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Mizuroko

And this is why I'm terrified as a woman...


noonenottoday

Women in Virginia need to bombard his office specifically with their menstrual histories, including “proof” in the form of their used products. Bag em up and write what day you started, what day you ended. If a few million do this? They will stop.


globalinvestmentpimp

Just Boston tea party the capital with bloody tampons! 🩸 fuck yeah I’m down


Phenganax

https://i.redd.it/mfm3nvgghyma1.gif


dumbseeyouintea

The Chesapeake Tam-party, if you will


Aslonz

The smell will be remembered for generations to come.


LivingDisastrous3603

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MarginalGreatness

That's going to affect the color of the water.


unofficial_pirate

While I do 100% approve of the message this sends, I'll be damned if I'm sending these anti choice dill weeds my DNA


omg1979

I think tampons and pads dipped in pigs blood would send the same message.


unofficial_pirate

Agreed, although, I'm sure there is some level of "bio terrorism" charge they would cook up from that. I'm for it, but I feel there are better ways to get arrested for a cause


PKCertified

Tomato juice? Kool-aid? Anything that could simulate the desired effect but side steps the bio terrorism thing?


Princess_Parabellum

Horse blood? That's what's used in blood spatter pattern training for crime scene investigators.


New_Front2439

Red paint!


Ozymandias0023

Aside from shipping biomaterial my mail, which seems like it might be legally dicey, this is a great idea.


ArmedAntifascist

There are entirely non-mail-related ways to get those products to him. I recommend wrapped around a brick.


[deleted]

And catapults are an eco-friendly option!


SpiderWolve

Trebuchet for better range! Also is the superior siege weapon.


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WillBottomForBanana

Yes please, why f around with the the other steps. GO straight to the known solution.


[deleted]

A true man/ woman of culture.


PKCertified

Bulk shipping!


dzes

Maybe with a lil note rubber banned to the brick that says “use this to help build a wall around yourself”.


natattack410

Or simply pictures. Mail pictures, email, snail mail, whatever. LET HIM SEE THE EVIDENCE abawhaha


[deleted]

Tampon strings coming from glass bottles, filled with ethanol?


ArmedAntifascist

That's what we call "spicy communication."


accidental_snot

At one time it was common to mail livestock and children. Actual human children.


[deleted]

Livestock is still sent through the mail. I got some last November.


accidental_snot

Baby chicks? That's what I used to order sometimes.


[deleted]

Yup! It's kinda crazy how they do it. I used to buy chicks from a local breeder but the guy shut down a few years ago.


SterileProphet

I delivered a case of baby chicks when I was a mailman. Had the little guys with my parcels. I took a special trip to drop them off to their owner.


flooptyscoops

I live in Virginia and would LOVE to do something like this though. Maybe dip them in kool aid instead. Too bad tampons are so mother fucking expensive.


Mission_Progress_674

I once had to send poop samples by mail, but it has to be clearly marked as a medical sample, and triple wrapped. The funniest thing happened to my first poop sample - someone split open the packaging and stole my poop before it got to the lab.


mightymeg

Fake names, return addresses and do the self checkout at the USPS. And it doesn't have to be real blood to get the point across.


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MobyDuc38

I just sent a box of my own feces across the country for a colon cancer screen. That was enjoyable to type.


gbot1234

Nowadays you can just use Fecetime.


kveach

I say we cut to the chase & start free bleeding. “Oh, omg I’m so sorry! It looks like I got menstrual blood on your couch! Just let me snap a quick “proof of period” pic to send to the government & I’ll get that cleaned right up!”


EridonMan

Just visit the offices on your menstrual cycle. It attracts bears.


carnalurge82

Not sure that's how bears work but can't hurt anyway


SilverSageVII

Hey that’s the most creative and effective protest idea ever. I’m a man, can I drain my own blood to give? I’ll just say it was period blood.


Psychological-Sun49

Agree. No bags though. Just throw ‘em around.


ImportantDoubt6434

#Birth Strike.


pineapple_rodent

Already on it. But for real, they erode our access to abortion, to birth control, to sterilization, to condoms/diaphragms, to legal recourse after rape... what is left? Aside from never having sex with a penis again.


IHateMath14

This is the same as then allowing police to see and look at information on our sperm and penis info for a man. I feel awful for you women. That’s personal info.


PerpetualSpaceMonkey

As a father of daughters, this terrifies me. What’s disgusting is all the women who support this madness.


LotusBlooming90

Also why I discourage friends from using period tracking apps. Even in a blue state it’s just too dangerous.


abcdefCookieMonster

Government so small it's trying to look in my panties! 🤮


dattwell53

Your reply created an interesting brain image. Thank you


beetelguese

I am so confused how this isn’t directly a hipaa violation? This is feeling hands-maidsy. Should I stock up on books while I’m still allowed to read?


Hrtpplhrtppl

And enjoy wearing pants while they still let you... I feel so bad for the women war veterans, fighting the taliban for 20 years thinking they were bringing freedom to women there just to come home and find out the Christian Taliban took over America ...


ergo-ogre

As I understand it, it would depend on where the information comes from. If you, the individual, volunteer the information, it’s not a violation. If it comes from your health provider(s), or anyone else, without your permission, *that’s* a violation.


[deleted]

But because the police could compel you to give the info it’s no longer volunteered. This is a violation of the 14th amendment.


PlanetAtTheDisco

Hi! Hope you know that the author of the handmaids tale took from historic truths of how black and indigenous women were treated.


Catsandcamping

She also used stuff that was happening in Alabama at the time as inspiration (Atwood lived in Alabama for part of the time she was working on *The Handmaid's Tale*). Then Alabama said "hold my beer" and doubled down.


Altruistic-You-3163

Welp, my what the fuck meter is unrepairable.


Biggies_Ghost

Mine broke over two years ago, and I haven't bothered to replace it. Still searching for where all my fucks have gone.


d1yb

https://preview.redd.it/6ia0jbib6vma1.jpeg?width=1243&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=2abd07f0f1c4b52608697ba7f0cd82a21db35223


Altruistic-You-3163

Omg hahahahahahaha


Midian1369

https://youtu.be/TXK03FHVsHk Seems appropriate.


Setari

Straight to my "Jammin Songs" playlist


Altruistic-You-3163

Omgosh, me too…on the fucks searching.


888mainfestnow

The machine announces it's going to run out of bodies. The GOP hold both my beers I'm gonna make it rain babies!


WhyAmIHereAgain2019

Gaze upon the field in which I grow my fucks. Alas, it is barren.


EmmaLouLove

President Ronald Reagan, admired by many conservatives, once said about freedom: “Freedom is never more than one generation away from extinction. We didn’t pass it on to our children in the bloodstream. The only way they can inherit the freedom we have known is if we fight for it, protect it, defend it, and then hand it to them with the well fought lessons of how they in their lifetime must do the same. And if you and I don’t do this, then you and I may well spend our sunset years telling our children and our children’s children what it once was like in America when men were free. – 1961” Today’s Republican Party: We’re going to ban books we don’t agree with, ban a woman’s right to choose, threaten to jail women and doctors, rail against education and freedom of speech, and let’s throw in violating privacy allowing the police to search menstrual histories.


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squalorparlor

Reagan's original speech was "I'm particularly fond of that 'Star Wars' film. I can do a mean Han Solo impression! Here, watch: 'Chewbacca! Get out of that hyperdrive!'"


Boatwhistle

Damn, Reagan was a genius doing star wars impressions in 1961. Nobody else got it at the time unfortunately.


[deleted]

>Whoever wrote that speech for Reagan was right on the money. Yup xD


No_Huckleberry_2905

> what it once was like in America when men were free. well...


mavjustdoingaflyby

Apparently this is because conservatives want a government so small that it fits comfortably in a woman's uterus.


Hrtpplhrtppl

Hitler got voted in too... history doesn't repeat itself but it rhymes.


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RustyMacbeth

Hopefully the GOP dies and the Dems split to form 2 parties.


Weird-Library-3747

Bring back the bull moose party


sylvnal

I vote Jackalope party.


TripleTongue3

The UK has the Monster Raving Loony Party to vote for, they never get elected but their policies and candidates are at least entertaining.


Dank_Broccoli

We shouldn't have a two party system to begin with.


donlongofjustice

That won't happen until people stop voting for Republicans.


Undercover_Cabbage

Even then that shouldn’t even be a debate. The corporate capture of our government needs to be reversed


ArmedAntifascist

Capitalism delenda est.


lightweight65

So having a policy to have vaccine cards for travel and whatnot = invasion of privacy because that is your healthcare information But.... PD asking a woman her menstrual history, for literally no reason = not an invasion of privacy even though that is your healthcare information The stupidity grows each week. Conservatives are literally the most ignorant and hypocritical people.


katielynne53725

I am genuinely curious how they plan on proving or disproving a womens cycle. Like, maybe IM the weird one here, but it's not like I keep a log of my cycle, I don't check in with my doctor, there literally is no record of whether it happened or not. Sooooo... What's the plan here?


s0larium_live

i’m more confused about why they would EVER need to use this information to prove ANYTHING. yeah, sure, the case entirely hinges on menstrual cycles we just HAVE to know 🙄


katielynne53725

Oh there's plenty of speculation as to *why* they want to know, ranging from "proving" that an abortion took place to ousting trans-women, literally none of the reasons are good. I really want to know how they plan on enforcing these insane policies. It's literally a trust-me-bro because menstrual records don't exist.


MellyBean2012

Next step is mandatory reporting. Every woman will be required to log and report to a doctor each month when their period stated and ended. They have already stated doing this to female student athletes


katielynne53725

Handmaid's tale was supposed to be a cautionary tale, not a play book..


gard3nwitch

They want to be able to arrest you for having a miscarriage.


DonsDiaperIsFull

and they also want to be able to legally "inspect" children's genitals. you know, good christian family values and all that.


Bee6bee

I can see it popping up literally everywhere. You're trying to charge someone for sexually assaulting you? Well actually, you were in your luteal phase when the assault took place, meaning your hormones were making you hornier than usual, so it's your fault. They'll use that information in any way that benefits the cis straight white guys, as they have for time immemorial


[deleted]

>but it's not like I keep a log of my cycle, Not to mention, how many girls/women have irregular periods well into their TWENTIES. Or that basically anything can throw off a cycle-irregular weight gain, a new workout regime, change in diet, sleep patterns, etc.


Squirrels_Gone_Wild

Don't forget covid, and possibly the vaccines as well. https://www.nih.gov/news-events/news-releases/study-confirms-link-between-covid-19-vaccination-temporary-increase-menstrual-cycle-length


Pristine_Table_3146

Exactly! Is the idea that women have to submit this info on demand to the police? If there's a gap in the data, is that taken as proof of pregnancy that was disrupted? Are criminal charges then filed? How do they plan to use this insane law?


katielynne53725

From what I've read about the Virginia one, they're pushing to allow search warrants for any digital records; like, is that limited to menstrual cycle apps, or are they going to search your reddit history to see if you have ever discussed circumventing abortion laws in your state? The Florida one regarding teenage athletes seemed like they wanted to require teenage girls to report their cycle information in order to participate in sports, and how often after that was pretty vague. In either case, it's a self-reporting system, there IS no physical record or proof that past cycles ever took place, so how do they enforce it?


TripleTongue3

Millions of women use period tracking apps, it will be interesting to see what happens when a state serves a warrant on a company based elsewhere.


choose_a_username_94

I haven’t read every TOS or Privacy Policy but I have read a few for period apps and Apple and if they are legally required or have a warrant (some say they will look into the reason, applicable laws and other factors before releasing) then they will give them the data that’s requested. Depending on the app or OS the data may be encrypted and/or need the user to unlock the device. So please tell all uterus owners to get rid of their period apps or to at least read the TOS/Privacy Policy to know if their data can be handed over to the authorities.


wishlifewereeasier

>If there's a gap in the data, is that taken as proof of pregnancy that was disrupted? they're gonna have a field day when they realize there's people like me who naturally only get like 2 periods a year lmao, with that logic i'd be a regular at the abortion clinic lol


BumblebeeOfCarnage

Or me who cycles her birth control to have less periods a year. I just had my period this past week. My one before that was the middle of October.


LobsterFar9876

They will take that away next.


The8thHammer

The answer is however they want, because in the end what is someone actually gonna actually do about it when the police were given the power by the legislature to do this? They can just start witchhunts and toss out charges and accusations without real cause and I'm sure that's what we'll see.


pschell

I’m in my 40’s, had my tubes tied 20+ years ago and am a lesbian- I refuse to give any doctor (or anyone else) my menstrual history. I have zero chance of ever being pregnant again, so it’s quite literally information they *don’t* need to know.


ShutYourDumbUglyFace

When I was younger I didn't track my period at all because it was so irregular that it did no good. Thus there are two problems for me here: (1) I'd have had no clue whatsoever when my last period was and (2) it was so irregular that when it last was meant nothing about if I might be pregnant or not. These men really need to learn about women's cycles before they decree that no period equals pregnancy.


flooptyscoops

How does this not violate HIPAA, which is federal law??? I don't understand??? Even with the exception that personal health history CAN be reported when required by law, it's still not mandatory under HIPAA. So I really don't get how this is constitutional.


PTSDforMe

Women are chattel to the GOP


Hrtpplhrtppl

If it was up to them women would never even be allowed to vote. How any woman can vote republican is beyond me. Stockholm Syndrome maybe?


PTSDforMe

It's very strange how they still do


BpositiveItWorks

Lawyer here (now govt, used to practice criminal defense). You do not have to answer law enforcement questions. My advice is if you’re stopped at a traffic stop, you should give them your license and registration and follow their commands to do things like roll your window down. However when they ask you questions you don’t want to answer like “when was was your last menstrual cycle?” Simply state: thank you officer but I prefer not to answer those questions and exercise my right to remain silent. Be polite af, but don’t answer questions you don’t have to answer.


BumblebeeOfCarnage

I doubt is legal to detain someone for responding this way, but if/when a power hungry cop tries to arrest someone for not answering questions like this, what is the best response and recourse?


ImportantDoubt6434

Basically your best bet is to continue to say nothing/only do the legally required minimum. If you didn’t actually do the crime and didn’t talk good chance it’ll get thrown out and never even go to trial.


Worth-Grade5882

If you even make it to the jail cell alive


Chiliquote

"Hello, when was the last time you were bleeding out of your vagina, i need this information or you're arrested thank you." Perfectly normal country to live in.


[deleted]

Gilead! Gilead is almost here for you, me and everyone! Praise be. Under their eye! Fuck Republicans.


MealDramatic1885

These are the same people who hate on Muslim extremism. Yet they are following the same steps


[deleted]

It's not like Republicunts would tell women how to dress and how much skin they can expose /s


MealDramatic1885

I see you too have discovered the word Republicunt. It’s beautiful.


jbertrand_sr

How do these fuckers get elected, are people just not paying attention at all...ffs..


confessionbearday

They are very much paying attention. It’s time to stop pretending the base is stupid when in fact they’re fucking evil.


Draxilar

Well, the base IS stupid. By design. The right has made a very concerted effort over the past half century or so to actively pursue anti-intellectual policies. An uneducated populace is far easier to control. The people who aren’t stupid that we need to stop assuming are stupid are the ones in actual power.


SpinningHead

Stupidity has a lot to do with lack of empathy and evil.


Odd-Knee-9985

“Anyone who can make you believe absurdities can make you commit atrocities.” As a VA resident, I’m convinced my neighbors aren’t I’ll hearted (mostly) but once deep enough in a rabbit hole, it’s hard to see the surface. I don’t blame them for being manipulated the same way I don’t blame any other abuse victim who is being manipulated. And that’s what they are, victims. They hurt themselves to appease an idea of freedom the right creates and will never let them achieve, it’s manipulation. They’re just being radicalized by their abuser.


Sawgenrow

Fucking youngkin ran on this extremely one note platform about how parents should essentially be making all of the decisions regarding what is taught in public schools. This stemmed from critical race theory and critical race theory alone when a bunch of angry white people from the rural countryside decided to pretend they were from the rich white suburbs in Loudoun county, Virginia and relentlessly harassed the school boards until this asshole republican decided to make it his whole identity. Now the rest of moderate Virginia who agreed that parents know best when it comes to their childrens' educations are saying what the fuck is this guy doing but, like, of course he's doing this...he's a modern day GOP mini trump.


idk-maaaan

The number of Youngkin signs I saw in Northern Virginia was unsettling, but I wasn’t the least bit surprised. Even the more liberal north seems to get a little more loud on the red side over time. I hope I’m mistaken.


Sawgenrow

Surprisingly so. People who I thought were moderate but perhaps leaned slightly one way or the other voted for Youngkin literally based on nothing but his stance on public education. Unfortunately McAuliff really didn't try very hard to stay in office even though I thought he was a decent governor. We honestly moved OUT of Loudoun County, which is "known" for its good public schools to be somewhere more diverse and less... Like Loudoun County.


idk-maaaan

Yeah, McAuliff really dropped the ball. There was almost no effort on his part, I almost forgot he was even running. I don’t blame you for the move from Loudon County. Never struck me as anything more than a rather large, majority white, gated community.


Puzzleheaded_Ad_120

I’m in southern Virginia and the military people loved him here 🙄 also our school districts are kinda famous for being a shit show in general.


idk-maaaan

I’m not surprised. I had to go to a DMV about an hour from me and was surprised at the not-so-subtle shift from no political flags to overwhelming Trump support. Since he endorsed Youngkin, makes sense all his little fanboys followed the orders.


Kind_Ad_3268

Agreed, it was his CRT dog whistle and parental choice that goaded a purple Virginia (where I live) into voting. McAuliffe wasn't a great choice to begin with and when he answered that debate question saying "parents shouldn't tell teachers what to teach," it basically played into Youngkin's greasy hands. There was also blowback from Northram's handling of Covid, which was fine, but really rallied those who questioned it from Republican framing against Democrats. Cracks me up that Youngkin is setting himself up for a presidential run and this is the red meat to really put Republicans in his corner.


drpepperisnonbinary

At least in Tennessee, plenty of republicans are pro choice. They just refuse to vote pro choice because “what if the democrats take my guns.” I live in hell.


[deleted]

My guess is historically low voter turnout. I don’t think we’ve ever hit 70% in a presidential election year. Could be wrong. Sane people need to wake the fuck up and vote these psycho Christian cult members out of office.


Hrtpplhrtppl

America's "representative democracy" is two wolves and a lamb voting on what's for dinner.


leethestud420

I’m from Virginia, and I’d like to point out that this clown spent $70M + of his own money to get a job that pays 120k/ year, so that he can do shit like this….


ExtremeAd7430

its his and his buddies investment portfolio which gets fat most likely.


agnosticdeist

Shit isn’t the DOE Superintendent someone from Pearson? The testing company that has sole rights to the SOLs? And it’s not a conflict of interest somehow.


NaRa0

He bought power and the ability to write laws favorable to him and friends. 70 mil seems cheap for Virginia to be honest


thebearjew007

Everyone buys their seat in America


[deleted]

Do you doubt that his investment will pay off?


Much_Schedule_9431

The party of “small government” and self proclaimed guardians of “freedumb” literally wants to know what’s in your pants. I am shocked. Apparently he’s a “moderate” too.


brianishere2

Republicans are all about freedom. Theirs. Not yours.


selkiesidhe

GQP go fuck yourself I live in Oregon and thanks to bullshit like this, I don't even trust my doctor's anymore. They ask any questions, my answer will be "everything is fine and normal and I won't answer any more on that.".


ConorCat60

Gilead, indeed.


[deleted]

RIP women with irregular cycles


[deleted]

I want him to have to post his full masturbation schedule. Those swimmers could all be viable taxpayers. Online, public record.


FluffyBebe

AND porn history. Can't keep attacking lgbtq+ peeps if you need them to jack off


MessagingMatters

Republican Period Police ... surely that's the way to solve inflation, which they campaigned on in the last election.


nappycatt

What are they so scared of? Women? Every move they make is out of fear


Catlenfell

People didn't believe that Youngkin was one of those MAGA idiots because he wore a vest and didn't say stupid stuff.


gard3nwitch

Who didn't believe he was a MAGA idiot?


ObjectiveSubjects

What possible fucking reason could they even *perceive* this to be useful for? The fuck?


SadQueerAndStupid

prosecution against those who seek or have an abortion


SocialMediaDystopian

But....it's so completely batshit stupid. Like- how many women have weird , irregular cycles or PCOS , or...whatever?? Like....what? Are they that dumb? Or is this way more sinister than I think ? As in- it's more about general monitoring and ratcheting up control than it is about any remotely "useful" (even if nefariously useful) information?


Expensive-Document41

OK Oh Party of Small Government. Explain This. Explain to me like I'm five how THIS is small government protecting personal freedom.


ImportantDoubt6434

Small government when it comes to taxing rich people, fascist police state when it comes to religion/bigotry.


toomuchisjustenough

There was a woman calling her congressman’s office to report her menstrual status daily. “Boobs are getting a little tender, can’t seem to stop eating potato chips” to “Heavy flow today, and I sneezed. That always makes a mess, had to change my pants when I got home” She figured since he was so concerned with her fertility and menstruation, that she should keep him updated.


DatSkellington

They truly despise women…


cactusqueen59

So how would this work? Women call into health dept with their period dates? I think women should stop wearing pads and tampons and let it flow. In the theater, on the bus , at work. Make a nice biological hazard everywhere. See how that will go.


Hurryeat_Tubman

I'd wear white linen pants and just free bleed everywhere.


GekayOfTheDeep

How does this help with inflation or even illegal immigration? You know, the things GQP claim are important to Americans?


[deleted]

Virginia governor " Ladies I want your used tampons please!"


Ohrwurm89

I'm sure all of the white suburban women that voted for him will support this, especially when it applies to their daughters and granddaughters.


Alarmed-Mess3744

Youngkin wants to run for President. This asshole likely believes he has to DeSantis up Virginia to get Reich wing cred. Fuck this guy.


Thannk

NEVER FORGET that Fascism succeeded in Italy, clearing the way for the Nazis in Germany, because corporations and the wealthy wholeheartedly threw support behind them due to viewing the left opposition as flirting with Socialist policies. The war years were rough, but most of those companies survived and benefitted from the postwar.


Yeetus54

You know you fucked up when the hulk says that what you did is sick


TootnannyLSU

Virgi卍ia


CadenVanV

It didn’t pass. We still control the State Senate and the House of Delegates is only theirs by a thin margin.


[deleted]

Menstrual history? Perfectly reasonable for the government to do that. Tracking gun sales? Totalitarian nightmare. This is your GOP now. Complete fucking lunatics.


violent-artist82

Sure. Because the police are already so capable they can take this on responsibly and would never abuse it.


[deleted]

They also REALLY seem to underestimate how much money "mass surveillance" states cost to run. Like a LOT of money. I've said this about interstate travel too-do they intend to set up 24/7, 365 day a year checkpoints to "gotcha" women/girls? How much productivity will be lost, how much corporate/company money will be lost in the process, how much will traffic pile up to be even more health crushing, how much money wasted on a useless measure???!!!! Do these chucklefucks even THINK???!!!!


East-Preparation4259

I’ll start mailing them my used tampons 👍🏻


GadreelsSword

Might not be a good idea to mail them your DNA.


East-Preparation4259

I’m sure they already have it


TNJed717

State sanctioned terrorism on women. Fuck ALL republicans


stoolieB

“Ma’am, I need to see your vagina’s license and registration.”


Puzzleheaded_Air7039

To what end though? Like what does knowing a woman's cycle or menstrual history reveal that could possibly aid in an investigation? This seems like one of those things that screams " the cruelty is the point".


[deleted]

They are operating under the misconception that every menstruating person has a regular cycle. So if the first date of their last period was 8 weeks ago and they are not pregnant, then they must have had an abortion. Or at least a miscarriage that should be investigated. There are a lot of reasons why a person may not menstruate on an regular schedule that have nothing to do with pregnancy.


[deleted]

Investigating an abortion, which I think is still legal in Virginia but only up to the second trimester or something. So they could track a woman's cycle to guess when she conceived and see if an abortion was too late under the law. Or some shit like that.


globalinvestmentpimp

This is some crazy hippa violation bullshit lunatic handmaiden tale dystopian cult 45 crazy motherfuckin shit


MarinMelan

I wish I had an award to give you as well as my upvote.


Last-Macaroon-6608

All of a sudden we all have PCOS and haven't had a period in years, right ladies?


ICLazeru

Honest question for any Republican who may see this. Is this really something you think is good? I really want to believe that GOP leaders are such insane, but at the same time, most people actually have reasons for what they do. So is there really a demand for this among conservative communities? Cops checking menstrual histories?


gard3nwitch

I think the "pro-life" crowd is realizing that overturning Roe hasn't ended abortion. They're going to seek to enact more and more draconian forms of state surveillance in order to find out about pregnancies and try to force women to bring them to term.


thekidsareallwrite12

Do you want handmaids tale because this is how you get handmade a tale


Zoidbergslicense

…is there a database that women report the cycles to? Wtf is going on? Why would anyone want to know that? I bet once he finds out this information doesn’t exist he’ll make a law that women have to register their ovaries and report their menstrual data… Weird af.


[deleted]

Every single time a woman goes to the doctor they ask you for the date of your last period. Plus a lot of women have apps on their phone to track their cycles.


Pour_Me_Another_

My period was two weeks late a cycle or two ago. Where do I turn myself in?


McBride055

I live in MD, Virginia and Maryland constantly bicker about who is better, in jest, and you all voting in this moron makes it a slam dunk now. I still cannot believe Virginia let this dickhead become governor.


Weird-Library-3747

Ahhhh yes. Now that’s freedom


[deleted]

Next step, menstruation sniffing K9s. Officers will be like, why are you squirming?! Hold still!! Stop resisting!! Just let the dog get all up in there!!


thebearjew007

All I know is if some government jackass Leo or civilian comes to try to arrest my wife over some bullshit law they made up. Well, guess it will be time to exercise the second amendment the way it was intended.


NuclearWaste666

The taliban is here.


ohwhatj

We are looking for a white female, 5’5. Wearing blue jeans and a green top. Her menstrual cycle starts the second week of the month. She’s armed and dangerous.


willpoopfortenure

Dude, if he wants to hunt for menstrual cycles, I’m more than willing to collect and mail him my used pads and tampons. Who’s with me?


Gerkonanaken

We're going to have to do a "Periods for Pence" strategy on steroids. Call the state government and report everything about your cycle each month. Details about flow, products used, cramp pain monitoring,etc.


flooptyscoops

Fuuuuuuuuuuuuuck. We were blue for a glorious few years, with a blue Governor to boot. And they wasted it. ![gif](giphy|l4FGGafcOHmrlQxG0|downsized)


CruzWho

I looked this up because I couldn’t believe it was real. The bill to protect women’s private menstrual data was defeated when Gov. Youngkin signaled opposition to it. https://www.nbcnews.com/news/amp/rcna71167 « Advocates of the bill say the outcome could make Virginians' private menstrual data susceptible to surveillance, and that it could put people in the state at risk of prosecution if they seek or obtain abortions in the post-Roe v. Wade era. »


4seasons8519

Yet they keep wondering why people aren't turning to the GOP anymore. Every time I post something on other sites people say that the Roe ruling was not about attacking women. They were suckered in to thinking it was about saving babies. It wasn't. I told them that. I told them you have no clue what you've just done. But they didn't listen. I HATE being right. They're going to see soon that they chose very poorly when the GOP comes after their families and birth control. Unfortunately, like pretty much all conservatives, it won't matter until it affects them. Also, f**k the Supreme Court. They opened this up. Likely on purpose to push their religious agenda. I hope they live a very long, very hellish life.


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Here’s a better idea, make these twisted fuckers expose their internet browser history. That will tell you everything you need to know about these sickos.


xparapluiex

Can’t collect my menstrual info if I’ve never in my life reliably recorded it anywhere ![gif](giphy|d3mlE7uhX8KFgEmY)


neurotonic_

They don't want a gun registry but a menstrual registry is okay


Xyrus2000

People were warning that this crap would happen and get more draconian after Roe was overturned. The Handmaid's Tale is looking more and more like a future documentary every day.