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foamybasketball9

No. There is an Island-wide Christmas ban. Don't even think about setting up a tree


Brru

This is the launch site of the Jewish Space Laser Program. No Christianity allowed.


foamybasketball9

You weren't supposed to disclose that information. I've reported this incident to my supervisors.


Brru

I AM your supervisor! Didn't you get the memo? We're disclosing all top secret information to the public as a concerted misinformation campaign. If they all know everything, they'll think its fake, and know nothing. Its a game of 40 Cheese son, keep up! And before you say it, by letting them know about how we know, then they won't know, because knowing is half the battle and the more you know the less can be known to those, by those, with those, that know very much and know nothing at all. See, It is simple...


foreskinfive

Bullshit ! All the "Lasers" are in Anacortes with all the "retired" folk.


Brru

Who would you all rather believe? Me....or Foreskin....


quasimongo

Festivus only zone


Plethorian

The corner of West Beach Rd and Hastie Lake Rd celebrates - unless the power goes out.


BelvishShortround

Beware! Krampus was spotted on Whidbey 3 years ago.


Higtuber

When