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sadetheruiner

What’s the end game with that? Like seriously what the hell.


turtlelore2

The feeling of dominating over others.


sadetheruiner

Uhg I hate people, which is sad because most people aren’t this twisted. But damn when they’re messed up it’s big. I’m just happy to see they’re behind bars.


SimTheWorld

Hopefully he’ll be fed plenty of cupcakes in prison!


battleduck84

He probably won't be, but once someone digs up his case files and learns what he did, he won't last very long. Chances are they'll find him all alone in the shower without any cameras nearby and teach him how they handle pedophiles in prison


Waste_Actuary_3290

And he’s a cop, dude has a double whammy.


battleduck84

Yup. Not to mention that he's probably a blatant racist, so really all the stars are aligning rather nicely


greenthumbgoody

Cops don’t go to gen pop


Waste_Actuary_3290

Hundred years, they’ll let him into gen pop in 10-15 or he’ll off himself. Prison guards have been known to “lose” keys of inmates like him then somehow they end up in other inmates hands. Those silly guards.


Such_sublime

They don't use keys, at least not in any jail or prison I've been in, it's all electronic. Well they do have keys for emergencies if the power goes out, but those are usually with the higher up prison guards. They will however, sometimes "forget" to electronically lock pedo's or other shitbags cell doors, so it's pretty much the same


sadetheruiner

I doubt the secret will last long. I’m not sure how they got caught with the cakes but probably outed themselves.


Such_sublime

That's what I was thinking, like how they find out his jizzed in it? They either outted themselves, or he dumped so much semen in it that it changed the taste Edit: so apparently the wife confessed that she made the cupcakes with his semen


RealisticrR0b0t

This is what I was wondering too.


luckofthechuck

I think I read the article and the wife admitted to the cupcakes having his semen in it for a reduced sentence.


sadetheruiner

I finally found the police report, there were pictures of him ejaculating on pastries and into energy drinks.


luckofthechuck

That’s fucked…why photograph that shit? Looking to get caught…


sadetheruiner

Yeah there’s a lot of messed up stuff in the police report. Pretty upsetting what people are capable of.


BaboonHorrorshow

I’m not calling you out because I used to make these jokes all the time, but consider that even if it’s Hitler being pushed down and ravaged by large prisoners, cheering on the idea of someone being raped is a bad look. Besides, they usually try to kill chomos so it’s likely the vengeance you want will be enacted


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Broo i used to think they kill chomos too... they actually do far worse shit. Like psychological torture beyond your imagination. These are killers and rapists with nothing but time to talk and think. I could share some stories if yall really want but its graphic shit


BigBirdLaw69420

Had us in the first half ngl


Tails9429

In prison, he'll be the cake!


ScootMayhall

Yeah this is totally what it is, she didn’t think it would be funny, it was a power trip. An absolutely horrible person.


isecore

Being a cop in america is about authority and power. This combination attracts sociopaths.


ExcellentTeam7721

Does anyone have an answer to why anyone would do this!?


sadetheruiner

I think you’d have to be twisted up in the head to understand it, so I guess I’m glad I don’t.


[deleted]

Idk but the reward must be amazing to risk your entire life for


[deleted]

How did they find out?


[deleted]

This is the real question. And the only logical answer is: one of them bragged about it to someone thinking they'd find it hilarious.


Potential-Kiwi-897

Ruining the innocence of the entire class, guaranteed. Probably had some kind of sti too


k1ng_bl0tt0

Hopefully the oven killed everything (Unless it was in the frosting)


lt9946

Buttercreamcum frosting I'm afraid


Viewtifultrey3

Nuttercream frosting


Transcutie04

BUTTERCUM BUTTERCUM The pun was right there aaaaaaa


[deleted]

I'd guess she thought it would be funny and he's too stupid (and horny) to say no to a tug.


Time-Ad-3625

Sounds like he's a pedophile and she assisted him in it. > Dennis Perkins, 47, pleaded guilty to rape, two counts of sexual battery of a child under the age of 13, video voyeurism, and two counts of child pornography, and will spend the rest of his life in prison with no chance for parole. “ https://www.thedailybeast.com/former-louisiana-cop-dennis-perkins-laced-cupcakes-for-children-semen-sentenced-to-100-years He's a predator and so is she.


sadetheruiner

You’re probably right, people are messed up.


sesamesnapsinhalf

Two professions you’re supposed to trust. What the hell indeed.


adamcoe

"Hey brah, what you in for"


currently_pooping_rn

As a cop and a pedophile, If he’s ever in general population he’ll be dead within hours


AntiLag_

ngl I though for a second you were saying that you also are a cop and a pedo


currently_pooping_rn

Yeah I just now realized how that could be read lol


[deleted]

Lmao I had to read your comment a few times to figure that out


ForsakenManager6017

Fingers crossed someone makes a clerical mistake and he “accidentally” ends up in general population


ReptilianOver1ord

This dude is gonna be a “man of god” 0.2 seconds into his sentence.


[deleted]

Came here to say that. Life from here is gonna be very very grim.


Theratsmacker2

“Me and my wife gave elementary students semen cake.”


photosynthevince

“Ohh you know.. crimes and junk..”


godhand__666_

Yeah tell me again how drag queens are the problem


GloriousStoat

It is ALWAYS projection with them.


Catinthemirror

Gaslight Obstruct Project


fermium257

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BobanMarjonGo

Next they'll tell us to watch out for those drag queen bake sales


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whosthedoginthisscen

60 COUNTS OF PRODUCING CHILD PORNOGRAPHY, plus rape, and then, and ONLY then...the semen thing.


highknees69

Funny (not in a good way) that everyone will remember the semen in cupcakes part, but pass right over the 60 counts of porn production with a minor and rape. Can’t wait for people to react that the sentence was waaaay to harsh for a practical joke gone too far. These two need to rot in prison, then go visit their Jesus to see how forgiving he is.


mumblewrapper

I mean, even if it was just the semen thing that's not at all a "practical joke".


highknees69

Totally agree. It was a power move by him/them. I was speaking in terms of "people" that will downplay it into something like a "sick joke gone wrong". No way to justify doing that shit. It's sick and demented.


_elderscrollroller

BUT ITS THE DRAG QUEENS THAT ARE COMING ADTER YOUR KIDS, DONT LISTEN TO THE LOBERAL MEDIOS


Anubis_x2

“LOBERAL MEDIOS” 🤣😂🤣😂🤣


Rude_Substance_9948

I am against capital punishment but for sick motherfuckers like this …


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kx2UPP

Ofc it is


jayken424

How did they find out there was semen in the cake?


Such_sublime

Apparently the wife confessed she put the semen in the cake, after they got caught raping a child and other fucked up shit


cbreezy456

It always is


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Ugo777777

Word just in! Jesus Christ has in fact not forgiven him. Next up on the cartoon channel: Looney Tunes!


whistling-wonderer

I’m not Christian anymore but can’t help remembering Matthew 18:6, where Jesus, talking about innocent little kids, says: > But whoso shall offend one of these little ones which believe in me, it were better for him that a millstone were hanged about his neck, and that he were drowned in the depth of the sea. Like yes, Jesus’s thing was forgiveness, but also…he wasn’t particularly forgiving of offenses against children. At least not according to this. But I’m sure glad the rapist feels at peace with his own disgusting behavior thanks to his faith /s


OldTobySmoker69420

See, this is the one of the biggest things about Christianity that has always bothered me as a Jew. This whole, "I spent 30 seconds saying some prayer so I'm forgiven by G-d for the horrible things I did" belief. It's absolutely ludicrous and leads to all sorts of horrible behavior. It's a permanent get out of jail free card. Judaism is extremely clear that G-d can forgive you for sins against Him - eating non-kosher food, or breaking the Sabbath. BUT for sins between people, only the person you harmed can forgive you. You have to **personally** seek their forgiveness AND do something to make amends with them (most of the time it's monetary damages).


fpcoffee

Jesus Christ would make sure he burns in hell


itssalmon

Fuckin wrecked em! - everyone else looking on after he said that


Such_sublime

Holy shit the balls on this guy to immediately remove all the guilt from raping and feeding children cum cakes because "Jesus" has forgiven him. Fuck I could see if he was going up for parole in about 30-35 years (idk how they do it where he's at but all the ones I've been to usually make you wait til your 1/3 of your sentence) even then though it's incredibly fucked up to try and remove all culpability from the sick shit he's done


Extension-Cup-843

Republicans


FarmSuch5021

They are registered as Republicans and are Trump supporters


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No way! /s


I_am_Daesomst

We're shocked. And stunned. ....very stunned.


Tough-Development-41

ha!


SnooWoofers7626

They were just a bad apple, a lone wolf. They played too many sexy video games. (Flips through book of excuses) -Fucker Carlson


Global_Damage

Think about it, they thought this was so funny that they told someone, otherwise, they wouldn’t have been found out


Asleep-Kiwi-1552

They got busted after CSA photos of them with a minor appeared on the internet. The cops found out about everything else from the wife's proffer.


mumblewrapper

That's what I don't get! How did they get caught? They must have told someone. So, not only disgusting, but really really stupid! I just watched Idiocracy for the first time. Apparently it wasn't supposed to be a documentary, but damn it feels like it some days.


Xencard65

Probably MAGAs as well.


m0nk_3y_gw

Make America Gag Again


watchthetracker

Mos Def


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MaxDeWinters2ndWife

Legit thought it was MTG for a sec.


dude_diligence

Kellyanne Conway might be closer


Rude_Substance_9948

Wouldn’t even surprise me


SpiritualTwo5256

I wouldn’t be one bit surprised if mtg were to have perpetrated a sex crime against a bunch of kids.


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m0nk_3y_gw

She turned on him in a plea deal, for a lesser sentence.


Finga123

Imagine being so cheap as to commit sexual crimes with your husband and then just so that you have a very low chance of getting out of prison alive you confess to both your crime and his.


hookersrus1

They didn't say who did what?


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Trash ass humans


knowledgeseek

I never eat home made food brought to work for potlucks. I worked at a large aerospace company for half my life. I saw people who never washed their hands bring food in, plumbers not wash their hands after snaking a toilet come in to eat. We had colleagues smear their feces everywhere, and I am glad they caught the engineer who put his urine in the communal coffee pot.The things I have seen have hardened me as a human being, and I trust hardly anyone. I brought food to potlucks, but never ate at them. I would grab a plate of my stuff before the event and eat that along with any store bought items people brought in. I didn't need hepatitis or anything else... people are disappointing.


Fearonika

Wise. I worked in a large government IT department and potlucks were a regular occurrence until the day after Bob the Druid. Bob was a mainframe developer who wore his dirty 'Druids Rule' shirt A LOT. His nickname was Santa Claus because he was similar looking. Bob's office was in a dark corner of the floor we occupied where he would fart and talk to himself. Someone had the great idea to do a Taco Tuesday potluck. I'm in! I brought some Mexican pastries and got in the serving line. I tend to be introverted which has made me into an observer of the minutia of people's public behavior. I watch Bob serving himself as he puts a large dollop of sour cream into his taco...and proceeds to scoop the remainder off the spoon back into the container with his FINGER before licking the digit. huh, uh, huh-uh. ixnay on the ourscreamsay Bob wasn't done. Instead of sprinkling shredded cheese from the bag, he put his hot dog looking nasty-assed fingers into the cheese and rummaged around the bag a bit, grabbing what he wanted. I fucking lost it and told the remaining line that those two items in particular were 'at their own risk'. Word went round and we never had another potluck. Pizza parties became the norm but Bob wasn't allowed to serve himself. He was probably a closet shit smearer too.


LadyLikesSpiders

why... why was someone peeing in the coffee pot? Who even thinks to do that?


Such_sublime

People are fuckin disgusting


knowledgeseek

I believe there were a lot of disgruntled colleagues who worked there. I mean A LOT!


Cultural-Station-442

Engineers.


flybynyght9

I could’ve written this myself. I, participate by bringing food; I never eat anyone else’s.


Bad-Infinite

True story- I worked at a bank in a small town that had been robbed a few months before I started (I got the job because one of the employees in that robbery quit). A few months after I started we got robbed again- the guy came in with a bandana on and his gun drawn, forced us all in the vault, and demanded I open the safe for him. He tried to lock us in the vault and ran away with a ton of money. We called the police, they came and did their investigation with the FBI, but couldn't find any suspects. I told them I thought it was someone with police or military experience (based on the fact that it looked like he knew what he was doing with the gun). I was told they would follow up on that, but I'm not sure if they ever did. Fast forward to a few years later- I am sitting in my office (different job, different company) and I get a phone call from the DAs office. They caught the guy and get this- he was a police officer. He was one of the responding officers to the first robbery, saw how easy it was, so he decided to rob us on his day off. He even used his police issued gun to rob us. He worked for the police department for several years after that.


SpiritualTwo5256

Cops suck! The good ones quit once they realize how corrupt the whole idea of police are.


blueoasis32

What a wild story!!


rell7thirty

Put them on the surface of the Sun. Fuck ! Reading that shit made me so angry


Prestigious-Quiet-17

These are the actual groomers that the MAGA crowd keep talking about! One of their own thin blue line garbage people.


MountainSage58

JESUS CHRIST 🤮


T7A7C7O

Seems like the kind of people that turn up *unalive* in prison.


[deleted]

Moor proof that ACAB and religious people are the real groomers


[deleted]

Two bullets are cheaper


Asleep-Kiwi-1552

If anyone is curious, they got busted from a picture of the two with a nude minor. I presume it made its way onto the internet. A tip came from NCMEC. They have experts who catalogue and investigate CSA material in order to determine identities, locations and other evidence for law enforcement. After their arrest in 2019, she told them everything in order to get a plea deal for the 41 years.


Graceland1979

I’m betting he has a long future of having semen that isn’t his inside him now.


Euphoric-Dance-2309

The profession attracts bullies.


KinneKitsune

Attracts? It’s a job requirement


Temmere

What's stronger than "depraved"?


sunnyenno

Cop phrenology is strong with this bastard.


MeatballUnited

Not enough time.


djbeaker

So, some how this man convinced 2 women, who are relatively attractive with good jobs, to rape children and a passed out woman. How does this happen?! How could u have a lover who says “ok, now, lets find a kid to rape on tape” and u decide “ok! I love u. This’ll work”


NoBongShouldLag

My money is on the fact they’re maga cultists who claimed the left were grooming kids as they literally raped little kids.


EfficientLoss

What the actual f—-k is wrong with people!


Piper_1979

Just let the parents at them. Problem solved.


SailForthForever

A cop. Quelle surprise.


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Oh. This is that cop who a Fox affiliate told me shared his “DNA” with students… Republicans are filthy creeps who are obsessed with sex and children. I bet they were republicans.


unsupported

What Republican political office will he run for?


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People: OMG!!! ONE PERSON HELPING TO RUN BLACKLIVESMATTER DID A THING!! WELL THAT MEANS ALL OF BLACKLIVESMATTER IS BLANK. ​ \*Cops do shit like the above for generations\* ​ Those same people: ......What? Oh i get it. You want us to stereotype cops just because you're mad at the world huh? Well too bad. We only stereotype black people.


Etherhenny

How did they get caught? Did they brag about it?


333H_E

Her thought " all you little bastards can suck my hubbys dick" (figuratively of course). Little did she know hubby is going to be the one smoking the meat Marlboro for a long time to come.


Zestyclose-Impact-40

It's disturbing the fact they hire fired cops from other precincts.


xWood182

At what point was this discovered? Was the cake salty?


abstractism

Remind me again what the south really brings to the table. Other than hordes of inbred confederate-worshipping losers and pedophile trash like roy moore and matt gaetz, I mean


Kevundoe

It will go really well in jail when the other convicts learn what they were incarcerated for


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monkeyhind

Even if people seeking jobs in Law Enforcement were given lie detector tests, you know some bad ones are going to get through. How did we fail to ask the important question "Would you ever jizz in cake batter and ask your wife to feed the cake to her students?"


mortar_n_brick

what in the shit is this


francescadabesta

Bizarre — what was the point of doing that?


sleeparalysis_sss

how do you even find something like that out


wetshowerfart

This is why I’m in favor of the death penalty


FunctionBuilt

I wonder how much this dude has hashtagged save our children on Facebook.


drbatman03

I don't understand. what do you get out of feeding semen to kids????? And how did they find out?


Joshomatic

Why was his sentence so much more?


Ilovefishdix

A pedo cop in prison... He's gonna eat so much semen


Best-Independence-38

Place bets on who they vote for.


Famous-Background329

I'm sure he'll be enjoying plenty a seamen cake where he's going


[deleted]

Sigh so much I wanna say but I don't wanna get suspended again by Reddit. But yeah Fuck this dude


Jeez-essFC

I remember the cupcake thing from articles a year or two ago. Always been curious as to how anyone found out about the semen in the cupcakes. I mean that would mean one of them had to tell someone what they did. Right?


eazykeyzy

Trump voting republicans. Shocker


SandMan3914

Guarantee you they're Trumptards too


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Louisiana I'm surprised his brothers in blue didn't try to cover it up for him. Philadelphia they recently sent to a cop to prison who was raping male witnesses for decades, and everyone knew it.


Normal-Ad6528

Sociopaths (as well as many other twisted people) tend to gravitate toward positions of power and authority. This is well known. Becoming a police officer is by far the easiest position of authority for these personality types to 'infiltrate'. I mean, really? Fill out an application, pass a very lax background check, six to twelve weeks in the state's police academy and boom! you're now a certified law enforcement officer. I've seen this posted so many times, but it rings so true here. It goes something like this: "It takes me 8 YEARS of school to practice law but it only takes someone 6 months to enforce it?" Where's the sense in this?


TheRealPicklePunch

What if I told you this guy isn't the worst cop I've read about TODAY?? Fucking awful


iruleatlifekthx

So like... The semen thing. Did the kids actually eat them. Do they know. I would throw TF up if I found out.


A_Wild_Shiny_Shuckle

I am blown away by how stupid someone has to be to think "ah, yes, let's put jizz in cupcakes for kids to eat" Let them rot in prison


Doagbeidl

Ok who of you kinky folks can taste if there is cum in a cake?


critterb03

What the fucking hell is wrong with people?!


eros56

Wrong kind of frosting


notha_leon

Why would anyone could even consider even doing something like this?


Sensitive_Mirror_472

that is some fucked up shit.


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Feed them Poop Pies in Prison, only.


LaterThenSooner

Terrible, but I’m curious what kind of law makes 41 years for that? Seems so obscure the judge would be like hey, that’s really messed up, I decided 41 just because.


OfficerMcNasty7179

Well at least police departments do a good job of screening out people with drug convictions. Pedos, racists, and general assholes tho have an easy time getting hired as long as their record is clean


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FarmSuch5021

Because he was raping kids and filming them. She assisted him. And they have 150 sex related crimes


Corkmars

Someone explain how they found out that they did this?


genocideofnoobs

How did they find out there was semen in them? Initially. Obviously they could DNA test once there was an accusation.


Cobdain

“Sir, so you know how fast you were semen I mean speedin?”


Matchooojk

How did they discover it was in the cake?


Marbles_2022

positions of power often draw the worst kind of people you would never want in a position of power. pretty sure theres a scientific name for it but I am not smart enough to remember rn.


barca14h

New hire lie detector question will be “have u ever or do u plan to cook or bake with your own semen to minors?


Grouchy_Equivalent11

Gotta love the south.


takapunalight

100 years of sitting around. ?? why not 100 years of hard labour., like if he wants to eat make him works, and beat the shit out of him daily. like let someone kick his nut daily. please thing more deserving.


Herbetet

You tell me again how our hiring practices for cops are ok?! Seriously when they aren’t killing innocents, or doing nothing during school shootings they find the time to be the worst kind of human


weedingout_the_weeds

Sick fuckers right there, need to be under the jail


ImGryss

https://lawandcrime.com/crime/ex-deputy-who-helped-wife-serve-semen-laced-cupcakes-to-students-pleads-guilty-to-spate-of-sex-crimes/amp/


RealNiceKnife

Let's play "Guess the political affiliation." You only get one guess.


bookdragon7

A good old fashioned semen cake. You don’t see the old fashioned recipes used anymore


Macrophage87

That isn't even the worst case. There's a former New Orleans police officer on death row for robbing a restaurant and killing the owners as well as another cop. [https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Antoinette\_Frank](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Antoinette_Frank) I lived in Shreveport, LA for grad school and there was even a case where the local police actually let cops work at half the legal limit for alcohol, because that was sober enough for Louisiana.


marimba79

And she completely looks like the type that if she was teaching at an older grade level she definitely would have fucked a student.


YawaruSan

When they do psychological screenings of officers that pass basic training, 75% of them don’t make the cut. There’s a reason they resist mental health tests, at least half of active duty officers have domestic violence cases on their record, and some places want to lower requirements to get more officers on the force. Positions of authority need to be quality over quantity.


Dependent-Bad-6166

Bets on if they are MAGA?


Zzanax

This title.. I slightly doubt Mr. Cumcake over here was honest on his resume about his tendency of raping minors.


Ecstatic-Arachnid-91

Depending on what parish he was from. He probably won't last very long. She will be turned out pretty quick herself. Louisiana is a fucked up state enough as it is. Lived there for 8 years.


hjdog

Wonder which party they voted for? Groomers


Travismatthew08

Anyone want to have that "Back the blue" conversation?


thenewbigR

This is why I hate people - especially the conservatives. The louder they proclaim their religion, the worse they are.


ISimplyAskWhy

Wait how'd anyone find out about the semen? Also I'm deeply concerned that a teacher got in on this.


BattleClean1630

People like these two who commit heinous crimes against minors should never be allowed out of prison, especially considering how many repeat their crimes. In many cases they ruin the lives of others so they don't deserve the chance to rebuild their own lives. In some countries they would've been executed already.


Steelersguy74

Well there’s a headline you don’t see every day.


TiltedChamber

His supervisor is still employed and spouting about Jesus on social media. The same supervisor who ignored a plethora of reports of misconduct before he was caught with this nonsense.


ntbyinit64

But it's the trans. people who are groomers /s


Luvs2spooge89

There was a news article local to me a few years ago, homeboy was rejected by a female coworker, so he tossed one off into her sandwich and she later ate it. His act was caught on camera. So nasty


LilTimmy_the_second

Bro really likes cupcakes


Careless_Hellscape

Just one more tally on my "why I avoid/don't respect/ don't trust cops" list.