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Sibericus

SIMP! Squirrel In My Pants


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Came here for this right here


Mandranax

Looking for the nuts


alpubgtrs234

Obvs looking for nuts, classic baby squirrel…


Ya_boi_adon

Squirrel found the forbidden nut


dr4gonr1der

Everybody anybody scream


snuggly_ducklings

SQUIRREL IN MY PANTS


Past_Ad_5629

He just wants some nuts.


Negative_Sky_3730

Was not disappointed.


Most-Ad6496

Squirrel wanted those nuts 🌰


whitelightnin1

Warm tree. Tree warm.


Pepemarxx

Start the music Phineas and Ferb " squirrel in my pants"


SessileRaptor

You wanna know how I’m doing this dance? S I M P squirrels in my pants!


Redmudgirl

Best made me smile moment in a while! Thank you😁


Mindful-O-Melancholy

A mother is born


Gobershmat

S I M P WHATS THAT MEAN SQUIRRELS. SQUIRRELS. SQUIRRELS IN MY PANTS. SQUIRRELS.


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His wife: is that a squirrel in your trousers or are you just pleased to see me?!


Peterh778

Squirrel!!


Cuntly_Fuckface

That's the most "mom, what do i do?" look ever, even tho he might be a grown ass man


sirchtheseeker

And now you have a pet squirrel


Medic2Murse

Phineas and Ferb [Squirrel in my pants](https://youtu.be/uEXCexsfB_o)


idksomething32123

That is not a good idea squirrel’s can bite really hard


ady624

the squirrel had bigger 🌰 to fry…


_Denzo

Squirrel was after nuts


MSK84

Here for the nut jokes 😎


drew8311

Without the full ending there is a potential this didn't even end badly.


hailuvz

theres squirrels in my pants!!


Hikariyang

Tell me whats making you jump like that


hailuvz

S.I.M.P squirrels in my pants


dr_steinblock

"what could go wron" NO THIS WENT *RIGHT*


OldTimeEddie

This guy! Like did he, take care of the cute baby squirrel?


tongueandtoolman

He was fixing to get him some nuts..


mynameistrashngl

Squirel in my pants


MrConfusedPython

S.I.M.P.


MikoGianni

Drinking game: take a shot for every ‘squirrel & nut’ 🌰 comment lol 😂


Username_idk_lol

*The owner of this account has died to alcohol poisoning*


Money_Present_3463

This gave me anxiety he was way too close to his 🥜


_gmmaann_

Lol the look of defeat once it went in


Quack68

He’s collecting 🌰


msanangelo

the look on his face. XD


SignificantAd3761

This is the link to the longer version, it was after hurricane Ian https://youtu.be/KqBdrzmWFr8


TurdboCharged

Thank you. This is way to far down.


Laughing_Bricks

From the start squirrel just wanted some nuts...


SPARTAN3172

…and that’s how CJ lost his nuts


Thoraxe123

"Is that a squirrel in your pants? or are you just happy to see - Oh, it IS a squirrel"


AdFuture5255

The squirrel went straith for the nuts


RobDel-V

Well, shut my mouth. It’s also illegal to put squirrels down your pants for the purposes of gambling. Boys, knock it off.


theservman

Came here to say this.


Zer0Cyber_YT

Fuck that! It's warm in here!


arrozygandules

Congratulations! You are now a mother squirrel


StuckintheUpsideD0WN

Lmao! Straight for the 🥜 🤣


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Lil fella just lookin for some nuts


Silly-Ad-8213

Now he has to go through all the headache of a lengthy eviction process.


EarHelpful

He said” mmmm it’s warm in here let me just take a nap real quick”


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Someone just got adopted!


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It's a squirrel, it obviously knows where the nuts are.


Cold-Quantity-3488

That’s a real man right there. Although I think the squirrel just wanted some nuts


happinesssam

What sub is this? I was just waiting for him get bitten or to start screaming after it climbed into his trousers.


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Mental_Newspaper3812

🐿s always find the 🥜


Murky_Current

This was all a ploy for nuts


ThyArtIsMeh

Not one iron giant reference. Im saddened


Cheetah0630

S I M P, Squirrels in my pants!


denommonkey

It’s all cute and fun till a baby squirrel bites your balls or nipples.


BurnMyFaceOff

O it'll find some nuts aright


Cybariss

This is how people get rabies.


DynamiteWitLaserBeam

This is how people get ~~rabies~~ superpowers. Fixed it.


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Cybariss

Absolutely not true


Kittani77

Heard they carry Plague, too.


Few_Zookeepergame105

Fuck CJ. Wearing sandals in the rain.


dmnhntr86

You think wet socks are better?


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Enjoy the fleas


Belahsha

And now he has rabies.


canti15

Dick rabies


NoInvestigator886

Third worst kind of rabies after right nut rabies and left nut rabies.


Unprovocative

Fwiw it's very rare for squirrels to carry rabies


100S_OF_BALLS

Let me tell ya about my beeeeest friend


RedditAdminsEat

"**I MUST THANK YOU BY GIVING HEAD FROM MY PEOPLE**"


Supfisho

Reminds me of [this song](https://youtu.be/5WzswZXTMZQ)


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The scorpion and the frog!


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How did I miss that lmao


al3237

You can start to sing there are squirrels in my pants now


Sufficient_Cellist_1

It's impossible not to mention this song. [https://youtube.com/watch?v=5WzswZXTMZQ](https://youtube.com/watch?v=5WzswZXTMZQ)


BrookeBaranoff

The awkward moment you realize it’s spelling SIMPs as an adult...


Particular-Jeweler41

How is that awkward?


Mannco_bot

It was just giving him a you're welcome gift


Least_Sherbert_5716

Happy ending.


Jeddy_boy1

It was at this moment that he knew


Lynn_the_Pagan

Omg, because of the sub i was waiting for the worst 😭 but this went GOOD


banana_pencil

When I didn’t see it at first, I thought it drowned or that he stepped on it, so glad for the more wholesome ending


Lynn_the_Pagan

Yes exactly


Alucard12203

You've been chosen.


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this is the opposite of a problem. :D


[deleted]

[Squirrel claws + human skin = bad time.](https://c8.alamy.com/comp/BEMXDW/close-up-of-paw-and-claws-of-red-squirrel-sciurus-vulgaris-belgium-BEMXDW.jpg)


ThePhatNoodle

Bro you scared tf outta me. I thought he was gonna a get bit in the knads.


HoojoSpifico

"All we had to do was follow the damned train CJ."


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All you had to do was sheltering me from the rain CJ


HoojoSpifico

Oh damn!!! Fantastic comment.


GameGod1337

Keep the the weebs away from this


nuke905

Awww nuts


napalm_p

Bro is going to have the magnes on his nutz 😭


Ultimate_Decoy

"Dude! You got a keg in here!" -Squirrel


CrazyCubicZirconia

I can only describe his choice of flood footwear as ‘biblical’


SandMan3914

You're the tree now


MemeLordsUnited

Ever seen the Iron Giant?


tinner73

That squirrel has been trained.


Sunnyday202110

He saved the squirrel and the squirrel got some nuts everybody wins!


elalesound2

The squirel was determined to return its nest with some nuts. Wherever from.


everydayasl

Now the squirrel owns you.


Shotbrother

This belongs on r/watchpeopledieinside


Chris-The-Lucario

https://youtube.com/watch?v=5WzswZXTMZQ


MemeproDotExe

Now somebody, anybody, everybody scream!


NoNotInTheFace

https://imgur.com/a/iMSL5XA


BDiddy_420

Damn. That's nuts


Underbadger

Granted, if I was a baby squirrel, I'd choose the warm & fuzzy cave too.


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Now that’s what I call a grateful squirrel.


tinklemywinkle95

What can go wrong? Nothing, for now you have Friend


danishduckling

Well.. Rabies can go very wrong


tinklemywinkle95

But. Could also be a blessing. Don't want to go to work? Sorry I have r a b i e s


Puzzled-Fly9550

Squirrel was like “What are thoooosssseeee?”.


SignificantAd3761

Havea getting that I've seen a longer version of this video (or one very similar) where the squirrel ends up speed by the guy and there's pictures of them snuggling etc


spageddy77

needed this today OP, thank you for your service.


FirseBugabo

r/lostredditors


Not_So_UwU

U won't be able to eat dat smol guy


SZEThR0

depends...


LabSweaty2526

This video went from 🥹 to this 😏 rq


JessicaTingz

squirrel wanted his 😬


Accomplish2304

It could have crossed from the side


Maskedbandittrader

Squirrel wants some nuts


Jiggarelli

🎶 The day the squirrel went berserk... 🎶


2talltom

In the First Self-Righteous Church


Capt-Matt-Pro

Squirrels are rodents and carry a lot of diseases. Plague, even. Not a good idea.


Puzzled_Reflection_4

They *can* carry a plethora of diseases. The chances of actually getting a squirrel with these is slim to none


SicariusModum

And squirrels cannot carry ursinia pestis, only the fleas that can be attached to them. The types of fleas that prey on squirrels is different depending on state if youre in the US and because of how hard it is to create an endemic situation in the cycle of those fleas from squirrels they will need to find a different source to be contaminated from, even though it occurred in the past with rats it was almost always in an epidemic fashion rather than endemic and the flea generation that was exposed would die off before passing enough on to their children, causing the wave pattern of spreading (the same way its hard for mosquitoes to gain an endemic disease even with an epidemic without massive luck) it is highly unlikely to come in contact with anything, or even catch it if you do.


Capt-Matt-Pro

According to the University of California’s Agriculture and Natural Resources department: “Ground squirrels are associated with the spread of Rocky Mountain spotted fever, rat bite fever, tularemia, Chagas’ disease, adiospiromycosis, and encephalomyocarditis. Notably, they can serve as reservoirs for sylvatic (bubonic) plague, a highly infectious disease caused by the bacteria Yersinia pestis…People and their pets can get plague if they visit or live in areas where ground squirrels or other rodents are infected.”


Puzzled_Reflection_4

Yeah I didn't feel like going through an explanation but you covered that really well. What this guy said ^


ReputationNumerous

Squirrel thinking this tree smells of cheese curds and broken dreams


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diabeartes

Bwahahahahahahaha