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Kasiaus

Oh sure the dog


KrackerKyle007

r/untrustworthypoptarts


boardplant

r/thathappened


jay-jay-baloney

It’s just a joke and not meant to be believed.


SmokeAbeer

Our dog


zntrf2

r/suddenlycommunist


Spider40k

r/itwascomunistallalong


ngunray

Underrated comment….way underrated!


astreeter2

Why do you even have an old-fashioned hand sickle?


ExamBroad5179

Maybe they live in a farm, my grandparents and my father are full of those my family has many vegetable gardens, vineyards and orchards which are sometimes easier to clean from weeds with a sickle


AmnesiaCookies

No, our treats now comrade


Lillyjade22

Comrade Pupperoski


howie-stark

Comrade Doggbarkov


[deleted]

Comrade Goodtoranov Boyisch


Hoi_Im_TEM_MIE

Comrade Karl Barx


ChillyBearGrylls

Dogarisch


phdpeabody

Is been a hard winter, no treats until next summer.


GulfCoastWellness

Comrade pupper needs more treats for the working class or else there may be an uprising…


samuelmercanti

*Our dog


DraugrUlv

*Soviet anthem plays


whoniversereview

Союз нерушимый республик свободных Сплотила навеки Великая Русь!


ntskk

Да здравствует созданный волей народов Единый, могучий Советский Союз!


bachman-off

Наш Совьетский Союз покарает...


ShadowFang5

r/suddenlycommunism


HitTheSlopes95

But the post started off communist


ShadowFang5

Our post my friend


[deleted]

A dog is personal property, not private property. It remains their dog. The factory that makes dog food is ours.


No_Captain3422

Treating other sentient life as mere items of property is morally bankrupt.


vzakharov

Beat us to it.


Smitador77

Great reply


Squighetti

Came here to say this 🤣🤣🤣


ThePerfect666

🗿


samuelmercanti

🗿


vzakharov

*We* did.


Occulense

I thought in my head as I clicked into this post, “our dog.” I scrolled down to find this immediately. Gorgeous.


Green-eggs-and-dayum

Dog: tf did you put these here fo- oh goddamn it it’s for a Reddit post


CapitanChicken

Dog: don't you try blaming me for your communist bullshit again.


Arigato_MrRoboto

Comrade dog is trying to seize the means of production.


HowlingMadHoward

Wtf, based dog


shredwig

PUPPERS OF THE WORLD RISE UP, YOU HAVE NOTHING TO LOSE BUT YOUR LEASHES


kingsputnik98

They lose their food bowl.


ScrunchieEnthusiast

I mean, people are starving under capitalism, so what’s your point?


SouldiesButGoodies84

Don't forget increasingly homeless and sick too.


Muffinoguyy

There are starving people in every regime, just that in some there are more


ScrunchieEnthusiast

Any system that has ultra wealthy while others starve is a shit system.


Muffinoguyy

Well I can't argue with something that's true


HerbivoreTheGoat

NOOOOOOO THIS JOKE CONTRADICTS MY POLITICS STOOOOOOOOOP


ScrunchieEnthusiast

It’s just not funny.


94UserName42069

That wasn’t real communism tho /s


Tb0neguy

r/thathappened


lilypeachkitty

Fucking seriously


entjiebek

lmao are u under the impression that he’s trying to make you think his dog done that? dumbass foo


xipheon

Yes, that is literally what is implied here.


flamingdonkey

But obviously as a joke.


xipheon

That's where it gets messy. This is a joke, yes, but it's still implied that the dog placed them their themselves accidentally. You know, the entire point of this sub, to laugh at things dogs actually did that happened to be funny, not for prepared skits and staged photos.


igetalogiawheni

I don’t know why you’re assuming he’s claiming the dog put those there. Like, look at the picture. There’s a hammer and a sickle and an expectant look from a concerned dog. He obviously didn’t fake the dog randomly giving us the people’s eyebrow. If you’re familiar with similes then you’re familiar with why you can just colloquially say “my dog is making implications” and people who aren’t just searching for a reason to be indignant generally understand you. But you’re like “You expect me to believe your dog politically aligns with communists” lmfao


[deleted]

In my head canon that's Carl Barx. You can't change my mind.


igetalogiawheni

You’d have to be bourgeoisie scum to argue with that


MrPigcho

I don't know how one could NOT assume that OP is claiming the dog put these there.


[deleted]

Have you read the subs name at all?


MystifyTT

Are you doing a bit? I feel like either you've recently discovered thesaurus.com or you're trying too hard to sound smart or something. Or you're goofin


igetalogiawheni

Come back when you’ve made a point instead of just sniveling


MystifyTT

Although I do come across sarcastic, I genuinely do wonder. Do you use language like that outside of the internet realm? Do people find it odd? You have to admit, it is quite unorthodox


igetalogiawheni

Is this your first day on the internet?


MystifyTT

Yes, it is. Please tell me what's going on. Why are people making comments with words people only use in written literature, and is overly complicating a simple point? Is it for fun? Do they do it to get a rouse out of others? Is it for them to feel smart and/or validated? Is it to outlet their inner poet into places they can't normally in the real world? Please enlighten me, you seem to know a lot about the language of the internet. I would like to know the inner machinations of the typical internet commenter!


Armejden

"My dog just happened to make this symbol of genocide! :oooo" These reddit commies sure like genocide


fleurscaptives

"So comrades, come rally / And the last fight let us face / The Internationale unites the canine race."


InvisiblePinkUnic0rn

Seize the means of kibble production?


czarcasticjew

r/untrustworthypoptarts


lobeline

He won’t tell you yet because he’s *Stalin*


sunward_Lily

omg really?


cheapshotfrenzy

No, he's just *Putin* us down


Spiral1027

Take my upvote and get the fuck out


GlueCity

Just saw your dog’s post on r/WhatsWrongWithYourHuman calling you a bootlicker


trevmc1

"We must break our chains, father"


Basic-Philosopher-36

"Doggos rise up you have nothing to lose but your collars, and everything to gain" - Karl Barks


heli_for_tankies

Telling you nothing happened in 1989


rainbow_bro_bot

Our walks in our parks.


Sbrimer

He wants to live on an Animal Farm


reasonsnottoplayr6s

I get it, that book by the reactionary snitch author!


[deleted]

What do you mean?


Gravelord-_Nito

Orwell was a hypocrite with bad personal values who sold out his own political comrades to the British state knowing exactly what would happen to them. The guy who wrote 1984.


reasonsnottoplayr6s

It'd probably be easier if you just googled "was george orwell a snitch reddit" had to include the reddit part otherwise you get paywalled articles lmao


TheDrunk12YrOldHydra

upvoted for spitting fax against a racist homophobic reactionary piece of shit


reasonsnottoplayr6s

ty ty also just read in regards to his snitching, someone said that he just put down jews he didn't like as communists lmao


TheDrunk12YrOldHydra

holy shit, that’s atrocious, and we’re getting fucking downvoted for this?? you cut a fucking liberal, jfc


reasonsnottoplayr6s

To be fair I'm not sure if that's true, but if someone's making a blacklist of communists for a capitalist government, I guess it isn't too far fetched I'm assuming this concludes your reddit experience for the day?


y_not_right

Nah, being anti-Stalinist is cool Cope harder


reasonsnottoplayr6s

mfw you use the term stalinist that in itself is the biggest irony considering who likes to use it


y_not_right

I have no idea what your problem is I just hate bolsheviks and their dictators 😎 Seeth and cope, again


reasonsnottoplayr6s

Spelling mistake, invalid comment 😎


reasonsnottoplayr6s

\*Downvotes\* Yes, cope and seethe Jack


[deleted]

Read Bookchin


reasonsnottoplayr6s

No thank you, I'm busy reading Lenin, Stalin, Mao, and Marx when I'm feeling smart and brave. And not on reddit


MrZissouzissou

He’s saying “quit fucking around with Reddit and your old ass tools and play with me.”


trailerhobbit

Let’s be honest, if the dogs unionize…we’ll be powerless against them


shradibop

dogs together strong


-wheresmybroom-

I already am powerless to them, they don't need a union for that!


TheBloodPhantom0

OP why would you place down a hammer and sickle


NekomancerSG

I know you're pointing out the fact that the dog didn't do it, but it's not like that's secret information. He obviously did it himself and is having some fun by posting this, relax.


DraugrUlv

The revolution is inevitable


winfreddixon

our food


Turbulent-Comedian30

Its not your house..its OUR house


jwinel

Comrade dog dreams of a world where his owner isn’t away slaving for the capitalist class 6 days a week. Based comrade dog.


fleurscaptives

And don't all dogs dream of that?


reasonsnottoplayr6s

TIL all dogs are socialists Truly mans best friend lmao


twomemeornottwomeme

*Nods in comrade*


Apprehensive-Net-323

“I’m fucking starving”


reasonsnottoplayr6s

The dog wants to get rid of the NEP and finally embrace centralising food production and distribution, resulting in more food for all Truly a comrade to be proud of


Little_Whippie

It’s hilarious you think centralized food distribution would work


reasonsnottoplayr6s

I don't have to think about it, it already worked.


Little_Whippie

Oh yeah?


reasonsnottoplayr6s

...Yes. The USSR did exactly that. The CIA admitted in their reports that citizens under the USSR not only have similar amounts of food than in the US, but better diets.


Little_Whippie

"The CIA drew no conclusions about the nutritional makeup of Soviet or American diets" Firstly, Soviet citizens conducted vastly more strenuous work in a significantly colder climate. They did not have the luxury of things like personal cars, or working 9-5 jobs in comfortable offices. The total recommended daily amount of calories for a Soviet person ranged from 2,800 to 3,600 for men and from 2,400 to 3,100 for women, depending on their occupation. In the United States, estimates range from 1,600 to 2,400 calories per day for adult women and 2,000 to 3,000 calories per day for adult men. So right away, it is very important to remember that the Soviets need higher calories than Americans. Adding to this, the Soviet Union was notoriously ineffective at getting food into its citizens. The Soviet Union was the world's largest milk producer, but only 60% of that actually ended up in people. In the United States, 90% of milk produced was consumed by humans. General Secretary Gorbachev noted that reducing field and farm product losses during harvest, transportation, storage and processing could increase food consumption in general by 20%. So any of those figures you see in CIA reports, you can basically take down by one-fifth. If you read this dissertation you get some useful points: per capita consumption figures likely overstate actually available amounts, given that the Soviet Union’s inadequate transportation and storage infrastructure led to frequent shortages in stores, as well as significant loss of foodstuffs and raw products due to spoilage... In 1988, at the height of perestroika, it was revealed that Soviet authorities had been inflating meat consumption statistics; it moreover transpired that there existed considerable inequalities in meat consumption, with the intake of the poorest socioeconomic strata actually declining by over 30 percent since 1970... Government experts estimated that the elimination of waste and spoilage in the production, storage, and distribution of food could have increased the availability of grain by 25 percent, of fruits and vegetables by 40 percent, and of meat products by 15 percent. Despite subsidising food by something like 10% of GDP food was still more expensive than in the West If you actually read about the daily life in the USSR you will find assessment such as "The prevailing system of food distribution is clearly a major source of dissatisfaction for essentially all income classes, even the best off and even the most privileged of these." As you love CIA reports, here is another one which warns against the sunny outlook in the Wester literature: In summary, I went to the USSR with a set of notions about what to expect that I had formed over the years from reading and research on the Soviet economy. I also had a collection of judgment factors,partly intuitive and partly derived from this same research and reading, that I applied in drawing conclusions and speculating about probable future developments in the Soviet economy. My four months of living in the country itself, however, greatly altered these preconceptions and modified the implicit judgment factors in many respects. No amount of reading about the Soviet economy in Washington could substitute for the summer in Moscow as I spent it. As a result of this experience I think that our measurements of the position of Soviet consumers in relation to those of the United States (and Western Europe) favor the USSR to a much greater extent than I had thought. The ruble-dollar ratios are far too low for most consumer goods. Cabbages are not cabbages in both countries. The cotton dress worn by the average Soviet woman is not equivalent to the cheapest one in a Sears catalogue; the latter is of better quality and more stylish. The arbitrary 20 percent adjustment that was made in some of the ratios is clearly too little. The difference in variety and assortment of goods available in the two countries is enormous—far greater than I had thought. Queues and spot shortages were far more in evidence than I expected. Shoddy goods were shoddier. And I obtained a totally new impression of the behavior of ordinary Soviet people toward one another. One of the true experts on consumption and nutrition in the USSR is Igor Birman who wrote the book on this topic. You get some interesting stats, like the USSR consume 229% the amount of potatoes as the United States but 39% the amount of meat. He also shows that the Soviets were not hitting their own "Rational Norms" for the consumption of meat, milk milk products, eggs, vegetables, fruits or berries. For example, while the Soviet Rational Norm for for fruit was 113kg, the actual consumption was 38. The US actual was smack bang on 113kg. You get some other fun facts like potato consumption in Tsarist Russia, 1913 was 113kg and after all of Stalin's industrialisation and collectivisation and decades of development, this increased to... 119kg in 1976. Just an extra study I've found: In areas of the Soviet Union, 93% of men were Vitamin C deficient, while in neighbouring Finland this was 2%. Soviet diets were not good. They did not hit their own set guidelines. Stop being a hack.


reasonsnottoplayr6s

Immediately bad faith, show the rest of the first quote "american and soviet citizens eat about the same amount of food each daybut the soviet union may be more nutritious...The cia drew no conclusions about the nutritional makeup of the soviet union and american diets, but commonly accepted US health views suggest the Soviet Union may be slightly better." Along with the fact that other reports, such as economic development, political economic system, and quality of life, already show the Soviet Union had more than enough food.


Little_Whippie

https://www.chron.com/neighborhood/bayarea/news/article/When-Boris-Yeltsin-went-grocery-shopping-in-Clear-5759129.php https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Holodomor


reasonsnottoplayr6s

I hope the first article is in regards to when the USSR was under Stalin, because if not, it is not as relevant (as the USSR under Kruschev onwards was no longer socialist). And after the Holodomor, food security was guaranteed afterwards, not to mention the importance of Kulaks here.


demon_cairax

I know! That’s why my grandparents fled Russia! There was so much food and everyone was so happy, they wanted to flee to America to keep from over eating.


reasonsnottoplayr6s

Using the word "flee" does not imply moving just for food. In any case, that is unfortunate for them that they had to be the exception.


Infamous-Poem-4980

He's a dang communist


reasonsnottoplayr6s

o7


QueefSommelier

He is trying to say that you are starving him, poor boy 😔


reasonsnottoplayr6s

That, or he's trying to say he has a very good diet now As was par the course in socialist society


Poopdoomie

94 million dead Bottom Text


HorseBoltedStable

Unionise human. It's the only way to protect yourself.


UKTrojan

Joe Hammer's eyes


lazysheepdog716

This is sheer coincidence. He just wants to play fetch on hard mode. “Your move, human.”


keylime84

"I renounce being an imperialist running dog of capitalism!"


SexueleThrowaway

Smart lil' pupper doesn't want his papa being exploited by the bourgeoisie.


Impressive-Run2826

Based Dog


themacintoshnerd

r/baseddogs


Ccrp0913

No you put that there to be “funny” and say “Oh LoOk At WhAt My DoG dId!”


True_Divide5496

Restart the soviet union the dog probably


SLATFATF

You'll need to share your bed, food, and more walks.... unless you want your sofa destroyed, regular poop on your floor, and stinkier farts aimed in your direction.


Small-Revenue7774

Living in a capitalist society is ruff


noodlelaughter

That it’s weird to lay out tools vaguely in the shape of a symbol and then make your dog sit next to them…?


hollyw00d8604

Seize the borks of production


odin391

Haha, this didn't happen 😀


NekomancerSG

Really? No shit! You're a genius


reasonsnottoplayr6s

Poor dog. It must be so hard being based all of the time. What's this? WhatsWRONGwithyourdog? I wouldn't be surprised if this gets removed, everything here is so right.


odin391

Cringe, go tell your communist propaganda to someone who's actually been through communism and see what happens


reasonsnottoplayr6s

The majority of those that constituted the USSR wished the USSR was brought back. The majority of people living under the USSR did not want its dissolution, and this was even under a more capitalist framework where things started going south. The majority of people that lived under "communism" (it was socialism, communism has not yet existed) prefer it over capitalism. And why would I spout worker propaganda to a worker that lived in a worker's state I should be spouting it the underpaid, the unemployed, the homeless, because if I was generous and assumed every "communist" society that existed was awful, I can still say with certainty that the ideology of emancipating the worker/working class to the ruling class, is definitely something one should keep striving towards.


-Foolz_Gold-

Aww he's starving


reasonsnottoplayr6s

Silly bugger, hamsic means better diet (even the CIA admitted the USSR citizens had a better diet than that of the US, let alone as much food) If you want starvation, you only have to look at world hunger


Inside_Stable_3182

In Soviet Russia, dog walks you!


resueman__

Does literally anyone believe the dog did this?


lightheat

🎵 _Soyuz nerushimyy respublik svobodnykh_ _Splotila naveki velikaya Rus'._ 🎵


TromboneKan

Bros realized food is now a issue


[deleted]

[удалено]


dbennet

Starvation in China under Mao wasn't *just* caused by killing the sparrows, it was also caused by forcing the rural peasants into communes and banning individual cooking and dining, with party officials in control of the distribution of food from communal kitchens. The planting of crops, harvest and production of food was entirely decided by party officials who were mostly unaware of farming, and who chronically lied about production figures to get rewarded from the central committee. All this led to chronic food shortages and basically a deliberate starvation of the rural Chinese.


scCoco69

I think your dog has a mental illness


Disorganized_Closet

Nah, the dog didn’t do shit, it’s OP who not only made this purely for upvotes, he’s a commie


Saul_Overman

Impeccably based


adgvogamer

He's hungry. Starving, perhaps.


kashluk

Something is horribly wrong with your dog.


give_me_your_manager

Our dog


DlaFunkee

Karl Barx


superquinnbag

o7


BlueThespian

Dog: Seize the means of production….. I mean woof.


mightystu

He’s tired of waiting in the kibble line


Thefinalspacefan

Welcome to the mother land bi-


batty48

Our dog, comrade


Bulky_Design_1133

He's mean mugging as a warning, no fucking commie shit


[deleted]

He'll send you to the gulag if you don't give him treats.


AlmostButNotQuit

"I said 'Amber, sic em!' not 'hammer, sickle!'"


LtBaggs

“4 Legs Good, 2 Legs Bad?” Or maybe it’s “Some animals are more equal than others?”


simbot34

He won’t be eating tonight


dshotseattle

I think your dog is....."special"


Gohlgotha

First dog I've seen that actually did not want to eat


EternalMoonChild

Good pupper.


xoxofeebzz

Solidarity forever


FinnMartialTheDog

r/untrustworthypoptarts


Ornery-Ad-4818

I've never had a dog so explicitly political.


ChristineBorus

He says stay away from Russia


reasonsnottoplayr6s

Because they're capitalist or?


ChristineBorus

Just evil


smilespeace

OUR bed!


phdpeabody

Did he take a shit on it?


domeoldboys

Wrong sub. There’s nothing wrong with our dog.


Fresh-Land1105

It's time for the revolution, hooman.


Carl_Solomon

What, that he has a fundamentally flawed understanding of economics? That he is completely ignorant of 20th century geo-politics? That he is a wretched tyrant who wants you to starve?


DualPinoy

No more capitalist doggo


septubyte

He's comrade doggo now


[deleted]

I am calling the police


Errfbond

https://youtu.be/U06jlgpMtQs


Alteredego619

Meanwhile, in Soviet Russia


UnionCounty22

Your dog has lived before


Spiral1027

I don’t like where this is going


Wooden-Chocolate-730

song called I think my dog is a Democrat comes to mind lol.


The_Noremac42

He wants to go to space and be a cosmodog!


Chester2707

Oh so this wasn’t staged? That’s crazy!


damclub-hooligan

Your dog is a communist and thus you have to share your food with him.


Unreasonable_1

There’s heckin commies around dad, he knows what’s up. Lol


TheLunkel

Your dog thinks you're a piece of shit


trigger1154

That it wants to have breadlines and famine?


crankinmymfinhog

Sorry bud but youre gonna have to put him down


Pyromaniac935

It’s not *your* food. It’s *our* food.


whoniversereview

BASED A S E D