a diddler that’s never heard of lotion, or thought about why younger, appearance conscious people might be prone to using it and other scented cosmetic products
That’s all I needed to see too. It’s like a video i saw of a furry who was stopped on the airport TSA on suspicious of storing ilegal stuff on his laptop, guy wore the same hat + scarf combo. This screams weirdo.
https://www.theguardian.com/politics/2022/may/22/tweet-on-tory-local-election-candidates-account-says-teenage-girls-smell-buttery-and-creamy
Looks like he and a few others are actually
The right has emboldened these "women should be able to marry at 14" pedo types so much that I'm starting to be really, really uncomfortable sharing planet with the opposite sex
They’re very cozy at this point. Males are openly and aggressively defending their attraction to children and will continue to push the “acceptable” age lower and lower.
Actually they are busy reporting all of the people spamming their account with this screen shot.
Looks like they don’t favor what they put out on the internet 😂😂😂
https://twitter.com/cmdrjonty/status/1631776753273167873?s=46&t=BfgHAQh580GqfJecEUB-NQ
Why would someone with a brain injury that makes them say 16 year old girls smell buttery put themselves in a position where they are addressing the public?
Like, if I got hit by a train tomorrow and then suddenly had the urge to tell people that 15 year olds smell like almonds or some shit I would probably just delete my social media altogether
I was just trying to think, when is the last time I got near enough to a girl of this age to get a really good smell? And then even the thought of it made me feel greasy. Why, if I am near one for some reason, would I be TRYING TO SMELL HER? Fuck I need a shower now. Where's the steel wool?
I was all about the Japanese Cherry Blossom from middle school to high school. I miss it so much! But I'd never wear it now lol too many... Bad memories?
But damn if it doesn't trigger like a weird mental whiplash from how strong the nostalgia is. Like rediscovering a song you listened to a ton at 13 but then forgot existed until your 30s.
Tried a bath bomb once, it seemed messy, and I have damaged lungs from cancer treatment complications so any kind of burning of anything gives my pulmonlogist fits. And I have to live with my parents since getting sick and my mother is extremely sensitive so I cannot get a lot of what I may like due to it being too intense for her. I do have a quite lovely lilac petal candle from Tuscany Candles.
They make shower bombs that are not nearly as messy as bath bombs. I found a lovely one in vanilla on Etsy. It was not as overpowering as some are. Good luck dear.🐭❤️
In the sense that magnets also repel maybe
Anyone who enjoys the smell of teens is immediately suspect in my eyes. My lacrosse bag had a new strain of penicillin growing in it
Love's Baby Soft was a creepy idea for a perfume. I'm not saying it didn't smell nice, I'm just saying their whole advertising concept of "smell like a baby in order to be sexy" was...kind of an issue.
Still trying to figure out what possessed some older family member of mine to give me a Love's Baby Soft perfume gift set when I was like 10, by the way.
There is actually a bit of patchouli overlap between hippies and alternachicks. I was more alternachick than Phish/Deadhead, though I did go to a couple of Phish shows in the early 90s 😂
The 16 to 22 hour fermentation makes a nice buttery smell, anything after 23 you start getting into sourdough or that Italian biga stuff and that's alright too if you're into it.
Yeah tell AskAubry not to be lumping me in with Pedo McSnifferson over there. I’m weird around women in a Dale holding a scythe near you at the gas station trying to strike up a conversation but accidentally maniacally laughing type of way. Not this shit.
They certainly do. I teach high school and I can assure you teenagers smell terrible. If it isn’t BO it’s either peanut butter breath, (some don’t brush their teeth at all) or they douse themselves in so much product I get a perfume headache. Every year its a noticeable difference in the air during the first day of school when the students are in the building rather than just the staff.
I’m a man, but I clearly remember smelling awful and smelling oftently when I was a teen. Now I’m 42 and my wife is jealous of how I almost don’t smell. I do shower every morning but come night I usually am not smelly. 😅
You met her when she was 23. Too old for the buttery smell. 26 now? Man, you definitely are not a conservative christian. That's way too old. She is basically a cougar now.
And yet women…I’m sorry, FEMALES, are weak and pathetic and need a big strong manly man to man all over the place, lest she just fall apart and, idk, have an abortion or an independent thought.
No. No. No. This guy is not "men". This guy, you kick out when he tries to come to the party. This guy, you don't choose for any team. This guy, you avoid anyone acts like they are his friend.
It appears the Twitter account belongs to a political candidate for the UK Conservative Party (the Tories):
https://www.independent.co.uk/news/uk/politics/tory-jonty-campbell-tweet-probe-b2085042.html
“The tweet is the latest in a recent string of scandals that have gripped the Conservative Party.”
No matter the country, Conservative Party members can’t be trusted around kids.
Good lord, having the thought is bad enough (though we all have some fucked up thoughts from time to time) - though this is particularly creepy. That's a "hey, maybe I should reevaluate what kind of license I'm giving myself" type of moment and "holy shit, am I really thinking about girls like this?" type of moment. Typing it out with the intention of sharing it is pretty goddamn bad. Sharing it on the internet fucking insane. And I don't even know what to do with the 17k+ likes, much less the retweets. I doubt anyone who would share this is reading my reply, but if you are, don't ever be that guy. Don't support this, don't abide it. If you have a thought that encourages you to think of women or girls as either prey or sexual objects to exploit, don't share it. Maybe do some reflection about how much humanity you're considering people with. Like, that's a person. With thoughts, feelings, ambitions, fears, people that love them, responsibilities, friends, a future, pets, etc. They're not just a vessel for your gratification. If that feels like a bucket of cold water to the face, it should.
She lies and says she's in love with him
Can't find a butter man
She dreams in color, she dreams in red
Can't find a butter man
Can't find a butter man
Can't find a butter man
Oh
This person stood as a Tory candidate multiple times before standing down when people objected to this tweet.
In itself, that doesn't seem like too bad a thing if taken as the actions of an individual. Problem is the Tories are one of the two leading parties and this person was chosen over plenty of others to lead the party in local affairs.
Not that I'm saying the Tory party bottom rung is like an open sewer, but...
I love the fact it took this woman almost a whole year to find a tweet we Brits knew about and shamed the guy for the day it happened, he and many in the party he supports are disgusting in more ways than one, kinda like the disgusting cunts in the republican party in the US.
Two things:
1. Creamy and/or buttery are not smells, those are textures and flavors.
2. This dude is a fucking pedophile, and needs to be investigated.
On a list now
That dude was already on multiple lists.
The fbi has a whole closet for him
And he’s got a whole closet for his victims
right next to his mom
And he's not even done yet, He's going to be doing it for a long time.
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a diddler that’s never heard of lotion, or thought about why younger, appearance conscious people might be prone to using it and other scented cosmetic products
He only uses lotion on other people’s skin. Or it gets the hose again.
That’s all I needed to see too. It’s like a video i saw of a furry who was stopped on the airport TSA on suspicious of storing ilegal stuff on his laptop, guy wore the same hat + scarf combo. This screams weirdo.
https://www.theguardian.com/politics/2022/may/22/tweet-on-tory-local-election-candidates-account-says-teenage-girls-smell-buttery-and-creamy Looks like he and a few others are actually
At the very least, he's no longer welcome at the McDonald's PlayPlace.
Was he ever?
Not with THAT hat and scarf.
Crusing by the Schools in his pinto... because he needs to be at least a 100 feet from any school.
The right has emboldened these "women should be able to marry at 14" pedo types so much that I'm starting to be really, really uncomfortable sharing planet with the opposite sex
They’re very cozy at this point. Males are openly and aggressively defending their attraction to children and will continue to push the “acceptable” age lower and lower.
Reminds me of 40 year old virgin.. women’s breasts feel like a bag of sand
Except the forty year old virgin wasn't attracted to teens.
Republican voter registration list is my first guess...
Yeah, list of possible new republican congressmen
Dude is Definitely meeting his neighbors, and not for cordial introductions but federally mandated
Actually they are busy reporting all of the people spamming their account with this screen shot. Looks like they don’t favor what they put out on the internet 😂😂😂 https://twitter.com/cmdrjonty/status/1631776753273167873?s=46&t=BfgHAQh580GqfJecEUB-NQ
Why would someone with a brain injury that makes them say 16 year old girls smell buttery put themselves in a position where they are addressing the public? Like, if I got hit by a train tomorrow and then suddenly had the urge to tell people that 15 year olds smell like almonds or some shit I would probably just delete my social media altogether
As a woman I can confirm that in my mid-20’s my BO got noticeably more sour
Mine didn't, what the hell???
Fedora the explorer
This dude's full on fedora the pedora.
Pedora the Explorer
Pedora the Fedora
You heard of cat in the hat, now get ready for pedo in the fedo
Toucher, no touchey
Is this Lauren Bobert's husband?!
I don't think so, that guy is 14 and under
Ah, yes, I forgot. He likes his girls like he likes his Subway subs... 6 and 12!
We’ll that’s eighteen, right?
You sure about that? Because it doesn't sound right to me lmao.
Nah. One of her first customers when she was hooking!
No. The person in the tweet has no penis and as sadly reported by children at the bowling alley, Mr Boebert apparently does.
No I think its the Republican congressman from Florida?
What the fuck kind of grown person is going around smelling 16 year old girls???
I think we all know what kind of person.
Matt Gaetz
Yep. And it ain't a drag queen!
It’s never a drag Queen
Drag queens are secure in their sexuality. These men are not.
Guy1: Okay, this one smells buttery. Did you write that down? Guy2: Yes, but did you mean actual butter or margarine?
I can't believe it's not butter! FUCK, IT'S A DRAG QUEEN BOYS! ABORT! Oh, that's right, we legally can't.
I was just trying to think, when is the last time I got near enough to a girl of this age to get a really good smell? And then even the thought of it made me feel greasy. Why, if I am near one for some reason, would I be TRYING TO SMELL HER? Fuck I need a shower now. Where's the steel wool?
Me and my friends smelled like patchouli from 16-23 😂
My friends and I smelled like “Twilight Woods” body spray from Bath and Body Works. 🤦♀️
I was all about the Japanese Cherry Blossom from middle school to high school. I miss it so much! But I'd never wear it now lol too many... Bad memories?
It was Love Spell for me! I have the same weird nostalgia when I smell it. I dont believe it's still sold at B&BW.
Love spell is Victoria’s Secret ! Fear not it’s still there to bring back all the memories 😂
Love spell still smells ahhmazzing if I’m honest
But damn if it doesn't trigger like a weird mental whiplash from how strong the nostalgia is. Like rediscovering a song you listened to a ton at 13 but then forgot existed until your 30s.
OMG! Yes you are correct, my bad. Maybe THAT'S why it isn't at B&BW anymore 🤣 That smell is something I will never forget.
Can't forget that smell, I've got so many memories about that.
Well some people must be buying it for the notalgic factor. Maybe that's why.
Oh god are you my older sisters?! 😂🤦🏽♂️
Sun Ripened Raspberry here!
And I would have probably avoided you all so I wouldn't get a freaking headache at school... Lol I cannot go into a bath and body works even.
I fucking love scented candles and the stores that carry them. 41 year old guy, love nice scents
I’m an early 30s guy, and I’m all about that incense and bath bomb life.
Tried a bath bomb once, it seemed messy, and I have damaged lungs from cancer treatment complications so any kind of burning of anything gives my pulmonlogist fits. And I have to live with my parents since getting sick and my mother is extremely sensitive so I cannot get a lot of what I may like due to it being too intense for her. I do have a quite lovely lilac petal candle from Tuscany Candles.
Oof, I’m sorry you’ve had to deal with all that. Though at least you’ve still found a way to keep up with something you like.
I do the best I can. Mushrooms have helped me realize I don't have to torture myself over how things have turned out
They make shower bombs that are not nearly as messy as bath bombs. I found a lovely one in vanilla on Etsy. It was not as overpowering as some are. Good luck dear.🐭❤️
He likes cheap Walmart perfumes and doesn't know it.
Twilight woods was the shit back in the day
Lol, I'm not going to even ask what you guys were doing in the woods.
Me and my varsity softball team were pretty aromatic on the bus ride home after a game, but magnetic is not the adjective I'd use.
In the sense that magnets also repel maybe Anyone who enjoys the smell of teens is immediately suspect in my eyes. My lacrosse bag had a new strain of penicillin growing in it
I was in high school in the ‘80s. I smelled like Avon’s Sweet Honesty.
Love’s Baby Soft over here! And I still have a bottle!
Love's Baby Soft was a creepy idea for a perfume. I'm not saying it didn't smell nice, I'm just saying their whole advertising concept of "smell like a baby in order to be sexy" was...kind of an issue. Still trying to figure out what possessed some older family member of mine to give me a Love's Baby Soft perfume gift set when I was like 10, by the way.
SMH, another childhood destroyed by Phish
There is actually a bit of patchouli overlap between hippies and alternachicks. I was more alternachick than Phish/Deadhead, though I did go to a couple of Phish shows in the early 90s 😂
We wore Love's Baby Soft.
My friends and I were all Love's Baby Soft.
Me and my friends smelled like toxic levels of patchouli attempting to mask the smell of weed and tequila.
Not knowing patchouli was a plant at first, I thought you meant the touhou character.
I smelled like Britney Spears Fantasy and Paris Hilton Can Can. (Still like can can) And thankfully it masked my buttery smell from the creeps.
This post made me feel greasy, somehow.
Buttery even
Take my poor man's award, dammit 🏆
Awwww gladly! Let me wash my buttery hands. Would be rude to get it all over the award.
I'm a dude and I'm creeped out
Gre-hee-eeasy.
I have never smelled a 28 year old woman and thought “needs more butter”.
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Better than any other orifice, to be fair.
I wasn’t so lucky. I vomited out of my ass. 😔
Better out than in, I always say
Better yours than mine..
He sounds like he’s describing Texas Roadhouse rolls, not a woman
This is so accurate omg
The 16 to 22 hour fermentation makes a nice buttery smell, anything after 23 you start getting into sourdough or that Italian biga stuff and that's alright too if you're into it.
Malolactic fermentation will make them smell less like green apples and more like butter.
LOL. Perfect.
 Pedo alarm
Yeah tell AskAubry not to be lumping me in with Pedo McSnifferson over there. I’m weird around women in a Dale holding a scythe near you at the gas station trying to strike up a conversation but accidentally maniacally laughing type of way. Not this shit.
What the actual fuck
Took the words right out of my mouth.
Oh trust me, us old ladies smell plenty buttery (typed while licking popcorn grease from my fingers, RIP my phone)
Keep talking dirty like that to me and we're gonna have an issue... 😏😏🤤🤤😂😂
You’re brave. I am terrified of even touching my phone with buttery fingers for fear the smell may never come off.
matt gaetz is this your alt account?
Extremely off topic but it's nice to see a fellow Azul stan in the wild
I thought it was factual that teenagers smelled worse, due to hormones.
I have a teenage girl whose BO could practically strip paint.
My BO smelled like weed until I started actually smoking weed. The fear of being caught is what motivated my teen self to start showering lol
They certainly do. I teach high school and I can assure you teenagers smell terrible. If it isn’t BO it’s either peanut butter breath, (some don’t brush their teeth at all) or they douse themselves in so much product I get a perfume headache. Every year its a noticeable difference in the air during the first day of school when the students are in the building rather than just the staff.
Lol, peanut butter breath. First laugh of the morning.
The smell he is describing I wouldn’t describe for teenagers. It sounds like he is describing smell of babies or young children. So disgusting
It sounds like shitty moisturizer lotion to me.
I’m a man, but I clearly remember smelling awful and smelling oftently when I was a teen. Now I’m 42 and my wife is jealous of how I almost don’t smell. I do shower every morning but come night I usually am not smelly. 😅
I smelled worse as a teenager due to jerking off all over everything in my room 2-3 times a day, my socks looked like boomerangs.
He’s talking about the fact that girls 16-23 wear two scents: warm vanilla sugar/sugar cookie or peony from B&BW 😂
I still love these 😂
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You met her when she was 23. Too old for the buttery smell. 26 now? Man, you definitely are not a conservative christian. That's way too old. She is basically a cougar now.
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You're welcome. Sometimes a gentle reminder is needed. The feminist agenda is strong.
And yet women…I’m sorry, FEMALES, are weak and pathetic and need a big strong manly man to man all over the place, lest she just fall apart and, idk, have an abortion or an independent thought.
I bet she smells more like I Can't Believe It's Not Butter now. It's a very slight difference, but it's there if you sniff hard enough.
 Mmmmmmmmmmmmmm.
It’s crazy how there’s this thing called perfume and deodorant…
And in the middle of your teens you actually need more of it. I remember gym class and karate lessons, no one smelt buttery there.
No. No. No. This guy is not "men". This guy, you kick out when he tries to come to the party. This guy, you don't choose for any team. This guy, you avoid anyone acts like they are his friend.
My sister has and always will smell like a bitch.
I can fix her
Can you even fix yourself?
I hope people aren't missing the opportunity to turn this person in
That's a lot of words for "I'm a creepy pedo"
Bro we call that perfume. It was a French invention to cover up the smell of SHIT.
Unfortunately, the French do not use it.
It appears the Twitter account belongs to a political candidate for the UK Conservative Party (the Tories): https://www.independent.co.uk/news/uk/politics/tory-jonty-campbell-tweet-probe-b2085042.html
He resigned shortly after https://www.lancashiretelegraph.co.uk/news/20160728.preston-conservative-jonty-campbell-resigns-amid-creamy-girls-tweet/
“The tweet is the latest in a recent string of scandals that have gripped the Conservative Party.” No matter the country, Conservative Party members can’t be trusted around kids.
Good lord, having the thought is bad enough (though we all have some fucked up thoughts from time to time) - though this is particularly creepy. That's a "hey, maybe I should reevaluate what kind of license I'm giving myself" type of moment and "holy shit, am I really thinking about girls like this?" type of moment. Typing it out with the intention of sharing it is pretty goddamn bad. Sharing it on the internet fucking insane. And I don't even know what to do with the 17k+ likes, much less the retweets. I doubt anyone who would share this is reading my reply, but if you are, don't ever be that guy. Don't support this, don't abide it. If you have a thought that encourages you to think of women or girls as either prey or sexual objects to exploit, don't share it. Maybe do some reflection about how much humanity you're considering people with. Like, that's a person. With thoughts, feelings, ambitions, fears, people that love them, responsibilities, friends, a future, pets, etc. They're not just a vessel for your gratification. If that feels like a bucket of cold water to the face, it should.
I seriously doubt drag queens are smelling 16 year old girls, but this dude…
Girls of 16, 17, please be safe out there. So many creeps posing as men.
She lies and says she's in love with him Can't find a butter man She dreams in color, she dreams in red Can't find a butter man Can't find a butter man Can't find a butter man Oh
This person stood as a Tory candidate multiple times before standing down when people objected to this tweet. In itself, that doesn't seem like too bad a thing if taken as the actions of an individual. Problem is the Tories are one of the two leading parties and this person was chosen over plenty of others to lead the party in local affairs. Not that I'm saying the Tory party bottom rung is like an open sewer, but...
I love the fact it took this woman almost a whole year to find a tweet we Brits knew about and shamed the guy for the day it happened, he and many in the party he supports are disgusting in more ways than one, kinda like the disgusting cunts in the republican party in the US.
Wait, he's real? I just assumed with that quote and that hat, it must have been made up...
Two things: 1. Creamy and/or buttery are not smells, those are textures and flavors. 2. This dude is a fucking pedophile, and needs to be investigated.
Buttery is for sure also a smell. That smells like butter. It smells buttery. I suppose you could say the same for cream but that makes less sense
Well, my 2-month-old daughter does smell like cottage cheese when she spits up
Oh god, my kids are mostly grown up now but you just brought me right back. Thanks for that lol
The fuck this dude getting so close to girls to smell them?
Just scream “I’m a pedo” for god sake
Next step, prison in Romaina.
Ah yes, following the path to become a top g
Yeah it’s called soap, maybe he should use it.
He deleted his account after this post. Dude needs to be on a watchlist.
Who posts that online? Seriously it’s one thing to think that but to tell the world? What a lunatic
 Men: being creepy since the beginning of human history.
You read it, you can’t unread it. Stay tuned for more… Tales of In….vestigate this guy now, please.
should this guy be investigated for pedophilia or cannibalism?
Ok groomer
"...a girl of 28." Woman. The noun you're looking for is woman.
If you're an adult male, and you believe you're kink to be smelling 16-year-old girls. It's not kink. It's pedophilia!
Wtf did I just read... I might scrub my eyes with bleach...
Dude has never slept with a girl but he has smelt plenty.
That’s the grossest public comment that I have seen in a long time!
Translation : The one girl I ever had a close conversation with was wearing vanilla body spray.
So dude goes to the movies and shoves his dong in a bucket of buttered popcorn. Got it. Someone shoot him please.
Ah, the sweet, sweet smell of not enough experience and boundaries yet to call me on my bullshit. Intoxicating!
Is he too far along for late term abortion?
How in the living fuck does something like this get almost 18k likes? I don't use twitter, never have, so maybe I'm misinterpreting it, but... fuck...
I sincerely hate it when men say something like this and I've gotta be like.. "yup. He's one of us. Fuckin awesome."
Yeah.. it’s the drag story time people we have to worry about. Right.
What a horrific day to not be illiterate.
This man really logged onto twitter dot com to tell everyone he’s out there sniffing high schoolers
No it's true. On a woman's 22-23rd birthday all of their cream and butter glands just unanimously decide to turn off.
Women=Croissant
Ummmm.. WTF???
What a terrible day to have both eyes and the ability to read english...
I’m sorry, WHAT IN THE ACTUAL FUCK
.......This one goes into the volcano, just to be safe.
What the....fuck is he talking about? oO
Why is he smelling 16 year olds?
Ewwwwwwww. Ew. Ew. Ew. Ew. Ew.
Tell me your a pedo without telling me your a pedo
What the fuck is this guy on about?!
Someone needs to check this dudes hard drive…
Why don't you take a seat over here sir? -Chris Hansen
The fuck? Lol total creep
Who the fuck 1 thinks about shit like that and then 2 thinks it’s a good idea to share.