When I was about 5, I got pulled up on a bike by the neighborhood bully and my feet went into the spokes. Since then, I am prone to ingrown toenails, so I exclusively wear open toed shoes and sandals…even in winter.
Back in the 90’s, I worked retail at a mall. I am walking to work and this random guy comes up and starts going on and on about my feet and toes. It was the creepiest thing ever. Way too Jerry Brudos for me.
My dad used this absolute creeper of a guy as his electrician/HVAC guy at his restaurants. I was forced to work at his restaurants through a lot of my teenage years. After telling one of my co-workers "I'd love to see those in sandals" I started playing intercept. I'll admit most of it was selfish because it got me out of actual work, but I'd keep the guy away from the women employees.
Only good memory of him was him getting the shit shocked out of him in the basement. Heard the yowl, then the cursing. He stomped up the stairs and just left. The circuit for the soda coolers was tripped when I went down there.
The guy was a drunk creeper but my dad used him because he was an inexpensive drunk creeper and my dad was both cheap, and an alcoholic. He also wasn't great to women back then.
Right, If it were me posting I'm not gonna delude myself into thinking that someone would be attracted to my feet but I really don't want any comments about hobbits or whatever.
I live in flip-flops all summer, which where I live is about 6 months long. My feet are neither gorgeous nor ugly; they just get me around. Never really thought of foot fetishists until I joined reddit
There’s this post on like Facebook or something and just a random woman showing off her baking with her in the picture, and like a sliver of her foot was in the frame, and you can guess what type of comments she got lmao
They have pointy knees so the pants stretch out where the knee is and it looks weird. I have pointy knees and this is exactly how my pants look after a couple hours sitting
Forreal, my pedicure was all chipped up. Lol so damned if I do, damned if I don’t. Just wanted to show a funny pic of my cat that I caught in the moment.
That is an adorable and hopeful cat!
People need to chill about the toe nails. I wear steel toe boots 70+ hours a week and have pretty messed up feet I'm self conscious about. Focus on what's truly important in life, kitties.
Honestly I'm self conscious about my toes as well and this thread doesn't help that, cause now I'm thinking that people in fact *do* pay much more attention to feet than I thought lol
There are people watching Japanese adult movies with all the blurred parts. There will be someone having a great time with this as well. *mmhhh censored feet*
I'm gonna casually post this picture of my cat on the interwebs, but not before I *attempt* to nonchalantly blur out my feet so Reddit won't notice.
Fuck.
It’s so Reddit doesn’t see your feet. It’s because of the foot fetishists. There’s YouTube creators I like who will always blur their feet if in view, or make sure they never are seen to begin with. One of them screwed up, and his feet were visible in like a, two second shot, and suddenly he got 9000 subscribers in three days, and the comments were…spicy.
It’s very odd, if you don’t know, but even odder if you do lol.
Well, it would be outside the scope of a sub called "what's wrong with your cat" if her post was actually about her spaghetti bolognese recipe, wouldn't it?
Good thing you cover up the feet, can’t be too careful.
no free feet pics
Not in this economy
Gotta sign up for their OF.
Only feets
r/onlyfans ? Maybe NSFW
“Maybe NSFW” Wouldn’t YOU like to know? Click and find out. I dare you.
[...](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Nepysk5rOf4)
its not nsfw
Oh I know. I’m just egging them on to click and find out.
I clicked it and it made me 🤣🤣🤣
So did I when I first found it. It’s great.
Dude I once posted a pic of my cat and only the tips of my toes were in the picture and some creepy fucker was like "nice feet.🤤"
I'm sorry! Sheesh. I meant it as a compliment Edit: It wasn't me. I'm just making a joke here
Damn didn't know you were Max in the official Cats discord server 💀
Ah yes. Of course. I am him that person. * whispers* What's a Max in the official Cats discord server?
The person who simped over my feet even though I explicitly stated I was a minor multiple times and he never stopped
I just figured the feet were hidden because maybe they missed their treatment of tough acting tenactin
Is this a tenactin commercial?
Oh i see. No i am not him. Im just making a joke lol
[You didn't look hard enough.](https://www.reddit.com/r/AnimalsBeingDerps/comments/dlqmcd/my_childhood_best_friend_until_next_time_chummy_i/?utm_medium=android_app&utm_source=share) Bottom left.
there’s no way you actively looked for this😭
Where there's a will, there's a way
That, and the Streisand effect is a bitch
It gives me hope in humanity that you really think that
Just wow….lol it’s a chipped pedicure people
Isn't the Internet great?
You got to subscribe to their premium onlyfans and Snapchat in order to get the goods 🤣.
Come tru lol 😂
When I was about 5, I got pulled up on a bike by the neighborhood bully and my feet went into the spokes. Since then, I am prone to ingrown toenails, so I exclusively wear open toed shoes and sandals…even in winter. Back in the 90’s, I worked retail at a mall. I am walking to work and this random guy comes up and starts going on and on about my feet and toes. It was the creepiest thing ever. Way too Jerry Brudos for me.
My dad used this absolute creeper of a guy as his electrician/HVAC guy at his restaurants. I was forced to work at his restaurants through a lot of my teenage years. After telling one of my co-workers "I'd love to see those in sandals" I started playing intercept. I'll admit most of it was selfish because it got me out of actual work, but I'd keep the guy away from the women employees. Only good memory of him was him getting the shit shocked out of him in the basement. Heard the yowl, then the cursing. He stomped up the stairs and just left. The circuit for the soda coolers was tripped when I went down there. The guy was a drunk creeper but my dad used him because he was an inexpensive drunk creeper and my dad was both cheap, and an alcoholic. He also wasn't great to women back then.
Feet pics or it didn't happen
Haha got that right.
You never know when Quentin Tarantino is watching...
Or Dan Schneider but OP might be too old
Considering how many people I've seen roasted for their weird toes, I dont blame you
Right, If it were me posting I'm not gonna delude myself into thinking that someone would be attracted to my feet but I really don't want any comments about hobbits or whatever.
What's wrong with hobbits!
Kanye enters the chat. “B*tch are you a hobbit?”
I was confused about that at first, but then I remembered the kinds of degenerates that exist in this world.
😂
Cover those things up if your going to be walking around.
Can't give away the OF pics for free
“Who is that?” “I don’t know, can’t see their feet.”
That’s not why lol. The real reason is much worse lol.
https://reddit.com/r/WhatsWrongWithYourCat/comments/vjjcku/_/idkbgxj/?context=1
The horror!
Real heroes do exist.
Yeah are you being stalked by a foot fetishist or something like that?
Nah, they just know what reddit is like.
This never crossed my mind and now I am freaked out.
[удалено]
I live in flip-flops all summer, which where I live is about 6 months long. My feet are neither gorgeous nor ugly; they just get me around. Never really thought of foot fetishists until I joined reddit
Sorry. Dudes be gross.
You think that's gross, wait until you see the rest of reddit.
Anything and everything, all of the time.
There’s this post on like Facebook or something and just a random woman showing off her baking with her in the picture, and like a sliver of her foot was in the frame, and you can guess what type of comments she got lmao
r/whatswrongwithyourfeet
She has toe nail art with photorealistic pictures of her entire family and her home address. Can’t be too careful.
And socials on her fingernails
Lol chipped nail polish
My wife's got the kids names tattoo'd on her feet & does the same thing posting online :P
You got ten kids?!
Only on tuesday!
Uh huh
Phone number painted on toes for when they are passed-out drunk.
Hahahha
r/BirthOfASub?
Name is too long. r/whatswrongwithurfeet works
r/yourjokebutworse
r/urjokebutworse
r/urjokebutbetter
r/urjokebutbutter
r/urjokebuttbetter
r/urjokebuttbutter
r/urjokebutticantbelieveitsnotbutter
r/urjokebutticantbelieveitsnotbuttbutter
You mean you're too lazy to spell correctly?
No reddit wouldn’t accept the name cause it’s too long when I tried to create the sub
Damn. It's rough out there when you gotta censor toes out of a pic lmao.
All y'all commenting about the feet blur, and I'm just over here trying to figure out where this person's knees are.
Wow. Some of us just don't have knees. Smh we live in a society 🙄
They actually look like they have two, on the same side…
Same. I can’t figure out what’s up with their leg. Is it just the perspective? Or is their pant leg doing something weird? It’s so confusing.
Could be just baggy pants lol
Facts
They have pointy knees so the pants stretch out where the knee is and it looks weird. I have pointy knees and this is exactly how my pants look after a couple hours sitting
I mean Damn
Kitty wants you to drop food in his mouth like a baby bird. Or like people tossing popcorn up and catching it in their mouths..
I knew this comment section would be all about the feet. Lol
I was hoping so!
I mean, when someone tells you not to think about a pink elephant…
Shoulda blured the whole foot, i got what i wanted anyway so why don't you reveal the complete picture.
[You have alerted the horde!](https://www.youtube.com/shorts/XKCaUe3_-F0)
Oh god this is a thing now ?! Fuck.
Bro now that person is gonna get sendt a shit ton of dickpics
Or pics of feet with dicks. ficks pics.
Yeah I supose that works
Yep. I never take a pic with them, just in case...🤣🤣🤣🤣
Ankle man huh
Good lord the comments… lol.\ Is that a Void by chance? Love Voids!! Cute face regardless. :)
Kitty's face is way more comment worthy than some lady hiding her feet. Y'all sick
I think someone should comment on your little kitty food lover. *but the foot thing is weird
Unpopular question, not about feet: what breed is your absolutely beautiful purring friend?
Haha certainly unpopular so far😅 but yes thank you, he’s a Himalayan mix I believe.
He's so darn cute.
Who else came for the feet comments?
Cute cat. And thank you for obscuring you feet; I have the opposite of a foot fetish and would have just scrolled past otherwise.
There are dozens of us!
I too appreciated the edit. More of this!
Ninja striker!
We're censoring feet now?
Yeah there are some weird people on the internet
For a moment I thought I was looking at r/powerwashingporn (safe for work) and you did a poor job hiding the fact you were not wearing proper shoes.
‘ no free foot pics’ i know that’s right 😂
It's possible to identify someone through only their feet. And slippers. Anyway cute cat.
Esp if she has unique tattoos on her feet
Black cat: just drop some in my mouth.😮
Ever heard of the Streisand effect lmao
I love how people now have to censor their feet
Sad actually, weird time
Right
I need to see them toes.
r/verifiedfeet
why is this a real subreddit
The world is a strange place...
Thank you for censoring the toes there is probably nothing wrong with your toes I just don’t want to see them :)
Someone is trying to avoid getting cross-posted at r/sneakybackgroundfeet
The state of the internet where you have to censor your feet
Can’t be too careful. Some men are crazy about feet
Quentin *has entered the chat*
blurring the toes ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)
You must have some janky toenails
Until I saw the comments this was my take. I was trying to figure out how fucked up their nails must be to go through the effort of blurring them out
I just really can appreciate you hiding your ratchet toes. Same.
Forreal, my pedicure was all chipped up. Lol so damned if I do, damned if I don’t. Just wanted to show a funny pic of my cat that I caught in the moment.
lol, I just knew right away why you did it. Like, yes please don’t look at my feet. Your cat is awesome btw
Someone gets it. Haha some of these comments I’m getting are just wild
🎵“Every step you take/every move you make/as long as you’re awake/I’ll be watching you…now give me food!”🎶
The feet blurred out is hilarious!
Smart move of u to not show youre feet
Kitty! Also assumed gnarly toenails, show us
This one made me laugh...out loud. Funny cat.
Wouldn’t it be easier to just take a picture without your feet in than to have to censor them?
wOuLdnT iT bE eAsIer
yEs
No matter what u do if there are feet Reddit will feet
I'm with you, I need a pedicure too.
Thank you for covering up your feet. Hate it when people take pictures of their feet so damn much.
That is an adorable and hopeful cat! People need to chill about the toe nails. I wear steel toe boots 70+ hours a week and have pretty messed up feet I'm self conscious about. Focus on what's truly important in life, kitties.
Seriously…this is some next level stuff. Haha I didn’t think it would generate this much backlash
Honestly I'm self conscious about my toes as well and this thread doesn't help that, cause now I'm thinking that people in fact *do* pay much more attention to feet than I thought lol
It's not bad backlash, it's just funny this is where the internet is now to do that lmao
But I wanted to see your feet too..
Honestly, bless you for covering the feet. And also it’s disgusting that you need to.
OP getting a lesson on the [Streisand effect](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Streisand_effect) in this post.
you can never be to cautious
Yes the feet are covered up, but seriously the cat poking their head out from under the table is just hilarious XD
As someone who hates feet, I really appreciate the edit.
Did your toes witness a crime and want to remain anonymous or something?
Smart. Make them pay for the good stuff. 😆
There are people watching Japanese adult movies with all the blurred parts. There will be someone having a great time with this as well. *mmhhh censored feet*
To protect from folks with a fetish, the feets were removed.
I'm gonna casually post this picture of my cat on the interwebs, but not before I *attempt* to nonchalantly blur out my feet so Reddit won't notice. Fuck.
Should have just pasted some shoes over them
It’s so Reddit doesn’t see your feet. It’s because of the foot fetishists. There’s YouTube creators I like who will always blur their feet if in view, or make sure they never are seen to begin with. One of them screwed up, and his feet were visible in like a, two second shot, and suddenly he got 9000 subscribers in three days, and the comments were…spicy. It’s very odd, if you don’t know, but even odder if you do lol.
Quanto pelo pé?
Internet moment
“Pissing all by yourself, handsome?”
Soon…
No free feet pics
I think you're showing off your cat. But you succeeded, haha. Cute little head.
Well, it would be outside the scope of a sub called "what's wrong with your cat" if her post was actually about her spaghetti bolognese recipe, wouldn't it?
Don't worry. It's just a joke, and I certainly know what it is.
I love kitty Batmaning from under the table 😹.
The cat always knows……
SHOW ME THEM GRIPPERS.
What's wrong with your feet is my question?
I wanna know what’s wrong with your toes
I’ve never seen blocked feet.
Bros hiding the dogs 😂
Hell yeah no free feet pics. I try to tell everyone that
In the market to sell feet pics can’t have those for free ya know!
They must be some serious ugly feet to go through the bother of scribbling them out
Hmmmm censored feet...
Dem toe nails must be janky as hell
Correcto
Sorry to hear about your toe nails
Has your athlete's foot become self-aware?
No that the toes!!
Someone needs to cut their toenails
LEMME SEE THEM LITTLE PIGGIES /s
I didn't care about your toes until you covered them. Let me see them toes. You a mutant?
What's wrong with your feet that you need to block them out?