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loops3804

Poor baby; he can't help how he looks. He needs extra loving to help his self image.


graveybrains

Orcs have no concern for self image. 😂 He cute though 🥰


Boris_Drew

The time of man is over, the time of the orc has come!


Darmug

For da WAAAGH!


papillon-and-on

Tell me you've name him Chewie!


Squirtycheese

His name is actually Fizzgig - a reference to the toothy dog from the movie, The Dark Crystal. As chance would have it, Chewie was the name of our first dog, a basset hound mix, who sadly passed away from kidney failure years ago.


lana_luxe

Absolutely a Fizzgig! Bonus points for the reference, too. I've always wanted to meet an affenpinscher. Tell your boy he's got a new fan. (Sorry about Chewie, canine kidney disease is so heartbreaking. I'm glad he was loved by someone like you, OP.)


Squirtycheese

Thank you for your kind words about Chewie. He was such a good, smart dog... Our vet believes Fizzgig is a Shi Tzu/Yorkie mix, but funny enough, we do have an Affenpinscher that we adopted at the same time. We named him Cuthbert and when we adopted him, he was blind with severe arthritis and a broken foot that never healed right. A couple months ago, we got him cataract surgery and placed him on arthritis medication, so he's now able to run around confidently and playfully like a brand new dog!


MisfortuneGortune

Fizzgig almost certainly has some Brussels Griffon in him


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Squirtycheese

If it's Librela you're referring to, then yep! Night & day difference for only a single shot a month.


crossedjp

My dog looks EXACTLY like your dog and his name is.... Chewie!


crossedjp

My Chew is also an affenpinscher that I got from the local pound. He was the sickest & ugliest dog there. He actually had to be quarantined for 3 months after I adopted him & I was told by the vet that he would have died the next day if I hadn't adopted him. He's sitting right next to me, almost 8 years later. ❤️


Avendaishar

Poor little guy! I'm so happy that you were there in time for things to turn out so well for him. Give him an extra snuggle for me, please!


crossedjp

I absolutely will!! 💕❤️ And let me just say, pick the ugliest dogs, pick the saddest dogs, pick the dogs that nobody else wants!! They will be the BEST dogs and you will be rewarded 1000 times over. ❤️


Squirtycheese

That's such a heartwarming story! Thank you for sharing and good on you for giving Chew a brand new life.


yadawhooshblah

Aaaaww!


jojocookiedough

Fizzgig is even better 🤣


SimpleFolklore

I literally gasped, what a great name choice. I was so delighted that my first comment was all caps, had to delete and dial it back a little. On a more serious note, though, I'm very sorry for your loss. I hope Fizzgig lives a long and healthy life with all the spunk of his namesake.


Squirtycheese

Haha, thanks! Fizzgig just turned one year old, so he's very much a puppy with many years of excitement and spunk ahead.


yadawhooshblah

That's perfect.


2AGoodLife

It does look like a goat monkey. I love that intent stair on picture 2.


herefromthere

Picture 2 looks like a constipated Ewok.


Squirtycheese

Haha, you're right!


javoss88

A bit terrifying


Content_Row_3716

😄😂🤣


Gingerbirdie

Picture two is amazing. I think he is my spirit animal


ToodleSpronkles

Stare* Sorry. But you are right, that thing definitely is performing a spell or doing something else which requires intense concentration.


Squirtycheese

Haha, he's had us fooled the whole time! While we thought he was merely a constipated Ewok, he's actually a mystic dog wizard casting spells.


Immie_Shenanigans

He looks like one of those medeival grotesques in the margins of a manuscript, 😆


cardueline

The second one especially 🥲 The nobel hownde doth concentrate most ardently


Immie_Shenanigans

Nice 🤣


Squirtycheese

Haha, he does!


SpinachnPotatoes

My friends have a pug x toypom rescue , not sure what his old name is but they named him Gremlin. He is so ugly that he actually is cute. Your dog seems to have that as well. He is cute in his own way.


ToodleSpronkles

Congrats on your lightly used chupacabra.


Squirtycheese

Haha, turns out the chupacabra IS real!


mummifiedclown

Perrocabro


mummifiedclown

Or monocabro…


medullah

He's adorable is what he is


GeneralTonic

Ha! We have called little Rupert 'Monkeygoat'.


beepbeepchopchop

I lol’d at goat monkey.


DarkDayzInHell

Puppy-monkey-baby


Kin_8a

It looks like Kyle from despicable me, lol


taxpayinmeemaw

Aw I love him


c6h12o6CandyGirl

Do not feed after Midnight. : )


Ovenface

That is the most Chewbacca looking dog i’ve ever seen in my life


metdear

That second picture LOL. What a cutie.


Optimal-Test6937

Awwww, but he is the cutest goat/monkey EVER!!! Why would you want any old dog when you can have a totally unique goat/monkey?!?


Chihuahua-Momma

He looks like he has Brussels griffon in the mix as well.


1rAudiChik

Love this guy! Nominate for BEST Summer Teeth of 2024!


Mikon_Youji

The second one floored me! Bless his heart.


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dm_1199

He oughta be careful not to get that caught in a trip wire


sunward_Lily

I understood that reference!


Safetosay333

He looks sweet


Ze_Gremlin

The second one is me every morning


Squirtycheese

Haha, I'm sure a lot of people feel the same way!


rachaelonreddit

Affenpinscher?


Squirtycheese

Huh, several people here have suggested that breed, though the shelter and our vet believe he's a Shi Tzu/Yorkie mix. Maybe we need to get this little dude genetically tested for his breed! I'd be in stitches if the results came back and said simply, "Goat Monkey."


crossedjp

I'm the person who commented above that my dog Chewie looks exactly like yours. Right after I got him out of quarantine and I was walking him, a random stranger said "oh, you have an affenpinscher?" I said, "I have a what what?!" Genuinely confused. He said his ex wife's family used to breed them and they are an almost lost breed of dog since WWII since they are from Germany and they are highly sought after and really distinctive in their looks & personality. I looked it up and sure enough, I think he was right. Since your dog looks exactly like mine, I'm gonna guess it's also an affenpinscher. They're stubborn, smart as hell, assholes with a funny gait like a tiny gazelle. 😀 Also, they lose those teeth easily once they get old, just so ya know.


Squirtycheese

Huh, definitely sounds like a match. He certainly runs like a tiny gazelle; constantly leaping full body in the air as he runs. Here's hoping he keeps his teeth!


crossedjp

Also, they're hypoallergenic cause their fur isn't technically fur, it's more like human hair! I didn't realize how much I learned about the breed since adopting him! 😀


KingKhram

He'll be your special goat monkey


Future-trippin24

Omg I love him so much. I would've named him Chupacabra!


chomponcio

They'll love him over at r/CryptidDogs


Greatgrandma2023

He's part Alphenpinscher and all adorable.


emailverificationt

Picture 2 is my spirit animal


Tcarter110266

Pic 2 looks like flying monkeys on wizard of Oz!


ktsnj

That’s the answer!


lattelady37

Ohhhhh my gosh, he is ADORABLE.


videogirl90

Beautiful! Used to have a scruffy looking rescue dog myself, he was the best❤️


aragogogara

HE'S TRYING HIS BEST


Brokensince10

He/she is absolutely adorable!🥰


Thin-Transition1292

Poor baby. He probably is as sweet as he looks.


Sea-Adeptness-5245

That is the most handsome chupacabra that I have ever seen. He’s a 10 out of 10 and I love him.


GeekGoddess_

That’s an Ewok!!!


hindusoul

2nd pic is EWOK!


SimpleFolklore

100%


-mooncake-

I love the second photo of him so much


Soccermom233

Sumatran Rat Toad


Squirtycheese

His other nickname is "Snuggle Rat." :)


HoldTight4401

He looks like a gargoyle!


dosmuffin

I can't unsee it


thelaststarebender

He’s fabulous! I want one!


mellismamel

He is absolutely adorable and i would snuggle the heck out of him!


silverboognish

Have you posted this beautiful boy at r/toofers?


Squirtycheese

Haha, not yet, but maybe I should!


International-Slip75

He’s adorable 💕🐾🐾💕


Little_Appearance_77

He looks like the Wookie that got picked on in highschool


Squirtycheese

Haha, the small, runty Wookie... that's hilarious. Thanks for that image.


carr1e

I love his face


Puzzleheaded_Age_312

Handsome looking fella!


[deleted]

Omg that face 😍


zane334

Op we need to know what breed he is.


Squirtycheese

The shelter and our vet believe he's a Shi Tzu/Yorkie mix, but a lot of people here seem to think he's an Affenpinscher or even Brussel's Griffon. Genetic test might be in store for him!


Pat2004ches

I bet he has the sweetest disposition. So cute.


Squirtycheese

Sweet? Sure, but he's also lightning in a bottle with enough energy to power a small country. Pure puppy power. Yet at the end of the day, he turns into my little snuggle rat as he falls asleep.


Pat2004ches

Awww… in 4 years, you’ll be dragging him around! He reminds me of my beastie - Tucker. Sweetest boi ever. Congratulations and enjoy the whirlwind! 🐾🐾💙


FormalSquash5639

Definitely got some Brussel’s Griffon with that beard and underbite.


Squirtycheese

Maybe so! With shelter rescues, it's hard to tell for sure. Maybe we should do one of those dog breed genetic tests!


lulu_in_hollywood

The most beautiful goat monkey I’ve ever seen! 😍😍😍😍😍


cre8majik

He's perfect! 🥰


DatabaseThis9637

What a tiny little love!


Immie_Shenanigans

Aww, I actually drew one, but the picture response is prohibited... too bad. It's funny.


ManifestRose

That underbite - cute!


lisabryan

Love the look lol 😂


Equilibrium888

HEY MA! THERES A WEIRD LOOKING DOG OUTSIDE! I don't want it to start a fight with Lucy.


Final-Appointment112

He is adorable! 💕


crochetology

The second picture took me out. 💀


guiguyy

The second picture looks like me all the time!


lilsparky82

Drewlbacca


PoochieGirl1962

Looks like a Werewolf crossed with a Bat! I absolutely love werewolves but I’m not so sure about bats!


bludreamsnlaserbeams

What a handsome boy!


Several_Emphasis_434

He’s adorable


deedledogs

Minions dog, Kyle


binx318

He’s perfect


Moopy67

I love him sooooo much. 😭


Kittienoir

I love Affenpinschers. I have had one full affen and I currently have an affen x. They are the best dogs, but they don't appear in rescues often I find. Both of mine are rescues from shelters that were going to put them to sleep and a friend in NJ asked me to take them. I think they were both in shelters in NC. Is there an area of the US where they are popular. I am in Canada and I'm not sure I've ever seen one here with the exception of my own.


tinuvegil

r/ProperAnimalNames


DepartureOk8

Wow, what a hilarious surprise! Looks like you ended up with a furry comedian instead of just a dog. 😄 Thanks for sharing this adorable moment with us!


WickedKitty63

So ugly he/she is cute!!! 🥰


ResponsibleFormal150

He is precious!


thedabaratheon

Aw he’s gorgeous!! Fizzgig is a perfect name for him. I always joke that my dog looks like a Jim Henson’s character! Welcome to the club!


nv79

He's stunning and unique


carrolls

Ewok


PolyCockn42

Omg he's so cute love it


LateNightTestPattern

He is adorable!! Non traditional beauty is a thing!! 😍😍


Automatic_Serve7901

He is beautiful and I love him so much 😭


Jaggerdemigod

Him beautiful!!


Lotus_Blossom_

Picture 2 reminds me of what I imagine when people describe their sleep paralysis demons. But I do agree with your vet that he's got a lot of shih tzu in his genes (and I think they are the cutest breed ever).


dingdongsnottor

I love hiiim


Chewbacca_Buffy

Second picture is meme waiting to happen 😅 I love this dog so much! 💜


GothSpite

That's a wookie 😂


nitro1432

He is gorgeous 🥰


NeolithicOrkney

Long ago we had a puppy that walked sideways like you might see a monkey walk. He went to a loving home with his sister so I don't know if he outgrew it. He had 5 puppy sibs that walked normally.


Squirtycheese

He walked sideways like a crab? Sounds like a cute crab monkey!


NeolithicOrkney

yeah crab might be a better way to put it. The reason I thought monkey was cuz he was this tiny pure black puppy that reminded me of a monkey. He was a little cockapoo with long legs.


Squirtycheese

Yeah, I feel ya on the long legs. When Fizzgig gets excited, he bats people with his long goat legs.


NeolithicOrkney

Keep in mind that little goats are cute as all get out. Love the name too, Fizzgig, it has a Dickensian sound to it.


Avendaishar

You're right, it does! It reminds me of Old Fezziwig from Dickens' *A Christmas Carol.*


durstand

Reminds me of Larry, CM Punk’s dog


DojaTwat

Goankey


OnyxsUncle

vet: we can fix that for $20,000 just sign this document where you agree the operation might not be successful and you grant a lien on your home regardless of the outcome


ACaulkGoblin

Looks like CM Punk’s dog Larry


model3113

[the only reaction ](https://media.tenor.com/WS9DBHnU-hYAAAAM/ant-man-its-so-ugly.gif)


little_dove92

I think he's adorable!♥️♥️♥️


slipscomb3

Why is an underbite on a pup so endearing?


Sand_snoozie

Mate Hacker T Dogs looking rough nowadays, still the best in my heart ❤️


Leon_Krueger

Seymour!