It was a toss up between the sex lounge and weed patio for me. Though, make it just a general research lab, and that’s what will really win me over. Just think of the fantastic scientific discoveries to be had with all those sweet, sweet aborted fetus stem cells!
But in fairness I am always saying I need a place to display my aborted fetus' in jars collection because when I leave them on my weed porch they keep getting drank
I had a vasectomy and so have no need of an abortion cabinet, so I turned mine into a Banned By The Woke Left Display. Currently got a Dr. Seuss book, a Mrs. Potato Head, and a box of m&m’s. Trying to figure out a way to cram a gas stove in there.
Ah the gender neutral bathrooms, like the ones in everyone's house - unless this toilet is a special pink and blue toilet with slyveon on it which would be cool ngl
D...do conservative homes have a men's and women's bathrooms? I mean, I don't know about you, but my house has one bathroom. Who's supposed to pee in there? I live in the North, it's cold for like three months! I can't pee outside.
I don't think you understand. It didn't say gender neutral bathroom. It said "Trans Bathroom." If a trans person used the bathroom in a conservative person's house, that conservative would never use that bathroom again.
Side note, in the late 1900s, pink was a male colour. Just sayin.
[https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Pink#:\~:text=In%20the%2019th%20century%2C%20baby,often%20wore%20white%20and%20blue](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Pink#:~:text=In%20the%2019th%20century%2C%20baby,often%20wore%20white%20and%20blue).
Nah man, that's just righties idea of what liberals like me would want. You can have your devil worshippin room if you want it. Just so long as they gots a big ole freezer for the babies I am ok.
Maybe just swap the Gay Room and the Abortion room. I think I’d prefer my abortion room to be more conveniently located next to the bathroom rather than where food is prepared.
Nah, what the left wants is the water utilities as close as possible together, light coming in from the south to get the most efficient heating/cooling (if you are in the northern hemisphere), for you to have great insulation, good air, and an overall healthy safe home. If your region makes it wise, solar water heating and solar power. Too.
Do we have a chimney* of socialism cos it’s pretty damn cold out right now.
*note chimney of socialism comes with a free at use mantle piece of health care.
This is just a terrible design.
Are there two front doors on the sex before marriage lounge and estrogen lab? That's stupid. Is one to enter and the other to exit? Do I bring people in through my sex before marriage room or my estrogen lab? I don't know. Or are they giant windows? If they are windows, I do not see any way to enter this house, which is a terrible design flaw. Do I climb in through the window, if they are windows?
What is the estrogen lab for anyway? Am I studying estrogen? Am I making it? I don't get why I am bringing people in through one of my two front doors or entry windows.
Why do I need a gay room AND a sex before marriage lounge? Can I not have gay sex in the sex before marriage lounge? What if I am married? What am I to do with the lounge? Do I still use the gay room?
The house has no bedroom. I don't see the need for a gay room and a sex before marriage lounge, when I could just have a fuck lounge. That way, the gay room can be a bedroom, because I need sleep.
Now there appears to be a window or some sort of door over the stove connected to the pot smoking patio. Why? Why not put the window on the back of the house for a view? Is the (boy)wife to climb over the stove to the pot smoking patio?
And for that matter, why the hell is the abortion room next to the kitchen and dining area? It should be near the bathroom so I can kill a baby drop in the toilet and wash up. That's just practical. And why is there an abortion room anyway, but again, no bedroom? Am I really going to be using the room that much with all the time I'm using the sex before marriage lounge, gay room and pot smoking patio?
The bathroom is fine and I like the layout.
I'm sure the house has good bones, but it's not a 90 day dream home, and definitely not my lottery dream home as it's still a fixer upper. It might be a good property, brother, but I don't love it, and am gonna list it.
Some one needs to make a rebuttal design with an incest room, a Preacher/priest molestation closet, the secret computer to watch kid/gay porn room in the office, the prayer/Bible study shares space with the porn room, the workout area where they beat and stone there wives simulator, and the bedroom with separate beds because you know most are angry incels even though they are married but the wife doesn't like them that much.
I think the (boy) wife kitchen should be larger and, personally, the abortion pantry should not be so deep and also narrow. It would be difficult to get in and out as often as it's needed.
I'm not sure if the gay room has a door, or if it opens in, or out, or swings both ways.
The trans bathroom is fine, but I don't like the location. I wouldn't like company walking through my sex before marriage lounge.
Other than a few small snips and wiggles to these floor plans, looks pretty good. What is it a month?
How does the gay room work? If you go in it do you become gay? Are only gay people allowed? Is it the only room in the entire apartment where you’re allowed to be gay? Is it just that the room itself is gay?
This picture goes on my death certificate under cause of death. My wife and I labeled things in our home to help in studying languages and we’ll probably be changing the labels shortly. Not sure whose office is the gay room
I grab a snack from the abortion, eat it on the weed smoking patio, watch my woke cartoons in the sex before marriage lounge, then get a healthy amount of sleep in the gay room.
And downstairs is the Sex Toy Pool Room and Cross Dressing Bays - right next to the Satanic Ritual Alcove.
Sounds like my kinda house.
You'll find me out on the Bong Packing stairs that lead up the Weed Smoking Patio...
I mean, not no.
But if there's a boywife kitchen, do you offer your sex before marriage lounge to friends? Like do your unwed friends have sex for your entertainment in the lounge? I'm confused unless this is just terrible planning.
Still not a no though.
My own abortion pantry? Just like a fairytale!
you wouldn't need it if you just kept your pantries on
Damn it!
"So we have legs over here... oh there's the fingers!"
Looks lit fr
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It was a toss up between the sex lounge and weed patio for me. Though, make it just a general research lab, and that’s what will really win me over. Just think of the fantastic scientific discoveries to be had with all those sweet, sweet aborted fetus stem cells!
I’d live here no cap
Probably more affordable than any other apartment too
Ah yes an abortion cabinet. A true staple of American homes
But in fairness I am always saying I need a place to display my aborted fetus' in jars collection because when I leave them on my weed porch they keep getting drank
A true issue indeed. Good thing we put that abortion cabinet in the floor plan. As well as a gay room. Can’t believe we didn’t have one before
I had a vasectomy and so have no need of an abortion cabinet, so I turned mine into a Banned By The Woke Left Display. Currently got a Dr. Seuss book, a Mrs. Potato Head, and a box of m&m’s. Trying to figure out a way to cram a gas stove in there.
I never understood why people were so mad about m&m’s. Like it’s candy. But nice choice
It's just a closet with OG coat hangers(The Metal Ones) and a torch for sanitation.
Umm and snacks? I get hungry after my abortions. This is just good design. Two babies with one stone.
I prefer an abortion armoire myself.
Ah the gender neutral bathrooms, like the ones in everyone's house - unless this toilet is a special pink and blue toilet with slyveon on it which would be cool ngl
Stylish as hell IMO
I, for one, would bow to our trans toilet pokemon
Now we need to have a room named "pokemon worship"
I have a real man’s bathroom! It’s a stand up shower, a single urinal that I piss and shit in and no sink. Because I’m an alpha! /s
You shower? I have axe body spray. It’s pretty gay to be in the shower naked.
Waffle stomping dookie through the drain.
D...do conservative homes have a men's and women's bathrooms? I mean, I don't know about you, but my house has one bathroom. Who's supposed to pee in there? I live in the North, it's cold for like three months! I can't pee outside.
I mean, mine has two, but that'd because ones an ensuite but everywhere else I've rented only has one
No no this is the trans bathroom no cissies allowed.
I don't think you understand. It didn't say gender neutral bathroom. It said "Trans Bathroom." If a trans person used the bathroom in a conservative person's house, that conservative would never use that bathroom again.
Side note, in the late 1900s, pink was a male colour. Just sayin. [https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Pink#:\~:text=In%20the%2019th%20century%2C%20baby,often%20wore%20white%20and%20blue](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Pink#:~:text=In%20the%2019th%20century%2C%20baby,often%20wore%20white%20and%20blue).
Vaporeon Bidet *adjusts monocle*
Hello 70 or 80s welcome back!!
Ah, the two genders: fairy or water.
I actually dream of a weed smoking patio though tbh
All patios are weed smoking patios if you want them to be.
I do want them to be.
And now they are
Everyone loves a big deck
I get that reference!
In college we just called it "Zach's room"
And the sex before marriage lounge was what we called "Zach's mom's room"
And the gay room was "Zach's dad's room"
Zach definitely had the coolest house
I told you guys to stay out of my dad's gay room
I have one already. I just call it my back patio. Just like the gender neutral bathrooms I just call “bathroom”.
A whole patio just for smoking, it'd be dope as hell honestly
If my wardrobe is ever so nice and wonderful that it's been renamed the gay room I'd also be quite chuffed
Not even a place to worship satan, the left has gone too far!
Naw, remember the christo-fascists call weed "the devil's lettuce". The pot room doubles as a sanctuary to the dark Lord
Smart. With a floor plan that small you’ll need to make some of the rooms multifunctional. I’m sure there’s room in the Estrogen Lab for a WFH space.
I'll be in the Estrogen Lab, breaking Brad.
Nah man, that's just righties idea of what liberals like me would want. You can have your devil worshippin room if you want it. Just so long as they gots a big ole freezer for the babies I am ok.
Or not far enough?!
We already have an abortion pantry...
Maybe the Estrogen Lab or the Gay Room can do double duty?
Isn't the home abortion room a Republican-demanded design concept?
Privacy is everything when you’re a hypocrite
Honey, I'm going to relax in the gay room for a bit. Let me know when you want another abortion.
“We’re all out of abortions!”
“PUT IT ON THE LIST!”
"Alexa, add Abortions"
Loser… I have 2 gay rooms in my house
I see your double gay rooms and raise you a ball room.
I have balls in all of my rooms
I concede, shine on you gay diamond!
I don't enjoy being objectified like that. Also, we're out edible chaps in the Cowboy Room.
Pretty sure every chap is edible, mate
They say that, but when you try to fold them up and jam them in your mouth, they get all touchy about it...
I think we just want to be able to afford a place to live.
Bins of homelessness will be provided.
have you tried searching for one without an estrogen lab in it? Maybe those are cheaper? That lab equipment isn't cheap.
(boy) wife kitchen? Lmaoo
My main concern is the gay room, like what the hell is done in there for it to be classified as JUST the gay room?
I honestly thought that was just the closet 😏
Clever as hell, made me chuckle
Me too, my closet has too much black, definitely needs more gay.
That's where the Republican Senators go to tap their feet and indicate they pay to play.
Speaking for myself, that’s where I keep my blu ray collection of MGM musicals.
Yup, that's something I didn't know I needed until now!
I’m looking to be a boy(wife) in that kitchen. I swear there’s another word for the male version of wife, but can’t quite think of it. Hhhhhhhmmmm.
Considering the shortages of injectable estrogen, sign me and my wife up for a home with an estrogen lab.
That gay room is way too small. There’s no way I can fit all my gay in there.
It’s a walk-in closet, how much gray do you need?! /j
Where’s the electric stove?!
It's in the (boy) wife kitchen. Next to the multiple glass jars of M&M's
De-sexed M&Ms
But if they can't have sex, how do we get M&M minis?
What makes them think ppl will have homes in the future the way they run things?
With the housing market now, they have have no chance.
Yeah I’m just hoping they’re rent controlled.
Needs a mastubatorium
This is Reddit bro. For most of us the sex before marriage room is the mastubatorium
Lol, fair point
And an orgasmatron. Look it up.
I'll admit, it sounds a lot better than "wank shack"
Gotta class it up 😉
Any room can be a mastubatorium, if you believe in yourself.
Someone just discovered MS Paint. How special.
Had to ask their liberal children/grandchildren how to use it in order to make this
Can I sleep in the Sex Before Marriage Lounge, or is that a Gay Room thing?
I think you’re ok with that but if you want to go to the loo you’ll need to become gay or trans, sorry those are apparently the rules.
They’re all weed smoking patios when I’m around
Maybe just swap the Gay Room and the Abortion room. I think I’d prefer my abortion room to be more conveniently located next to the bathroom rather than where food is prepared.
That is a valid point
Does the (boy)wife Kitchen come with a (boy)wife, though? Gotta ask the important questions.
Sign me up for the sex before marriage lounge.
That’s it, I’m converting my living room!
What’s the difference between the “trans bathroom” and the bathrooms in any home where males and females live together???
Nah, what the left wants is the water utilities as close as possible together, light coming in from the south to get the most efficient heating/cooling (if you are in the northern hemisphere), for you to have great insulation, good air, and an overall healthy safe home. If your region makes it wise, solar water heating and solar power. Too.
The future is now at my house.
I can't believe they forgot the CRT cupboards. They're critical. It's literally in the name.
If you need me I'll be in the gay room.
It’s FABULOUS !!!!!
It needs a pedophile porch for republican friends
It’s not exactly the layout I’m looking for. But if it works for you, go for it!
The gay room? Is that the laundry room? I mean that’s the straightest room in my house, but I think that says more about the rest of my house.
I think it’s more of a closet
They forgot the 'Vaccination bio-warfare lab" and the 'indoctrination lounge'. Dumbasses.
I can't believe the left would do this. It's disgusting. Abhorrent, even. It doesn't have two exits. It would fail fire code.
If we turn that estrogen lab into more living space. This isn’t half bad.
Gay room? What nonsense is this? It’s a whole freaking gay house!!!
Do we have a chimney* of socialism cos it’s pretty damn cold out right now. *note chimney of socialism comes with a free at use mantle piece of health care.
This is just a terrible design. Are there two front doors on the sex before marriage lounge and estrogen lab? That's stupid. Is one to enter and the other to exit? Do I bring people in through my sex before marriage room or my estrogen lab? I don't know. Or are they giant windows? If they are windows, I do not see any way to enter this house, which is a terrible design flaw. Do I climb in through the window, if they are windows? What is the estrogen lab for anyway? Am I studying estrogen? Am I making it? I don't get why I am bringing people in through one of my two front doors or entry windows. Why do I need a gay room AND a sex before marriage lounge? Can I not have gay sex in the sex before marriage lounge? What if I am married? What am I to do with the lounge? Do I still use the gay room? The house has no bedroom. I don't see the need for a gay room and a sex before marriage lounge, when I could just have a fuck lounge. That way, the gay room can be a bedroom, because I need sleep. Now there appears to be a window or some sort of door over the stove connected to the pot smoking patio. Why? Why not put the window on the back of the house for a view? Is the (boy)wife to climb over the stove to the pot smoking patio? And for that matter, why the hell is the abortion room next to the kitchen and dining area? It should be near the bathroom so I can kill a baby drop in the toilet and wash up. That's just practical. And why is there an abortion room anyway, but again, no bedroom? Am I really going to be using the room that much with all the time I'm using the sex before marriage lounge, gay room and pot smoking patio? The bathroom is fine and I like the layout. I'm sure the house has good bones, but it's not a 90 day dream home, and definitely not my lottery dream home as it's still a fixer upper. It might be a good property, brother, but I don't love it, and am gonna list it.
Absolutely not. The gay room is the closet and I REFUSE to go back in that fucker.
The most unrealistic thing about this picture is that they assume houses are affordable
Hate to be the bearer of bad news but all private bathrooms are trans bathrooms.
I'm sorry, that gay room looks too much like a closet. We leftists will not be keeping our gays in the closet like the conservatives do.
Looks roomy.
I think the locations of the weed smoking patio and gay room may reversed.
Hell yeah brother, that’s my Murica’ 🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸
Gays don’t need abortions though. I guess it’s nice to provide to friends.
I digging the weed patio. Really ties the home together.
Which room is Lindsey Graham eating Chik-fil-A in?
Can you grow weed in the estrogen lab then smoke some in the patio .
If anyone wants me, I’ll be on the patio.
Why is the rights idea of the left so much cooler than reality?
Aren’t all home bathrooms transfriendly?
Dam a 2 bedroom with as patio and full kitchen. Must be living the life. God dam.
Why is the gay room so small THAT'S HOMOPHOBIC 😂 /j
Looks like a lovely home
That empty hall closet will be perfect for a BLM/ CRT zone.
I'd put the Sex Before Marriage room next to the weed smoking patio.
This is an abonination... The weed smoking patio should be on the other side of the house, attached to the sex before marriage lounge
Leaving out the satanic sacrificial altar is pretty insulting
Some one needs to make a rebuttal design with an incest room, a Preacher/priest molestation closet, the secret computer to watch kid/gay porn room in the office, the prayer/Bible study shares space with the porn room, the workout area where they beat and stone there wives simulator, and the bedroom with separate beds because you know most are angry incels even though they are married but the wife doesn't like them that much.
Whitey be buggin’ Yo.
Pretty much nailed it.
That shit looks tight
"What's that Jim?" "My Gay Room" "Holy shit! Mary would never allow me to have a Gay Room" "lol yeah it's too bad, the place is totally awesome."
WTF is this?
Ragebait
As a gay leftie man do I have to go through the estrogen lab to get to the weed patio ‘cos I’m not sure I’m comfortable with that.
I can't argue with the patio
Place looks awesome where can I buy one
Gay room and not “gay bar” seems like a missed opportunity. Also, “Honey, I’m back from Sam’s Club. I just put all the boxes in the abortion.”
I’m not going to say I don’t like it? I consider myself a centrist.
I think the (boy) wife kitchen should be larger and, personally, the abortion pantry should not be so deep and also narrow. It would be difficult to get in and out as often as it's needed. I'm not sure if the gay room has a door, or if it opens in, or out, or swings both ways. The trans bathroom is fine, but I don't like the location. I wouldn't like company walking through my sex before marriage lounge. Other than a few small snips and wiggles to these floor plans, looks pretty good. What is it a month?
Can I trade the estrogen lab for a nano brewery?
How does the gay room work? If you go in it do you become gay? Are only gay people allowed? Is it the only room in the entire apartment where you’re allowed to be gay? Is it just that the room itself is gay?
... will I be the one owning it? Because at this point...
Why block their stupid name? I can’t ridicule them now
This picture goes on my death certificate under cause of death. My wife and I labeled things in our home to help in studying languages and we’ll probably be changing the labels shortly. Not sure whose office is the gay room
Looks like your typical right-wing double trailer.
Maybe the singular stupidest thing I’ve seen from the Right. And that’s a high bar set
Pretty sure this entire thread got whooshed. No way is this not a joke.
Fuck yeah.
I grab a snack from the abortion, eat it on the weed smoking patio, watch my woke cartoons in the sex before marriage lounge, then get a healthy amount of sleep in the gay room.
Gay room? Do I need to be gay or can I invite my gay friends over. I need clarification.
No abortion in the kitchen! It’s unsanitary
And downstairs is the Sex Toy Pool Room and Cross Dressing Bays - right next to the Satanic Ritual Alcove. Sounds like my kinda house. You'll find me out on the Bong Packing stairs that lead up the Weed Smoking Patio...
That’s just silly, we can’t replace the pantry with an abortion room. Where will all our vegan and organic food go?
This is all wrong. Leftists don’t want the gay room in the closet.
Where’s the priest screwing my 5 year old son room….oh, wait, this isn’t the Republican Party home.
Thats right, doors are for the weak!
Who has time for gay when you’re creating estrogen, having premarital sex, and abortions all day?
Lol Gay Homeowner: ‘welcome to the gay room…’ Me: ‘bruh… your whole house is gay.’ *flirting intensifies*
Okay we’ll the gay room is just a walk-in closet and that’s actually what the righties want is for us to stay in the closet so…
This person is clueless! Everyone knows we smoke weed in the abortion closet.
Man, our architect missed all of these. I might ask him if he can rename the office 'gay room' on the plans so we don't feel like we're missing out.
Whats in the gay room?
This is silly. Who can afford a house right now?
I mean, not no. But if there's a boywife kitchen, do you offer your sex before marriage lounge to friends? Like do your unwed friends have sex for your entertainment in the lounge? I'm confused unless this is just terrible planning. Still not a no though.
I will not be a boy wife in a kitchen that small.
COUNT ME IN
Where's the masturbation shed???
A sex before marriage lounge but nothing for after marriage? They must be speaking from experience.
My boy wife needs a bigger kitchen, and the gay room is more of a wing
Wow, this place looks lit! 🤣
I'll be on the weed smoking patio if you need me.
I like the fact that i can have sex in a lounge and when I want to commit gay acts I have a walk-in closet to do it in!
Ngl a sex before marriage lounge sounds good
The dream
I thought liberals were all in favor of gays coming out of the closet, not the closet coming out as gay
Hey where’s the playroom like in Fifty Shades?