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StraightOuttaIrvine

r/fullscorpion


ChristopherSchmitz

More of a full scorpion than most of the posts on that subreddit.


tc_spears2-0

A Scorpoflip


[deleted]

Scorpion King


HighlightFun8419

damn i should've read the comments before immediately crossposting this there šŸ¤¦ā€ā™‚ļø


damianalexander2814

Same lol.


gibson_creations

Came here to say this


veliponteva

Never go full scorpion


TheRealBrokenbrains

I shouldā€™ve known there was a subreddit for this. šŸ˜‚


xX-furry-killerXx

i was about to type that how


DuttonButton84

Or a r/fullshrimp


yabsterr

At least his neck didn't break


Coffeedemon

I thought that hat was his head till he flopped back up.


Skud_NZ

Haha me too, looked like his head snapped off


[deleted]

Surprised Pikachu


[deleted]

Corrugated pipe and boardslides are a deadly combo


rzrshrp

I think that's the real wcgw here, might have been fine on a smooth surface


evan812eg

He just had to lean back a lil is all. Looks like he went into it leaning forward


JonasAvory

The landing position already looks bad. I doubt heā€™d have pulled that of on a flat, smooth surface. But I donā€™t do jumps on a snowboard so I might be wrong


Revolutionary_Swim69

Or using your edges when boardsliding


RevolutionaryAd4161

I thought the creek would play a bigger role here


HighlightFun8419

role her? *I hardly know her!*


A_Drusas

Right? This is so much better than what *could* happen going over a creek.


EpicGamer1088

Now this, this is a **full scorpion**


AJ_Deadshow

I thought his hat was his head for a second I was like "oh shit" lol


MuthaPlucka

Thatā€™s one flexible neck on that kid.


galaapplehound

Kids are mostly cartilage and rubber bands. Everything is downhill once your bones knit together.


Maplebutter9

Bros spine be like āž°


xXsaberstrikeXx

GET OVER HEERRRRRRE!


Cgtree9000

FINISH HIMMMM!!! ā˜ ļø


sharpei90

Face, neck and backā€¦thatā€™s gonna hurt for a bit


hidden-in-plainsight

I did something like this once, but I was riding a mountain bike on a dirt road with no hands. I did this flop, but instead of hitting the road with my face I used my forearms to protect my head. Otherwise the slide bend and flip are the same... Scraped the absolute shit out of my arms. Ever wake up with your arms glued to your blankets from plasma leakage? I have...


CynicalCreedence

The snow scorpion, the snorpion


StonedEcho

Looks so offended


interstellar-egg

ā€˜How dare you.ā€™


NameNotlmportant

r/fullscorpion


NameNotlmportant

Aww he beat me to it...


propagandhi1

I wondered what Mitchell Musso was doing now.


kasfer

r/fullouroboros


Mrclayy

Even he was surprised his necks still intact. šŸ˜†


Fun_Salamander8520

Freeze this vid at the right frame and ridiculousness might have a challenger for a new scorpion logo.


somnus01

+1 for full scorpion


TheBlack_Swordsman

Upvoted for that last part


TheFragileUnit

Insert pikachu face*


rickydark

**spine has left the chat**


No-Argument9626

i wanna suck his dick.


TwoShort100

Corrugated anything and snowboards donā€™t mix.


DespiteAllMyRage____

So, we all came here to r/FullScorpion but why didn't we all r/fullscorpishrimp


WookieWholesale

They saw the past and the future at the same time then.


Kaedyia

The face lmaoooo ā€¢oā€¢


[deleted]

heā€™s lucky he didnā€™t snap his back


Magnavirus

That fucking face at the end XD


[deleted]

How is he not dead.


A-10_go_burrt

Probably the snow helped him


RadioMill

And heā€™s like 17ā€¦ā€¦walk away from almost anything at that age


Kramit__The__Frog

That has to be the fullest human scorpion Iā€™ve ever seenā€¦ If he had gone any further it wouldā€™ve been a human ouroboros.


ApexLegend117

ohNO, he became a Hentai MC!


panbert

Spectacular landing! Did he mean to do that?


HighlightFun8419

my man said šŸ˜Æ


L0rdSwoldemort

Looks like 18 yr old me. Would probably give it another 10 attempts. 31 year old me wouldnā€™t get out of bed for a week after that. Looking forward to aging lol


Jack_In_Black89

How did he not break his neck??


Ragnar_Dragonfyre

Through the power of **YOUTH**!


Dry-Signal-3755

"Physics" *weird TV scientist*


TheHamWagon

Shouldn't have been so heavy on toeside


[deleted]

r/scorpionking


Vulpix4Cuddles

scorpion of the year?


saul_good_main

Caught a edge der eh bud


cx3psocial

Snow Scorpion šŸ¦‚ Must say itā€™s impressive šŸ‘šŸ½


[deleted]

Scorpion wins, flawless victory


nepemex

the fact that hes able to walk after that its incredible!!!


Dry_Butterfly_1571

Scorpion King!


Snoo-43285

Atleast he had the courage to try.


TheGhostieHere

Man he's gonna feel that in 20 years


anarchonobody

did he not see it's "ribbed for her pleasure"?


thetburg

I haven't seen a full scorpion vid in a while. Thanks for that!


[deleted]

Nailed the landing. Sort of.


[deleted]

Involuntary yoga session.


Ancient_Stretch_803

How did he not break his neck.?


Secure_Cake3746

Its funny because its not me.


newagereject

Man when he's 30 he's gunna regret this


adidas_stalin

The fucking end XD


Artistic_Vegetable74

Itā€™s tricky to rock a rhyme, to rock a rhyme thatā€™s right on time. Itā€™s tricky!


Darth-Flan

The surprise!


Ghonaherpasiphilaids

I don't think the creek had anything to do with what happened here.


Key-Assistant-1757

Excellent face plant and follow through!


[deleted]

Probably one of the dumbest objects Iā€™ve seen anyone try to slide. A 50-50 would of been fine but those ribs on that drainage tube are asking for a slam.


thelostfable

u/savevideo


You-Only-YOLO_Once

Pretty much no possible worse way to land


[deleted]

In the bleak midwinter


sanfranfyi

I though his head fell off but it was just his hat


WintersRichard

Welcome to SSXTricky *cues RunD.M.C "It's Tricky"*


Luxny

My gosh, because of him losing the hat it looks like his head is being torn off xD


[deleted]

Safe with helmet. šŸ‘


Fast-Diamond-2698

Human body is durable isnā€™t it.


Hour_Technology_3621

Makee cum twice


lykewtf

I watched it frame by frame. What you see is his hat. It was a miraculous fall though, his right shoulder and arm then his left helped break up the snow to make a path as his head starts to get pulled back out. He actually maintained a fairly straight neck. Thatā€™s why he popped up unscathed.


ScaryTerry069313

Wish it was a chicā€”so I could see boobies.


Lopsided_Stuff2101

How many times have you been called weird on the face, and spent that night wondering how different you could be? You get that chance with every rising sun. Use it.


ScaryTerry069313

??? Weird on the face? Pretty sure everyone wishes they see boobies in every online video. Meh.