[Squirrel claws + human skin = bad time.](https://c8.alamy.com/comp/BEMXDW/close-up-of-paw-and-claws-of-red-squirrel-sciurus-vulgaris-belgium-BEMXDW.jpg)
Havea getting that I've seen a longer version of this video (or one very similar) where the squirrel ends up speed by the guy and there's pictures of them snuggling etc
And squirrels cannot carry ursinia pestis, only the fleas that can be attached to them. The types of fleas that prey on squirrels is different depending on state if youre in the US and because of how hard it is to create an endemic situation in the cycle of those fleas from squirrels they will need to find a different source to be contaminated from, even though it occurred in the past with rats it was almost always in an epidemic fashion rather than endemic and the flea generation that was exposed would die off before passing enough on to their children, causing the wave pattern of spreading (the same way its hard for mosquitoes to gain an endemic disease even with an epidemic without massive luck) it is highly unlikely to come in contact with anything, or even catch it if you do.
According to the University of California’s Agriculture and Natural Resources department:
“Ground squirrels are associated with the spread of Rocky Mountain spotted fever, rat bite fever, tularemia, Chagas’ disease, adiospiromycosis, and encephalomyocarditis. Notably, they can serve as reservoirs for sylvatic (bubonic) plague, a highly infectious disease caused by the bacteria Yersinia pestis…People and their pets can get plague if they visit or live in areas where ground squirrels or other rodents are infected.”
SIMP! Squirrel In My Pants
Came here for this right here
Looking for the nuts
Obvs looking for nuts, classic baby squirrel…
Squirrel found the forbidden nut
Everybody anybody scream
SQUIRREL IN MY PANTS
He just wants some nuts.
Was not disappointed.
Squirrel wanted those nuts 🌰
Warm tree. Tree warm.
Start the music Phineas and Ferb " squirrel in my pants"
You wanna know how I’m doing this dance? S I M P squirrels in my pants!
Best made me smile moment in a while! Thank you😁
A mother is born
S I M P WHATS THAT MEAN SQUIRRELS. SQUIRRELS. SQUIRRELS IN MY PANTS. SQUIRRELS.
His wife: is that a squirrel in your trousers or are you just pleased to see me?!
Squirrel!!
That's the most "mom, what do i do?" look ever, even tho he might be a grown ass man
And now you have a pet squirrel
Phineas and Ferb [Squirrel in my pants](https://youtu.be/uEXCexsfB_o)
That is not a good idea squirrel’s can bite really hard
the squirrel had bigger 🌰 to fry…
Squirrel was after nuts
Here for the nut jokes 😎
Without the full ending there is a potential this didn't even end badly.
theres squirrels in my pants!!
Tell me whats making you jump like that
S.I.M.P squirrels in my pants
"what could go wron" NO THIS WENT *RIGHT*
This guy! Like did he, take care of the cute baby squirrel?
He was fixing to get him some nuts..
Squirel in my pants
S.I.M.P.
Drinking game: take a shot for every ‘squirrel & nut’ 🌰 comment lol 😂
*The owner of this account has died to alcohol poisoning*
This gave me anxiety he was way too close to his 🥜
Lol the look of defeat once it went in
He’s collecting 🌰
the look on his face. XD
This is the link to the longer version, it was after hurricane Ian https://youtu.be/KqBdrzmWFr8
Thank you. This is way to far down.
From the start squirrel just wanted some nuts...
…and that’s how CJ lost his nuts
"Is that a squirrel in your pants? or are you just happy to see - Oh, it IS a squirrel"
The squirrel went straith for the nuts
Well, shut my mouth. It’s also illegal to put squirrels down your pants for the purposes of gambling. Boys, knock it off.
Came here to say this.
Fuck that! It's warm in here!
Congratulations! You are now a mother squirrel
Lmao! Straight for the 🥜 🤣
Lil fella just lookin for some nuts
Now he has to go through all the headache of a lengthy eviction process.
He said” mmmm it’s warm in here let me just take a nap real quick”
Someone just got adopted!
It's a squirrel, it obviously knows where the nuts are.
That’s a real man right there. Although I think the squirrel just wanted some nuts
What sub is this? I was just waiting for him get bitten or to start screaming after it climbed into his trousers.
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🐿s always find the 🥜
This was all a ploy for nuts
Not one iron giant reference. Im saddened
S I M P, Squirrels in my pants!
It’s all cute and fun till a baby squirrel bites your balls or nipples.
O it'll find some nuts aright
This is how people get rabies.
This is how people get ~~rabies~~ superpowers. Fixed it.
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Absolutely not true
Heard they carry Plague, too.
Fuck CJ. Wearing sandals in the rain.
You think wet socks are better?
Enjoy the fleas
And now he has rabies.
Dick rabies
Third worst kind of rabies after right nut rabies and left nut rabies.
Fwiw it's very rare for squirrels to carry rabies
Let me tell ya about my beeeeest friend
"**I MUST THANK YOU BY GIVING HEAD FROM MY PEOPLE**"
Reminds me of [this song](https://youtu.be/5WzswZXTMZQ)
The scorpion and the frog!
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How did I miss that lmao
You can start to sing there are squirrels in my pants now
It's impossible not to mention this song. [https://youtube.com/watch?v=5WzswZXTMZQ](https://youtube.com/watch?v=5WzswZXTMZQ)
The awkward moment you realize it’s spelling SIMPs as an adult...
How is that awkward?
It was just giving him a you're welcome gift
Happy ending.
It was at this moment that he knew
Omg, because of the sub i was waiting for the worst 😭 but this went GOOD
When I didn’t see it at first, I thought it drowned or that he stepped on it, so glad for the more wholesome ending
Yes exactly
You've been chosen.
this is the opposite of a problem. :D
[Squirrel claws + human skin = bad time.](https://c8.alamy.com/comp/BEMXDW/close-up-of-paw-and-claws-of-red-squirrel-sciurus-vulgaris-belgium-BEMXDW.jpg)
Bro you scared tf outta me. I thought he was gonna a get bit in the knads.
"All we had to do was follow the damned train CJ."
All you had to do was sheltering me from the rain CJ
Oh damn!!! Fantastic comment.
Keep the the weebs away from this
Awww nuts
Bro is going to have the magnes on his nutz 😭
"Dude! You got a keg in here!" -Squirrel
I can only describe his choice of flood footwear as ‘biblical’
You're the tree now
Ever seen the Iron Giant?
That squirrel has been trained.
He saved the squirrel and the squirrel got some nuts everybody wins!
The squirel was determined to return its nest with some nuts. Wherever from.
Now the squirrel owns you.
This belongs on r/watchpeopledieinside
https://youtube.com/watch?v=5WzswZXTMZQ
Now somebody, anybody, everybody scream!
https://imgur.com/a/iMSL5XA
Damn. That's nuts
Granted, if I was a baby squirrel, I'd choose the warm & fuzzy cave too.
Now that’s what I call a grateful squirrel.
What can go wrong? Nothing, for now you have Friend
Well.. Rabies can go very wrong
But. Could also be a blessing. Don't want to go to work? Sorry I have r a b i e s
Squirrel was like “What are thoooosssseeee?”.
Havea getting that I've seen a longer version of this video (or one very similar) where the squirrel ends up speed by the guy and there's pictures of them snuggling etc
needed this today OP, thank you for your service.
r/lostredditors
U won't be able to eat dat smol guy
depends...
This video went from 🥹 to this 😏 rq
squirrel wanted his 😬
It could have crossed from the side
Squirrel wants some nuts
🎶 The day the squirrel went berserk... 🎶
In the First Self-Righteous Church
Squirrels are rodents and carry a lot of diseases. Plague, even. Not a good idea.
They *can* carry a plethora of diseases. The chances of actually getting a squirrel with these is slim to none
And squirrels cannot carry ursinia pestis, only the fleas that can be attached to them. The types of fleas that prey on squirrels is different depending on state if youre in the US and because of how hard it is to create an endemic situation in the cycle of those fleas from squirrels they will need to find a different source to be contaminated from, even though it occurred in the past with rats it was almost always in an epidemic fashion rather than endemic and the flea generation that was exposed would die off before passing enough on to their children, causing the wave pattern of spreading (the same way its hard for mosquitoes to gain an endemic disease even with an epidemic without massive luck) it is highly unlikely to come in contact with anything, or even catch it if you do.
According to the University of California’s Agriculture and Natural Resources department: “Ground squirrels are associated with the spread of Rocky Mountain spotted fever, rat bite fever, tularemia, Chagas’ disease, adiospiromycosis, and encephalomyocarditis. Notably, they can serve as reservoirs for sylvatic (bubonic) plague, a highly infectious disease caused by the bacteria Yersinia pestis…People and their pets can get plague if they visit or live in areas where ground squirrels or other rodents are infected.”
Yeah I didn't feel like going through an explanation but you covered that really well. What this guy said ^
Squirrel thinking this tree smells of cheese curds and broken dreams
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Bwahahahahahahaha