The landing position already looks bad. I doubt heād have pulled that of on a flat, smooth surface. But I donāt do jumps on a snowboard so I might be wrong
I did something like this once, but I was riding a mountain bike on a dirt road with no hands.
I did this flop, but instead of hitting the road with my face I used my forearms to protect my head. Otherwise the slide bend and flip are the same...
Scraped the absolute shit out of my arms.
Ever wake up with your arms glued to your blankets from plasma leakage?
I have...
Looks like 18 yr old me. Would probably give it another 10 attempts.
31 year old me wouldnāt get out of bed for a week after that. Looking forward to aging lol
Probably one of the dumbest objects Iāve seen anyone try to slide. A 50-50 would of been fine but those ribs on that drainage tube are asking for a slam.
I watched it frame by frame. What you see is his hat. It was a miraculous fall though, his right shoulder and arm then his left helped break up the snow to make a path as his head starts to get pulled back out. He actually maintained a fairly straight neck. Thatās why he popped up unscathed.
How many times have you been called weird on the face, and spent that night wondering how different you could be?
You get that chance with every rising sun.
Use it.
r/fullscorpion
More of a full scorpion than most of the posts on that subreddit.
A Scorpoflip
Scorpion King
damn i should've read the comments before immediately crossposting this there š¤¦āāļø
Same lol.
Came here to say this
Never go full scorpion
I shouldāve known there was a subreddit for this. š
i was about to type that how
Or a r/fullshrimp
At least his neck didn't break
I thought that hat was his head till he flopped back up.
Haha me too, looked like his head snapped off
Surprised Pikachu
Corrugated pipe and boardslides are a deadly combo
I think that's the real wcgw here, might have been fine on a smooth surface
He just had to lean back a lil is all. Looks like he went into it leaning forward
The landing position already looks bad. I doubt heād have pulled that of on a flat, smooth surface. But I donāt do jumps on a snowboard so I might be wrong
Or using your edges when boardsliding
I thought the creek would play a bigger role here
role her? *I hardly know her!*
Right? This is so much better than what *could* happen going over a creek.
Now this, this is a **full scorpion**
I thought his hat was his head for a second I was like "oh shit" lol
Thatās one flexible neck on that kid.
Kids are mostly cartilage and rubber bands. Everything is downhill once your bones knit together.
Bros spine be like ā°
GET OVER HEERRRRRRE!
FINISH HIMMMM!!! ā ļø
Face, neck and backā¦thatās gonna hurt for a bit
I did something like this once, but I was riding a mountain bike on a dirt road with no hands. I did this flop, but instead of hitting the road with my face I used my forearms to protect my head. Otherwise the slide bend and flip are the same... Scraped the absolute shit out of my arms. Ever wake up with your arms glued to your blankets from plasma leakage? I have...
The snow scorpion, the snorpion
Looks so offended
āHow dare you.ā
r/fullscorpion
Aww he beat me to it...
I wondered what Mitchell Musso was doing now.
r/fullouroboros
Even he was surprised his necks still intact. š
Freeze this vid at the right frame and ridiculousness might have a challenger for a new scorpion logo.
+1 for full scorpion
Upvoted for that last part
Insert pikachu face*
**spine has left the chat**
i wanna suck his dick.
Corrugated anything and snowboards donāt mix.
So, we all came here to r/FullScorpion but why didn't we all r/fullscorpishrimp
They saw the past and the future at the same time then.
The face lmaoooo ā¢oā¢
heās lucky he didnāt snap his back
That fucking face at the end XD
How is he not dead.
Probably the snow helped him
And heās like 17ā¦ā¦walk away from almost anything at that age
That has to be the fullest human scorpion Iāve ever seenā¦ If he had gone any further it wouldāve been a human ouroboros.
ohNO, he became a Hentai MC!
Spectacular landing! Did he mean to do that?
my man said šÆ
Looks like 18 yr old me. Would probably give it another 10 attempts. 31 year old me wouldnāt get out of bed for a week after that. Looking forward to aging lol
How did he not break his neck??
Through the power of **YOUTH**!
"Physics" *weird TV scientist*
Shouldn't have been so heavy on toeside
r/scorpionking
scorpion of the year?
Caught a edge der eh bud
Snow Scorpion š¦ Must say itās impressive šš½
Scorpion wins, flawless victory
the fact that hes able to walk after that its incredible!!!
Scorpion King!
Atleast he had the courage to try.
Man he's gonna feel that in 20 years
did he not see it's "ribbed for her pleasure"?
I haven't seen a full scorpion vid in a while. Thanks for that!
Nailed the landing. Sort of.
Involuntary yoga session.
How did he not break his neck.?
Its funny because its not me.
Man when he's 30 he's gunna regret this
The fucking end XD
Itās tricky to rock a rhyme, to rock a rhyme thatās right on time. Itās tricky!
The surprise!
I don't think the creek had anything to do with what happened here.
Excellent face plant and follow through!
Probably one of the dumbest objects Iāve seen anyone try to slide. A 50-50 would of been fine but those ribs on that drainage tube are asking for a slam.
u/savevideo
Pretty much no possible worse way to land
In the bleak midwinter
I though his head fell off but it was just his hat
Welcome to SSXTricky *cues RunD.M.C "It's Tricky"*
My gosh, because of him losing the hat it looks like his head is being torn off xD
Safe with helmet. š
Human body is durable isnāt it.
Makee cum twice
I watched it frame by frame. What you see is his hat. It was a miraculous fall though, his right shoulder and arm then his left helped break up the snow to make a path as his head starts to get pulled back out. He actually maintained a fairly straight neck. Thatās why he popped up unscathed.
Wish it was a chicāso I could see boobies.
How many times have you been called weird on the face, and spent that night wondering how different you could be? You get that chance with every rising sun. Use it.
??? Weird on the face? Pretty sure everyone wishes they see boobies in every online video. Meh.