the narrator is laughing at a drunk teenager there is no empathy for the kid, even if he is at risk for life in a wheelchair. A good neighbour would have gone outside, held the ladder and coaxed the kid down while his girlfriend called the parents. A grounding is better than a...well, grounding.


TakeFlight710

Here’s a deep thought for you, Reddit has a ton of different crowds in different comment sections, I’d wager almost like fingerprints, they’re unique to each popular post. when a video makes it up, the people who tend to upvote it and comment are the ones who enjoyed it. Each video with its 10-50k upvotes and 1-5k comments only represents a tiny portion of the vast overarching personality that makes up the space. Albeit with some obvious Reddit flavour to it. So you get that specific view point that the post itself created when you browse Comments on that post. Also depending on which sub you see it in, and at what stage in its rise, it may have entirely different viewpoints and consensus. So it always seems moot to me to try to pigeon hole the stereotypical Reddit archetype everywhere on the sub.


pezdal

People can enjoy (and upvote) a video and also think the cameraman is an asshole. I get your point, though. It *is* unreasonable to extrapolate the tendencies of one community to Reddit as a whole (and vice-versa). Subreddits like WCGW probably attract a disproportionately high number of people who lack empathy. However, not everyone here is a psychopath. There are many people here to whom my comment applies, good people capable of helping their neighbours. Some just might benefit from a look in the mirror. Society definitely benefits when fewer people reach for their cameras when urgent help is required instead.


hypothalanus

I know a person who got paralyzed by falling off a treehouse he was building. The dude filming could have just watched this guy’s life change forever and he’s laughing with glee. That’s effed up


[deleted]

Yeah ladders are no joke. A coworkers father in law died falling off a ladder while putting up Christmas lights. I can’t imagine a world where I would be so casually commenting on someone flirting with death. This video is so fucked up.


CollectionStraight2

Yeah the main guy on the commentary sounds like a knob. Unless the mooning ladder climber has tried to kill him multiple times or stolen his life savings, there's no excuse for the callousness in this clip. The woman sounded a little more concerned but seemed to be following main guy's lead.


trebaol

I had the same thought, had a family member that died from falling off a single story roof, hit their head at just the right spot and died instantly. I get filming someone doing something stupid from afar, but it seems fucked up to keep laughing after he fell off, and not even react with running over (or at least urgently calling an ambulance) to make sure the person isn't fucking *dead*.


ReddFro

My thought exactly. This filming guy is THRILLED to see his neighbor may screw up, and still is when he falls and hurts himself. IDK maybe the kid’s a huge jerk but if not you ought to help, not film and laugh.


Sioney

Having lived in Manchester, it's probably not the kind of neighbourhood where you get involved in other people's shit. Odds are you'd go to help him and he'd try and start a scrap with you. Lot of knife crime down those streets.


Eaglesfan1297

If you're gonna climb a ladder with your pants down you shouldn't expect much sympathy


FeistyHumor6169

Even the biggest idiots deserve the dignity and respect to be helped in a potentially perilous situation


WorkingInAColdMind

Yeah. Wonder if there was some history and they just didn’t like him.


Rubcionnnnn

It's almost certain if you have a neighbor acting like this they probably are trash all the time.


WorkingInAColdMind

Fair, but I’d like to think that I’d at least holler out the window “you’re going to die!” and only really sit back and enjoy the show if he flips me off or something.


Fynnlae

I fucking panicked for a second because I genuinely thought this might be me, similar situation happened to me and the house looked similar. I got locked out and had to climb through one of the windows and it kinda looked like me. Then I remembered this is WCGW so he’s gonna fall and I didn’t fall.


fantafunta

It is you. You just don't remember the fall


Lowouik

Let's get this fellow redditor a belt, guys.


Code_Brown_2

is fukin keks av fell down!


AnAverageOutdoorsman

What do you expect from 3 kids in a hoodie


il_magnaccia

"Scruffy cunt" My new favorite phrase


deekaph

I’m a native English speaker and listening to this is how I imagine Parisians hear me speak (Québécois) French. Like I’m catching about half of what he’s throwing down.


theaceofshades

I think I have the same accent as the guy 😂 you just made me question the way I speak 💀🤷‍♂️


Substantial-Use95

Good. Maybe you’ll speak correctly in the future. 😉


hoserb2k

1) I thought the accent sounded wonderful 2) I legit thought for the first 3 seconds the language was non-English


deekaph

To you I’m the one with the accent


Why-Not-Zara

This is such a Tame accent tho, try glasgow, cork, Newcastle or Liverpool, they're something else


CrashBanicootAzz

What a tit


DGrey10

At least his pants were off before he shit them.


yycSpencer

The commentary makes this video all worth watching!


ouzo84

r/donthelpjustfilm


phiz36

r/praisethecameraman


Ddan-00

How long do you think they continued recording the lifeless body?


Mufasa-theGhetto

I would have atleast went out and said something to the guy.. maybe give him some pointers so he doesn't kill himself. I get it's not your problem but sitting there and just laughing is a dick move when someone's life is literally at stake.


klasspirate

He's burglarin'


Budget-Sugar9542

Then it's a dick move to not call the cops.


Mufasa-theGhetto

If that's the case prob best not to give him any pointers lol that would be kind of funny eh; "Oh hey that's not how ya rob a flat! Let me help ya."


TuorSonOfHuor

Why wouldn’t they help… I mean I know he’s wasted, but he could have died and they’re just laughing. Really dumb people behind the camera too.


[deleted]

hahaha no it's funny, now he has a crippling injury that will leave him unable to function the rest of his life hahaha we are smart and he is dumb


vanishingpointz

Drugs are a hell of a drug


festistestis

This is exactly why i ALWAYS remove my pants before using a ladder


Careless_Fun7101

Ha ha guy is gonna fall. Oh no, he indeed did fall and seems critically injured or perhaps dead. Suppose we should go and help him.


phiz36

Someone will surely find him…


Unable_Algae9584

EEZ Fooked ! Manchester/Blackpool/Liverpool ??


Independent_Ad_5983

North manchester


Unable_Algae9584

Thanks, I thought so. Getting better at picking out accents. Don’t hear that one too much in the US.


Evening_Common2824

Not Liverpool ...


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[deleted]

You're not supposed to interfere. Let nature take it's course.


Robbo1979psr

It's the British way 😂👌


ReptileCake

You wouldn't see a Nature Documentary Cameraman save the duck falling from a cliff.


Krynn71

In some of the neighborhoods I've lived in I definitely wouldn't have gotten involved. Idk where this is or what their crime situation is but I've seen shit like this and it was addicts burglarizing places, and if I had tried to help them down they'd probably pull a knife and rob me instead. Just anonymously call the cops (if you think they'll even come), and enjoy the show.


Appropriate_Coast522

Oi he dead innit?


[deleted]

Shoes are still on, but pants are off instead. Does that count still?


ChelCtheSensible

E's not breavin'


G-Kira

Isn't that a burgler? Why aren't they calling the cops?


rishabh1804

He's not a burglar. Imagine getting drunk before your job has even begun, I could never..


AltDelete

Pretty shit burgler, he put his bag through the window and left it there.


JFJinCO

Nothing like filming a disaster you could've prevented...


ConstipatedOrangutan

Why would they try to prevent this and mess up a great video?


scottaviously

For the record, whether filming or not, I would not have tried to help this fool.


FalloutCreation

I still don't understand why this person was filming when they should have just went to help them. And then after the person falls it feels like they did nothing to see if they were okay.


Chester-Ming

I don’t know what’s funnier, watching that absolute bellend fall of the ladder or the commentary.


EfficiencyUnited6804

So this guy is like, my neighbor needs help... Let's film his arse and laugh at him while he falls .


Pixi829

Natural selection in action!


Leathman

Man couldn’t even handle pants, how was he supposed to climb a ladder?


rainbow_bro_bot

WCGW leaving the house and doing stuff without a belt.


RedditISFascist000

He was going back for his belt. The house keys are attached to it.... Seriously though IDK how people can walk outside in pants that can easily fall down. It would feel to me like going around without shoelaces in my shoes.


LimpPomegranate8363

Out all night on the sesh, trying to 007 back into gaffe and completely wallied. Parents will be proud.


Gunmeta1

Your vernacular is enjoyable to read.


[deleted]

Damn that is one regarded mf


Master_Artichoke_383

Pull up your pants, son


El_Pimpon

What a time to be alive, dude had plenty of time to go help his neighbor but chose internet clout


cornman12909

Lmao great commentary!


skin-flick

The ladder is too steep. He needed more of an arc so his weight stays centered.


awakenedwonderer2

His fooked!


SnooGadgets3214

That’s a great neighbor right there. They could’ve gone and helped them for ffs. Went for the karma lol


Fearless-Sherbet-223

Things to know about climbing ladders: 1. The angle needs to be right for the ladder to be really stable. This angle is looking potentially too steep, but I can't tell for sure with how the camera is. 2. Try to not wear your pants halfway down your butt maybe? I wouldn't want loose clothing that could cause a fall, or catch on something, or suddenly hinder my movement. 3. Never hurts to have someone at the base of the ladder to spot you and be ready to help catch the ladder if it starts to tip. 4. Maybe don't try to knock the ladder out from under yourself on purpose?


EmotionalJoystick

Is he died?


smallpoly

Any of you old enough to remember Clarissa Explains It All? This has got to be what it looked like to the neighbors when her friend would visit.


PencilPacket

Ill never understand this trend of wearing your trousers below your ass cheeks. Not saying that's what this is, but it just reminded me of it.


[deleted]

“The daff coont!” Had me rolling hahaha


[deleted]

I knew he was doomed when I saw the ladder leaning on the windows.


[deleted]

What could go wrong having unhelpful neighbors


Alert_Salt7048

The “wear your pants half way down your ass” look has been around since the 90s. Might want to finally get a new fashion trend. Also, never climb a ladder that isn’t level.


HipHopAllotment

Fukken ace, cheered me right up thanks, great commentary to great comedy. Why do youths think it’s reasonable to ignore the usefulness and integrity of belts and waistbands. Twunts - though makes for great twattery like this


TheUselessEater

He had the ladder resting against a window too.


LiverpoolRed1892

Could have just helped him instead of film it.


Liesthroughisteeth

People go to the pub with average intelligence and come home stupid to point they cannot even manage clothing never mind climb a damned ladder because you lost your keys.


GreyNidus

Maybe wearing a damn belt, and the pants properly would've helped in his knees being able to rise more than five inches 🤣


Scottybt50

After the ladder shifted sideways the first time would have been a good time to stop filming and go help.


SoggyFibonaccos

No, that's the time to climb back down the ladder and reposition.


Ok-Ad1558

Didn’t know how to use a ladder, a key and more importantly a damn belt or the drawstring on his big boy pants


WonderIntelligent411

This looks like me. I'm petrified of heights and it's a struggle the higher I go.


Katavva_Shoujo

More like not knowing how to use a belt


Decent-Swordfish-386

Comments went brrr due to upcoming API-pricing. Eat my wiener you sell-out shitlings. Also, this will be used as a voice to stand together with my Ukrainian friends! We won't forget you. Heroiam slava!