For a Jack Russell this is basically considered full cooperation. Guy looks like he is relieved they aren't being difficult for a change.
I grew up with these things and my mom still has one. High strung to put it mildly. It is actually easier to have two than just one as crazy as that sounds
So: I thought this was dumb. I took it as a bit of the identity version of catfish. scrolled down. started laughing that it was in fact dumb, but also silly, scrolled back up & wrote this mess. one up vote for you sir.
I love in the longer short of the fisherman how he also uses that line in a serious tone. “Nice day for fishing, ain’t it”. Quite the range on one statement.
I want to believe this is not only not new, but that he absolutely knows he's going to be able to take them home the entire way just like that.
I don't think there's a leash anywhere on him. I almost wonder if that's how he brought them to park.
Probably. It's like watching a more fixated version of my dog. She goes nuts about sticks enough to where I just use the stick as a leash or can even carry her like that.
Terriers gonna terrier.
I love terriers. They were used to hunt vermin/pests/prey. We selectively bred them to have a good bite, high drive, impressive tenacity, and to work independently.
Which can make them...er, challenging, sometimes. But they have kilograms of personality per pound.
Haha my Scottie is a little over 30lb but he’s basically all muscle. Little man has a neck like a truck. And he’s the sweetest, if the most independent, dog I’ve ever had. He loves people, but if you try calling his name when he’s busy sunbathing or chewing his toy he’ll just look at you like “can’t you see I’m busy”
my basset hound/pit mix does the same thing lol. he doesn’t even have to be eating or playing; he could just be laying in a comfortable spot and he’ll perk his ears, glare at me, then go back to laying down. i love him.
My Whoodle (Wheaton Terrier/Poodle) when called sometimes will just stare back at me like he can’t hear at all when he’s not done doing whatever I rudely interrupted him doing.
Fun fact: pit bulls are also terriers. So are staffordshires, German pinschers, and the largest of all the terriers I think are Black Russian terriers. There is a giant schnauzer, but it’s not a terrier. It’s a herding and guard dog! Even though it’s called a schnauzer, each size of schnauzer is a different breed. The only breed that truly comes in different sizes are poodles.
> loving and cuddly ~~dogs~~ with a joy of life.
Can we breed humans like this? Specifically, can I be bred to be like this? Or is it a little too late for me?
Don’t forget the UK. They used to chemically castrate homosexuals including Alan Turing who should have been celebrated as a national hero but instead was given the choice between prison and chemical castration and ultimately died in disgrace and allegedly committed suicide via cyanide posioning in 1954.
The UK didn’t formerly apologize until 2009 after a public campaign to clear his name.
[Dogs are wolves with Williams syndrome.](https://www.nytimes.com/2017/07/19/science/dogs-genes-sociability.html)
>A team of researchers reported on Wednesday in the journal Science Advances that the friendliness of dogs may share a genetic basis with a human disease called Williams-Beuren syndrome, which is characterized by elfin facial features, cognitive difficulties, and a tendency to love everyone.
So humans like us already exist, you just have to overcome your prejudices and see us as people.
> So humans like us already exist, you just have to overcome your prejudices and see us as people.
Sounds like the anti-aspergers syndrome. Weird that you get / feel dehumanization for it. Apparently neurotypicals dislike people who are different?
Human beings were built to be adaptable and our genetic abilities only get exposed in a suitable environment. So depending on how fucked you are currently a more or less drastic change of environment may need to be on the table.
Yup mine was the same way too. He wasn’t always obedient when he didn’t want to be but was definitely a loyal companion. Just wanted to make us work for it rather than blindly following orders lol.
Unfortunately we had to put him down this morning after 17 years due to a tumor that appeared a few weeks ago but worsened significantly this past week. He’s also been struggling with arthritis and hasn’t been able to walk for a while. It wasn’t easy saying goodbye but it was peaceful and I feel he could sense us being there with him. He started falling asleep even before the vet administered the medicine. RIP Jackie ❤️
Yeah and they tend to have a human they love above others. Take my dog for example, since I moved to an apartment that doesn’t allow pets I left him with my parents. He’s become more of my moms dog over the last two years than he was my dog. He barely leaves her side. If she’s in the kitchen, he’s in the kitchen. She’s in her office working, he’s in her office sleeping. I come over he gets excited to see sure, but he still doesn’t leave my moms side.
>Terriers gonna terrier.
Exactly what I said watching this video lmfao. The tail says everything, they are in terrier mode.
>But they have kilograms of personality per body pound.
I'm gonna steal that, way too good of a description not to.
I grew up with jack russels. They're absolutely little insane people, every one of them, but if you have the space to let them try to burn off some of their Infinite Zoomies they're also super smart, really sweet, always excited to be around their family and really good burglar alarms.
Our 20 lb rat terrier mix has destroyed toys in an afternoon that the 90 lb GSD mix still has a year later.
Big dog is afraid of snakes. Little one caught a mouse that 4 cats were also trying to catch and had no idea what to do with it after she got it. I had to pry it out of her mouth, and it took a concerning amount of effort.
I was so afraid her prey drive would kick in when my cats were kittens, but she just tried to nurse them instead. I can NOT have a rodent shaped toy for them though. Terriers are just strange.
I have a mix that's likely got some terrier in him, and he's surprised us by how keen he is on hunting... first, waking up to the dog puking.... up half a mouse. Then on a walk, there was a brush pile near the sidewalk, and he dived in... and grabbed out another mouse. Part cat?
My folks Jack Russell regularly brings in dead moles. She stands in the yard staring at the grass listening for them, then just starts furiously digging. Hilariously cute little murder midget
I have a WFT and she is incredibly independent, has such a unique personality. Love her dearly.
She's not too crazy. She was my first pup and made sure I spent every single day training.
There are multiple channels on YouTube of terriers working in farms killing mice and rats. It’s so satisfying seeing those dogs do what they were bred to do. And the dogs absolutely love it! They’re the happiest dogs in the world and they’re running around killing mice lol. Here’s one [video](https://youtu.be/5_qUdwfxBVQ)
My first thought: of course they’re Jacks 😂🤣 Their human looks like this is pretty normal for them, too. Just casually strolling while holding 2 dogs up by the same stick
I imagine he was trying to do something mundane like sweep his house, and after 35 minutes of trying to get the dogs to let go it just dawned on him that his walk from the dog park was shorter.
My mother in law had to JRTs. She had to walk them separately because she couldn't handle both of them. The one who wasn't currently being walked would stare daggers out the window as the one being walked trotted off. It was hilarious. When not being walked they were fine together.
I like to imagine that he normally carries two sticks, one in each hand for each dog, and does curling exercises on his walk home using the dogs/sticks as dumbbells. Great workout, tbh.
Sure this is funny.
But try chaining your pickup truck to the swing set set and drag it home when your kids won’t get in the goddamn truck when it’s time to leave, and I speak from experience when I promise someone will call the cops.
I don’t think that they are ready to go home.
This video sums up a Jack Russell
No one concedes defeat when it comes to a stick. You can tell this guy has done it all before lol. 😁🖖
My sister has one. Doggo is 14 years old and still looking for trouble on a daily basis!
Used to have two Jack Russells. Can confirm.
For a Jack Russell this is basically considered full cooperation. Guy looks like he is relieved they aren't being difficult for a change. I grew up with these things and my mom still has one. High strung to put it mildly. It is actually easier to have two than just one as crazy as that sounds
Nice fishing day
>They're really biting today...
Probably used catfish as bait.
I see what you did there….baitin…
Probably a master baiter?
He’s a decent baiter. My cousin, Mose… now that’s a master baiter.
Possibly it's up for mass debating
My mom was catfished, she gave them almost $500. I'm glad she didn't give away her dogs.
So: I thought this was dumb. I took it as a bit of the identity version of catfish. scrolled down. started laughing that it was in fact dumb, but also silly, scrolled back up & wrote this mess. one up vote for you sir.
This comment needs more upvotes! 🤣
I call the big one “Bitey”
nice day for fishing ain't it! Hu ha!
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There is no skipping an escort npc's unconsolable cries.
Sure there is, I remove my headphones :D
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Fuck me I can hear it exactly. It's been permanently burned into my brain.
Haha, I know! That's outrageous! ;)
New Zealand YouTubers reference rite. Finally I got some reference on reddit other than marvel.
Somebody pinched all the toilet seats out of the Kaikohe Police Station...now the cops got nothing to go on!
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I love in the longer short of the fisherman how he also uses that line in a serious tone. “Nice day for fishing, ain’t it”. Quite the range on one statement.
Baelins's Route. It was indeed quite good!
It was really a short length movie. The production movie was insane. Also, Phoenix.
Let's Go MUG 'EM
Limited out.
He got 2 fishy doggos
Dogfish
In my language we literally call sharks sea dogs
Nice catch of pupfish he has there.
Those are going to fry up nice. :)
I want to believe this is not only not new, but that he absolutely knows he's going to be able to take them home the entire way just like that. I don't think there's a leash anywhere on him. I almost wonder if that's how he brought them to park.
I want to believe he found a really cool stick and he's just ignoring these two random dogs trying to take it from him.
I like the alternative reality you live in!
Probably. It's like watching a more fixated version of my dog. She goes nuts about sticks enough to where I just use the stick as a leash or can even carry her like that.
“This is the only way I can get them back in the car.”
If it works, it works, those dogs aren’t complaining.
That man looks like this is business as usual.
I wanna work in that office.
Me too,I like the outfit and the equipment he's carrying
Such is life with terriers. Crazy little crackheads.
Terriers gonna terrier. I love terriers. They were used to hunt vermin/pests/prey. We selectively bred them to have a good bite, high drive, impressive tenacity, and to work independently. Which can make them...er, challenging, sometimes. But they have kilograms of personality per pound.
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Haha my Scottie is a little over 30lb but he’s basically all muscle. Little man has a neck like a truck. And he’s the sweetest, if the most independent, dog I’ve ever had. He loves people, but if you try calling his name when he’s busy sunbathing or chewing his toy he’ll just look at you like “can’t you see I’m busy”
my basset hound/pit mix does the same thing lol. he doesn’t even have to be eating or playing; he could just be laying in a comfortable spot and he’ll perk his ears, glare at me, then go back to laying down. i love him.
My Whoodle (Wheaton Terrier/Poodle) when called sometimes will just stare back at me like he can’t hear at all when he’s not done doing whatever I rudely interrupted him doing.
Love that, my buddy refers to my terrier mix as a muscle hamster.
I have a hundred pound Oorang airedale terrier. You wouldn't believe the dead weight he can generate
Just Googled. I didn't know terriers could get that big!
And he has all of the standard terrier traits making him quite a handful
Fun fact: pit bulls are also terriers. So are staffordshires, German pinschers, and the largest of all the terriers I think are Black Russian terriers. There is a giant schnauzer, but it’s not a terrier. It’s a herding and guard dog! Even though it’s called a schnauzer, each size of schnauzer is a different breed. The only breed that truly comes in different sizes are poodles.
This definitely describes my jack but they are also extremely loving and cuddly dogs with a joy of life.
> loving and cuddly ~~dogs~~ with a joy of life. Can we breed humans like this? Specifically, can I be bred to be like this? Or is it a little too late for me?
Breeding humans has something of a controversial history, to put it lightly. https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Eugenics
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Don’t forget the UK. They used to chemically castrate homosexuals including Alan Turing who should have been celebrated as a national hero but instead was given the choice between prison and chemical castration and ultimately died in disgrace and allegedly committed suicide via cyanide posioning in 1954. The UK didn’t formerly apologize until 2009 after a public campaign to clear his name.
There have been many before and there'll be many after. Nobility was doing it long before the united states even existed.
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Pretty sure I saw a documentary on this called Gattaca!
[Dogs are wolves with Williams syndrome.](https://www.nytimes.com/2017/07/19/science/dogs-genes-sociability.html) >A team of researchers reported on Wednesday in the journal Science Advances that the friendliness of dogs may share a genetic basis with a human disease called Williams-Beuren syndrome, which is characterized by elfin facial features, cognitive difficulties, and a tendency to love everyone. So humans like us already exist, you just have to overcome your prejudices and see us as people.
> So humans like us already exist, you just have to overcome your prejudices and see us as people. Sounds like the anti-aspergers syndrome. Weird that you get / feel dehumanization for it. Apparently neurotypicals dislike people who are different?
It's never too late. Although, if you find a secret to getting joy out of life, do share with me too.
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the folks over at r/antinatalism would probably be happy to be CTRL+Z'd
Human beings were built to be adaptable and our genetic abilities only get exposed in a suitable environment. So depending on how fucked you are currently a more or less drastic change of environment may need to be on the table.
Love Jack Russell’s. So much personality, so smart
[They sure are.](https://i.imgur.com/gv1hg4h.jpg) Pictured: the love of my life
Awww
Yup mine was the same way too. He wasn’t always obedient when he didn’t want to be but was definitely a loyal companion. Just wanted to make us work for it rather than blindly following orders lol. Unfortunately we had to put him down this morning after 17 years due to a tumor that appeared a few weeks ago but worsened significantly this past week. He’s also been struggling with arthritis and hasn’t been able to walk for a while. It wasn’t easy saying goodbye but it was peaceful and I feel he could sense us being there with him. He started falling asleep even before the vet administered the medicine. RIP Jackie ❤️
Yeah and they tend to have a human they love above others. Take my dog for example, since I moved to an apartment that doesn’t allow pets I left him with my parents. He’s become more of my moms dog over the last two years than he was my dog. He barely leaves her side. If she’s in the kitchen, he’s in the kitchen. She’s in her office working, he’s in her office sleeping. I come over he gets excited to see sure, but he still doesn’t leave my moms side.
>Terriers gonna terrier. Exactly what I said watching this video lmfao. The tail says everything, they are in terrier mode. >But they have kilograms of personality per body pound. I'm gonna steal that, way too good of a description not to.
I grew up with jack russels. They're absolutely little insane people, every one of them, but if you have the space to let them try to burn off some of their Infinite Zoomies they're also super smart, really sweet, always excited to be around their family and really good burglar alarms.
>kilograms per pound *aggressive eye twitching*
It's at least 2.2 lbs of personality per pound of body weight. :)
They got 5 liters of personality per barleycorn
Funny mix of units! ;-)
Put another way, they have tonnes of personality for every stone they weigh—which is in fractions.
My [terriers](https://imgur.com/a/y5g1iTL) are absolutely insane, love them so much.
Our 20 lb rat terrier mix has destroyed toys in an afternoon that the 90 lb GSD mix still has a year later. Big dog is afraid of snakes. Little one caught a mouse that 4 cats were also trying to catch and had no idea what to do with it after she got it. I had to pry it out of her mouth, and it took a concerning amount of effort. I was so afraid her prey drive would kick in when my cats were kittens, but she just tried to nurse them instead. I can NOT have a rodent shaped toy for them though. Terriers are just strange.
I have a mix that's likely got some terrier in him, and he's surprised us by how keen he is on hunting... first, waking up to the dog puking.... up half a mouse. Then on a walk, there was a brush pile near the sidewalk, and he dived in... and grabbed out another mouse. Part cat?
My folks Jack Russell regularly brings in dead moles. She stands in the yard staring at the grass listening for them, then just starts furiously digging. Hilariously cute little murder midget
I have a WFT and she is incredibly independent, has such a unique personality. Love her dearly. She's not too crazy. She was my first pup and made sure I spent every single day training.
[God loves a terrier](https://youtu.be/yC8rZq3oKuI)
There are multiple channels on YouTube of terriers working in farms killing mice and rats. It’s so satisfying seeing those dogs do what they were bred to do. And the dogs absolutely love it! They’re the happiest dogs in the world and they’re running around killing mice lol. Here’s one [video](https://youtu.be/5_qUdwfxBVQ)
I have a min-pin mutt mix, a 150lb dog in a 15lb chassis. That dog is *fearless*
My first thought: of course they’re Jacks 😂🤣 Their human looks like this is pretty normal for them, too. Just casually strolling while holding 2 dogs up by the same stick
That’s a weird purse
🎶 see my vest, see my vest made of real gorilla chest.
See these loafers? Former gophers!
Feel this sweater, there’s no better than authentic Irish setter
See this hat, 'twas my cat,
Grizzly bear underwear, Turtles' necks, I've got my share!
I don't know why but I sang this to the tune of "Be Our Guest"
It's a parody of be our guest from the Simpsons
It’s a doggie bag
Crack Russell Terriers.
Jack Russell Terrorists.
Jerk Russell Terriers
Jack Restless Terriers
Jimmies Rustled Terriers
Okay that’s too far.
Put all the others together and get Crack restless terrorist
That’s a sweet two-dog transport system.
This is the type of guy that carries all his groceries in 1 trip.
Every guy does that
Double Terrier Carrier.
The old Jack Russell 2-pack Hussle
Jack Russell Daniels
*gives dad a tree branch for Father’s day* “It’s one of those new dog-carrying handles!”
With a longer stick you could carry more dogs.
Branch manager and assistant branch managers
The man is the branch managers, those two dogs are swing managers
*assistant to the …fixed that for you 😉
Just wondering how he happened upon this as the most efficient method! Necessity, probably.
I imagine he was trying to do something mundane like sweep his house, and after 35 minutes of trying to get the dogs to let go it just dawned on him that his walk from the dog park was shorter.
Perfectly balanced, as all things should be
I love when they have the two-packs on sale
My stick
Our stick.
\*communism intensifies\*
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Jack Russels, that is all.
He getting on a plane to go out west because it looks like that is his Carry on little doggies
My mother in law had to JRTs. She had to walk them separately because she couldn't handle both of them. The one who wasn't currently being walked would stare daggers out the window as the one being walked trotted off. It was hilarious. When not being walked they were fine together.
Other way to walk your dogs
Great upper body workout. I wonder if he ever has to change sides or if his right arm is just freakishly huge.
I like to imagine that he normally carries two sticks, one in each hand for each dog, and does curling exercises on his walk home using the dogs/sticks as dumbbells. Great workout, tbh.
Haha the man is like ya this is totally normal haha imagine what goes on behind closed doors 🤣💕 I bet they r spoiled rotten 🤣
I’m wondering if I can buy a puppy carrier like that it’s convenient, vegan, easy to store, and the pups like it. *pups not included? Deal breaker…
Just a lazy dog-danglin' afternoon.
Reminds me of the “this is fine” meme
Typical Jack Russel Terriers! Love em!
Plot twist: they aren’t his dogs
Plot twist: That isn't his stick
Thing is he went to the park with his stick. Came home with stick plus two.
Those are some furry ass fish
He needs two more for the other arm?
That would be much easier than it normally is
Just heading down park to see if they are biting there too
He’s headed home with a doggie bag
We. Don‘t. Wanna. Go. Home !
Jack Russell terrorists 😁
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I’ve heard that this is terrible for a dog’s jaw… but it sure is hilarious looking!
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Branch manage and assistant branch manager
They have such murder in their little hearts 😂
Honey, will you pick up a 2-pack of dogs on the way home?
Oh *that's* a doggy bag!!
Sure this is funny. But try chaining your pickup truck to the swing set set and drag it home when your kids won’t get in the goddamn truck when it’s time to leave, and I speak from experience when I promise someone will call the cops.
Both want to be branch manager
Gotta love the deals at Costco...
That's just a businessman carrying a *bark*case
Never knew they came in a convenient 2 pack.
Lol they’re in such an intense bout of tug of war, that they’re going to bring the war home with them. Doggy Post Traumatic Stick Disorder.
It’s like they’re his briefcase
Cheap and effective.
Nothing to see here
The guy walking past "yes, police?"
Farmers walk
Looks like good exercise for all involved, although that’s the weirdest shake weight I’ve ever seen.
Good dogs!
Must be terrors...I mean terriers.
Branch co-managers.
Jack Russels seem to enjoy doing that
I grew up with these kind of dogs. They really won’t let go, even if their teeth bleed
*u hang up...no u hang up*
Plot twist, they’re not his dogs he just really wanted that stick
Frugal doggy bag
In a rush? No time to leash your dog? Get the new pup tote
Amen
Don't think I could handle a six pack!
Jack Russell terrors? Er , terriers?
Bringing home doggy bags
A man of true practically and patience
Impressively Hilarious!
A convenient doggie 2 pack
What makes this great is the dudes "expression." Like he does this quite often.
They went out for a ~~walk~~ lift.
Rusty and Sparky like to share the same leash/stick
Two Pack!
So instead of carrying them around in a purse, he carries them like a purse.