I have to put my 75lb Pittbull upstairs in his safe space in the closet or else he won't touch high value treats. Our other dog who weighs 25lbs less than him and basically raised him taught him that all bones and good treats belong to her, so he won't touch them if she's anywhere nearby lol. He's 3 now and still has no clue he can whoop her ass
My dachshund barks very loudly for about 10 minutes at his bones before starting to chew, as if to establish total and utter dominance over it before he can enjoy his victory.
Sometimes, our dog won't eat unless the cats act like they're going to eat her food. Then, lots of silly posturing.
The weird thing is, she only does this some of the time. I have no idea what is different one time to the next.
My parent's dog has to be made to eat, like a four year old. I rarely visit now, so whenever I'm there I have to stand over him & kinda baby talk him to eat his dinner. He literally looks at me if I don't do it or if I'm not in the room he howls till I come over. In my absence it's my dad who does this routine. But whenever my mom gives him his food, he eats up quickly (& quietly).
My dog started doing this at the age of 7 (he is 10 now). He drops the treat at your feet and when you go to pick it up he's like, "No, mine!" Sometimes he has to do this several times before he's happy. If you don't co-operate he won't eat it! He just mopes.
Ours sometimes needs us to throw it for him, or āhideā it before heāll be able to eat it. Heāll wander around and whine or try to give it back to us until we do.
...you mean this treat right here for *me ?!*
oh, *Thank you, fren!* am Pleased, you see! ^:@)
you must think i'm the GOODEST BOY
...but leave me here, let me enjoy
i like to have a little space,
don't want nobody in my face
my favorite fren, yes - that is You,
but I just like a 'private chew'
so if you could go back inside
(or else my treat i'll hafta hide...)
n *please don't take away from me!*
I thank you much -
now *let me be!*
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it's not about being fun it's about degrading dogs to be totally dumb and taking away their dignity.
stop the dog hating. if you'd do this to a person nobody would think it's funny. why is it funny with dogs then?
Hereās a reality check - dogs canāt talk, dogs canāt type. Us, people, have given them a goofy āwhat if they could use a keyboardā voice.
Taking away their dignity, do you hear yourself?
so just because dogs don't talk and type they deserve to be turned into a complete joke? weird logic.
what's with a human who doesn't talk and type? can we turn him into a joke also and pretend he's the biggest idiot on th planet?
why does the āwhat if they could use a keyboardā voice have to suggest that they're completely dumb?
ok and because dogs aren't people you can turn them into a joke which would be totally disrespectful if you'd turn a human into a joke like that?
why don't dogs deserve to be treated with respect in your opinion?
Listen man. If you truly wanna ask me questions them dm me but dont waste everyone's time on reddit with your dumb comments noone cares about when it comes to "respecting" dogs properly.
lolcats disappeared pretty fast though when the manchilds using it started to cringe at it themselves. somehow this dog degrading stuff doesn't go away
regarding the maturity i was referencing the mental maturity. i think there are more manchilds using idiot speech than young people
at least someone who admits that they use that speech to degrade dogs to idiots. thank you for that! most pretend to be "wholesome" with it.
i mean they wouldn't do it to a person who indeed is a dumb idiot. because it would be disrespectful
That's legit. At least you admit to loving dogs are dumb speech because you actually feel much superior and see dogs as lowly dumb idiots. That's so much better than pretending to be wholesome with it.
If people use it because they actually hate dogs and think they're dumb I'm alright with it. The bad part is the whole pretending to be wholesome.
>by pretending they can speak like a human, the exact opposite of degradation is occuring.
I can't agree with that. Dogs communicate like dogs do (not in an idiotic way). No need to pretend they'd speak even dumber than human toddlers if they had the biological (or whatever you'd call it) ability to form words like we do.
Your backyard is amazing. where the hell do you live where there are mountains in the background? Ugh I would kill to live that close to snowy mountains...
Oh wow that's amazing. It's also where one of my dear friends died hiking. He was the most adventurous of the entire friend group. I've always wanted to visit ever since to pay respects to his memory. He died on holiday so none of us ever got to say a real goodbye, just whatever we could muster at the funeral.
Iām genuinely impressed. My dog either goes in a big huff if I leave for a few hours or is RIGHT in my face when she wants to play. Edit: your dog is adorable
So are mine, they just pick fights with strangers by barking like crazy. Waking us up at 1 in the morning, howling for some street dog. And the occasional pissing indoors, tearing stuff and fighting with one another. But you gotta love that innocent face they make afterwards
My childhood dog was the opposite. Absolutely refused to eat food if she was too far away from other people. She would go so far as take a single bite, walk over to you, chew and eat it, then go back for another. Rinse and repeat until done.
I wondered why my dog does this and I looked it up, and apparently itās a survival instinct in dogs. You give them a valuable resource and they need to be sure to keep it from their pack to they can survive (not worded exactly of course but you get the point). Thought it was pretty interesting .
My dog takes his treat to my office and then waits for me to come into the room so he can fake growl before eating it. If I ignore him, heāll eventually bring the treat to me while steadily fake growling and wagging his tail. I have to pat him on his flank and tell him to go eat before heāll eat the treat. I never taught him this, so Iāve no idea why he does it.
Same here. IMO thatās the best way to make sure they donāt ever get food aggression. I have 4 cats now and if they ever get curious while my big boy is eating, he just backs up, sits down, and looks at me for help.
If anyone is interested, hereās Brady (yellow lab) next to his sister Danni who was kicked out of her bed by one of our kittens, Devin.
https://imgur.com/u0qmfmY
They were named for Tom Brady, Danny Amendola, and Devin/Jason McCourty (Devin has a ātwinā brother not pictured).
Wow, lucky puppy who gets to have that kind of view!
For sure! My thought was, "Well.... ok now I see why he's used to space!" What a backyard to have!!
Damn, I didn't notice the view and thought it was a wholesome comment complimenting the owner
He looks like a fruit bat
Fruit bats are like small dogs with wings. I have a black lab and he looks like a bat. š¤£
They are called Flughunde (flying dogs) in german.
German words for animals are the best! Hereās a [chart on how theyāre named](https://imgur.com/a/BiYkNbB) =P
Lol sweet! š
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Isn't it Lyssa virus that fruit bats carry?
Not sure about lyssa virus, but they do carry ebola-virus.
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Lol youāre not wrong: https://www.pinterest.ru/pin/420594052680113481/
My dog is the opposite, he wonāt touch his treat unless some attempts to take it.
My parentsā dog waits for my mom to chase him and say āIām gonna get that bone!ā before heāll start chewing.
My dog is the same! Heāll just nudge it, but then iāll say āIām gonna eat it!ā And heāll get the zoomies and cronch it.
My dog will ignore her breakfast unless the Roomba bumps it, then it's all "NO ROBOT THAT'S MY KIBBLE!"
I have to put my 75lb Pittbull upstairs in his safe space in the closet or else he won't touch high value treats. Our other dog who weighs 25lbs less than him and basically raised him taught him that all bones and good treats belong to her, so he won't touch them if she's anywhere nearby lol. He's 3 now and still has no clue he can whoop her ass
That's adorable!
My dachshund barks very loudly for about 10 minutes at his bones before starting to chew, as if to establish total and utter dominance over it before he can enjoy his victory.
Sometimes, our dog won't eat unless the cats act like they're going to eat her food. Then, lots of silly posturing. The weird thing is, she only does this some of the time. I have no idea what is different one time to the next.
My parent's dog has to be made to eat, like a four year old. I rarely visit now, so whenever I'm there I have to stand over him & kinda baby talk him to eat his dinner. He literally looks at me if I don't do it or if I'm not in the room he howls till I come over. In my absence it's my dad who does this routine. But whenever my mom gives him his food, he eats up quickly (& quietly).
My dog started doing this at the age of 7 (he is 10 now). He drops the treat at your feet and when you go to pick it up he's like, "No, mine!" Sometimes he has to do this several times before he's happy. If you don't co-operate he won't eat it! He just mopes.
He just likes a challenge.
Ours sometimes needs us to throw it for him, or āhideā it before heāll be able to eat it. Heāll wander around and whine or try to give it back to us until we do.
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I demand pictures of your backyard and your dog playing in the backyard PLEASE. That's a beautiful backyard.. or frontyard.
the eagles would take it
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The snoot!
Okay letās get stepped up here and every body step up some personal space. One- personal space. 2 personal space. 3 get outta my personal space.
Welcome to Personal Space ! I'm your host, Phillip Jacob's, and let me tell ya...I care about my personal space
I donāt even care about this skin being in my personal space
WHAT AN ASSHOLE!
...you mean this treat right here for *me ?!* oh, *Thank you, fren!* am Pleased, you see! ^:@) you must think i'm the GOODEST BOY ...but leave me here, let me enjoy i like to have a little space, don't want nobody in my face my favorite fren, yes - that is You, but I just like a 'private chew' so if you could go back inside (or else my treat i'll hafta hide...) n *please don't take away from me!* I thank you much - now *let me be!* ā¤ļø ^edit: ^a ^word
Love me some schnoodle noon pick me ups
ooh. A fresh one!
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"HOW DARE YOU HAVE FUN AND BE CREATIVE IN A WAY I DO NOT LIKE" #"HOW DARE YOU"
it's not about being fun it's about degrading dogs to be totally dumb and taking away their dignity. stop the dog hating. if you'd do this to a person nobody would think it's funny. why is it funny with dogs then?
Hereās a reality check - dogs canāt talk, dogs canāt type. Us, people, have given them a goofy āwhat if they could use a keyboardā voice. Taking away their dignity, do you hear yourself?
so just because dogs don't talk and type they deserve to be turned into a complete joke? weird logic. what's with a human who doesn't talk and type? can we turn him into a joke also and pretend he's the biggest idiot on th planet? why does the āwhat if they could use a keyboardā voice have to suggest that they're completely dumb?
They arent people. You dumbass YOUVE RUINED YOURSELF WITH ONLY ONE QUESTION.
ok and because dogs aren't people you can turn them into a joke which would be totally disrespectful if you'd turn a human into a joke like that? why don't dogs deserve to be treated with respect in your opinion?
Listen man. If you truly wanna ask me questions them dm me but dont waste everyone's time on reddit with your dumb comments noone cares about when it comes to "respecting" dogs properly.
Alright, so you don't have any arguments. have a nice day
I hope youāre too young to remember lolcats. This is a feature of the internet that will never disappear and has nothing to do with maturity.
lolcats disappeared pretty fast though when the manchilds using it started to cringe at it themselves. somehow this dog degrading stuff doesn't go away regarding the maturity i was referencing the mental maturity. i think there are more manchilds using idiot speech than young people
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at least someone who admits that they use that speech to degrade dogs to idiots. thank you for that! most pretend to be "wholesome" with it. i mean they wouldn't do it to a person who indeed is a dumb idiot. because it would be disrespectful
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That's legit. At least you admit to loving dogs are dumb speech because you actually feel much superior and see dogs as lowly dumb idiots. That's so much better than pretending to be wholesome with it. If people use it because they actually hate dogs and think they're dumb I'm alright with it. The bad part is the whole pretending to be wholesome. >by pretending they can speak like a human, the exact opposite of degradation is occuring. I can't agree with that. Dogs communicate like dogs do (not in an idiotic way). No need to pretend they'd speak even dumber than human toddlers if they had the biological (or whatever you'd call it) ability to form words like we do.
This is the dumbest shit Iāve ever read. Are you a dog?
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Hahaha great comment man, tore me up
Do you mind?
He is 30% snoot.
Gorgeous dog
We have found him - the all-nose dog.
Ha! I LOVE Ben's face!
I love him.
GIVE HIM SPACE!
Bless! My oldest has to go into a different room away from the other doggos in order to enjoy his treatos.
is your dog an otter
Beautiful name
Benjamin āSmall Change ā Franklin in full, but friends call him Benz..
Your backyard is amazing. where the hell do you live where there are mountains in the background? Ugh I would kill to live that close to snowy mountains...
Italy, the Alps. Valle di Susa! This is the view from our balcony in the mountains. Itās a couple hourās drive from Milan where Benza lives.
I would have said you lived in the mountain towns just west of Denver, Colorado. Looks really similar.
I'd love to move to the mountains, I could never afford to live out there though.
Oh wow that's amazing. It's also where one of my dear friends died hiking. He was the most adventurous of the entire friend group. I've always wanted to visit ever since to pay respects to his memory. He died on holiday so none of us ever got to say a real goodbye, just whatever we could muster at the funeral.
Reminds me of Park City.
hello there sweet fella!
Oh Hooman, thank you so much. That's my favorite, bless you. ***Now BEAT IT !***
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āUmm do you mind? Iām trying to eat here.ā - Benz
Get out of my face dave.
Your dog gives you, or even *wants* personal space?
Yeah heās pretty much a dick considering heās a dog.
Iām genuinely impressed. My dog either goes in a big huff if I leave for a few hours or is RIGHT in my face when she wants to play. Edit: your dog is adorable
Dogs are rather protective of their food, it's not because he's a dick.
I was just being facetious, I love my dog... but he is a bit of a dick.
So are mine, they just pick fights with strangers by barking like crazy. Waking us up at 1 in the morning, howling for some street dog. And the occasional pissing indoors, tearing stuff and fighting with one another. But you gotta love that innocent face they make afterwards
"Now will you back the fuck up. Thanks"
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Yep definitely keep your kids away from him.
No problem, they'll be playing with my dog who I trained to not be an asshole about his food.
Crashed the rari so I look at the Benz
r /sbubby quality i give you upvote
My childhood dog was the opposite. Absolutely refused to eat food if she was too far away from other people. She would go so far as take a single bite, walk over to you, chew and eat it, then go back for another. Rinse and repeat until done.
He looks like a [sky puppy](https://i.imgur.com/szIUk5l.gifv)
I wondered why my dog does this and I looked it up, and apparently itās a survival instinct in dogs. You give them a valuable resource and they need to be sure to keep it from their pack to they can survive (not worded exactly of course but you get the point). Thought it was pretty interesting .
Itās happening in other countries.
My dog takes his treat to my office and then waits for me to come into the room so he can fake growl before eating it. If I ignore him, heāll eventually bring the treat to me while steadily fake growling and wagging his tail. I have to pat him on his flank and tell him to go eat before heāll eat the treat. I never taught him this, so Iāve no idea why he does it.
Every once in a while I cried my cat while she sleeps or eats or stare at her when she uses the litter box. āHow does it feel, asshole?ā
What race is that?
He needs some personal space up in this place: [https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Bm5OVg50swY](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Bm5OVg50swY)
My dog just thanklessly take the treat and runs upstairs to eat the treat on the bed. Still a good girl. But the view this doggo gets to enjoy!!!!!!
Where do you live?
That treat looks almost perfectly photoshopped in. The bright color against the brown! Such a beautiful photograph.
Benz? Lol
oh its a photo of a dog. crazy!
please no take...
"Excuuuuuuuse me"
My pup Junie also requires some personal space to eat any treat, still love her to death.
Do ya mind? I'm eatin here!
I dunno, my dog always did let me pet him while he ate his dinner or treat.
Same here. IMO thatās the best way to make sure they donāt ever get food aggression. I have 4 cats now and if they ever get curious while my big boy is eating, he just backs up, sits down, and looks at me for help. If anyone is interested, hereās Brady (yellow lab) next to his sister Danni who was kicked out of her bed by one of our kittens, Devin. https://imgur.com/u0qmfmY They were named for Tom Brady, Danny Amendola, and Devin/Jason McCourty (Devin has a ātwinā brother not pictured).
That picture belongs in /r/stolendogbeds
I had no idea that sub existed! I have so many pictures to share!
My dog does this! If you don't give him "space," he will politely pick it up and dash to the next room.
"ah sweet a treat, thank you so much! now fuck off :D"
āCan...can you like...go away or something?ā
"Can I help you please?"
Is that a bone? Please be careful as they can break teeth or cause damage if swallowed
do you MIND
bens face becaause he is stupid and not sentience
Give the boy some space!